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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

More things to ponder...adding on to the pies list

1. If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless?

2. If siamese twins go to a concert, do they have to pay for one or two tickets?

3. If a cow laughed hard enough, would milk come out of it's nose?

4. If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

5. Why is a hamburger called a hamburger? It's made from beef, isn't it?

6. Why does sour cream have a expiry date is it not already sour?

7. Why do they call it pineapple there is no pine and no apple

8. Why do they call it a coconut....there is no cocoa yeah I want my back and what nut I see no nut...*thumps tail*

9. Why is a hotdog called a hotdog ....it is not a dog dang it ...and no it is not made out of wiener dogs

2 comments:

「ßquiяʁely ωʁath♥。」 said...

I would sure hope that hot dogs aren't made of doggies... That would be disgusting. o:

AJ the pie. said...

Eww oh man, now that really makes you think twice about your food. I can come up with a half answer for the pineapple mystery...it's name starts with pine cos it looks like pinecone, but why on earth they would pick apple...sporks me.