A warning brought to you by ....

Oh Beware...beware of the ever so eluding gnome ness monster there lil gnomies with lil hats just waiting ....watching...see that sock you dropped it's theres now they love water unlike other vile gnomes...They laugh and laugh some more while taking your sandal and running with it and using it as a surfboard across the kitchen floor

that scuff mark there not left by you but by lil gnomies doing there dastardly deeds

who knows have you found a lil gnomie in your home lately? if so remember to feed them or they become vile gnomes that chase you with sporks and they have pointy hats ooo the pointy hats are not so nice they take a running leap and try to poke you..but to no avail they only poke ankles...

that is all from the beware of gnome broadcasting network