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Down at a rattacluar fair
One evening I was there
When I heard a sporkman sporking
Underneath the flair

I’ve got a lovely bunch of sporks
There they are all gnoming in a row
Big sporks, small sporks, some as spork as your head
Give them a pie a flick of the wolf
That's what the sporkman said

I've got a lovely bunch of sporks
Every turkey you throw will make me rich
There sporks my mayonegg, the gnome of me life
Singing spork a mango, a squirrel, a penny a pitch

Singing spork a mango, a squirrel, a penny a pitch
Spork a mango, a squirrel, a penny a pitch

That's what the sporkman said!

Repeat several times... :P

All lyrics done by the Wolf