A few things to ponder...

1. When they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

2. Why is a potato called "apple" in french?

3. If fish live in water, is it possible for them to drown?

4. Why is bread square but sandwhich meat is round?

5. Why are there locks on the door of stores that are open 24/7 365 days a year?

6. When you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?

7. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

8. Why is an eggplant called an eggplant? It looks like a big purple pear, not an egg.

9. Speaking of pears...why is a single pear called a "pear" if there's only one fruit?

10. Why do people still have landlines and msn when they text and talk on their cellphones at home?

11. Why isn't there mouse flavoured cat food?

12. Isn't it a bit unsettling that doctors "practise" medicine?