Good morbraining....everybody taken from my blog enjoy

ps it's been majorly edited

Natalie is at the cemetery attempting to resurrect people to build up my zombie army. Oooh, maybe I'll find a cute zombie lesbian girl friend while I'm at it...

Nat at 5:15am November 29
Wait, is is necrophilia if the girl is the living dead? She is living, kinda? *Ponders, and wonders if vampires, another of the living dead, is necrophilia as well.* *reconsiders* Maybe I should just find a living lesbian girl friend, eh? Although, a vampire gf could be sweet; I don't mind the taste of blood. *evil grins*

Wolf at 5:18am November 29
nat....lay back and crack open a cold....but yes go ...and find those zombies but do find a living gf a zombie lesbian girlfriend would totally eat you out but in the wrong way, said zombie girl would eat your brains out so there for find a living one it be much better lol

Natat 5:20am November 29
yeah... i guess with a zombie gf when I ask her to eat me out, she's go for my brains, and not my ****. Besides, the zombie gf would probably be a dead lay. (sorry, I couldn't help myself with that bad joke. ha!)

Wolf at 5:24am November 29
rofl okay lets put into thought here...Zombie gf eats out your brains instead of your vaja....living does eat you out the right way

zombie gf i agree total dead lay

real gf could be a dead lay if they are sleeping

zombie gf things maggots equal I love you

real gf makes a effort to make you feel special

zombie gf speaks weird for example...*grunt grunt braaaaainnnnns*

in choice bring on the zombie army but in turn zombie army find nat a real gf


Nat at 5:26am November 29
totally. I agree. zombie lez not so good of an idea.

Nat at 5:27am November 29
nom, nom, nom... brain muffins!? o_0

Nat at 5:28am November 29
hum, what happens if my army of zombies are vegetarians? It would be a disaster for wheat fields everywhere! "Ummm, grains!"

Wolf at 5:29am November 29
those poor farmers

Wolf at 5:36am November 29
hmm sexy bodies and umm tofu carved heads

Natat 5:42am November 29
yes! Perhaps we can make a zombie dating site? zHarmony (z for zombie, duh!) And a zombie trading site -- we shall call it eBrain. And fast food chains, called McBrains, Zombie Queen and Brain King. *sings* "Duh-duh-ta-da, I'm eating you!"

Nat at 5:50am November 29
all i want for Zombiemas is an iBrain.

Wolf at 5:50am November 29
silly gnomes brains are for zombies

Nat at 5:52am November 29
those damn gnomes are always after my lucky brains!

Wolf at 5:53am November 29
frosted brains there ......grrrrrrreat

Nat at 5:56am November 29
Two scoops of raisins in a box of killoggs raisin brains!

Wolf at 5:59am November 29
count brainchula

Nat at 6:07am November 29
hum, we should have a brainbook, or a facebrain... brainberry's, and brain bucks. Maxwell brains, *sings* "there's nothing like waking up, to brain in your cup!" Brainogle for your interbrain/brainweb searching needs. We shall rename Canada to Canbrainada and the USA to the United States of Brains! the UK will be the UB (United Brains). Ode to our zombie nations. Zombie Power!

Wolf at 6:15am November 29
O canbrainada!
Our gnome and sportive land!
True patriot love in all thy sporks command.

With zombie hearts we see thee rise,
The True zombie strong and free!

From far and wide,
O canbrainada, we nom on brains for thee.

God keep our land brainless and free!
O canbrainada, we nom on brains for thee.

O canbrainada, we nom on brains for thee

Speaking of cheese....

All hail Sir Ratacus Stinkrottcuss Cheese!....yep thats me shhh what do you say a wolf among mere rats you say.

No cause the aj is a .....*drum roll*.....Rat pie butterfly

and somehow im a wolf rat now woot I am so the fuzzy transformer that can turn into a rat is that not grand everybody.

now then we are the ones nobody has ever thought to give the chance to be known

We are students

We are friends among many

we have been bullied

we have been shot down by the views of society

We are the proud rats of the rat crew hiding so far down into the underground voicing our words...let them be silly or crazy ranter banter like the mad hatter.


So there for after a long chat with the aj who is now a butterfly pie yes we have figured out what kind of pie aj is.

and then we have a egg somewhere in here and a mango...

but it has been written in the books of the umm rat gods?

now you see why mere judgement these days holds nothing get to know a person for what they are for there personality not there looks


no way

yes somehow we went from a rambling rat crew full of crazy to a crazy rat crew with a voice shouting out among the underground we are who we are and damn proud....now aj back to the stinky cheese talk

The Stinky Cheese Theory.

So we are rats who love stinky cheese. We like to eat it and we are much like it ourselves. We also go well with some fine wine and gourmet biscuits.

You see now the reason why us rats are so much like stinky cheese has to do with the way the world views rats. When people see a rat walkin’ down the street, they think “Eww omg, it’s a rat! Run away! Call an exterminator!” But the people who actually know us rats know that we are kind, gentle creatures who would not hurt a gnome fly.

Now back to the stinky cheese. Of course stinky cheese well...it freakin’ stinks and it looks like a rotting crumpet carcass. Upon first encounter, you probably wouldn’t want to come within 10 metres of it. You would probably never even dream of letting it get anywhere near your mouth or nose for that matter. But if you have actually tried it before, you know that is in fact incredibly delicious. So scrumptious indeed that you will start eating your pillow in your sleep thinking that it is stinky cheese and you will wake up drooling with disappointment and a fuzz-filled mouth. Alas, you have discovered one of the most secretly delectable foods on earth.

Now us rats are quite often misunderstood in life. People seem to view us as evil, demon creatures who how come from the depths of the sewers to destroy the earth. They seem to think that all we want to do is start a ruckus and eat every food item in your fridge and destroy your bathroom by digging our claws into the wall. This is very wrong indeed. For you see, we will be the ones who will someday change the world for the better. We will teach lessons of love, loyalty and respect. We will make your lives a joy.

Next time you see a rat on the street, don’t turn in the opposite direction. Walk up to it and offer it a lovely block of stinky cheese. You’ll be glad you did.

Rawr, rawr, all hail Sir Ratacus Stinkrottcuss Cheese!

Time for a special wolf Ac/dc moment...turkey and random editon...

All you women who want a Turkey of the street But you don't know which way you wanna turn Just keep a coming and put your hand out to me 'Cause I'm the one who's gonna make you make you burn i'm gonna gobble you down down down down
so don't fool around im gonna stuff it stuff it pull the trigger shoot to thrill play to kill



now then one to dirty deeds done dirt cheap or.....


If your having trouble stuffing that turkey and he's giving you the blues and you want to graduate to bigger turkeys heres what you gotta do
pick up the phone tell mom your all alone and you need help stuffing this slaver of a turkey cause it's a life of crime stuffing turkeys done dirt cheap



okay enough of the little parts pulled from the songs time for big jack...or...fill in the blank


The gnome is a burning
turkey' up and down the line
The pot is getting ready
He's been sporking it so hard
When it comes to nomming'
Big turk is on his way
spork of sparkisfaction
His gnome is going on

I'm like a bad sporkender
Smoking holy stuffing
He's a big gnometender

Look out for turk
He's on his way
Big turk
Big turk
You know it's only sporkanal
He gets you up to mongooses
Big turk
Big turk
You've spork a gnomeputation
You really got the cat
Big turk
Big turk
He sporked that he's the only one
Who got a full belly
Big turke
Look out turk
He's always sporking at your back

You never leave a dollar
sporking up the balls
You like to spork it on fast
Back there sporking tall
When he sporks the siren
He's gonna put you on the gnomes
He sporked a bad reputation
Climbing all over the ferrets

Gonna press the flesh
sporking' gnomin' soldier
He's the last of them all

Well tell turk
He's sporking on his way
Big turk
Big turk
You gnome it's only natural
To get you up to spork
Big turk
Big turk
sporking into trouble
Got to spork the other way
Big turk
Big turk
Always like to sporky
And he likes the gnomes to spork
Big turk
Look out turk
He's always sporking at your gnome

Big turk
Big turk
You gnome it's only sporktural
To gnome you up to spork
Big turk
Big turk
You've got a sporkputation
sporkly got the knack
Big turk
Big turk
He sporked she ain't the only gnome
That got a full belly
Big turk
Look out turk
gnome no need to worry
gnomes always at your spork

all right now I am done my brain hurts and my fingers hurt from typing all this out remember rat crew the wolf is not insane but really really awesome

spork ya all later

the poem to be finished later cos I might start bawling my head off

I took two seconds to think
About a friend of mine
Who was only 15
When he had his first line

Now that bad decision
Made a lasting incision
The second he did it
There was no going back

If he were here
He would tell
About how his life
Became a living hell

The next year to follow
Began the ultimate swallow
Of a life once so successful
Diminished to a pile of dirt

What once started as weed
Soon began to lead
To a deep dark hole
With no getting out

Way in over his head
No longer in control
Without a doubt
He just had to get out

But why did he choose
Such a final thing
With so much to lose?

He was so young
With his whole life ahead
Now he's....dead.

Why?

hehehe

If a guy ever says to you "want some of my jack daniels?", DON'T say yes.
But on the other hand if a girl says that, go fo it :P.

Jesus twinkie is the only guy who is allowed to cream in my mouth [inside joke]. XD

[rant]

Ok so, I'm not one to do "re-bound dating". I spcifically wait until i know I'm not going to date someone because of that. I also dislike being told that "maybe i'm only having a crush on said guy for the sake of having somone" Well, sorry, I'm not that fucking desperate for attention from the male gender. If i wanted to be with someone for the sake of being with somone, it wouldn't have been hard to do. I JUST TODAY, had a guy from WEST AFRICA ask to LD date me. and like, MONTHS ago a guy from the UK want to date me (he still does btw) and some dude from TEXAS! AND a 16 year old from right here in calgary. SO yes, if i wanted to date someone for the sake of it, any of them would have been happy to be that person.

And, I'm sure if i left the house and was able to go to bars, i'd be able to pick some guy up there if i wanted to. But, as I stated above, rebound dating doesn't suit me, nor do I think it is a good idea. That's why i've been single for almost 3 months.

And now, I find this really nice, dorky, gawky, drama nerd sweet-heart,and apprently (or so I was told) I may just like him because it would give me someone to be with. and you know, If I declared "OMFG I LOVE HIM!" then i would be concerned. But it's thus far a minor, "let's see what happens" crush. I refuse to get my hopes up. Also, I've THOUGHT about that very situation; that i may only like him so I'd have somone. I didn't sleep i was thinking about that so hxc. so what, am I no longer allowed to date ever ever again sine he may, just may, be the "rebound guy"??? I DON'T DO REBOUNDS!

sgdashgdaJASHDAJSGDHASHGDASDAGKJSGDAS GRRRRRRRRRRR

Oh and, I don't know how to deal with the emotions of a minor crush. Since i fail and haven't had to in like....over a year....halp???
[/rant]

now for a slice of the wolven and what is a aj?

Allo victims...I mean fellow readers

now then you ask since we are missing a mango

I shall now enlighten you all...by enlighten I mean set fire to..umm hey look over there

*throws down ninja smokebomb*

now then move along people nothing to see or read here.


hmmm as I was saying What is a Aj you might ask

will if you see here aj's are a shy mysterious curious creature of sorts

you can hear them scampering around at night searching for a beloved mars bar or trying to figure out some way to blow up or set fire to there homework or other things for amusement.


be forewarned if you catch a AJ stealing your socks do not say what are you doing

for they shall look at you oddly and reply with a squee and a quack for they do not know what to say to you about this sock they now hold.

beware or show no fear this creature we call AJ can at times be ever so smart

or sometimes a butter tart

depending on what is going on around them

if it is fire and destruction believe me somewhere among the rubble is a AJ


so if you have anymore questions bout this aj it shall come along later for now

High fives and tail dives

this is the wolf

leaving a post of mass distraction!!!!!

Stop...It's Essay Time!

Here's an essay from the wonderful world of AJ. The AJ is not what you'd call a great writer, but it tries.

There are two main outlooks that a person can have on life. They can see things in a more positive light, optimistic, or they can have a more negative perspective, pessimistic. The glass is either half full or half empty. It is usually a person’s life experiences which shape the kind of outlook they will have on life. If they have had many positive successful experiences, then they are more likely to be an optimist. If they have had more negative experiences and have not had such good luck, then they are more likely to be a pessimist.

Pessimists often experience much fear and worry in their lives and are more hesitant to take risks and make important changes in their lives. This could be preventing them from reaching their full potential and figuring out their talents. For example, somebody who may have experienced a failure at something very significant at one point in their lives will be reluctant to try it again and will start thinking negatively about it. That may also affect their outlook on life in general. They may start seeing the darker side of things and expecting the worst out of them. They will start avoiding taking other big risks for fear of failure.

Fear of failure can be one of the worst feelings that a person can experience. It can stop them from going out and doing things that they enjoy doing. It can prevent them from achieving success in every facet of their lives. For example, somebody could end up giving up the life of their dreams just because they were too afraid of what could happen if things went wrong. They may have turned down their ideal spouse because they would be afraid that something would go horribly wrong along the way and things would fall apart. They could have been successful and achieved many great things but it is that fear of failure that stopped them.

With every significant life changing decision that one makes, there is always that risk of thing going awry and falling apart. Usually the benefits of that decision outweigh the slight risk of things going wrong. Sadly, a lot of people chose to focus more on the negatives and that in turn ruins things for them. They are just too scared because there is no way to predict exactly how things will turn out. They end up sitting around and wasting their lives away and not doing anything new because of that fear.

It is very important to not let that fear of the unknown affect the decision you make. If things do in fact go wrong, there is almost always a way to recover from them. It is not the end of the world if you fail at a certain career or if you break up with a partner. These things happen and it is very important to not let a bad experience skew your entire view on life. If you are never able to recover from your tougher times in life, then you will never be able to move on.

Come back rat crew :(

Where have all the sportakular mangos and wolves gone?

I would really like a nice warm slice of mango pie right now as I have not eaten lunch. And I'd also like a side of wolf to go with that. Yummy yum yum wolf mango pie with a twist of mayonegg too. Whatever a mayonegg is I don't know, but it sound rather tantalizing. Probably has a bit o' zing to it. I want to devour all this juicy hairy goodness with wonderful sporktacular sporkness. I need some help though from my fellow rats. Where have you guys all gone? Come back and chill with the cheesy crew of epicness. Please? It can no longer be so radtacular if there's no zombified rats running around.