You taste like.....

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y129/xsilentwolfx/graphics%20and%20what%20nots/Caffeinecomic_inked.jpg?t=1256183526

Zombie-rific Rap

Who you tryin to get crazy with people?
Don't you know I'm undead?

To the one with fangs and the rotten flesh
I'll just toss those brains in the fryin pan
like spam, get done when I come and nom
Damn, I feel like the Son of Gnome
Don't make me bite shit, hectic
Next get the guts got me goin like House of the Dead
Annnd, the lights are blinkin I'm thinkin
It's all over when I go out drinkin
Blood, makin my mind slow
That's why I don't fuck with the big spork-oh
Bro, I got to maintain
Cause a zombie like me is goin insane

Insane for the membrane.. insane nomming brains!
Insane for the membrane.. insane nomming brains!
Insane for the membrane.. crazy insane, chowing down brains!
Insane for the membrane.. insane nomming brains!

*licks* YOU TASTE LIKE CAFFIENE

Do I dare say it ....oh I do dare say it Rica is squirrely yes she is squrirely she isn't a furby but she's oh so squirrel yeah that's right and imported from the kacheeka islands ^.^ comes a new brand of coffee.

Brought to you daily by SPOOTS INC that's right it's brewed by squirrel made for squirrels

there is nothing greater in the morning then a fresh cup of coffee.

While yes sadly Ricas is not yet ready enough to handle the CAFFEINE of champions cause her caffeine tanks are low so very low that you can't see them yet while I the wolf *smirks* has a might tank of doom you hear me DOOOOOOOM

Guess what I am writing this post and I have count with me ZERO coffee that is correct dear rats of the blog I have nada,zilch, the big fat zero in caffeine intake today.

I shall now leave you all with the...as rica started it yesterday

They see me grabbin
They hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me grabbin booty
Tryin to catch me grabbin booty
Tryin to catch me grabbin booty
Tryin to catch me grabbin booty
Tryin to catch me grabbin booty

WOO OH NO BATTLE REAR!!!

Squirrels have toes. Yes, they do. It may sound odd, but they do. *counts toes* Seven, eight... Nine... *pauses* Nine... Hmm... Nine? OH NO! NARWHAL CANCER! Made me lose a toe! Oh nooooo! This is terrible! How will I walk? How will I eat? How will I CLIMB TREES with only NINE?! *cryyy* Horrible, horrible day for squirrel!


Ooh look shiny! Shiny, shiny, shiny, shiny... *on a mission for the shiny* WTFFWTHHHHWhere did it gooo? Shiny? SHINY! I thought what we had was special! I thought you loved me, dear shiny! So, so sad... First it's my toes, then the shiny leaves me. What next? WHAT NEXT?! *into the sky*

TUMNUUUUUUUUS! Get back here with my fracking socks!! *gives chase into the closet* ... *WHAM!* Owww... Closet dark. x.x;; Closet's contents including the WALL... DANGEROUS in the dark. Oww ow ow ow ow owowow... *rubs snoot* Speaking of snoot... Where is my human tissue? TISSUE! I needs me a tissuuuuuuue! *finds*


*rubs snoot on wolf's arm* Ahhh... Much better! Still can't find that effing off switch, but I'll find it! ...I'll find it... *wiggles fingers* ...I'll find iiiiit. *slinks off into the dark, only tail visible* Doo di doo di doooot. *wiggle wiggle wiggle*

Either she's right about my caffeine tolerance level, or I'm just naturally... DARE I SAY IT????


SQUIRRELY! HA! Oh, I said it! I SO said it! xD I'm squirrely, I'm squirrely, I'm not a Furby, I'm squirrely... WOO! *victory dance* DANCEU! *WIGGLE WIGGLE FLOP* HI FLOOR! MAKE ME A SAMMICH!! *rolls on the carpet*


Yeah, something tells me I'm just naturally squirrely and nutty. ;^^ It only gets worse when caffeine is brought into the equation. BUTT. ...HA. I said butt. xDDD Why? I don't know... Okay, before I blow up anybody else's heads--*pulls out duct tape in case* --I'm gonna go act squirrely elsewhere. Hopefully, nobody will admit me. BUBBLE WRAP! *pounces and pops*


Leave you with...

THE NARWHAL SONG!!

For we are all happy little narwhals, yes happy little narwhals just feed us some coffee or maybe some chai tea! And we become hyper little narwhals, yes hyper little narwhals, hyper little narwhals are weeeeee!

Hehe... Yep! I went there. SO went there. BOOM! This has blown up the rat blog and sent thousands of our rat pieces into SPACE! Byebye little rat pieces!! *waves* TO THE CLOSET WITH ME! I shouldn't be out in the open where they can find me... *shimmy shimmy shimmy... BOLT! ...CHITTER*

More random for your everyday life...

Rica Gray
ROFL... No more caffeine for you. *boogies all the caffeine and hoards it* Mine. MINE MINE MINE MINE MIIIINE. *chitters and sits on the caffeine only to yipe and flail* HOT HOT HOT BURNS THE BUM SQUIRREL BUM ON FIRE OW OW OW BURN BUTT BURRRRNS. *noms... the coffee* MINE. Mmm squirrel boogies nom nom yum. *shares?* ....xD

Julie Wolf Leong
HA I got the last laugh I have a extra storage of coffee you can keep the booger filled one cause as I said you seem like a sick little narwhal and you can has your own area back...BACK I SAY to your confined bubble where I shall commense with the w...rapping of you in bubble wrap and duct tape .....oooo look a hill BAHAHAHA time to play roll the squirrel down the hill time

Rica Gray
LOL Nuuuuu! Hills are my worst enemy aside from big bag ugly toad sized spiders! Nooooo wheeee nooo it's not fun but wheee! COFFEE!! Waaaaaant *chews on the bubbles and pops them all before reaching the bottom of the hill* I will find that stash.... I WILL. And when I DO. I'll BOOGER it up too. NOM NOM NOM NOM NARWHAAAAAAAL OF WOO. Only one cup of coffee, can ya believe that? *chitter*

Julie Wolf Leong no you shall not ...really one cup? wow your caffeine tolerance is low getme LOOOOOOWWWWW you need to up the anti and drink more then you gain the I'm half immune I can drink it past this time and still go to bed

Julie Wolf Leong *SLURPS* YOU TASTE LIKE CAFFINE rawr *bounces*

Rica Gray
CAFFEINE HOLY CRAP HOLY NARWHALS 'N FUDGEBUTTER WOOOOOOOO!! Holyyyyyy.... Mmmmmmonkey buttssssss! Did you know that if you run over a squirrel, somewhere in the world a nerd gets laid. Please, please think of the squirrels. And if you have glowi...ng meats, please seek a physician for it could cause narwhal cancer. Side affects include: Nausea, running trots, runs, and uncontrollable urges for caffeine and burping. :D :D :D

Julie Wolf Leong OH HOLY CHIT you series narwhal meat cancer x.x oh dear no more booty grabbing if that is the common side effect of grabbing but ARRRR I must grabbith thy booty for it rains blue and green wooooo MUTHA FACKO I just dunked a squirrel in caffiene *LICKS* you taste like pixie

Rica Gray
OH NOOOOOOOO. Pixie is the other side affect of booty grabbing narwhal cancer! We've been infected! OH NOOOOO! What shall we do? Wait, dunked in coffee? YUM! I wanna bathe in moooooore and then we'll sell it back at a higher price than Star...bucks! We'll say it's imported from umm... Umm... Um... Don't know, we'll say it's imported from somewhere, and really really good and then they'll drink it and they'll get urges to BOOTY GRAB AND GET NARWHAL CANCER... Well, they'll only get the grabbing cancer, the urge to grab booties on the street. BUT, if they're NARWHALS, then they're screwed. BURP. Ahh... ♥

Julie Wolf Leong oh spazz x.x that is a horrible to hear ^.^ lets say the coffee is imported from kacheeka islands and damn lol wth are we on like holy pirate booty

Rica Gray SPAZZY SPAZZY HOSHIIIIIIT Fudgiebuttuuuurrrrr. Yes, it will be imported from Kacheeka islands and they are the best coffee but really it's had squirrels marinating in it haha woooooo hyper... :D

Julie Wolf Leong O_O wow you are way ......waaaaaaaaaaaay to hyper ^.^ I likes I needs more coffee

Rica Gray
And you know the funny thing? It wasn't strong coffee either. Just shows you how coffee and caffeine affect this hyperactive squirrel. :D I'm tellin' ya, squirrel does NOT need caffeine at all. HEHEHEEHE.... YES... Coffee IS good. I ne...ed to go make something warm to drink... Maybe some freshly brewed imported Kacheeka coffee. :D At least I won't have to worry about itchy butt WOO!

Julie Wolf Leong
O-o Itchy butt? ....*hands you talcum powder* how dare you ...you forgot to protect the battle rear....yes I know we have the battle front covered but really come on DIAPER RASH BATTLE REAR it must not happen you can't just leave it out there flapping in the wind you can't leave it exposed for all to see protect your battle rear

Random facebook doomage

So to say this much I'm kinda not feeling that great but then I decided to bomb Rica's facebook wall with crazy wolf spammage which you can now see below....

Wolf: I really ....have to say this but.....SPOOT your a squirrely nut case of narwhal beware the squrirels for they be out nut hunting doot de doot do.....I am in no reason on my caffine high of the day....out of many ...*slurps* squirrel tastes like caffine

Rica: ROFL... Wow, what are you on and why aren't you sharing the wealth, Wuff? xD You should totally share with squirrel. Squirrel needs caffeine and tissues. THE RUBBER PANTS COMMAND TISSUES OF DOOM. And when you find an off switch to a leaky snoot,... let me know 'cause I'd really like to know that bit of info. *CHITTER*


Wolf: I dont think I can share it's all in the caffine sacks BOO YEAH thats right caffine sacks right behind the lungs they fill up and retain all the precious delicous caffine and with that being said THOU SHALL NOT PASS but you thou can has coffee a...nd tissues and not leak squirrel boogies all over me *RAWR* I said NO I am not not a uber soft kleneex bad squirriel bad



Rica: You're not? Aww, awwww... *poutpoutpout* Why noooot? *rubs snoot on Wuff again* Uber soft tissue! You said it yourself! Uber soft tissue! *chitterchitter snooooooot* I want caffeine of nom nom goodness and hyper and all that is good in this world and yummmm


Wolf:

EWWWWWW *whines* nasty gross I got squrirel boogies on me *whines some more* get it off of me yucky and you can has the coffee cause I has it to ^.^ rawr

for we are all happy little narwhals yes happy little narwhals just feed us some coffee or mayb...e some chai tea and we become hyper little narwhals yes hyper little narwhals

oh wont' you follow me in this little tune of who's a happy little narwhal are you a happy little narwhal? oh yes I am a very super happy narwhal how about you? and you?

TIRED LITTLE NARWHAL

Was watching [adult swim] like I usually do when the new episode of Family Guy was interrupted by all these annoying brief black bumps. I was doing fine, just relaxing actually preparing to doze when those got me so pissed off I went to the site to rant--found out I had to sign up. So, when I did, there wasn't any place to rant about that NOR was I allowed to make a new topic in their discussion board. Pff, talk about annoying... So, like I said, I was all fine and dandy to doze off when watching that pissed me off to no end. Now I'm just riled up. x.x


Stop the madness! Stop the cake! Pleeeeaase no more cake! However good it is, it's all a lie. LIKE THOSE DANG TANKS! TANKS OF LIES! LIIIEEES! ...Now, I'm not gonna go back to that, not until tomorrow. I close my eyes and see the annoyances of the tanks mocking me. HAHA YOU CAN'T GET THE GOLD 'CAUSE I'M FULL OF LIES AND CAKE HAHA. Yeah, not gonna torture myself with that tonight... Erm, today. URF, you get the idea.




So, enough with the rant, I'm gonna head to bed now. I got it out of my system in the [adult swim] message board. Somewhere. But it's in there. I commented negatively about that Tim and Eric crappy show shitty job show. So... Here it is for your either amusement or sheer face pawing.

Such an annoying show, I agree. Total and complete waste of time. They're clearly full of themselves, I mean, look at the title. Yeesh. Can they GET anymore self absorbed? Seriously...

And about the blank bumps, since I can't make a new effing post... ANNOYING. Knock it off [adult swim]!! There, now that I got that out of my system... Anymore pointless shows to put on television to take up air space? Like a crotch show like that stupid Assey show? No more... Stop the pointless crap being put on television.

Yup. That's what I wrote. Okay, my vision is getting blurred now... Ooh I gotta see if it's still snowing outside! Woo snow! Sucks 'cause I won't be able to go anywhere with friends due to the fact that it's all icy and shit. BUT, at least this time, I'm going for a walk in the cold. And getting pictures. That's what I'm gonna put on my Christmas list... A tripod so I can take pictures without holding the camera myself. And they come cheap now-a-days. Seen quite a few at pawn shops and they're not all that expensive. So, yeah... Gotta write that down. Also, gotta write down a brief Christmas list for a friend 'cause she says if she doesn't get one from me, knowing there's Taco Bells here in the Springs, she's gonna give me a Taco Bell gift card. I actually cheered when she told me that. Until she said she was all serious then I said, "Okay, I'll write up a Christmas list for you," she wants it by Halloween. So... Yup.

Okay, I'm done now. For real this time. And no, I'm not gonna go back to Gaia. No matter how much I want to, I'm not gonna. Hold off on the grabbing for now squirrel... HOLD OFF, HOLD OFF... URF the booty is just too tempting!! Not fair... NOT FAIR.

I swear it's an addiction... OKAY. DONE. BAIBAI chitter

Ch-check it out!

This will make you both drool and barf at the same time :P

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

WOOOOWW...

What's wrong with us lately, Wolf? HYPER AS ALL DICKENS HOLY CRAAAAP. xD I'm going to resign to your closet now where it's nice and warm. I hope you've refilled my pixie sticks and such, I'm all out. I should stop bringing my own socks 'cause of that Tumnus. He stole another pair yesterday! Grr! I'll find him, steal back my socks and make him wish he were never born. And those gnomes... They stare at me. From through the waaaalls.... *twitches* OH MAN DO THEY EVER PEER. THROUGH TO MY VERY SOOOUUUUL. Squirrelly soul!


I've only had about.... Half a cup of coffee and I'm already hyper. DAMN. Again, what's wrong with me? URF. Hehe. *SQUEAK* COLD. *bolts for the closet* If you need me you know where I'll be! ...Plotting against that sock stealing Tumnus! *shakes fist into the air inside that dark closet*

...Is it safe to come out yet? Are they gone? THE DEMOCRATS!! They scare meeeee! Then again, they all do. SCARY, SCARY, SCARYYYY.

Well, adieu for now random rats! Erm... Or whoever reads and keeps up anymore. ;^^

Wow, that was so emo the grass cut itself

This, again, is what happens when a squirrel and a wolf have too much time on their paws. If anybody knows where to find decent lives and reasonable prices... Feel free to let us know, we'd love to find one or two and sell them back to others at higher prices. That's how the world rolls! Anyway, onto the randomness!!


§ilentwolf What you see here is just a illusion of your own mind says:
lol my eyes hurt from so much grabbin
яic@ says:
Watch you'll have messed up dreams about grabbing all kinds of booty and getting gold from it. I can see it now, walking down the street you see all kinds of little booties no those won't give gold then a BIG one and GRAB WHOOPS wrong booty!
§ilentwolf What you see here is just a illusion of your own mind says:

яic@ says:
And then you're chased to where you can climb a building like Spiderman and shoot gold from... Um... No, scratch that. THROW MONKEYS AT THEIR HEADS. BACK HETHANS! BACK!
...No, nothings wrong with me.
Everybody else would look at me and go Erica are you running a fever or something damn you're off
Heh whoa close friend of mine had a run in with a mama bear and two cubs a little bit ago
*waits for the story*
§ilentwolf What you see here is just a illusion of your own mind says:
oh god
your random like spootness
яic@ says:
...She's gonna think I'm nuts. I just said, "*puts on a random hat and calls it the story hat* Tell away story teller!"
I sure am
And once you get to the top of the building, 23 stories high, you throw more monkeys at their heads. However, these monkeys arse BIGGER and full of JELLO. So once they hit the victim's heads, SPLAT.
I told her, "Don't worry, everything is wrong with me. It's not life threatening,"
§ilentwolf What you see here is just a illusion of your own mind says:

ROFL oh damn this is hurting my sides I'm laughign that hard
яic@ says:
xD;

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The remainder of the pie story! Hope you all remember this slice of random!

§ilentwolf What you see here is just a illusion of your own mind says:
so this pie just pulled the pie tin out of stone she proudly waved it around and then quickly coverd up hopping into the tin
goign I am the wonderpie for all of piealot to see
and then with one swoop and zap x.x all of piealot sees a cocoon

Hehe... Yeah. Well, that's not all of the random 'cause a lot of it was through voice chat. I'm tellin' ya, we need to record one or two of those voice chats briefly. Because they're so epically funny and random! Our sides were splitting at half the stuff that was randomly spewed out! WOWZAH. Okay, done now! Have fun!

7 AM CRAZYYY

This is what happens at 7 am when both squirrel and wuff have no sleep and are reminiscing on old school hilarious awesome cartoons on youtube. Well, the aftermath... But you can hear her in it! Listen closely. xD

Next time we do one of these, we should be able to hear wuff better. I hope. Right? Yeah. I hope so. Darn you Tumnus for stealing my fuzzy socks! URF. x.x

SPOOT

HOSHIT

Heads up, I think I provoked a wuff video. So, fair warning... YOU WERE WARNED. I'll tell ya this now, we weren't tired, random stuff was brought up all over the place so... RANDOM. BEWARE!!



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