Sushi Wakka!

I never realized how entertaining the act of making sushi could be. For example...

Cucumber toruture and white sticky stuff!

Oh yeah baby gimmie some more of that white sticky stuff...oh that cucumber is so big! Oh god...you're torturing it cutting it with that knife...how could you you evil person!

*taking the wrapper off of the cucumber* What are you doing? You should be safe! Don't unwrap it!

Oh god I need more white sticky stuff...bring it to me now!
Where do you want it?
On the weed!

Careful to roll it gently you don't wanna rip the paper!

Something smells fishy in here...close your mouth!