Who is the alpha worm!!!!!

яic@: Time keeps on slipping away and we haven't learned. So in the end now what have we gained? says:
I love you,
You love me.
Not some puprle banshee

With a BELCH
And a PBBLT
And a sammich from me to you

Won't you say...

HI HI HI FEED ME FEED ME MOOOORE I AM THE ALPHA WORM!



You know what I gotta say to that rica

You got twizzler I got lasagna

so with a PBBLT to the URRRP izzo

I got more noms then you do for you are worm and I truly am the ALPHA WORM!!!!

Portal!

I love you dearest Companion Cube!

The weighted companion cube is the love of my life. I cannot even begin to express the love I have for him. Not only will he never threaten to stab me but he will love me unconditionally and never let me down. Those hearts on his sides don't lie. I know we will spend the rest of our lives happily together.

He and I both know that the cake is not a lie and we will forever spend our lives spreading this important message to the people of the world. Him and I and Aperture Science...a happy team of wonderfulness, doing what we must because we can.

Doom, doom, doomie, doomie, doom, doooooom

Julie Wolf Leong Shut your noise tube,taco human <~~ This started it all... XD

Rica Squirreleigh Gray
I need tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes... Your head smells like a puppy!
22 minutes ago ·

Julie Wolf Leong
Dumb like a moose!!!!
21 minutes ago

Rica Squirreleigh Gray
I put the fires out! ...You made them WORSE... Worse? Or better?
20 minutes ago ·

Julie Wolf Leong
You will listen and obey pastulio ....
19 minutes ago

Rica Squirreleigh Gray
You can't make me! I'll just close my eyes! Oh, you'll open them... You'll have to breathe sometime. No! Wait, what do my eyes have to do with breathing?
17 minutes ago ·

Julie Wolf Leong
You're nothing Earth boy! Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!
16 minutes ago

Rica Squirreleigh Gray
I'd like a large classic poop!
16 minutes ago ·

Julie Wolf Leong
You expect me to pay to ride this filthy contraption? Have you the brain worms?
15 minutes ago

Rica Squirreleigh Gray
...and then my master flew to the moon on a rocket of flamin' cheese! I like cheese! Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese...
14 minutes ago ·

Julie Wolf Leong
So, you're saying the humans are dumb, yet... tall. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? How can anything tall be dumb?
11 minutes ago

Rica Squirreleigh Gray
Your moosey fate!
9 minutes ago ·

Julie Wolf Leong
Fire some kinda laser... thingie at 'em; RIGHT NOW!
7 minutes ago

Rica Squirreleigh Gray
But one day, you'll be sitting in your house feeling all safe and secure, and then you'll look over and I'll be there, doin' stuff! Stuff? In MY home? Never!
6 minutes ago ·

Julie Wolf Leong
Prepare your bladder for imminent release!
5 minutes ago

Rica Squirreleigh Gray
GIR! Quickly! RIDE THE PIG!!
4 minutes ago ·

Julie Wolf Leong
Blend in with the indigenous life, analyze their weaknesses, prepare the planet fo the coming madness, yay!
3 minutes ago

Rica Squirreleigh Gray
My work here is done. GIR, carry me back to my lab. I'm in horrible pain.
GIR: "Hee Hee Hee. Pain.
2 minutes ago ·

Julie Wolf Leong
Your methods are stupid; your progress has been stupid; your intelligence is stupid!
about a minute ago

Rica Squirreleigh Gray
If you people don't want to take perpetual energy seriously, then fine. No power for you!
about a minute ago ·

Julie Wolf Leong
Lets make biscuits! LETS MAKE BISCUITS!
43 seconds ago

Rica Squirreleigh Gray
...I wants me a barrel of floss, and two balls of gluueee..... to be my friends! And I want to go dancing.... NAKED!!!!! ... and a chair made of cheese, and a table made of cheese...

Julie Wolf Leong
You dare agree with me? Prepare to meet your horrible doom!
about a minute ago

It's someones Birthday

I smell a burning pie oh chit....*grabs the oven mitts and pulls the pie out of the oven* happy birthday AJ from the crew have a awesome day and also just for laughs

the weirdness shall ensue


Julie

x.x I feel bad
6:50pm

Alana

awwe why?
6:50pm

Julie
I just reliazed I made home made pot pies

and am eating them now
6:50pm

Alana

noooo how could you eat my babies like that!!!!

The reply from another Rat Crew member

Rica Squirreleigh Gray Why are you letting Julie eat your crack babies?! What's wrong with you?! D: ...lol
6 minutes ago · Comment · LikeUnlike · See Wall-to-Wall

Alana Jack
I...*sniffles* I sold them to her so I can afford my daily sugar fix...ohhhh my babies *sobs*
2 minutes ago

Julie Wolf Leong
They where delicious .....got anymore?

Don't hate us Pie!

Rica
AJ now knows of my sugar dealing... >.>...lol X3

Julie
>.> oh no

Rica
She may already know too much lol

Julie
quick >.> get the squirreliezer

I will go get the spiffy shades

Rica
XD

pulls out the squirreliezer

Always on me!

Julie
puts on shades >.> oop almost forgot puts a pair on Jacque

Rica
pulls out two pairs for herself and Carpet tater Ready? X3

Julie
nods somehow or another I see this going on the blog

Rica
X3

pushes the button and a loud mechanic chitter, later the light fades All is forgiven... Heh heh...

Julie
coughs you shall forget about sugar dealing,wolves helping out squirrels in a plan to squander away the worlds sugar supply and dealing it for shines.....you will remember that what you saw was a pretty pink pony and all you want to do is pet this pony

When boredom happens ....again

The fun part about gaia online the randomness of all the events and which currently I did this on purpose the spellings and what not but I sent this to the pie and to none that get it I sent it as a joke

>.>

My beloved ajthewonderpie,

You and I are just two Kitchen people trying to make it in this dark morgue world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of stealing cadavers in the past, and I know you've dabbled in greed, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our rusty hatchet love. Without you, I'm nothing but a facepaint wolf.



Yours Like,

SilentOokami



To make matters even more weird this was also another haha that the pie sent

My beloved silentookami,

You and I are just two bloody people trying to make it in this slick world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of homicide in the past, and I know you've dabbled in vengance, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our shiney love. Without you, I'm nothing but a smooth rat.



Yours slyly,

ajthewonderpie

Which DJ is in Da House?

Good afternoon fellow rats. I believe I had mentioned earlier somewhere that my sweet little kitten was a DJ. I figured I'd share some of his work. Here's the link to his myspace page.

http://www.myspace.com/djseraphofone

Now as many of you know, the pie has also gotten into the art of jumping on the turntables. It's sorta problematic though cos since pies are the same size as a record, I'm often getting mistaken for the record itself and end up with needle scratches in my crust :P. People giggle when they see a pie wearing headphones behind the turntables. Anyways, my boyfriend does help me out a bit with my DJing but funny thing is, our styles are completely different if not opposite. He likes the soft, fluffy trancy stuff whereas I like the hard hip-hoppy breaky stuff. I'd share some of my works with you but I have not yet recorded anything. Just to give you an idea of what my style is like though, here's a couple of my favourite breakbeat tracks. Oh yeah forgot to mention, my DJ name is DJ HiJack or if you want...PieJack.

Makes me lmao every time

What Wuffie is really up to with those toys...

It's been a loooooooooooong time...

Waaaay too long I know :( This pie has been mighty mighty busy though. Let me tell ya over the past couple of months I've been jumping from tin to tin moved to a brand new bakery and now have a little kitten to take care of. What I mean by this is I've officially moved in with my boyfriend who is a cute fuzzy little kitten. A relationship between a kitten and a pie is mighty interesting...especially when the kitten gets hungry. No I will not go on a gushy ramble here because I don't want to make any of you creatures here pull your brains out of your noses. Hehe don't ask, I'm mighty tired and somewhat delusional. You could say I'm tripping filling balls....hold on a sec I'm clearly a female pie so I don't have err timbits hidden somewhere within me *shifty*.

In other news I hear that the wolves and squirrels have been nomming on their nuts and bones...good lord this pie's mind is clearly too far in dough roller. Hand me that tin of icing there and glaze me now, will ya? Ok yeah I'm going to button my crust now...