I know...

It's not yet Christmas, or even December, but I was randomly singing a carol when I started singing my own little jingle. Does anybody recall? Well, either way, the randomness is about to ensue and cause great headaches! So, here it is!

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Here comes squirrelly wrath,
Full of squirrelly cheer,
Watch out for your rear,
I may just bash it in.

Bells on my tail ring,
Making my wrath worse,
If you piss me off I may just,
Slay you with my nuts.

OH

Jingly squirrels,
Jingly squirrels,
Watch me steal your nuts,
Watch out or I'll,
Knock you out,
With my jolly boots of doom,
OH.

Jingly squirrels,
Jingly squirrels,
Watch me steal your nuts,
Watch out or I'll,
Knock you out,
With my jolly boots of doom!

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Yup! There ya go! For those in America, have a wonderful Turkey Day/Thanksgiving, and for those who live in Canada, and already had it... Enjoy that day anyway because we all have a list of things to be thankful for!

So... Have some ham, or a bit of turkey or even a turkey sandwich, but remember... The coffee god is always watching, and will know if you break any of his/her commandments! Just beware when you pour that first cup... And remember! He/she's watching...

Have a great day!