Lycan Blog PT 5 (F Bomb Coffee Edition)

Here you go my fellow watchers and fellow members of the rat crew I give to you the F bomb edition of the org Coffee Edition

Lycan Blog PT 5 (Coffee Edtion)

The Cheese Rap

BEWARE: Squirrel jingle "Jingly Squirrels"

Like it says... Beware for squirrely randomness is coming your way this Christmas season! No presents or even coal this year, for all the good little boys and girls squirrely wrath brings... NUTS! And lots of them! If you're allergic, well then, no problem! I have something else up my squirrely rodent sleeve! ...COAL! Yep! Even if you've been naughty or nice, you'll get coal. But, that's only if you're allergic to nuts. Or any kind of nut. CAN'T BE ALLERGIC TO THIS NUT OTHERWISE I'LL KNOCK YOU OUT WITH MY JOLLY BOOTS OF DOOM. Anyway, here's the random... Hope you like it. :P





Hope you liked it! :D

Squirrely Tunes Of Joy

яic@ says:
Here comes squirrely wrath
Full of squirrely cheer
Watch out for your rear
I may just bash it in

Bells on my tail ring
Making my wrath worse
If you piss me off
I may just slay you with my nuts

OH

Jingly squirrels,
jingly squirrels,
Watch me steal your nuts
Watch out or I'll knock you out
with my jolly boots of doom

*squeaks and bounces*

Rawr hey there rats. How's the cheese doing? Not too stinky the pie hopes. Yes the pie knows it's been absent for a while. It's just...there's alot been going down in this bakery of mine. I just want to share with you and awesome random moment that made me giggle.

So my boyfriend and I were in his kitchen cleaning up and I was commenting on the fact that he didn't have a broom. I asked him "did somebody get on it and fly away?" His response, "Yeah they just got on there and flew off the handle."

Hehehe I know, the pie's a sucker for bad puns ^_^

Beware...

Just a fair warning... Do not eat, drink, or hold the urge to answer the call of the wild before reading this next post... You'll fail miserably... Anyway, happy reading! :D







Wack a Grunny... THE VIDEO GAME! Impress your friends! Impress your lady friend *wiggle brow* if you have one that is. THE VIDEO GAME THAT MAKES YOU FEEL LESS TERRIBLE ABOUT YOURSELF BECAUSE IT'S A VIDEO GAME!

Side affects include and are not limited to: Feeling bad for yourself, anal seepage, Emo-like tendencies, wanting to go outside and paint a bunny green just to wack it, losing your mental state, runny nose, itchy eyes, seeing a long dead celebrity in your fridge, vomiting, vomiting blood, phlegm seepage, rash and all around bleeding.

***It would be best if the game was never, ever made...***

Warning: Grunny abuse ahead

Julie Wolf Leong Attack of the grunnies 0_o

Rica Squirreleigh Gray
Oh nuuuuuu! x.x

Julie Wolf Leong
Don't worry I already wacked one

Rica Squirreleigh Gray
Grunny: *twitch twitch bleed bleeeeed* Wh-whyyyy? x0x;

Julie Wolf Leong
*looks around and pokes the said grunnY* ....uh oh *nudges a little with foot paw* .....CHIT

Rica Squirreleigh Gray
You killed it! You actually, actually KILLED it! That poor little thing! o:

Julie Wolf Leong
I swear they where attacking me...and one even peed on my leg...*looks around for a shovel....oh wait it's tiny enough,picks up grunny and dumps it in the toilet and flushes it* ......FOOK *jiggles handle and grabs the plunger*

you well not stay around as evidence

Rica Squirreleigh Gray
Lmfao!! ...o.o SHIIIIIT! You clogged the tooooiiileeeeet! xD

Julie Wolf Leong
uggh I did...HOLY CHIT theres another grunny *WACK*....dang where are these coming from like holy fook.....what the you shall not lunge at me *swings*

oh umm sorry *brushes self off* I did not clog the toilet it was that evil prunny

Rica Squirreleigh Gray
Grunny abuse! Grunny abuse!! Wait... .0.;; Prunny? UH-OH!! *pulls out a lead pipe and starts swinging*

Julie Wolf Leong
0.o holy fook you just splatted that prunny >.<>

Rica Squirreleigh Gray
*blinks* ...Oh holy crap... *looks to the splattered Prunny on the wall* SHIT! ...Umm... Whoops... *slowly passes Draino and throws the lead pipe it smacking into another Grunny's head knocking it clean off* ...I'm just going to sit on my hands now...o.0;;

Julie Wolf Leong
*looks around and gathers up the grunny bodies and tosses the prunny's into the wastepaper basket*

and today we hold victory over the mass of grunnies that tried to attack...and with that I turned those oh so cute vicious grunnies into a shirt...I am so going to wear it now *looks into the toilet* expect for that grunny he's to urr soggy to be part of the great grunny shirt making

Rica Squirreleigh Gray
*peeks into the toilet and twitches and lurches* FLUSH IT FLUSH IIIT!! *flails* Make me one! :P

Julie Wolf Leong
*face palms* you have to go on your own grunny hunt I got these with my own two paws you got that my own...*watches the grunny flush away*

Rica Squirreleigh Gray
*watches it swirl down the drain* Aww for real? No fair... :( ...lol


(Hey all this is the wolf thought I add in a comment,yes this was addd in from facebook because that was my status about grunny attacks to explain how the status commenting started I provided a pic below of my current Gaia Avator)




[Squirrel here!! It's safe to say that we have nothing better to do with our time AND have way too much time on our paws. Gotta admit though, it's funny, huh? Cruel, but funny.]