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I found the words of wisdom again! I went looking through my old blog waaaay back in 2006 and found them! And I thought I'd refresh your memory and share with the others. This is what happens when I get too much time to think! At least, a little bit... Plus some caffeine... Or a cookie or two. Either way, I get random. Here's words of wisdom for your everyday life! ENJOY~

1- Don't stare into the sun. You'll need surgery till you're 80years old.
2- When in front of a moving vehicle... Don't stand still. They can see you.
3- Never coop up a hundred cats for a month straight and let them loose. Although... That might be funny.
4- Hard objects are NOT you friends
5- When you need a shoulder, don't use mine. Just kidding
6- Never... And I mean NEVER, put a live ferret in your pants. You will NOT win the fight.
7- Nor a dead one... ( ^ )
8- HP to gamers does not mean Harry Potter.
9- Don't fart in your cubical... Fart in the elevator! On the 10th floor!
10- Never provoke a swarm of killer Redeads and run. You will not win.
11- Don't ever play bumblebee boppin'. Slow down just once and you'll lose the game.
12- Even if you wear a sheet on Halloween in front of a moving vehicle... Trust me, they can STLIL see you.
13- Poking a polar bear only insures your early death bed. The bear will not attend your funeral. He does not care.
14- Food can be your friend. And food can be your foe. But if you eat too much of it. To heaven you will go.
15- Don't walk up to a cow with a bumper and hit it. The cow will beat you.
16- Everytime you run over a squirrel a boy gets laid. Please think of the squirrels.