I need to vent.

Ok I'm very, very sorry if anything I say here upsets anybody. I just need an outlet right now so I don't drive myself insane.

You can beat me, you can bruise me
You can draw blood, you can break a bone
But this in the end is not what hurts me
Physical wounds can heal
The pain goes away in a few days
But emotional wounds are not so easy
Sure they get better with time
But the scars last forever


Thank you for all that you have done to us. Really, we appreciate it greatfully.

Thank you for knocking us senseless every night all those years.
Thank you for the mess you made of our lives.
Thank you for giving us such warped opinions of ourselves that we don't have the will to go on and become successful adults.
Thank you for making us not want to carry on.
Thank you for dissaproving every one of our major accomplishments.
Thank you for poisoning our minds with such terrible lies.
Thank you for twisting our us around and fucking us up.
Thank you for these wonderful fucking life skills you have provided us with.

As a gratitude for all the above mentioned wonderful things, we want you to go off and fucking die.


If you EVER get near my little sister again, say good bye to that "wonderful" life of yours. If you think I'm joking about this, think again. You don't scare me anymore. I now see you for what you really are. A deceptive, manipulative, abusive fucking cunt who goes around messing up people's lives cos you have absolutely no inner strength whatsoever. I'm not as stupid as you think I am. Infact I'm not at all stupid and neither is my little sister. We are above all your lies and bullshit. Now fuck off and quit messing with my loved ones.

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WATCH JOO AND WILL LOVE

SO EFFING BORED!! (WARNING!)

I'm bored! Nice to meet you! Below are a list of things you will do to entertain me! Gods I have no life... And too much caffiene!!!

1) Tap dance while gargling clementine Izze in a polka dot tutu while yodeling the Dirty Jobs theme song and sporking the giant spork

2) Do a hand stand then walk on your hands down to the corner store and buy a pack of coffee flavored gum and ask the cashier if he/she has sporked a dork in the past three months

3) Juggle semi-dangerous items AND semi-breakable items while whistling the Numa song and turning in a pirouette for as long as you can remain sporkright


I'm tellin' ya... I'm bored. But, no, seriously... Do these things to entertain me!! Squirrel commandeth thee to do thy bidding!!


Spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, SPORK!

o-O;; ...Like I said, too much caffeine. ...The gnomes have resorted to stealing my PANTS 'cause I'm doing my laundry so they have no underpants to snatch. CURSE YOU TINY POINTY HAT WEARING PANTY RAIDERS!! Curse yooouuu... *shakes fist*

Okay... I think I should seriously be put under house arrest when I'm hyper. It worries even me at times... I'm done now!! MORE CAFFEINE! I DEMAND SUGAR!


~RiC@

Rawr!

Wait... I'm not a rat!! ...And where's my pancake?! ...I want a pancake... *pouts then goes to make a couple pancakes*


~RiC@

A Ratty Tribute to Punk Rock

Well the rodents are all hungry and ready to eat
They're ready to eat now
They've got their veggies
And they're going to the all salad buffet a crunch, crunch
But the rats said no we like cheese
So they decided to peace
Well the sewer really has it all
Oh yeah, oh yeah

The Rats are cheese sporkers
The Rats are cheese sporkers
The Rats are cheese sporkers yeah
They’re cheese cheese, cheese sporkers
Cheese cheese, cheese sporkers
Cheese cheese, cheese sporkers now

Spider.....

Okay... Today, I was hanging out with a couple of my girl friends, when, we were riding in my friend Kari's car--I saw something out of my peripheral, creeping... It was a ginormous brown spider creeping around on my right boob. Made me scream and flail. My girl friends screamed, people in other cars were looking at me funny as I flipped the spider off.

Kari asks, "What was that about?" and all I could say was, "Creeping! Boob! Spider! BIG! UGH!"


An hour and a half later, the spider ended up in the back seat with my other friend, Jenn and SHE screamed and flailed. Never got that spider...


~RiC@

Dudes, well, I have eyecandy. Sorta. Hot guy from another school who visited my school makes me drool. *drools* I touched him

Cocarats...brought to you by our dearest Wolfie.

Down at a rattacluar fair
One evening I was there
When I heard a sporkman sporking
Underneath the flair

I’ve got a lovely bunch of sporks
There they are all gnoming in a row
Big sporks, small sporks, some as spork as your head
Give them a pie a flick of the wolf
That's what the sporkman said

I've got a lovely bunch of sporks
Every turkey you throw will make me rich
There sporks my mayonegg, the gnome of me life
Singing spork a mango, a squirrel, a penny a pitch

Singing spork a mango, a squirrel, a penny a pitch
Spork a mango, a squirrel, a penny a pitch

That's what the sporkman said!

Repeat several times... :P

All lyrics done by the Wolf

Mollycoddles!!!!

Yep. Best damned thing ever made. EVER!!










~RiC@

Gnome facts for your everyday gnome life

1. Inside cables there are hundreds of tiny gnomes 'high-fiving' each other and running around swapping messages. This transfer of messages allows things to work, e.g. the gnomes in a plug socket tell the gnomes in the wire, who eventually tell the gnomes in (say) a kettle to fart in the water allowing it to boil.

2. As you've probably noticed, gnomes like the ground. They all strive to be in the ground, hence the gnome explanation for gravity: not theory but fact. Gnomes throw minute ropes (see string theory), invisible to the human eye, to the ground. These ropes attach to unseen hooks that enable muscle-toned gnomes to pull themselves towards terra firma. There is minimal gravity far from planetary bodies (i.e. in space) because no known gnomes have access to cables of sufficient length. All bodies experience gravitational attraction to each other quite simply because gnomes are, to put it mildly, sociable creatures who practically invented what they like to call the hearty party. Gnome all-nighters are where gravity waves meet Mexican waves.

3. Now this is a little more complicated. There are evil anti-gnomes. These make up anti-matter. Done.

4. As underpants gnomes would say, there are 3 steps to getting rich: Phase 1: Steal Underpants Phase 2: ????? Phase 3: Profit!


Don't ask. A friend of mine sent me a website that was completely random. Now, you must be weary, as now you know the live practically everywhere. >3

~RiC@

More things to ponder...adding on to the pies list

1. If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless?

2. If siamese twins go to a concert, do they have to pay for one or two tickets?

3. If a cow laughed hard enough, would milk come out of it's nose?

4. If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

5. Why is a hamburger called a hamburger? It's made from beef, isn't it?

6. Why does sour cream have a expiry date is it not already sour?

7. Why do they call it pineapple there is no pine and no apple

8. Why do they call it a coconut....there is no cocoa yeah I want my back and what nut I see no nut...*thumps tail*

9. Why is a hotdog called a hotdog ....it is not a dog dang it ...and no it is not made out of wiener dogs

Bleh

First post.

Um... Yeah. o-O

Dunno.


I guess I ran out of hyper. Iono. *shrugs*


~RiC@

Just a short one tonight rats.

Life is about trying to make the best plays with the cards which you were dealt.

Hahaha ok, that quote was actually meant to be inspiring and that picture is not exactly what you'd call inspirational but hey, they both have something to do with cards. Oh the irony, eh?

*falls alseep snoring on computer*

The pie is out. Night everybody.

No not the twizzler...

So it's about 1 or 2 in the morning I am cursing at the air mattress when...out of now were *bam* nailed upside the head by a flying twizzler.

Now what kind of person a twizzler come on lol first shoes then candy so the epic battle of hyperness and tossing a single twizzler ensued

I dived for cover behind the air mattress she dove for her bed and hid behind the blankets
....I had the evil twizzler in hand just waiting for it waiting.....Bam right in the head....ahhh crap *ducks*

noooo you can't hit me you can't...*smacks*

*insert randomness of giggles and curse words*

like to make a side note here it was a uber hard stale twizzler

so the battle went on till I found the gobstopper and then chucked that and then ensued the all mighty candy battle

That lasted all of which prob an hour or half hour

either way it was messed up it was funny and well the evil battle twizzler is now tacked up on a wall with a note saying beware of battle ready twizzler.

A giant mutant Caterwolf???

AJ. Why would I wanna be like you?
Pie spy a wolf!

§ilentwolf Cause everybody's got a reason to justify how they're feelin'
where?

§ilentwolf Cause everybody's got a reason to justify how they're feelin'
hides in some bushes

§ilentwolf Cause everybody's got a reason to justify how they're feelin'
nothing here but us bushes

AJ. Why would I wanna be like you?
then how come I can see a furry caterpillar?

AJ. Why would I wanna be like you?
or wait that's not a caterpillar...BUSTED!

AJ. Why would I wanna be like you?
hehe

§ilentwolf Cause everybody's got a reason to justify how they're feelin'
O_O

§ilentwolf Cause everybody's got a reason to justify how they're feelin'
rawr I am a giant mutant caterpillar

AJ. Why would I wanna be like you?
hmm...do giant mutant caterpillars like pies?

§ilentwolf Cause everybody's got a reason to justify how they're feelin'
....yes

§ilentwolf Cause everybody's got a reason to justify how they're feelin'
i mean rawr leafy stuff

§ilentwolf Cause everybody's got a reason to justify how they're feelin'
damn it lol

AJ. Why would I wanna be like you?
ahhh *runs*

AJ. Why would I wanna be like you?
noooo don't eat me caterwolf! I'm not yet baked

§ilentwolf Cause everybody's got a reason to justify how they're feelin'
im cracking up over here laughing

AJ. Why would I wanna be like you?
hahaha you cannot eat me now since I have defeated you with the power of laughter!

§ilentwolf Cause everybody's got a reason to justify how they're feelin'
shhh your still looking tasty

§ilentwolf Cause everybody's got a reason to justify how they're feelin'
rawr

§ilentwolf Cause everybody's got a reason to justify how they're feelin'
wolf bear caterpillar away

§ilentwolf Cause everybody's got a reason to justify how they're feelin'
*inches along*

AJ. Why would I wanna be like you?
oh shit

AJ. Why would I wanna be like you?
*zooms through the air like a frisbee*

§ilentwolf Cause everybody's got a reason to justify how they're feelin'
I well get you I wel...ahhh im tired *flops down*

AJ. Why would I wanna be like you?
hehehe

AJ. Why would I wanna be like you?
oh no

AJ. Why would I wanna be like you?
SPLAT!

*cuts out* Will this be the end of the mighty chase between the caterwolf and the butterfly pie? Will the wolf get untired and go eat that squashed pie off the wall? Or will the pie manage to make it to the bakery on time to get a new crust?

Find out next time on the Adventures of Zombie Rats: WolfPie Edition!

Voices of the Outcasts

Wake up in the morning
Find something to wear
It has to look a certain way
So that people won’t stare

Step outside into the coldness
Wonder what will happen today
Let’s just hope it will be better
Than it was yesterday

Just hope that they won’t torment you
With their nasty glares
Hope that you can make it through
Without getting beaten to the ground

Their words are like daggers
Stabbing you in the chest
Their sarcasm is like poison
Laying you to your final rest

But you can’t let them get you
For that is what they want
They want you to start bleeding
So that they can feel strong

Judging me,Judging you

Here I am in front of the jury

I sit here in the witness stand,head hung low
My eyes are closed

All I can hear are the taunts and the labels you have put upon me.

"Gay"
"Rebel"
"Troublemaker"
"Idiot"
"Worthless"
"Emo"
"nerd"

The list goes on forever it seems
But I have a label for all of you in my defense

"Hypocrite"
"liar"
"diseased"
"bigots"
"Ignorant"
"Entrapped"
"Wrong"

The list goes on and on...
The scales of justice are no longer balanced

The world evolves,even revolves
This scale no longer seems to balance out
The nature of society.

Order! order in the court! now you say.
As the ruffled feathers are smoothed once more,
and my head hangs low again

Have we come to a decision?

Am I guilty? or am I just another,innocent bystander?

The clock of judgment starts now;
The minutes ticking by

Seems like hours...even days


The jury has spoken
The verdict please

The slamming of the gavel

Guilty!

Our punishment:To be one with the human race

§ilentwolf

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Devastation

To the endless night sky I look up and see the starry sea surrounded in blackness

It seems so peaceful up there while here on earth

We have no peace
We have war
we have hate

There is always something that triggers the hateful ways of war

It tears lives apart

How many times a day do we hear on the news or even in the newspaper that

Another solider has fallen

There barely is good news in the world of media
There is always something wrong from the war in Iraq

To hurricanes hitting places worldwide and leaving behind a path of destruction

Leaving devastation behind we still hear the threats of terrorism/war/natural disasters on the news

This is the world in its own devastation soon to destroy it's self

§ilentwolf

Just some thoughts from deep inside the pie vault.

Imagine this...

You're in a world where there is no such thing as sexual orientation. Infact, there's no such thing as genders either. Nobody can tell if you're a boy or a girl and if you're straight or not. They just see you based upon your actions and how you interact with the world. Now say you did something nice for a stranger who you came across on the street. You saw them quarelling with another person and shortly afterwards, the other person walked away from them uttering rude remarks. Tears started running down their face and you truely felt sorry for them and wanted to do what you could to help. You decided to go up to them and give them a hug. Their face immediately lit up and they thanked you greatfully. This in itself is a very caring and compassionate thing to do for another human being.

Now picture yourself in today's society. You are a very traditional, very conservative Catholic. You see two men who appear to be having an argument. You stop and watch them for a couple of minutes out of curiostiy. Shortly afterwards, you see one of them get in a car and speed off yelling curses at the other. The one guy who is left behind falls to the ground with tears streaming down his face. You are curious and go over to him and ask him what the matter is. He said that he had just gotten into a major fight with his partner and that his partner never wanted to see him again. Immediately you start slowly backing away from him cos you realize what is really going on. The guy realizes what you are doing. "What's wrong?" he asks. "I can't talk to because you're a homo," you say. And you walk away from him. He looks back at you with the saddest eyes you have ever seen and you know that his heart is completely broken. But hey, it doesn't matter, right? He's just one of those queers and he deserves to be hurt.

Something seems terribly wrong about the second scenerio, doesn't it? Why is it that the world has to hate based upon something as insignificant as gender or sexual orientation or race? You'd think that the people of the world would be accepting and happy about the diversity and variety of different individuals there are here. But no, the sad truth is that people are scared of other people who are different or stand out in some way. Whether that be because of appearance, beliefs, sexuality, skin tone, disability or even just an eccentric personality, the world is scared of individuals. Now why that is, I don't understand. Why would somebody want to discriminate against somebody else just because of what they look like or what they believe in? Why would somebody want to hate somebody else just because they are different from them? This baffles and confuses me so much.

If only the world could just stop all the hate. We have innocent people fighting wars and sacrificing their lives all because of a conflict of beliefs. We have queer people falling victim to homophobic harrasment all because of a stupid, close-minded attitude. It seems pretty darm shallow, doesn't it? And you wanna know the main reasons behind this unnecissary brutality? It all stems from ignorance and fear of the unknown. It's all because people are too afraid to take a look at different cultures and lifestyles and see that there is actually nothing wrong with them. They think that because these people do things differently than they do so therefore they are bad and need to be punished for it. The whole reason behind most wars is simply the fact that one country or culture doesn't accept or understand the other's beliefs and values. If they were to just accept the fact that other countries have different ways of doing things than they do and that it doesn't mean that there's anything wrong with it, then we wouldn't have so many unnecissary deaths and so much carnage. The world would be a much happier and peaceful place...

ok wow a little off topic there but anyways here's the wolfbear...

*steps in* hi there this is wolf now and my thought is that the world is a mould we are all apart of it but some of us break out of it. To define the rest we are different and now a days sometimes...most of the time different is frowned upon

now then onto did that man deserve to be judged so quickly...no

well in the uber conservative mind...it would be yes and why the yes it's because the uber conservative would say....because look at them they disgust me they are different they are outgoing ...bold ....cunning and brave...not like me who well fold into this mould of a path that life has set for me that my parents have set for me....I won't be like you....

whoa stop there now....then there are the few the bold and the mighty that break this mighty mould

These are the people that truely define the human race....we are soon to see for the United states a man thats wonderful a Afraican american man to step up to become president of the united states.

now then I shall pass this back to the pie

Ok now, the pie has one last word...

Why sacrifice being who you truely are to fit into what society calls the "social norm"?

It is so much better to be yourself and be an individual rather than trying to conform to some made up standard.

YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!!! (pulled from my old blog)

Why pies should not drink alcohol...

New Year's eve...it's the one night of the year that you are not suppossed to remember. Well, at least that's what they say anyways...

Let me tell you about the pie's lovely experience in Jackland. First of all, the night started off with a certain Kat deciding to misbehave. Needless to say, a bunch of unfortunate victims had to face the wrath of the pie. Now I don't get full-fledged angry that often, but let me tell you this was not pretty. Do not ever do something to seriously piss off a pie or you will be sorry. You have been warned...dun dun dun *chomps you and scurries away*

Also, never give a pie alcohol either and believe pies when they say that they have a low alcohol tolerance. Pies were just not made to drink booze. Period. Now a certian herb on the other hand...well that's a different story. But anyways, back to the alcohol. So after the first screwdriver, I was fine. A little light headed but other than that, nothing big. Soon somebody decides to crack out the corona. Now pies love corona so I was all over that. I gulped it back but I then learned that maybe that was a mistake. Uh oh, a drunken pie...drunken pies are not exactly the most glorious of creatures. My dad seems to think that it's pretty funny that I'm acting so stupid after only two drinks. So when the New Years champagne comes out, the pie has the pie of mind *get it, piece of mind hehehe, ok I know, laaame* Anyways, the pie has the piece of mind to turn it down as I know that I probably won't beable to stand up after it. My stepmom just laughs at me and does the whole "yeah right" thing. So I end up participating in the toast and having that glass. Afterwards, I'm really feeling it and starting to slur my speech and doze off on the couch. My parents eventually realize that I actually meant it when I said I had a very low alcohol tolerance so they send me off to bed. Of course I fall down on the way to my room and that has everybody laughing their arses off. Tsk, tsk silly, silly pie...

The pie will spare you the details of what happened once it got to it's oven but this story is just to serve as proof that you should never give a pie alcohol. If you do, well, disasterous things will happen.

Anyways, Happy New Years Rats!
Hope the hangovers didn't hit to hard and hope you haven't broken your resolutions yet :P

*SPLAT!*