It's a reason to celebrate

It seems us rats with our wonderous cheesiness have managed to take our mindful (or mindless)clamouring to the next level. We have managed to obtain the outstanding and influencial achievement of 321 posts! Congrats rats and let's break out the turkey and take shots of gravy and stick a spork in it!

Sad but true.

This song describes me bang-on.

Warning: We are not insane, just a bit off... And weird. We're not arguing with each other, but our worms arguing with each other.


Carpet tater DID SOMEBODY SAY CHEEEESE???
>_>

§ilentwolf They don't serve breakfast, in hell says:
the jacque hides the cheese

яic@: Time keeps on slipping away and we haven't learned. So in the end now what have we gained? says:
ze carpet tater gets big watery eyes and tries to paw but fails epicly since he has no fingers or hands or arms only a tail
so he wiggles the tail...pathetically
o__O

§ilentwolf They don't serve breakfast, in hell says:
the jacque smacks the tail with french bread
how dare you wiggle that thing at e
your father was a hamster

яic@: Time keeps on slipping away and we haven't learned. So in the end now what have we gained? says:
carpet tater yipes and hides
Nu-uh YOUR father was a hamster!
Or at least... LIVED in one!
XP
Wow... What are we on today?

§ilentwolf They don't serve breakfast, in hell says:
well your mother smelt like elderberries
яic@: Time keeps on slipping away and we haven't learned. So in the end now what have we gained? says:
Nu-UH... YOUR momma smelt of elderberries!
Nice one carpet tater
Got anymore?

§ilentwolf They don't serve breakfast, in hell says:
*hits you with poutine*

яic@: Time keeps on slipping away and we haven't learned. So in the end now what have we gained? says:
X3;

§ilentwolf They don't serve breakfast, in hell says:
how dare you insult me you non french worm

яic@: Time keeps on slipping away and we haven't learned. So in the end now what have we gained? says:
;3; My great-great-great-great...ummm...great-great UNCLE was part French!

§ilentwolf They don't serve breakfast, in hell says:
Lies you have no accent ze non french scum

яic@: Time keeps on slipping away and we haven't learned. So in the end now what have we gained? says:
De peuuuu~ see? Kind of! I'm only part, cut me some slack here...

§ilentwolf They don't serve breakfast, in hell says:
Ze not good enough for me frenchness
now grey poupon
now

яic@: Time keeps on slipping away and we haven't learned. So in the end now what have we gained? says:
Oh yea? Yea? well... Well... I fart in your general direction!

§ilentwolf They don't serve breakfast, in hell says:
oh yeah
ze filthy worm where are your manners you simply must be a witch

яic@: Time keeps on slipping away and we haven't learned. So in the end now what have we gained? says:
*bites off a snail's head and makes a war cry*

§ilentwolf They don't serve breakfast, in hell says:
You my dear worm disgust me
do ze have no manners

яic@: Time keeps on slipping away and we haven't learned. So in the end now what have we gained? says:
*takes the snail's shell and puts it on jaqcue's head*
A hat!
A FRENCH HAT
HAR HAR

§ilentwolf They don't serve breakfast, in hell says:
It's Jacque and why do I have a escargot hat I detest this

яic@: Time keeps on slipping away and we haven't learned. So in the end now what have we gained? says:
You're not French! Your accent is fake and your father WAS a hamster!

§ilentwolf They don't serve breakfast, in hell says:
how dare you insult me you filthy slime you anger me so much that I shall hit you with this stale french bread

The Tape Worm Rap

By: Yours truly

Worms: Jacque (Wuff) and Carpet tater (Squirrely wrath)

Tune: No tune as of yet (working on it!)


The Tape Worm Rap

I am, I am,
I am a tape worm,
I am a tape worm,
Tape...woorrm

I eat and eat,
All day and night,
All of your food,
As you dump it, dump it,
Dump it, dump it,
down your meat tube,
Down your meat tube

When you lie, lie, lie,
Awake in your bed, bed,
Hungry as an elephant,
I still eat, eat,
Eat, and eat,
Because I... Am...
A tape worm!

I am a tape worm, (yeah)
I am a tape worm, (believe it)
I am, I am, I am a tape worm (oh yes)

I eat all day,
I eat all night,
All of your food,
As you dump it, dump it,
Down your meat tube, tube
To keep me satisfied,
But you don't know me,
Me, me,
Let me intro~...Duuuuuce...

Hi, I am Jacque and I eat,
Eat, and eat, (Carpet tater: Yeah, boooii)
All day, all night
Through your starches,
Through your wheats,
All of the food, (In me!)
It's all real neat!

The other one, I am the one,
They call Carpet ta~tah
I am the. Bet~tah
Half of you, you, you,
You eat and eat,
Yet I still take,
'Cause it's all sooooo SWEET

And so far, that's about all I have. No tune yet, but no doubt it will hit me about as randomly as this little rap did. Hee hee...

~RiC@ a.k.a. Squirrely wrath~

Yup

Normally, I would post some random stuff... Or just rant. But this time... I just feel like saying hi and updating.


HI!! :D

Being a girlfriend is hard work...

Warning: Lovey-dovey mushy crap content.


I love my boyfriend so much but sometimes he drives me absolutely crazy.

I hate it when he leaves the toilet seat up, but I love it when he leaves flowers in the bathroom for me.

I hate it when he won't do the dishes and I have to badger him for hours, but I love it when he makes a special effort to clean up the living room and light aromatic candles.

I hate it when he watches non-stop wrestling and racing and dominates the TV, but I love those romantic movie nights when we snuggle together and feel each other's warmth.

I hate it when he eats food which I can't stand the smell of, but I love it when he makes me a romantic dinner.

I hate it when he talks on and on for hours about subjects that bore me to tears but yet I love it when he sweetly whispers into my ear how much he loves me and tells me how amazing I am.

But most of all... I HATE it when he gets sick all over the bathroom and I have to clean it up, but yet I absolutely LOVE those nights when I'm not feeling good and he holds me in his arms and gently strokes my face and sings a sweet song to me. It just melts my heart away.

At times, we may feel like strangling our significant others but when we think about it, there are so many amazing things they do for us and amazing things about them that make them who they are and are the reason why we love them more than anything.