The Tape Worm Rap

By: Yours truly

Worms: Jacque (Wuff) and Carpet tater (Squirrely wrath)

Tune: No tune as of yet (working on it!)


The Tape Worm Rap

I am, I am,
I am a tape worm,
I am a tape worm,
Tape...woorrm

I eat and eat,
All day and night,
All of your food,
As you dump it, dump it,
Dump it, dump it,
down your meat tube,
Down your meat tube

When you lie, lie, lie,
Awake in your bed, bed,
Hungry as an elephant,
I still eat, eat,
Eat, and eat,
Because I... Am...
A tape worm!

I am a tape worm, (yeah)
I am a tape worm, (believe it)
I am, I am, I am a tape worm (oh yes)

I eat all day,
I eat all night,
All of your food,
As you dump it, dump it,
Down your meat tube, tube
To keep me satisfied,
But you don't know me,
Me, me,
Let me intro~...Duuuuuce...

Hi, I am Jacque and I eat,
Eat, and eat, (Carpet tater: Yeah, boooii)
All day, all night
Through your starches,
Through your wheats,
All of the food, (In me!)
It's all real neat!

The other one, I am the one,
They call Carpet ta~tah
I am the. Bet~tah
Half of you, you, you,
You eat and eat,
Yet I still take,
'Cause it's all sooooo SWEET

And so far, that's about all I have. No tune yet, but no doubt it will hit me about as randomly as this little rap did. Hee hee...

~RiC@ a.k.a. Squirrely wrath~

Yup

Normally, I would post some random stuff... Or just rant. But this time... I just feel like saying hi and updating.


HI!! :D

Being a girlfriend is hard work...

Warning: Lovey-dovey mushy crap content.


I love my boyfriend so much but sometimes he drives me absolutely crazy.

I hate it when he leaves the toilet seat up, but I love it when he leaves flowers in the bathroom for me.

I hate it when he won't do the dishes and I have to badger him for hours, but I love it when he makes a special effort to clean up the living room and light aromatic candles.

I hate it when he watches non-stop wrestling and racing and dominates the TV, but I love those romantic movie nights when we snuggle together and feel each other's warmth.

I hate it when he eats food which I can't stand the smell of, but I love it when he makes me a romantic dinner.

I hate it when he talks on and on for hours about subjects that bore me to tears but yet I love it when he sweetly whispers into my ear how much he loves me and tells me how amazing I am.

But most of all... I HATE it when he gets sick all over the bathroom and I have to clean it up, but yet I absolutely LOVE those nights when I'm not feeling good and he holds me in his arms and gently strokes my face and sings a sweet song to me. It just melts my heart away.

At times, we may feel like strangling our significant others but when we think about it, there are so many amazing things they do for us and amazing things about them that make them who they are and are the reason why we love them more than anything.

Who is the alpha worm!!!!!

яic@: Time keeps on slipping away and we haven't learned. So in the end now what have we gained? says:
I love you,
You love me.
Not some puprle banshee

With a BELCH
And a PBBLT
And a sammich from me to you

Won't you say...

HI HI HI FEED ME FEED ME MOOOORE I AM THE ALPHA WORM!



You know what I gotta say to that rica

You got twizzler I got lasagna

so with a PBBLT to the URRRP izzo

I got more noms then you do for you are worm and I truly am the ALPHA WORM!!!!

Portal!

I love you dearest Companion Cube!

The weighted companion cube is the love of my life. I cannot even begin to express the love I have for him. Not only will he never threaten to stab me but he will love me unconditionally and never let me down. Those hearts on his sides don't lie. I know we will spend the rest of our lives happily together.

He and I both know that the cake is not a lie and we will forever spend our lives spreading this important message to the people of the world. Him and I and Aperture Science...a happy team of wonderfulness, doing what we must because we can.

Doom, doom, doomie, doomie, doom, doooooom

Julie Wolf Leong Shut your noise tube,taco human <~~ This started it all... XD

Rica Squirreleigh Gray
I need tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes... Your head smells like a puppy!
22 minutes ago ·

Julie Wolf Leong
Dumb like a moose!!!!
21 minutes ago

Rica Squirreleigh Gray
I put the fires out! ...You made them WORSE... Worse? Or better?
20 minutes ago ·

Julie Wolf Leong
You will listen and obey pastulio ....
19 minutes ago

Rica Squirreleigh Gray
You can't make me! I'll just close my eyes! Oh, you'll open them... You'll have to breathe sometime. No! Wait, what do my eyes have to do with breathing?
17 minutes ago ·

Julie Wolf Leong
You're nothing Earth boy! Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!
16 minutes ago

Rica Squirreleigh Gray
I'd like a large classic poop!
16 minutes ago ·

Julie Wolf Leong
You expect me to pay to ride this filthy contraption? Have you the brain worms?
15 minutes ago

Rica Squirreleigh Gray
...and then my master flew to the moon on a rocket of flamin' cheese! I like cheese! Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese...
14 minutes ago ·

Julie Wolf Leong
So, you're saying the humans are dumb, yet... tall. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? How can anything tall be dumb?
11 minutes ago

Rica Squirreleigh Gray
Your moosey fate!
9 minutes ago ·

Julie Wolf Leong
Fire some kinda laser... thingie at 'em; RIGHT NOW!
7 minutes ago

Rica Squirreleigh Gray
But one day, you'll be sitting in your house feeling all safe and secure, and then you'll look over and I'll be there, doin' stuff! Stuff? In MY home? Never!
6 minutes ago ·

Julie Wolf Leong
Prepare your bladder for imminent release!
5 minutes ago

Rica Squirreleigh Gray
GIR! Quickly! RIDE THE PIG!!
4 minutes ago ·

Julie Wolf Leong
Blend in with the indigenous life, analyze their weaknesses, prepare the planet fo the coming madness, yay!
3 minutes ago

Rica Squirreleigh Gray
My work here is done. GIR, carry me back to my lab. I'm in horrible pain.
GIR: "Hee Hee Hee. Pain.
2 minutes ago ·

Julie Wolf Leong
Your methods are stupid; your progress has been stupid; your intelligence is stupid!
about a minute ago

Rica Squirreleigh Gray
If you people don't want to take perpetual energy seriously, then fine. No power for you!
about a minute ago ·

Julie Wolf Leong
Lets make biscuits! LETS MAKE BISCUITS!
43 seconds ago

Rica Squirreleigh Gray
...I wants me a barrel of floss, and two balls of gluueee..... to be my friends! And I want to go dancing.... NAKED!!!!! ... and a chair made of cheese, and a table made of cheese...

Julie Wolf Leong
You dare agree with me? Prepare to meet your horrible doom!
about a minute ago