C'mon rats, let's get in the spirit of Xmas!

Dashing through the snow
In a one gnome open sleigh
O'er the streets we go
Rockin’ all the way
AC/DC songs play
Making rat spirits bright
How cheesy it is to dook and sing
A ferret song tonight

Oh, jingle sporks, jingle sporks
Sporking all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one gnome open sleigh
Oh, jingle sporks, jingle sporks
Sporking all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one gnome open sleigh

A day or two ago
I thought I’d eat some cheese
And soon I figured out
That I was about to sneeze
For the cheese had a funny smell
I thought it came from hell
Then I looked under the tree
And saw that it wasn’t for me

Oh, jingle sporks, jingle sporks
Sporking all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one gnome open sleigh
Jingle sporks, jingle sporks
Sporking all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one gnome open sleigh, Yay!