There's hope in music. WARNING: very cheesy :p

As I sit here playing my guitar, I come to the realization that there is still hope somewhere even if I am feeling hopeless. At times I feel like music is one of the reasons why I keep going on everyday they way I do and haven't given up yet. Not saying that music is the reason I live, I'm just saying that it is a never ending source of hope for hopeless times. Music is, always has been, always will be a part of me.



Now just to turn that into a song...

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Heyy guys...life is pretty awesome.

Just clarifying, I'm not a cuntwad. I have my reason to be happy at Jamies (very temporary) ego crushing. Read my blog, you'll see why.

But yea, before you judge my actions, read my blog.

ahhaha

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

JAMIE GOT SHUT DOWN

HIS EGO MUST BE GONE

HAHAHAHahahhahAHhaHAHHA

LMFAOOMFG

Stupid Motherfuckers!

Ticket scalpers disgust me. It is just another manipulative way for bloody corporations to con us out of our money. The government says that this buisness is illegal...well why the fuck aren't they stepping in or at least making an effort to stop this crap? It is not fair for us consumers to be forced to pay for tickets at about 10 to 15 times their normal value. Ticketmaster probably has a rule where they sell general public tickets to these stupid ticket brokers before actually releasing them to the general public. Of course by the time these websites of deception
are finished with their purchases, there are little to no tickets left for us fans to buy. I don't know about you, but I think there's something wrong when music fans are being forced to pay 500+ dollars for a ticket to see there favourite band live, when it is only supossed to cost the 99 bucks. Many rockers cannot afford this nonsense. All it comes down to is more money in the pockets of those evil fucking corporations and less money for us consumers. It's all a bunch of deceptive bullshit which has to stop!!!!

=D

The Happles make me smile everytime i see them.

hahahahah

OMFG HAHAHAHA

Ok, so, I have this friend in england, and...well...I'll let the e-mail convo we had explain how HE feels about me.

"""I SENT:

Tell me all you know about me (aka how much) About how my brain works, what my personality is like, and how I feel. (not just all compliments...)

ANNND

And please, AFTER, it needs to be AFTER to answer the first question, how strongly do you feel about me? how much do you truely care. And please, AFTER, it needs to be AFTER to answer the first question, how strongly do you feel about me? how much do you truely care. """

Why did I ask him these questions? Read his reply and you will see my perdiciment.


HIS RESPONCE

Heya. okies how much i no about you.
your names is laura (beautiful ;) )
your have epilsay and take medication but your don't mind it
you dated a guy but you spilt with him and its cutting you up.
your have brown hair and stunningly beautiful brown eyes.
you live in canada. (super awesome country)
your extremely gorgeous and sexy :D ;)
your in school but like old school. lol (your in a high yearHow your brain works + personality
well you always tell the truth i like that
you are head strong you know what you want and what you don't want.
your sensitive yet you no how to cope
your caring and kind cause i can always talk to you about anything :D and vice versehow i truly feel about you I care about you so much and i think about you a lot as well. your unbelivablely beautifully and i do wish i could be with you to hold you in my armsi feel very strongly for you. i can't explain how or why i do cause we have never meet but i feel it and i need you so much.i am always here 4 no matter what it is you need i am always here 4 you. i can't say i love you yet but its close to that. I hope this shows how much i care about you if it doesn't then i am sorry. xoooxoxoxoxxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxxooxoxooxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxooxxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxx

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You can tell I copy pasted by the fact that he spelt EPILEPSY wrong....

and enough "xoxo" much?
My life has reached a new level of confusion....



ADVICE NEEDED

Har har

Onto another note, my mum and I just got back from walking the dog, and then my mind got to wander to books, and how the characters relate to me.

Jane Eyre? She feels her looks are just plain
Jane Rizzoli? Both her and I have fiery tempers.
Reagen for her taking the hurt of others upon herself.
Caitlin for the hurt of a love lost.

Those are currently the most prominent.

__________________________

I'm starting to get better. But i still hurt. mostly when I see a trigger in a show or in a book.

hehe

This is proof here that ipods have officially gone gay! :)

come on everybody say it... rat crew ...cheese

What is this rat crew who are they what are they...no we are not wonderful sporktactular blobs of cheese

what is this so called pie we have named aj...what flavour of pie we shall never know

and how the heck did a mango get into this bunch of rats

now how can you try not to laugh if you see this rat like thing running around that looks like half rat..half pie !!!! come on already and a mango so if we could play the transformers gang here we would have a tiny lil kick arse rat made out of mangos pie and a wolf

so mango pie wolf rat ahoy!!!

set your sails and lets go

I shall end this rant with this

Hey I was crazy once

They put me in a padded room
they told me to get a life

life's a magazine it costs 25 cents

.....

....

.......
...AHHH RATS I only have 10

*shudders and twitches*

Uggh I hate rats they drive me crazy
....

...

...
Hey I was crazy once they put me in a padded room they told me to get a life...


end of rant

wolf is out of here for now...

oh fuck it

Yayzorz. Life fails. Why, why, why? Sorry but if theres a god he's a malevolent bastard. COMPLICAITED TO THE MAX NAO.

My brain tried to stop me, but my heart drew me to you.

The squirrel made me do it

to make it quick some of what I post is from my own blog but some of what I do post here is random....

Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels
Acorns in a half-shell
Squirrel power!


They're the world's most sporksome sporking team (We're really hip!)

They're Acorns in a half-shell and they're Gnomes (Hey - get a grip!)

When the evil Shredder attacks

These squirrel boys don't cut him no spork!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels

Splinter taught them to be ninja spleens(He's a radical rat!)

sporknardo leads,gnometello does machines (That's a fact, Jack!)

Raphael is sporking but crude (Gimme a break!)

squirrelangelo is a party dude (Party!)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels
Acorns in a half shell
Squirell power!

*huff puff* gahhh!!!

So this is pretty much the post where AJ spills her guts all over the place...mmm guts... :P

God damnit I HATE having aspergers. It's the curse of the bloody, fucking devil!
Why is it that every time I attempt to be sarcastic, it come across as being rude? I'm not a mean person but yet I can be so fucking rude without even intending to be. And why do people avoid me and say rude things to me when I try to talk to them? I know I'm socially awkward but am I really that terrible that it would ruin somebody's social status to be seen with me? And why do I feel like I'm lesser than everybody else? Everytime I try and have a group discussion or talk to people I don't know very well I always feel like there's something wrong with me? It's so bad and causes me so much distress that I start to believe things that aren't true and get myself all worked up for no good reason. It's like the one vital thing that I'm lacking, which is social skills, completely ruins my life. I get so fucking depressed that I don't really enjoy being around people and I'm too scared most of the time to talk because I just know I'm going to say or do something that is not socially acceptable. I wish I could just die and be reserected as a normal person who does not have a fucked up autistic brain. :'(

I'll prolly be in the Calgary Herald tomorrow! Keep and eye out!

Must-have Ska and Punk Albums

These aren't in any particular order...they're just in the order that I think of them in.

1. NoFX-The Greatest Songs Ever Written...by us

2. Green Day-Dookie

3. Less Than Jake-Anthem

4. Reel Big Fish-Our Live Album Is Better Than Your Live Album

5. Dropkick Murphys-Blackout

6. The Offspring-Greatest Hits

7. Rancid-...And Out Come The Wolves

8. Bouncing Souls-How I Spent My Summer Vacation

9. Anti-Flag-Die For The Government

10. The Briggs-Numbers

12. The Planet Smashers-Life Of The Party

13. The Specials-The Specials

14. Pennywise-Full Circle

15. Bad Religion-Stranger Than Fiction

...to be continued if I feel like it :P

The Skanking Manual

WARNING: skanking can be quite deadly if you don't know what you're doing :P

1. BEFORE you attempt to skank, make sure you have no underlying illnesses or injuries that could be agrivated by intense action. It is very easy to throw your back or knees out while skanking. And trust me, it is quite painful.

2. Make sure you have no had too much to eat or drink or else the results could be rather unpleasant. We don't want a slip-n-slide in the pit now, do we?

3. Wear appropriate skanking attire. This includes two-tone pants and checkered old school vans and your favourtie ska band shirt. Skirts and very tight pants are not recommened cos you will probably end up flashing somebody. Maybe that's a good thing but more likely than not, it can cause major mortification.

4. Be careful where you are waving your arms and legs. Skanking is not a violent activity and we want it to stay that way. Things can go wrong all to easily and you may end up giving somebody a bloody nose or a black eye. Then that could make the other person have hard feelings ant they may try and get their sweet revenge by punching you back. That's when fights happen and security gaurds come and your fun ends for the night...:(

5. There really is no right or wrong way to skank. Everybody has their own style. Don't worry about making a complete ass out of yourself because everybody else is doing just that. Suddenly when everybody's being a goof, the people who aren't doing it look like the goofs.

6. What the heck are you waiting for? Get off your lazy arse and get to a show and start skanking! :D

qweqw

Is it strange that part of me doesn't want to stop loving him?

Heyy

Kay so, if anyone is willing give me "therapy" check mai bloggg

Really, really stupid joke...

Q: Why can't two melons get married?

A: Because they cant-elope.

HAIII

So, I really need some sort of fix at the moment. AJ's caffine idea sounds awesome, but I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING! EVERYTHING here is caffiene free!! EVEN THE TEA

Gah, Laura it insane nao. Wait no, I'm sane. I don't like being sane. SOMEONE SHARE THEIR INSANE. MWAHGHSAJHSJKAGSJAS

*Spins in circles*

Rawr Rawr ....noms

So have you noticed that everything that almost practically involves java,caffeine and sugar all leads to wonderful...oh so wonderful....did I mention wonderful almost near fatal bouncing off the walls break stuff hyperactivity.

Oh but wait....it oh its so hard to get it out cause its just so vile and just wrong you got me ITS WRONG...to have those decaf javas.....caffeine free drinks....sugar free almost anything

cause you know what I could go for right now maybe a cup of coffee or maybe two cups of coffee...or three....how bout just give me elventeen cups and we shall be fine and it better not be decaf or I will be all RAWR give me coffee and the squirrel doesn't get hurt

you know what *twitch* I do *twitch...eye twitches* lack the *twitch twitch* thing we call *giggles* "social skills of society"

you wanna know why cause I at times am just me hyper me...okay I am the number one most hyperactive wuffie....on the planet...minus my other friend cause when we are combined we become the utmost....hyperactive super bouncing off the walls people *smiles and poses*

okay see I lost my train of thought now you see here anything with the good stuff taken out is vile you got me VILE

what spawned this I was enjoying a lovely mountain dew....when BAM it hits me.....its caffeine free do you know how sick that is...its wrong

whats the point of doing this to everything good...I NEED MY CAFFEINE *pounces* do you have anything sugar like candies on you I really need a sugar boost...*gives you puppy eyes*

*curls up in a ball and whimpers* ......so...cold...world is going...black....need sweet oh so sweet caffeine....*GASP and rolls over and twitches out on the floor* see this is why you the people should not cut me off of caffeine


I BECOME SANE *grabs your shirt collar and shakes a little* you don't want me sane do you....*looks at you* I see that look thats it *grabs the squirrel and hands it off to the gnomes* "yes I would like to trade in this umm semi used evil sexy genius of a squirrel for a cup of coffee"

WHAT do you mean you only have decaf no deal nuuuuuuuuuu deal at all you vile tricky gnomes *rawr*

*kicks some gnome booty*

......ahhh feelings of hostility in my system subsiding.....RISING....subsiding...ris....gone


OMG THERE IS BLOOD IN MY CAFFEINE SYSTEM GET IT OUT QUICK*runs in circles and runs into wall and knocks self out lays on ground twitching*

somehow a much needed warning should be added...

The radtacular random rats eh

so I am taking it we are a bunch of random rats running around completely and utterly backwards going omg cheese.

wait no...mongooses wait yes behold the mongoose mafia who shall usurp your brains and your sanity ...okay I lied the brains is up for your local zombie crew to suck up

now to think about it...is it not scary what would happen if all at once we just saw it and went omg it's a brain sucking turkey looking mongoose zombie of doom

by the time you finish saying that your brain has already been eaten...mmmm the zombies love your brain meats oh so ever tasty brain meats

now then I come from the other end of blog land were my territory is "Zombies ate my goblins"

so yes a lot of bizzare posts to come from my end...wait which end we talking about get your mind out of the gutter

there for I declare this blog now infested by zombie eating goblins that have now infestedt he rats so there for the rats are not my zombie minions of doomy doom a doom age...

/end rant

wolf is out

I'm losing my mind...

I'm trying to make a good post right now, I had an excellent idea for one in warrior pride today but it seems to have faded away fast. My mind has gone blahhh. All I can think about right now are giant fluffy purple dinosaurs. Now if only I could write about them...fluffy purple dinosaurs who love chocolate chip cookies...

Failing in physics really must be getting to me right now or something... :(

Heyy

I'm posting from SCHOOL OMFG! So I just asked Jamie if he really loved me as much as he said he did....and he did.

Haii

Haii!! OMFG!!111!! MY FIRST POST HERE

Okai, so My name is Laura The Awesome. Or just Laura to my friends. And to one certain person, my name is HAHA YOU'LL NEVER GET SOMEONE TO WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU AGAIN!!!

LOL

Well, unlike AJ, I am NOT an ALIEN...But....I AM, a friendly vampire >=3 and i like to OM NOM NOM NOM

L. Out

I am social phobic.

Fear me for I am an alien. No I do not have 3 eyes or slimy green skin or anything, but I am not like everybody else. I am different. Ooo be afraid, be very afraid. For one, I don't talk. Well I do, but just to people I know. It's not that I don't like talking to and meeting new people, it just takes ALOT more time than a normal person would take for me to actually open up to somebody. Now where does this fear stem from? I don't know, it's probably a mixture of a bunch of different things. But the cause is not important. What it is important is that I have it and that there's nothing that can really be done about it.

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