Tis the season for some de gnoming....okay anyways ...

Away in a sewer,
No cheese for their crew
The little Lord ratitcus
sporked down there evil plan

The mayonegg declared look up at the sky
the crew looked and...
little lord ratitcus said
asleep on the mango again

The humans are screaming
The poor humans are looking
But little Lord ratitcus
said what never seen a talking rat before?

Lord ratitcus gathered up the humans
pointed to the pie
and said may I have some for me and my crew,
for we have nothing left down in the sewers

but lord ratiscus the human said
why the pie
silly human
thats a rat pie

the plan was done
the pie was in tender care
but through it all we forgot the cheese
dang it well try again next year
but for now we remain away in our sewer


oh yes this is the wolf hiding in the rat crew again for I am Sir ratitcus bitus sporkamaxius

reason we say sir is because madam just sounds to fruity

Spork the walls with loads of cheese,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
gnomes the season to be ratty,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

spork on the walls now our rat apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
gnome the spam time carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

See the blazing pie before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
spork the mayonegg and join the mango.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Follow me in wolfy pleasure get your mind out the gutter,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While I tell of wolf time adventure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

paste away the old year masses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail in the new rats and masses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.


spork we all deems it, all rats together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
sporkless of the sewers and humans,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.