This is why...

I shouldn't think too much.

Me
If pies have different moods... What flavor do they become?

10:06pmAlana
errr...sour lemon for when they're pissed off

sweet apple for when they're happy

and banana cream for when they're...nevermind ;)

10:06pmMe
What about jealousy?

10:06pmAlana
hmm that's a toughy

10:07pmMe
Sour apple? XP

10:07pmAlana
haha that's what I was gonna say :P

crab apple

10:07pmMe
What about confused?

That's better

Lol

10:09pmAlana
haha...raisin butter tart?

the pies confused about it's identity lol

:P

10:15pmMe
Words of wisdom: Never let a wolf use duct tape when there is a pie filling spill emergency

10:16pmAlana
hmm...just throw a pie back in the oven

after giving it a new crust

10:16pmMe
Wouldn't that be considered bakery surgery? And... That would be bad... Right?

10:17pmAlana
as long as it's done in a sterile kitchen with lots of flour

10:18pmMe
Organic flour or all natur-aaal?

10:19pmAlana
organic preferably

This is why I need sleep

Me

what flavour is the pie today noms on crust

hmmm crab apple perhaps? or apple

I think plain apple would be good as the aj is sweet as can be
10:11pmAlana

lol I guess I'm feeling sweet but with a bit of a bitter aftertaste
10:11pmMe

eww no crab apple

noses you to edge of table and pouts and thumps table
10:12pmAlana

nooo watch out ahhhh

splat
10:12pmMe

x.x oops umm

looks around and sweeps you under the rug whistles and makes coffee
10:13pmAlana

cries

oww my filling!
10:13pmMe

>.> puts new shell in tin and scoops you up and plops you in tin

pulls out duct tape

don't worry i can fix it
10:17pmAlana

no, no duct tape
10:18pmMe

but...I can fix it



Oh but it get's even better I told rica I am going to use duct tape to fix up aj the reply


Rica

XD

"Words of wisdom: Never let a wolf use duct tape when there is a pie filling spill emergency"

A rat's mind is always in the gutter...

This here is a lovely alphabet made up by two rather cheeky creatures...

The Kinky Alphabet

A-Aphrodisiac
B-Bondage
C-Clowns...
D-Doggy Style
E-Erotic
F-Fetish
G-G-spot
H-Handcuffs
I-Inflatable doll
J-Jizz
K-Kinky
L-Licking
M-Moan
N-Numbing jelly
O-Orgy
P-PVC
Q-Queef
R-Rod
S-Spanking
T-Tits
U-Undress
V-Vibrator
W-Whipped cream
X-X-rated
Y-Yank
Z-Zipper ripper

No For An Answer : Foamy The Squirrel

I think Foamy has finally tapped into my mind, and that's scary. My mother already did that today with iced tea. Thought Foamy had snapped, but this one - wow lol. Enjoy!




〰Lil тoɱβoi tɜh §quirrely wrath〰

Here's your random!

And for those who don't know... That's the squirrely wrath's voice and feet. YUCKY FEET. But what's more yucky... Yea, I'll leave that open to the imagination. Who knows? Something funny could rise out of it. IT'S ALIVE!!

So... Something happened today...

Was hanging out with my clingy friend, like I almost always do, when her mom calls her on our way back to my place from our walk. I figure, nothing to make a deal out of, right? Well, clearly... I was wrong.

Turns out, this morning I was waiting in the garage while my friend did the last minute things in the house. Feed the horses, take the non-service dog out to potty, etc. And she apparently, forgot to take the retractable leash off of this dog. Her mom calls to ream my friend because (I think she may have been over exaggerating a bit) her mom said, "She nearly choked to death on that thing!"

And I had to sit there in the car listening to my friend cry and say, "I'm sorry!" over and over again. If I'd been in the house, her mom wouldn't have had to make my friend feel like crap for a mistake. Sure, it could have cost the dog her life IF the dog had in fact gotten entangled in the leash. But, I think her mom was just blowing it out of the water.

But, I still had to deal with it. Her dad on the other hand, wasn't so harsh. Thankfully... Mistakes can be made, and we just have to learn from them. Luckily she didn't have a mental episode from that, 'cause she was going on about her past pet deaths in the family and seeing things she shouldn't have. But, eh...

Anyway... I'm done now! Nothing random this time, sorry. I'll post some random stuff later!

WE MISS WUFF!