Lycan Blog PT 5 (F Bomb Coffee Edition)

Here you go my fellow watchers and fellow members of the rat crew I give to you the F bomb edition of the org Coffee Edition

Lycan Blog PT 5 (Coffee Edtion)

The Cheese Rap

BEWARE: Squirrel jingle "Jingly Squirrels"

Like it says... Beware for squirrely randomness is coming your way this Christmas season! No presents or even coal this year, for all the good little boys and girls squirrely wrath brings... NUTS! And lots of them! If you're allergic, well then, no problem! I have something else up my squirrely rodent sleeve! ...COAL! Yep! Even if you've been naughty or nice, you'll get coal. But, that's only if you're allergic to nuts. Or any kind of nut. CAN'T BE ALLERGIC TO THIS NUT OTHERWISE I'LL KNOCK YOU OUT WITH MY JOLLY BOOTS OF DOOM. Anyway, here's the random... Hope you like it. :P





Hope you liked it! :D

Squirrely Tunes Of Joy

яic@ says:
Here comes squirrely wrath
Full of squirrely cheer
Watch out for your rear
I may just bash it in

Bells on my tail ring
Making my wrath worse
If you piss me off
I may just slay you with my nuts

OH

Jingly squirrels,
jingly squirrels,
Watch me steal your nuts
Watch out or I'll knock you out
with my jolly boots of doom

*squeaks and bounces*

Rawr hey there rats. How's the cheese doing? Not too stinky the pie hopes. Yes the pie knows it's been absent for a while. It's just...there's alot been going down in this bakery of mine. I just want to share with you and awesome random moment that made me giggle.

So my boyfriend and I were in his kitchen cleaning up and I was commenting on the fact that he didn't have a broom. I asked him "did somebody get on it and fly away?" His response, "Yeah they just got on there and flew off the handle."

Hehehe I know, the pie's a sucker for bad puns ^_^

Beware...

Just a fair warning... Do not eat, drink, or hold the urge to answer the call of the wild before reading this next post... You'll fail miserably... Anyway, happy reading! :D







Wack a Grunny... THE VIDEO GAME! Impress your friends! Impress your lady friend *wiggle brow* if you have one that is. THE VIDEO GAME THAT MAKES YOU FEEL LESS TERRIBLE ABOUT YOURSELF BECAUSE IT'S A VIDEO GAME!

Side affects include and are not limited to: Feeling bad for yourself, anal seepage, Emo-like tendencies, wanting to go outside and paint a bunny green just to wack it, losing your mental state, runny nose, itchy eyes, seeing a long dead celebrity in your fridge, vomiting, vomiting blood, phlegm seepage, rash and all around bleeding.

***It would be best if the game was never, ever made...***