Cheesy Jokes brought to you by The Pie

After a long abscense, the pie has finally emerged from it's oven to bring you these few words...ok yes you are free to squash my filling beforehand lol


Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was excellent.

There are two snakes in a zoo. One asks the other "are we poisonous?" "Not sure," said the other, "Why?" The other snake replies "Cos I just bit my tongue."


What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.

If a bulldog mated with a shi-zu, what would the new breed be called?

I went to buy some camoflauge pants the other day but I couldn't find them.

A dyslexic guy walked into a bra.

What did the father tomato do to the child tomato as they walked through the garden and the child lagged behind? He squashed him on the ground and said "Ketchup!"


Two atoms are drinking at the bar. Suddenly one says to the other, "I've just lost one of my electrons!""Are you sure?" asks the other."Yes," replied the first atom. "I'm positive."


Ok, ok I know you've all probably got you palms to your faces by now so I will finish it off with this...Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery.