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Thursday, November 26, 2009

12 cups later...

I know it's been a long time since I posted so....


Hello my fellow minions I mean.....

it has been flippen forever since I posted and I know I am not around as much but you know what

suck it.....suck it up like a dirty ole sponge that has to soak up coffee cause some .....x.x sinner had to spill the coffee..


now repent sinner he who breaks the said coffee commandments...

quick what you dare laugh at me mock me for liking my coffee so much well I till ya

*grabs you by your shirt collar and shakes*

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE CAFFEINE

urrr *lets go* I'm so sorry I don't know what came over me....oh I see

the caffeine tanks are running low I must refuel them.....to the kitchen where coffee shall be made....

Oh coffee grounds go in the filter...go in the filter

yeah coffee brewing down ...brewing down into the pot

my fair ...*coffee pot clanks off in the distance*

ahhhh dinner bell mine mine mine mine mine

*runs off*

I swear in now way does the title of this post hint at anything nor does it imply what I do...

what you read here is just the simple working of a wuffs mind and with that said


I am in no way clearly insane or off my rocker

but I shall end this post with ......

gotta gotta grab that

gotta gotta tap that

gotta gotta play that

Yo, I saw that glow than grabbed that tank
You can get that booty overload
I got the blue green gold
That future glow

That virtual gold
Next tank visual flow
I got that booty booty grab
How the booty grabbing, booty booty grab

We're happy little narwhals, yes we are...

Julie Wolf Leong SWEET BABY MERMAIDS

Rica Squirreleigh Gray NOM RAMEN WHY CAN'T CARPET TATER HAS?? ;3;...NOM... ♥

Julie Wolf Leong because your not here to enjoy the epicness of how big this ramen bowl is...I do beleive I have a even bigger bowl

Rica Squirreleigh Gray Heh nom, nom, niiiice. Why can't I has? *pouty eyes*

Julie Wolf Leong Because your not here

Julie Wolf Leong Ps EPIC WIN for the name wooo who's our fave squirrely wrath yes you are

Rica Squirreleigh Gray Awwwn... ;3;

Julie Wolf Leong yes you are my friend XD ps I'm a epic geek

Rica Squirreleigh Gray Hooray for being geeks! Does that mean you're squirrelly too by association? x3

Julie Wolf Leong Fooken eh lol I can be as nutty as a quacker bar x.x woo for squirrely

Rica Squirreleigh Gray Quacker bar, huh? That's one I haven't heard yet. *writes it down* x3

Julie Wolf Leong yes quacker bar ....I could go on going....squirrely nut cheerios.....

Rica Squirreleigh Gray Yays! Can I has squirrely nut cheerios? Those sound good! :P

Julie Wolf Leong squirrel loops now a part of squrrielly wrath diet.....

Rica Squirreleigh Gray With 8 essential vitamins and 10 minerals, it's a part of a wrathy balanced breakfast! So, buy yours and be squirrely today! :D ...Wow...lol

Julie Wolf Leong by chance did you have coffee?

Rica Squirreleigh Gray Oh and PS... THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!

Julie Wolf Leong Narwhal narwhals swimming in the ocean causing a commotion cause there so awesome
there pretty big and pretty white ...beat a polar bear in a fight cause they got a kick ass facial horn ......but why ....but why ....is the rum gone thats not good enough ......

I got a jar of dirt ....I got a jar of dirt and guess what's inside it

Rica Squirreleigh Gray Lmfao! Now I see why I got a little sound in response to "does it involve narwhals?" xDD

Julie Wolf Leong das end this

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

RANDOM AHOY BEWARE...

§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
urrrps
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
Nom
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
hi
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
chitter
wraaaaath nom nom x.x
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
*hugs and gives coffee*
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
nom nom nom sits down, chibi, little legs out nomming on the coffee cup rim floof floof
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
aww cute
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
nom nom
chitter
like a little chibi blob 'cause that's how I feel x.x
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
aww same here with wuff *scoops you up in jar and carrys you around*
I got a jar of squirrel I got a jar of squirrel and you can't have it
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
I bet you can guess what came out of hearing that one...lol
x3;;
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
urr a guffaw?
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
First...
A face palm
Then a guffaw
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
XD
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
But now I'm shaking my head and laughing
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
yes got ya to do both
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
And singing it aloud caused another face palm
Lol you're on a roll
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
and don't get me wrong I picutred my self holding up a jar or bucket
with chibi squirrel inside and me prancing about going I got a jar of squirrel
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
As I'm laying in there face down, tail in the air going urf?
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
yep
that is total rat blog worth
worthy
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
So totally
xP
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
glad I got ya to laugh
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
I'm still giggling at the mental image
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
well at least your not so rawr
Boo yeah
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
Lol yea for now
x3
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
*cracks whip* wuff master of taming squirrel
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
But I think that mental image will keep me going
xO
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
can I name the jar peanut butter
now with 40% more nuts
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
Slap a sticker on there "Now with 40% more nuts!" while I'm inside going, "Peanut butter? Awwwrrn can I has some?" paws at the jar
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:

rofl
this is all to funny
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
And THIS time...
YOU started it
point
xDD
I think you broke squirrel ribs hurt lol
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
*duct tapes* ^.^ nope
all fixed see
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
FETCH ME THE ROYAL DUCT TAPE!
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
*adds bubble wrap*
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
*echo echo*
WOO
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
who's putting this in the rat blog
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
Lol I don't care xD
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
you?
I well post later
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
Whichever, doesn't matter to me. I'm sure nobody else but you and I and maybe AJ are wondering why I haven't been posting lately lol
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
yeah I have been wondering
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
floofs tail then tries to pounce on it from inside the jar iiiiitty bitty living space! NUTTY
randomly mooshes face against the jar
slowly sticks out tongue
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
O_o
ewwwwww my wuffie face
*half flails and half puts out paw*
nu uh you nuttily totally did not go there squirrel friend
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
crosses eyes and chitters
ow ow ow
xD
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
if you do that long enough you well see stars and carpet tater well make a grand exit
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
Lol
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
who's a happy ...lil.....
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
*makes a fart sound*
NAAAARRWHAAAAAAL
o.x
floof floof
pounces on the bubble wrap
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
causing a commotion cause there so awesome
there pretty big and pretty white
beat a polar bear in a fight !
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
Lol ALL of this is going in the blog we are RANDOM today
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
you want random...YOU CAN"T HANDLE THE RANDOM.....
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
o.x squeak
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
*jig a jigg jiggy jig yo*
I'm th wuff and no I ain't no fluff no my name is not mcduff dont make me kick ya in the buff you luffy mcpuffy
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
literally tilts head with a look of confusion on face
Uuuurrr?
xD lol
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
you did not see nothign
you got it *leaps across table and grabs you*
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
squeaks
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
*shakes a little* nothign you got it no more nilly silly gnomes
THERE OUT TO GET ME

....NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they got my boxers
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
*puts on gnome hat and gives chase*
YAAAAAAA
YALALALALALALALALALAWOOOchitter
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
*slaps ninja wear* I shall get ya
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
GNOMES VS NINJAS
chitters
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
fook that
cause everybody wants wuff fu fighting
doot de doot doot de
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
SQUIRRELY THE GNOME *hums the David the gnome theme*
jig jig jig
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
noo
btw facebook status look at it

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Cheesy Jokes brought to you by The Pie

After a long abscense, the pie has finally emerged from it's oven to bring you these few words...ok yes you are free to squash my filling beforehand lol


Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was excellent.

There are two snakes in a zoo. One asks the other "are we poisonous?" "Not sure," said the other, "Why?" The other snake replies "Cos I just bit my tongue."


What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.

If a bulldog mated with a shi-zu, what would the new breed be called?

I went to buy some camoflauge pants the other day but I couldn't find them.

A dyslexic guy walked into a bra.

What did the father tomato do to the child tomato as they walked through the garden and the child lagged behind? He squashed him on the ground and said "Ketchup!"


Two atoms are drinking at the bar. Suddenly one says to the other, "I've just lost one of my electrons!""Are you sure?" asks the other."Yes," replied the first atom. "I'm positive."


Ok, ok I know you've all probably got you palms to your faces by now so I will finish it off with this...Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

BORED. . . .

Hvor er narhval? Lykkelige lite narwhal! . . . Er du en lykkelig liten narwhal? Jeg er!



Yea, probably best not to ask. I'm sure there's only one out there in the rat blog who knows what I'm talking about...

Er du? Er du en lykkeilg liten narwhal? x3 Okay, finished now. MMMM COFFEEEEEEE~