Here's a good rant.

Why is our world so obsessed over how people look? When it comes right down to it, people don’t really care that much. What people remember most and what makes a good impression is whether or not you’re polite and if you do a good job at what you’re doing. Appearances are just one of those nitpicky things that are based upon personal opinion. So what if somebody doesn’t like the way you dress? At least you made them a damn good sandwich or completely saved their arses or whatever it is that you’re doing. I think it’s just ridiculous that some employers won’t hire people based only upon how they look. Even if they’re the most talented, smartest person in the field out there, potential employers won’t even look twice at their qualifications and talent just because they have a certain piercing or style of clothing. If everyone in the world was unable to see, well then it wouldn’t matter so much, would it? I believe that people should be free to be who they are and dress as they want without having to worry about being discriminated against.

i'm becoming a nun.

Gnome red alert

Yes that is right folks this is a emergecy broadcast from the wolf herself its true the gnomes have gotten together for a mass overtaking of your home your life and...even your animals.

So in this vast emergecy of gnome take over here are a few basics to prevent gnomes stealing your sanity or any item you own yes that includes your animals.

step 1.Do not I repeat do not put tinfoil on your head thats for aliens silly plus gnomes like shiny objects

step 2. Hide all your shiny/expensive stuff gnomes go for that first

step 3. if all else fails curl up into the fetal postion and cry out mommy the gnomes got me oh god my sanity were or were did it go

followed by the singing of "How much is that sanity in the window"

as you have noticed I rant a lot about gnomes and sporks and they have amassed run for your lives you hear me RUN

and never look back...*looks around* oh god no....what are you doing here....*backs away slowly and screams*

*this part censored to mass gnomes jumping and beating me not good for little kiddes to see on this news flash*

this is all that I have to say....*crawls away and mumbles they not only got my sanity they got my underwear in that battle*

Yet another rant....

My annoying friend woke me up this morning with her constant calling. Early this morning. Earlier than I'm used to waking up. All over a headache. Obviously this headache was so unbearable she had to see a doctor about it. Here's how it played out...


She called my house line, I didn't pick up... She then called my cell phone barely a minute later, so I hear my angry ringtone going off. I roll over and plug my ears with my pillow. Well, no more than five minutes later she calls my house line AGAIN. So I immediately change my ringtone to "Jumper" by Capsule. So it would be easier on my ears.

I then got up and took a shower. So, five or ten minutes later I get out and check my cell phone. Well, in that span of time she'd called my cell phone four times. Then when I get upstairs to make my coffee, I see her drive out of the overflow parking lot. So I'm sitting here going, "Holy freaking crap, what the hell is up," so then I get my coffee and wait a few minutes before calling her back. Called her back and it turns out she had a bad headache.

I don't think it'd been enough to see a doctor over. But, I don't know. Could have been. But honestly, I think her brain exaggerates pain a little too much causing her to see a doctor and that makes her folks spend more money they don't have.

Dunno. Just annoys me when I hear, "I'm in the hospital," just makes me roll my eyes and think, "Gees, what now?" you know?


Meh, sorry for the rant. The past few things have been humorous up until now and I apologize. It just, really annoys me when she does these things.

And through all of that--not a single voice mail TELLING me what was wrong until I actually called her back. Luckily, clouds are engulfing the mountains right now, which means it's going to snow later today. THUSLY, keeping her home. Hopefully. But anyways... I'm done now.


~RiC@

Rawr...yes bunnies are evil

once upon a time there was a green oyster named Lil' T and he spat rainbow bubles from a purple mouth at everyone it hated.
One day the zombie space cows came and bit him on the ass.
and he started to glow from the bite mark it grew bigger and bigger until he glowed rainbow from the intergalactic space residue.
(ewww space snot)
Lil' T sprouted legs and walked into a blue whales blow hole.
unbeknowst to him somewhere deep within this blow hole was something....shiny!
the blue whale blew lil T so hard he flew on to land.
where he now walks the earth seeking squirrel monkey brains and just plain being a zombie oyster.

strangely enough at that same time lil T saw a gnome skipping across his path with a banana slug on its shoulder.
The gnome was singing "THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY AH HA!" and the slug had a cute little white jacket made especially for the gnome.
though the jacket was quite restricting the gnome accepted it with glee and pulled out a tinfoil hat to try to put it on lil T.
Then in a big hurry they had to run from the psychotic sugarcoated rainbow bunny (NOW COMES WITH MEAT CLEAVER!)
The bunny hopped and hopped and hopped and stamped an 'APPROVED'in rainbow ink on the slug which fell off the gnomes shoulder.
AND THEN!!!! along came a baby dragon which tried to eated it!!!
unfortunately for the dear dragon slugs are not lemon drops nor are they wolfy flavored.

all of a sudden lil T saw a red and black rabid chipmunk running across his path quoting shakespear while holding a squirrel monkey brain.
lil T ran after the chipmunk but then it threw chopsticks at him while ranting about underwear stealing gnomes.
lil T made a huge flying leap for the brains but the gnome stole them and ran away.
leaving the poor poor zombie oyster with no brains.

the gnome then ran home to it's lair of peanut butter and cherry jam.
throwing the brain in some boiling water where it begins to shake and bake.
after shaking and quaking and baking some more the brain suddenly hatches into the half eaten banana slug named connor.
then the psychotic bunny named devilvirgin bounds into the lair of PB&J with the rabid chipmunk on her shoulder.
the chipmunk starts gagging because it is ironic the chipmunks only weakness is cherry jam.
while the poor rodent is dying devilvirgin hops to the pot and steals the half eaten banana slug named connor.
picking up the chipmunk on the way out the three dash quickly to the zombie march.

the moral of this story is stay away from zombie space cows damnit!!!

>.< I really need sleep....

Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels
Acorns in a half-shell
Squirrel power!


They're the world's most sporksome sporking team (We're really hip!)

They're Acorns in a half-shell and they're Gnomes (Hey - get a grip!)

When the evil Shredder attacks

These squirrel boys don't cut him no spork!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels

Splinter taught them to be ninja spleens(He's a radical rat!)

sporknardo leads,gnometello does machines (That's a fact, Jack!)

Raphael is sporking but crude (Gimme a break!)

squirrelangelo is a party dude (Party!)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels
Acorns in a half shell
Squirell power!

Master of sporkaster pt.5?

"A wedding? I love weddings. sporks all around."

"Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... sporkid."

"So you expect to leave me standing on some beach with nothing but a name and your word it's the one I need and watch you sail away on my spork?"

"You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself sporked him back out?"

"A sporksman is always proud to hear his work is appreciated."

"Greats sporks think alike"

Spring Pigs On Rasin Kurdle

Snappy Porcupines Often Receive Kicks

Sultry Penguins Often Rekindle Koolaid

Super Pirates On Rum Koolaid

Serious People Organize Real Kicks

"I smell.....I smell.... I smell sporky"

kiss my spork

I see spork people

I am the insporkaration of insporkness

Don't make me use my sporkitsu against you *poses in my stance*

"Look at this. I'm so ticked off that I'm sporking"

"You're sporkless, I see. A fine quality in a wife. "

"He's got a spork. You idiots. We've all got sporks. "

"For sporks sake, open the spork door! They're coming for us and it's our only way out! Oh my God, we're doomed!"

"Why sporks? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?"

"That's enough sporking for now, lads... looks like there's dirty work afoot."