Another rant

I've noticed a few rants here, sorry if this pushes any of yours off the first page.


So, my usual friend, the one who's been taking the time to nap all damn day then chat with other people online and not me, is doing the same shit again. All she does, like I said before, is nap all day then not talk to me in the evenings.

So the way I see it... "You never know what you truly have, until it's gone," and I'm sure she'll figure that out when I stop talking to her. Others might say, jealous? Or, don't stoop down to their level. Well, sometimes drastic measures have to be taken for friends to realize the dumbassness of their actions.

I even put in my Skype name, "Actions speak louder than words," which hopefully will portray the message to her, "You're being a jerk by not talking to me," or something. I don't know. Just want her to realize that she's pushing a really good friend away. Me.

And it's just irritating the hell out of me.

Got another math session today. UGH. I need to ask my step-dad about some of these mixed fraction problems 'cause my friend who's tutoring me can't figure out the answers. Well, we get the correct answer, but it's nothing like the answer in the book. Hmm... Maybe I should look again, I got answers mixed up before in the past. So, yeah, I'll look at that. Probably got them mixed up, who knows?

So yeah... I think I'm done here. Just wanted to vent that my friend is pissing me off. If I hadn't shared it, I likely would have just blown up. Yeah, no one wants bits of squirrely wrath strung all over the place.

"Who put the grenade in the squirrel?"

"No one, she didn't vent and blew up!"

"ZOMG!"

"YEAIKNORITE?!"

Yeah... Done now. I NEED MORE COFFEE!! I'm not awake right yet. Peace out rats...


~RiC@

ROFL moment

Friend says: You know vampires can have sex

I say: Yeah, I've heard they give really good hickeys.

Master sporkaster pt.4

"Beam me up sporky"

sporks of dukezard

Welcome to Sporksville, USA. Home of the national Spork Convention and the All Star Sporkball team the fork Stabbing Sporkers. Please enjoy your stay and come back

sporkness monster

Sporkwrinkle the moose

I am a Spork-ja HI-YA *karate kicks the air*

Captain Darth Bob Scratt Larry the Sporkable Pirate

Sporkchop

You spork like a girl

"Hickory dickory dock the spork ran up the clock"

Remember the sporktins

"Sporked cream isn't sporked cream at all unless it's been sporked with sporks. Everyone knows that."

moby spork

William shakespork

"To spork or not to be sporked for that is the question"

"No, Mini-Me, we do not gnaw on our sporky, we just stroke him and love him."

"You're not quite evil enough. You're sporki-evil. You're sporksi-evil. You're the sporkgarine of evil. You're the Diet spork of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough."

"We are the spork makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams."

"Do not try and bend the spork. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth."

"Then you'll see, that it is not the spork that bends, it is only yourself."

"You seem somewhat familiar. Have I sporked you before?"

"lets go to sporkcastle"

"mama always said life is like a drawer of spoks"

"ten thousand spoons when all you need is a spork"

"There is no spork. It is only a transition to a different sphere of cutlery"

"So this is the ship they say is unsporkable"

"He's here! The Phantom of the sporkera!"

Build A Bong

PLEASE NOTE: This post contains alot of drug humor and is for entertainment purposes only. I do not condone nor do I encourage drug use. Infact, I strongly encourage you not to do drugs because a) you can get yourself into some serious shit, b) It is extremely bad for your health and c) It's fucking stupid and if I ever do figure out that you're doing drugs, I will come and hunt you down and shove a spork up your ass.

On to the article...

We here at Bongs R Us have seen how immensly popular that children's teddy bear store is so we have decided to cash in on the success and create our own version aimed at the teenage and adult market.

With that being said we present you with....Build A Bong! The only store in the world where you can get a bong that's all your own. And by your own we don't mean not sharing it, we mean that you can having bragging rights amongst the circle that this bong is the fruit of your own labour.

Hmm fruit you say...no unfortunately we do not stock any "fruit" because then we would get shut down and no longer beable to meet your smoking needs in the most creative and dope way possible.

Now then let me take you on a tour of our in-store factory. We have divided the creation process into several steps to make it as easy and user friendly as possible, since we already know that your head is somewhere else and we don't need any mass confusion now, do we?

Excuse me for just a second...

First off we have the selection station where you get to pick the shape and size of your bong. We have many, many different styles available from small to tall, acrylic to glass, bubble to no bubble...we even have a deluxe model availabe, made from the finest crystal straight from...Uranus *manic laughter*. Also be sure to check out our newest model which features a very strong, straight shaft and two large bubbles side by side at the bottom for extra stability. With a bottom like this, you will never have another messy water spill again, or will you...

Next, we have the bowel err I mean bowl station. You know what you do here, just grab a bowl and move along so that the other people don't have to wait for your and witness your straining to make a decision.

Now come the fun part, the filling station. Fillabong. Here you ask one of our friendly staff to assist you innn *bahaha omg duuude you have like 4 eyes!* now then one of our friendly workers will give you a hand with filling your baby up with 0ur special formula which doubles your pleasureful smoking experience. Don't forget our traditional ritual where you officially christen the bong as your own (personally I have no idea why we do this) butt here you pick a precut heart shaped piece of rolling paper and our staff members will instruct you to do demoralizing things which only the mind can imagine before you finally place the heart inside the bong and the magic water goes in and the top of the bong is sealed off with a small plastic cap to prevent spillage on the way home. *catches breath*

*runs around in circles chasing imaginary tail* What what? There's still more? Oh yes...here we have the creative part of your building experience, the decorative station. Here you can grab a few cans of paint and a brush and pull up a seat at one or our many painting tables and let your head and hands do the designing work. Now, now please keep the paint on your bong and not on your friends or yourself. We want our bongs to be decorated and not our customers. *paints happy face on arm*Omg look my arm is smiling and it's also talking too...it says"you idiot, you're one more step closer to being outside the door and never coming back in." Ohh :(. Anyways, if your head and hands don't feel like doing the work here, you can browse through our large catalouge of screen print designs and when you find one you like, another one of our overly friendly staffers will take your bong into a secret room and press a button and you will instantly have your selected design where it belongs.

Bahhh why is that clock over there on the wall trying to stab me in the eye? Welcome to the final and last station, the naming station. Here you get to give your bong it's own name and identity to make it truely yours forever and always. Step up to one of our computers and begin the lengthy process of typing in your lil bongies name. Once your done, go have an up close and personal visit with our very friendly cashier and she will hand you a birth cerificate, which is actually a lighter with your bong's name and birthdate engraved in fancy rainbow lettering. Don't forget to pay for your new baby cos we really don't need the security guards to figure out what's actually goin' on in the back room.

*shoves you out the door* Thank you for visiting Build A Bong. Have a tokin' good time with your new baby and please do come again!

Funny

яic@ says:
Started talking about Twilight to a friend of mine and she sent me a link to the Vampires vs Goths episode of South Park lol
nod nod
̕̕̕̕§ilentwolf is all out of brain meats....please divert your self to the church of zombie sporkism today says:
lol
vampires are not supposed to fucking glow like lite brites
яic@ says:
Glo worms!
They're like Glow Worms!
xD
̕̕̕̕§ilentwolf is all out of brain meats....please divert your self to the church of zombie sporkism today says:
rofl
яic@ says:
Glo Worms: Twilight vampires!
̕̕̕̕§ilentwolf is all out of brain meats....please divert your self to the church of zombie sporkism today says:
bahahha
яic@ says:
THEY REALLY GLOW
̕̕̕̕§ilentwolf is all out of brain meats....please divert your self to the church of zombie sporkism today says:
becareful they might bite
яic@ says:
Warning: Side affects of bite are and not limited to - bleeding, anal sepage, eating more chicken, runny nose, itchy eyes, sneezing, vomiting, itching, rash, halusinations and having an uncontrollable urge to wear emo-like clothing, thinking you're a vampire
̕̕̕̕§ilentwolf is all out of brain meats....please divert your self to the church of zombie sporkism today says:
rofl
яic@ says:
Couldn't help it
^^;
̕̕̕̕§ilentwolf is all out of brain meats....please divert your self to the church of zombie sporkism today says:

яic@ says:
Totally saving that
̕̕̕̕§ilentwolf is all out of brain meats....please divert your self to the church of zombie sporkism today says:
damn funny
яic@ says:
Damn random is what it is lol

It's farking spring!!

SNOW IN SPRING?!


...Can't you just FEEL it in the air? >.<

~RiC@

Resting in the brain meats

Skittles - If you can't handle my rainbow, get out of my farking kitchen. Yeah, that's right... I went there. :P


~RiC@

I've been away for way too long! I missed so much here! LOLOLOL

Honestly wow. love love love harry potter

Random during dinner

Dinner of all times to be random and twisted. My step-dad started talking about something then said, "Well, I don't give a shit," and I said, "Yeah, no one really GIVES shit when you think about it. They MAKE shit," and he just looked at me and laughed. I can't believe that came out of MY mouth. I would have expected it to come out of HIS mouth lol


~RiC@

Master of sporakaster pt 3

Harry potter and the sorcers spork

Harry potter and the chamber of sporks

Harry potter and the prisoner of sporkinban

Harry potter and the goblet of sporks

Harry potter and the order of the sporkinex

Harry potter and the half spork prince

Harry potter and the sporkly hallows

Lords of the sporks the fellowship of the spork

Lords of the sporks The two sporks

Lords of the sporks The return of the spork

pirates of the sporkabian

Captain jack sporko

Sam wise sporkgee

Frodo sporkins

Godspork it

"Everything in this room is sporkable"

Texas sporksaw massacare

sporklie and the sporkolate factory

"but were have all the spork gone"

"Quit blowing sporks in my ship"

mortal sporkbat

"just keep on sporking keep on sporking"

"I shall call you sporky and you shall be mine"

sporka the hut

sporksi

"awww you guys made me spork"

Bow and sporkship me

Hey diddle diddle the spork and the fiddle

spork plugs

Spantastic Spork

One flew over the spork-sporks nest

"HEY! I'm sporking over here!"

sporkman begins

Howard the spork

Back to the sporkture

Sporkwoman

sporkhoo

spork holes

United sporks of america

I'm not crazy...im inspork!

Sporkame Seeds

sporkmaphone

im on sporkire

a little sporkness never hurt anyone

the theory of sporkolution

sporkbies ate my sporklins

around the spork in 80 days

"I tawt I taw a sporky cat!"

Spork, the final frontier

The mad sporker

Alice in sporkland

twiddle spork and twiddle sporkee

spork light

bride of sporkinstein

If you like pain, try wearing a sporkette

sporkpaste (umm ouch?)

Live long and sporkster

"I always wanted a sporkly"

sporkballs

sporkness falls

the sporkanos

Mean Sporks

Happy sporkday!

ESS (extrasensory sporktion)

WARNING: steaming filling here...

You stupid fucking banana butt. What in cucumber's name did I ever do to you? I never tried to shove a pepperoni stick anywhere, not even up your nose. All I tried to do was offer you a popsicle here and now and always have a plentiful supply of jellybeans at hand. But you never took those jelly beans. You always saw them as the black nasty ones although there was a plentiful supply of delicious fruity flavours and I made sure to pick out all the black ones. But nope, you didn't focus on that. You focused only on that one stray offender that I had overlooked and forgotten to pluck out. For that I grant you the title of toilet licker. You should be condemned to kneel down 24/7 with your head in a toilet at all times. Maybe that will teach you to get your head out of your arse hole and appreciate all the wonderful boston cream donuts that life has to offer. The cream is the best part you know. ^_^

Scrambled eggs oh my

So another wonderful sporktastic post by me the high and mighty....tiny....wolf

so your wondering why the post about scrambled eggs

I would have made a video but my camcorder is buried under like five stacks of packing boxes.

So how many ways can we make eggs...

well we could make them hard boiled don't let them spoil or we be making egg salad sandwiches

don't forget the mayo.....


will we could have deviled eggs whats this no wtf is a boweevel?

cripsy fried to sunnyside oh the wonderful world of eggs

oh yes we can't forget over easy and scrambled


The whole point of this post was to say

Happy Birthday emmer mayonegg

From the whole rat crew

Randomositations (For the Rats)

Why is this for the Rats? Because I already did a post on my blog called Randomositations.
Just saw the wonderful banner now. Are we all on Gaia? Weird.
It appears I'm swearing... or speaking in Chinese/Icelandic... or Swearing in Chinese/Icelandic. Aw well, all in a days work.
Speaking of Gaia, I'm loving the newest glitch to my account. You see, it appears that i have TWO fallen wishes. It's some weird glitch, that I can't unequip it, but I can Re-equip it. Don't know how long this is going to last... but it makes me smile inside. XP

Adios
Max out

PS: post 111 in the Rat blog... FOR THE WIN!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA

FUNNY MOMENT!

Mmkay, I was just at a friend's house watching wrestling, right? Well, towards the middle of it, a friend of mine was using his girlfriend's laptop (my other friend) and I was looking over his shoulder next to him. Well, I wanted to get my almond lactose-free milk stuff (which obviously ISN'T milk, but DAMN GOOD) when I heard what sounded like something creaking in the couch or a rub against the leather. I stopped since I was crawling across the sofa - looked at my friend and he had his arm in the air triumphantly. I paused, laughed and said, "Dude, tell me that was the couch," and he goes, "Nope! It was me!" and I went, "Oh MAN!" Yeah, he farted.

His girlfriend was almost on the floor laughing. It was humorous. Good times.


~RiC@

I don't know why, but I feel like I need to share this. I've been going though a lot lately (not as much as others out there, but enough for me right now) and I just found this again.You see, I wrote this at the beginning of the school year with hopes that my attitude would change at some time though the year.So far, it hasn't... but i just feel like I should share this. So Read, review, and carry on with your life.

If you don’t understand… deal with it.

Ask me no questions,
I’ll tell you no lies.
Truth for truth
Eye for eye.

I’m like the summer bird,
So swiftly flown away.
But now I’m standing here,
With Thoughts that I
can’t explain.
Seeking faith,
And speaking words,
They never thought I’d say.

So who’s that Conner child there?
And who’s the Ride girls here?
What’s with the Shadeslayer?
And the Shadow Walker?
And who’s this Double sword kid?
What do they want from a girl like me?
I’m just a kid,
Wait, don’t go away.

Do you understand,
My dilemma here?
The fact of the matter,
Is that I can’t add up to what you want.
And everybody has a face that they hold inside.
He there when I close my eyes.
He’s laughing every time I fall.

I’m going to take it back,
And shove it in his face.
I’m not going to do
What you expect from me.
The labels reading ‘Damaged goods’
The kids are whispering ‘Freak’
But the armour that I’m wearing,
Is starting to get thick.
The Conner kid is calling,
And there all standing there.
The only thing I imaging,
Is for once being There.
I’m starting to not really care anymore,
And so I’m here to say.
You may be able to knock me down.
But I’m starting to not care.

So what if this thing doesn’t make sense?
It’s not new to me.
I don’t care what you get from it,
Just don’t come asking me.
I’m not the one you want,
I’m not the one you need
I’m the one that questions all that you see.
It’s different
It’s strange
It’s me
And not the same

-Alyssa Morton
Mia Winchester,
and the Gang.

note, just to make the mood a little lighter, If you can find some of the references i make, I'll give you a cookie.

Why don't we know where whales breed?

They've wised up, know they're being watched and observed and to be quite honest... Probably don't want us to know where they do the nasty. I sure as hell wouldn't.


~RiC@

Musician Philosophy

"I learned my lesson real quick because last night I was worryin' bout tonight and last night I should've been worryin' bout last night and the night before that I should've been worryin' bout that night because worryin' bout tomorrow is a bunch of shit because tomorrow may not never come. Tomorrow, there's no gaurantee about tomorrow. Fuck tomorrow. And yesterday's shit, yesterday's history, yesterday aint worth nothin'. All you got to worry about is right here, right now."

-David Lee Roth

Fear the squirrel mafia...and wolf with blow dryer

RiC@ says:
yawns

§ilentwolf spork em if you got them says:
awww goes to bed

RiC@ says:
opens mouth like the evil cat from Azumanga then shakes her head and squeaks

§ilentwolf spork em if you got them says:
aww quit

§ilentwolf spork em if you got them says:
i gots a blowdryer §ilentwolf spork em if you got them says:
bahahah

RiC@ says:
bites at hair dryer §ilentwolf spork em if you got them says:
ahhh no

RiC@ says:
Retalia~tio~n!

RiC@ says:
flails arms §ilentwolf spork em if you got them says:
fear me §ilentwolf spork em if you got them says:
rawr
RiC@ says:
I fear no hair dryer!

§ilentwolf spork em if you got them says:
turns it on?
RiC@ says:
squeaks and floofs her tail

RiC@ says:
I fear no - oh boy

§ilentwolf spork em if you got them says:
*chases*
RiC@ says:
yipes and flees

RiC@ says:
I fear no dryer but it's so loouuuud

§ilentwolf spork em if you got them says:
ahahah

§ilentwolf spork em if you got them says:
trips

RiC@ says:
hides under a blanket

RiC@ says:
This shall protect me from harm!
§ilentwolf spork em if you got them says:
watchs dryer unplug

§ilentwolf spork em if you got them says:
ahhh poop
RiC@ says:
There's no such thing as extension cord
RiC@ says:
That's a myth

§ilentwolf spork em if you got them says:
lol
RiC@ says:
runs out and chews on the hair dryer not so high and mighty are you noise maker

§ilentwolf spork em if you got them says:
lol nooo

§ilentwolf spork em if you got them says:
shocking
RiC@ says:
pounces at it a few times like a ferret would, chittering I am the master of you hair dryer

§ilentwolf spork em if you got them says:
ahahah
RiC@ says:
turns around then scratches her hind legs on the carpet at the dryer booya I pwn you

§ilentwolf spork em if you got them says:
ahaha
RiC@ says:
chews it one more time before darting off to hide again

§ilentwolf spork em if you got them says:
ahaha
RiC@ says:
pokes her head out from under a blanket am I that amusing or just nothing else to put? lol

§ilentwolf spork em if you got them says:
lol im entertained

RiC@ says:
darts out from under the blanket and prances around the no longer noisy hair dryer chanting pwned pwned pwned

§ilentwolf spork em if you got them says:
floofs
RiC@ says:
gets in pounce mode, wiggling her tail before catching glimps of the other floofed tail ooo tail

§ilentwolf spork em if you got them says:
jumps about

RiC@ says:
tries to pounce the now moving target

§ilentwolf spork em if you got them says:
hehe

RiC@ says:
stops trying to pounce the moving target - tail - then darts back at the hair dryer and proceeds to drag it off

§ilentwolf spork em if you got them says:
rofl noooo

RiC@ says:
drags it down the hall and to a balcony it will never make loud noise ever again

§ilentwolf spork em if you got them says:
nooo dont' mafia it

RiC@ says:
ties the cord around one of the balcony posts to let it tauntingly dangle above it's demise if I were to mafia this mofo it would be under your covers all demolished

§ilentwolf spork em if you got them says:
rofl noooo

RiC@ says:
cackles then brings the hair dryer up trying to think of a different fate for it though it's fate has already been sealed

§ilentwolf spork em if you got them says:
rest in pieces you dang dryer

RiC@ says:
drags it by the handle to the door

§ilentwolf spork em if you got them says:
noo

RiC@ says:
drags it to the door and with her hind foot she tries to open the door I hear cars at the bottom I'd like for you to meet the nice cars mister hair dryer

§ilentwolf spork em if you got them says:
lol
§ilentwolf spork em if you got them says:
totally awesome

RiC@ says:
looks over her shoulder to her foot fiddling with the door it won't open those cars aren't going to be there long oppeeeeen lol

§ilentwolf spork em if you got them says:
lol

RiC@ says:
sits on the door mat while pondering on how to get the dryer outside then tries to get to a shiny object under the sofa

§ilentwolf spork em if you got them says:
rofl the squirrel mafia easily distracted by shiny things

RiC@ says:
grabs it mine then goes back to the dryer look a shiny and it's miiiine

§ilentwolf spork em if you got them says:
rofl

§ilentwolf spork em if you got them says:
why are we not writing this down

RiC@ says:
I'll save it no doubt

RiC@ says:
It's been a while since I've laughed in random moments like this with you

RiC@ says:
I missed it

§ilentwolf spork em if you got them says:

§ilentwolf spork em if you got them says:
lol but beware *pulls out industrial blow dryer*

RiC@ says:
squeaks and chitters at it uh-oh that looks powerfu

§ilentwolf spork em if you got them says:
*grins and looks at you*

§ilentwolf spork em if you got them says:
say hello to my lil friend

§ilentwolf spork em if you got them says:
*insert evil laughter*

Needed rant time

Sorry ahead of time.


Some call it jealousy, me, I just call it I hate people. When you think you get a good friend, that so-called friend finds a relationship and completely ignores you. I'm aware that this situation also has another meaning. LIFE. I'm aware, but it still bothers the hell out of me.

But, here's the way I see it. I stop talking to this friend, much like how they've stopped talking to me - and see how long it lasts. I mean, after a while you'd think she'd get the hint, "Maybe what I'm doing is annoying others," because I'm sure she's doing this to other friends as well.

Here's the best part... Ready?

...It's on the internet. It's an internet relationship through Second Life and Skype. Miles and miles away. Internet relationships never last long anyways. I've learned this first hand. TWICE. So, yeah... I'm sure this won't last long.

If my friend doesn't talk to me for a year, fine. If she never talks to me again - FINE. Probably for the best anyways. At first I was a bit jealous. But now, I'm just pissed off. She knows this, I've confronted her about it. Of course though, this comes up, "Why don't you like my girlfriend?" and I'm thinking, "Gee... I could go on, but I won't touch it with a forty-foot pole,"

Her gf never talks to me, unless my friend is nearby. AT ALL. She IMed me back in Second Life before I logged off and I didn't bother with it. That shit just... No. I don't play that. Homey, doesn't play that. Not at all.

Love life + friends = Nothing ever any good.

This girlfriend drove a wedge in my friendship with my friend. Pulled her away and now my friend doesn't talk to me much anymore. Wouldn't that piss just about anyone off?

Anyways.. I'm done now. Very sorry about that. I could really make this pretty with rainbows - but, I'm in no mood tonight. NO MOOD. Again, I'm very sorry about the long stupid rant.

Ignore if you want, skim and ignore or whatever. It doesn't matter to me because it's just a little rant. Had to get it out of my system. If I didn't, I'd blow up at my friend. And I'm not going to do that.


~RiC@

Until The End of Time

Tupac


I don't usually like rap, but this song really caught my attention. Not only because of the tune "Broken Wings" through out the whole song, but the lyrics are just good. Really good lyrics.




Ok, I'm done now. Gotta go to a study session. >.<;

~RiC@

Góðan to any who read this

Hi,
So, I'm Mia, and I'm the random rat the AJ was talking about in the last post. For some reason, Wolf and AJ decided that I deserve to join this amesomeness here. And... I just wanna say hi. Really exited to post here too. If I haven't posted for a while, check my other blog http://runaways-hideout.blogspot.com/ I might have something new there.

BTW, Góðan is Icelandic for Hello. You learn something new everyday XP

-Mia

Pies are strange.

Ok so I'm sitting here in my first day of learning strats. I'm supposed to be working on homework, but I honestly don't have anything to work on, so I figured might aswell do a bit of writing. A productive way of wasting time.

My filling seems to be a bit upside down today. I was late for school because I couldn't find my ipod and a particular book which I just felt I could not leave the house without. Turns out that the ipod was in the glovebox of my car and the book is no where to be found. Kinda sucks cos I feel like something about my day is not complete cos I don't have the book. Ahhh OCD's kicking in again. But seriously, I feel really upset. Kinda feel like crying. I know there's something else bugging me, but I just can't seem to put my crust on it.

Umm...Don't really know what else to write about...

Pies are weird, pies are strange
If you steal their shoes,
They'll come pie you in the face

Ok, ok no laaame. Not the morning for poetry lol.

Oh yeah, last night the pie took a new rat to be out flyering. It was alot of fun. We ran around 17th like maniacs sticking flyers in the most random places. My fellow rat even stuck one in the mailbox. Betcha that'll confuse the hell out of the poor mailman who tries deliver it, seeing as there's no address or stamp on it. But hey, there's always a chance that it may fall into the hands of a punk/alternative individual and it will lure them to the show. Then we know that we've done a good job. The more peeps that attend the show, the better. The more people that get to experience the magic of live music :D.

Whoop, whoop there goes the bell. Pies out. Talk to ya all later!

Master of sporkaster pt.2

The phantom sporkence

Attack of the sporks

Revenge of the spork

A new spork

The sporkpire strikes back

return of the sporki

sporksabers

Darth sporker

Luke skysporker

obi one kasporki

sporki mind tricks

Don't make me spork you

Do you wanna buy some death sporks

jar jar sporks

The millenium sporkan

Chewsporka

Sporkbob sporkpants

king of the spork

sporkasaurus

sporks car

UFS(Unidentified flying spork)

sporks r us

sporkmart

mountian sporking

hitchsporking

I see spork people

willy sporka

oompa sporka

sporkdevil

The Incredible spork

40 sporks and 40 sporkites

The emperors new spork

Queer eye for the spork guy

...SO! Hair cut--

Should I or shouldn't I? Image doesn't matter, hair grows back, all of these key--Juuuust looking for outside opinion is all. It's gonna be short that's for sure... I'm just tired of hair getting in my way.


I'll have to wait a while anyways, until I get moneys--but with that said... Just thought I'd ask for some opinions.


~RiC@

A Special Somebody Who Deserves Some Lovin' :)

This article was written by a very good buddy of mine. It is absolutely amazing and just blew me away. You guys should check it out and give her the praise she deserves lol

http://runaways-hideout.blogspot.com/2009/03/thing-called-mind.html

If the author sees this post, which she most likely will, just gotta say...keep on writing kiddo cos you are a true super(natural) star!

Dispose of them quickly

Master of sporkaster

May the spork be with you

Spork trek the next sporkaration


Indiana jones and the spork of doom

spork check


use the spork luke

quick put sporks on stun

pitchspork

spork a thon

sporkarade

sporkling

big sporker

sporkivor

sporkalin

sporkberry

Don't make me spork you

You can't handle the spork

do you promise to tell the spork and nothing but the spork

spork sense

bride of sporky

star sporks


ice spork

sporkwheel

wheel of sporkeny

As rica was talking about the new foamy

Foamy

>.> I am so going to hades for this one

Motherfunking Chicken!

Latest Foamy

You MUST watch. It's like... zOMGWTFF but funny at the same time. I'd definitely recommend watching it. Me, I'm going to either nerd myself in Second Life or stream some South Park to see just what I've missed over the years. x-o;


~RiC@


[Doing the whole rainbow thing keeps me entertained. I'd do it every other letter, buuut that's too time consuming and I'm nowhere near THAT bored right now.]

Just a lil essay...

The pie wrote this for philosophy class. Tell me what you guys think lol.

Is there a god? This question is so simple but yet it remains one of the hardest questions to answer today in modern society. I have asked many different people this question and have gotten so many various answers, it’s unbelievable. For example, I have a highly religious friend who is a strong believer in god and will immediately jump all over everybody who denies the existence of him. On the contrary, my stepmom is an extreme atheist and thinks that any form of religion is a lie. The most difficult thing about the two sides is we really no sufficient evidence to prove either point of view. We can argue that there is a god, but if he really does exist, then how come nobody has ever physically seen Him? We can argue that there is no god, but then how did the universe come into existence if the big bang theory and most of the other theories out there violate natural laws and would therefore be improbable? Perhaps the real answer is so complex that it cannot and never will be fully understood by our human minds.

First let’s discuss antitheism or in other words, atheism. The belief that there is no higher power or other supernatural forces and the universe is pretty much what you see is what you get. Atheism has its basis on science and observation of the living world. They believe that since we cannot physically see any gods or higher beings of any type like we can planets and interstellar bodies for example, then gods do not exist. Atheism is generally a logical theology because every belief can be proven through physical evidence and observations. We cannot truly prove a miracle or godly experience because we have no physical evidence of the event occurring. God doesn’t leave his signature after performing a miracle or saving somebody. Proof of holy experiences relies on personal recollections, which are not always completely reliable. Something like evolution can be verified through fossils and other discoveries that scientists have made.

Now let’s move onto the more faithful side of things, theism or the belief in a higher power or god. A People who believe in a higher power usually have a belief in creationism. The degree of this belief varies between religions. Some believe that god was the ultimate creator of everything on earth, living or non-living. Others believe in creationism to a lesser degree. Perhaps the most logical explanation is that god gave us our personalities and basic instincts. Since science doesn’t give an explanation for the way beings act in the world, it is quite possible that we can attribute this to a god or a spirit. Another important aspect of theism is the occurrence of “miracles” or desired positive events in ones favour. Many people believe that there is a higher power out there watching over us and making these events occur. This idea is very abstract, although many philosophers over the ages have come up with numerous explanations based on many different aspects of the planet and the universe around us. The universe is a very immense and complex place and there is a vast majority of evidence and theology that can be drawn from it. What happened on this earth alone is not nearly enough to explain how we came to be and why our lives are the way they are. The idea of god or gods is a very abstract one that cannot be proven through physical evidence or observation, so it is up to us humans to come up with a theology on how we view a higher power.

In conclusion, both theism and antitheism hold valid points about The theology of our existence is much too abstract for our human minds alone to be able to comprehend, not to mention a higher power. We can rely on evidence from this earth alone to prove or disprove the existence of a higher power or we can look beyond into the surrounding universe. Whatever the answer is, it is much too complex for out human minds to understand and we are left with many voids. To fill those voids, we have come up with many different religions. Although these many religions are different in their ways of worship and belief, there general philosophies are all very similar. Getting back to the question on whether or not there is a god, the real answer lies beyond our comprehension as humans. It is up to us personally on whether or not we want to believe in a god or higher power.

Suddenly...

...I'm quite popular with the Asian crowd. It's weird.



~RiC@

Crash

Creativity and Our Modern School Sytem.

Do you remember a long time ago back when you were in kindergarten and early elementary school? Probably not very clearly but you probably remember doing a lot of drawing and imaginary play and things like that. Ever notice how young children are encouraged to use their creativity and imagination? They are encouraged to explore the world around them and express it in a creative manner. But, there comes a time in a person’s school career where all this creative wonder stops. Once a child hits mid-elementary, this wonderful bliss abruptly stops. They are forced to enter and conform to an academic system with little to no room for individual creativity. It's a sad reality. Our school system sucks the creativity out of children.

Pablo Picasso once stated that "every child is born an artist, the problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up." How does one retain there childhood imagination? With the school system having such a focus on maths and sciences and academics, there is very little room left for creativity and individualism. School courses are pretty much standardized and everybody is forced to learn the same material, regardless of whether they have an interest or not. Any attempt at being creative or expressing one's own perspective, outside of say essay writing is scorned upon. Kids are punished for leaving innocent little doodles on their work or for expressing their distest at the material being covered. School discourages free-thinking. The lowest priority is placed on programs which encourage creativity, like art, music and drama programs.

Why is that? Not everybody learns by being taught something directly. Many of the most intelligent people out there learn by expressing themselves through art and doing things their own way. Why is society so restrictive of individuals? Why is it that we are only allowed to be creative when we are young? Society it seems is just one big melting pot, trying to make us all conform to some ridiculous standard.

Ok think I'm gonna end it here cos this could go so deep into philosophizing that I'll probably lose you all :P

Anyways, thought de jour...be yourself and be a creative individual. Don't let school or any social stigma out there stop you. There's nothing wrong with using your imagination

Red riding hood the wrong way

World history in about six mins

Untitled

Sometimes
We are brought into this world
Without a care
It almost seems like we aren’t there

Our soul is lost and hurt
And people don’t notice
For those who are supposed to love us
Only beat and bruise us

We are scared and haunted
By distant memories
Demons of the past
Life itself appears worthless

Why were we born into this
This never ending torture
We search for a reason
For such treason

What was it that we did
To deserve the pain
Are we really terrible souls
Who deserve to suffer?

The reason may reveal itself
Or it may not
But whatever it is
It's there and it's true