Prepare ze Battle Moose!!!!!

Hello all my lovely ratties, I hope life has been treating all of you well a late night thought came to mind many months back.


I was asked a question which typically was what if we went back to near olden times what would the Canadian army be?



    Let me answer this in the best way possible!!!!!!!



Tanks are now battle moose, let them charge into battle with their mighty moose sound and unrelenting power! oh and their antlers are huge have you seen those things they not only work great as a battering ram they make a great coat rack.


What about the air force you say or airplanes?


Well my fellow folks bring on the Canadian geese, here they come a honking but watch out! you don't want to get caught up in their airborne droppings! (Guess what it isn't snow!!!!!)



What about the navy seals I almost forgot about that.....don't you worry we have our otters for that and for the special unit never fear we have Seal team six! (which really is a bunch of highly trained seals with lasers attached to thy head)



now for the last bit do we have spies oh yes we do they are a highly covert type of highly trained squirrels the only problem so far is they forget where they have stored the plans and easily get distracted by shiny objects! back to the drawing board


I hope this post brightens your day and may the rat blog be with you!


Much love xsilentwolfx