STUPIIIID!

"You're so stuuupiiiiiid!!"


Stupid people... Like those idiots who put their hands on a hot stove, yell ouch and then go and do it again? Idiots that can't be fixed with duct tape. The kind of stupid that melts duct tape in hot, hot summers in Phoenix, AZ. Yup... We're not dealing with any ordinary stupid. We're dealing with inbred stupidity. Stupid that's been dropped on its head one too many times to get dain bramage! (Quote my dad) Yep... The stupid of stupid...

The stupid you can't scrape off the sidewalk. The kind of stupid you find under your shoe, that's sticky and gross like bubble gum! The kind of stupid that makes us all feel 100% smarter by association... Even if we're miles away. We see somebody jay walking, and we feel almost like an astronaut for using the crosswalk!

Okay, I'm done. Really...lol

CAFFEINE! ...Only had one cup today. No more, no less. So caffeine is still in my system. Woo!

Zombies... They're... After me lucky charms! And you know what?

...I'm sure if you fed that rabbit some Trix he'd lay up. Puke, or die. Either way, share and he'll leave ya alone! Unless he's that mouse... Don't give a mouse a cookie or he'll raid your pantry and cupboards looking for more food until you have nothing left! NOTHIIIING!

And I've been watching too much Zim... Can ya tell? XD

I want something sweet... And wine! Mm wine sounds good only because there's no other alcohol in this entire house! DX

DON'T FEED THE RABBIT! DON'T FEED THE RABBIT! x.x

And don't hit a squirrel, you know every time you hit a squirrel a 40 year old nerd living in his mom's basement gets laid? THINK OF THE SQUIRRELS!!