Sushi Wakka!

I never realized how entertaining the act of making sushi could be. For example...

Cucumber toruture and white sticky stuff!

Oh yeah baby gimmie some more of that white sticky stuff...oh that cucumber is so big! Oh god...you're torturing it cutting it with that knife...how could you you evil person!

*taking the wrapper off of the cucumber* What are you doing? You should be safe! Don't unwrap it!

Oh god I need more white sticky stuff...bring it to me now!
Where do you want it?
On the weed!

Careful to roll it gently you don't wanna rip the paper!

Something smells fishy in here...close your mouth!

What is wrong with this world? *sob*

Today, my friend told me about his great game. I was excited about it until she showed me what it really was. The following is not for the faint of hearted...

As soon as I clicked on the link, I saw about the most terrible thing I have ever layed my pie eyes upon. Gave me shivers in my crust and just about made me lose my filling. I cannot even begin to explain the horror that rained down upon me.

I didn't think there was a living being on this planet who would even dream of creating something as grotesque and sadistic as this. It is a genecide of my species! How can the get away with this?! It pure and utter unadultrated mass murder of all pie kind! Discrimination of the worst kind. They are preying on and killing off all of our younger counterparts and killing them off for what...a cheap thrill of some kind? It doesn't get any sicker and more twisted than this! I betcha afterwards they save the leftover splattered pieces of crust to make a...a...GIANT PASTRY! *breaks down and sobs and leaks filling everywhere*

http://www.mindjolt.com/games/pop-pies-2

Save Piekind! Boycott Flash Games!

Hehehehehe...

Why I shouldn't be hyper.....


[10:01:02 PM] rica1448: YAY GO ME!
[10:01:20 PM] rica1448: That felt gooooooooood.....
[10:01:23 PM] Kiki: lolololololololololololololololololololololololol
[10:01:53 PM] rica1448: Wow, it must have really, really been funny, eh?
[10:01:58 PM] rica1448: Yea, let's not say who we're talking with
[10:01:58 PM] rica1448: K?
[10:01:59 PM] rica1448: K
[10:01:59 PM] rica1448: Yep
[10:02:09 PM] Kari: yuppers agree
[10:02:11 PM] Kiki: no fair
[10:02:13 PM] Kari: wit erica
[10:02:15 PM] Kari: nope
[10:02:19 PM] Kari: u do i hang u
[10:02:20 PM] Kari: up
[10:02:24 PM] rica1448: With SATAN!
[10:02:30 PM] rica1448: ...How may I help you?
[10:02:37 PM] rica1448: Satan is coming out!
[10:02:38 PM] rica1448: OH NO!
[10:02:42 PM] rica1448: Ew bad burp....
[10:02:53 PM] Kari: eek
[10:03:12 PM] rica1448: YAR!
[10:04:17 PM] rica1448: Uh-oh..... UH-OH! .... ::frrrrrt::
[10:04:20 PM] rica1448: ...Ahhh
[10:04:32 PM] Kari: (blush)
[10:04:57 PM] rica1448: ::puts on a gas mask::
[10:05:03 PM] rica1448: EVACUATE!! EVACUATE!!
[10:05:06 PM] rica1448: ::POOT::
[10:05:09 PM] rica1448: Oh noooooooo
[10:05:12 PM] rica1448: Kiki run!
[10:05:14 PM] rica1448: The smell!
[10:05:16 PM] rica1448: THE SMELL!
[10:05:19 PM] rica1448: ::cough::
[10:05:20 PM] rica1448: ::gag::
[10:05:23 PM] rica1448: Mmm beer....
[10:05:28 PM] rica1448: Wow, where'd the hyper come from?
[10:05:39 PM] Kiki: i do not want to run
[10:05:59 PM] Kari: i do i'll run far away above my inner thoughts lol
[10:06:10 PM] Kiki: i see
[10:06:22 PM] Kari: beer thoughts damnit
[10:06:23 PM] Kari: lol
[10:06:27 PM] rica1448: Beer burps!
[10:06:29 PM] rica1448: NOM!
[10:06:32 PM] rica1448: I'm a little teapot
[10:06:33 PM] rica1448: Short
[10:06:34 PM] rica1448: And stout
[10:06:39 PM] rica1448: Here is my handle -- SHINY!
[10:06:42 PM] rica1448: ......It's mine...

Ahoy

SQUIRRELLY WRATH IS OVERDUE!!!

Random, hope ya like it.



Tall-brained morons that live in this world! Tricky, greedy weirdies who drink Starbucks and go through their DRIVE THRUS!! *BURP* That's what I gotta say to that...



~Fin

Let's talk ferrets

It has occurred to me that I have spoofed everything from sporks to tanks to which ever....now I bring to you


Dawn of the ferret

Ferret wars-The ferret strikes back

Ferret wars-A new ferret

Ferret wars- the phantom ferret

Ferret wars- The ferret wars

Fried green ferrets

The ferret club

Lord of the Ferrets Fellowship of the ferret

Lord of the ferrets the two ferrets

Lord of the Ferrets Return of the ferret

4 weddings and a ferret

Ferretzilla

Bride of ferretstine

Ferrets on a plane

The Godferret

Ferret the 13th

Ferret kruger



That should be it for now....more to come later on

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