I have a pot of coffee....I have a pot of coffee.....and you can't has it

Yes I have my pot of coffee my cup of coffee it's go-go time, or in the magical land of wuff it's time for spazzmatic random time. Now what does this entitle any viewers of this blog if there are still viewers that is lets see here absolutely nothing..... Wrong answer this is full of sunshine,rainbows and unicorns and maybe the odd woodland creature have I already mentioned unicorns? 

 come on down to the live action sporking range where nobody judges you on your sporking skills, or the size of your spork! A little sidetracked I am now to get to actual mayhem remember my little ditty the other day? I remembered even more (insert insane laughter here)

 Hey little sporky what have you done? 

Hey little sporky who's the only one? 

Hey little sporky who's your sporkingman? 

Hey little sporky who's the one you want?

 Hey little sporky shot gun! It's a nice day to spork again. 

It's a nice day for a spork wedding. 

It's a nice day to spork again. 

 Hey little sporky who is it you're with?

 Hey little sporky what's your spork and bork?

 Hey little sporky shot gun 

 Hey little sporky who's your sporkingman?

 Hey little sporky shot gun!

 It's a nice day to spork again 

 It's a nice day for a spork wedding 

It's a nice day to spork again 

 That is about sporking it....this is silent signing out

Yar sporks!!

Come one, come all! All ye happy little rats in fancy hats! Come to the house of plentiful shit tickets! The land if milk and sporks! Were the root beer drizzles like warm black coffee! The coffee gods, oh the almighty coffee gods! Fill my cup, and never let me stir with a lollipop and never let thy coffee get cold or room temp! Never let the tasty sweet flavor of the demon's chocolate chips curse my coffee's flavor! I know you all missed this. Don't deny it! Squirrel out!

Holy flying fish on a stick....

It's been forever and a flippen day since this blog has seen the light at the end of the tunnel. Now let's see here most of us are now by now In our early or late 20's ish....I say that because half the time I forget my own age, wait what's my age again? Most of us have grown, most of us have entered the thing we all call the blender A.K.A real life and one thing for sure is yep I'm still a bit geeky or a lotta now come here all ye kittens and squirrels alike or should I have started this off with Ladies and gentle sporks may I have your attention please. There is no spork about it that this site has not been updated in a long....long galaxy far far away time but all we can do is try I'm sure half of the rat blog team are no longer checking this but eh no doubt aboot it eh? (get it okay fine some of us are canadian) hmm time for a little ditty how about.....Hey lil sporky, what have you done? Hey lil sporky, shotgun! It's a nice day for a spork wedding!!! I tend to spork things around a lot but who doesn't like a good sporking!!!! okay fine nobody fine... This is the one and only xsilentwolfx saying hello my lovelies

Hehe

Ah the random lengths I'll go to cheer my girlfriend up. She was pissed off at a doctor the other day, because he was talking down to her and all that crap, so when she called me and told me she had to do something (she did a couple weeks ago, I won't mention it) AGAIN, I went off on a random little hyper spurt. Now, I don't recall EVERYTHING I said, but this is just amusing, so much so I saved it. Enjoy! (I added quite a bit from the actual little rant I did on the phone)


Custom Port-os!

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Want a custom color? That's fine! We'll make it zebra patterned, camouflage, anything you'd like! Hey, if you're that type of person who likes to show off who you are, we can do all the flag colors, even the most vibrant to show your liberal or democratic neighbor that you don't give a flying unicorn turd! We'll even throw in a custom bumper sticker of your choice!

But that's not all! Come in today and we'll give you our ultimate discount! Buy one and get the second absolutely free! BUT WAIT! WAIT! Obtain those two and get another one half off! Children sized! Or, of your choice, it doesn't matter 'cause we're practically giving these things away at this point! However, the restriction for the get one free and half off, they will NOT I repeat, NOT be custom made. You'll get whatever is in the factory, sorry! So, if it has a giant ass on it, oops! If it has a giant penis on it, oh well! Like pressed hams? Well, neither do we! If that's on there, then you'll just have to deal with it won't you? No take backsies!



Anyway, hope you enjoyed that! I had four cups of coffee that day, so I was rather wired. X3

Too much caffeine

Bwahahahaha! *throws a little plastic egg, that splits into two* Wuffie I choose you! XD

I've had too much time to just... THINK. And the illegal caffeine in my squirrelly system isn't helping either! I took funny pictures in case they haven't been noticed or anything on Facebook yet. :D

One was inspired by the rapture, and the other was my mom. Wow, my mom is bad for my creative mind, I swear!

http://s33.photobucket.com/albums/d74/AlexisSapphire06/?action=view&current=101_0166.jpg

Hehe! And the one my mom inspired...

http://s33.photobucket.com/albums/d74/AlexisSapphire06/?action=view&current=101_0172.jpg

RANDOM LIVES OOOOOON! *chitters!* Caffeeeeeeeiiine!

Coffee random!

Caffeine puts the Zippity in my Doodah!

Coffee, COFFEE, coffee, coffee, coffee, COFFEE, coffee, coffee, COFFEE, COFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Give me!!

WARNING: I cannot be held responsible for the things I say or do before the caffeine has fully made it to my blood stream.

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More to come later! X3

This just in...

I was talking to rikers arilla of littleton.....when I started thinking and typed this out.

I got it....mother nature has hit menopause the reason why Snow=sudden cold flash,WildFires=hot flashes,Earthquakes=Cramps,Tornados=some form of unwanted gastronomical events and Tsunamis = sudden fits of crying


her reply..


Mother Nature: Way of life? Or chaos? Her menopause has whirled out of control, and she has no more meds. The earthquakes are her massive cramps. Tsunamis are bawling spells. The wildfires are the bad heartburn and hot flashes. Blizzards are her chilly cold flashes. Tornados can be devistating tummy upsets: they don't happen often, but when they do they cause mayhem and destruction. Somebody get her some midol before we're all doomed!



Yep I went there....that is all hope all of you had a good easter