WOO OH NO BATTLE REAR!!!

Squirrels have toes. Yes, they do. It may sound odd, but they do. *counts toes* Seven, eight... Nine... *pauses* Nine... Hmm... Nine? OH NO! NARWHAL CANCER! Made me lose a toe! Oh nooooo! This is terrible! How will I walk? How will I eat? How will I CLIMB TREES with only NINE?! *cryyy* Horrible, horrible day for squirrel!


Ooh look shiny! Shiny, shiny, shiny, shiny... *on a mission for the shiny* WTFFWTHHHHWhere did it gooo? Shiny? SHINY! I thought what we had was special! I thought you loved me, dear shiny! So, so sad... First it's my toes, then the shiny leaves me. What next? WHAT NEXT?! *into the sky*

TUMNUUUUUUUUS! Get back here with my fracking socks!! *gives chase into the closet* ... *WHAM!* Owww... Closet dark. x.x;; Closet's contents including the WALL... DANGEROUS in the dark. Oww ow ow ow ow owowow... *rubs snoot* Speaking of snoot... Where is my human tissue? TISSUE! I needs me a tissuuuuuuue! *finds*


*rubs snoot on wolf's arm* Ahhh... Much better! Still can't find that effing off switch, but I'll find it! ...I'll find it... *wiggles fingers* ...I'll find iiiiit. *slinks off into the dark, only tail visible* Doo di doo di doooot. *wiggle wiggle wiggle*

Either she's right about my caffeine tolerance level, or I'm just naturally... DARE I SAY IT????


SQUIRRELY! HA! Oh, I said it! I SO said it! xD I'm squirrely, I'm squirrely, I'm not a Furby, I'm squirrely... WOO! *victory dance* DANCEU! *WIGGLE WIGGLE FLOP* HI FLOOR! MAKE ME A SAMMICH!! *rolls on the carpet*


Yeah, something tells me I'm just naturally squirrely and nutty. ;^^ It only gets worse when caffeine is brought into the equation. BUTT. ...HA. I said butt. xDDD Why? I don't know... Okay, before I blow up anybody else's heads--*pulls out duct tape in case* --I'm gonna go act squirrely elsewhere. Hopefully, nobody will admit me. BUBBLE WRAP! *pounces and pops*


Leave you with...

THE NARWHAL SONG!!

For we are all happy little narwhals, yes happy little narwhals just feed us some coffee or maybe some chai tea! And we become hyper little narwhals, yes hyper little narwhals, hyper little narwhals are weeeeee!

Hehe... Yep! I went there. SO went there. BOOM! This has blown up the rat blog and sent thousands of our rat pieces into SPACE! Byebye little rat pieces!! *waves* TO THE CLOSET WITH ME! I shouldn't be out in the open where they can find me... *shimmy shimmy shimmy... BOLT! ...CHITTER*