How would you handle a zombie invasion?

This is my solution.....

Step one throw some bread....if they grunt out GRAAAAAIIIINNNSSS I'm safe there only vegan

Step Two run to my gun cabinet and grab as many guns as I can with and as many ammo boxes I can shove into a corner

Step Three Grab coffee table and slam it against the door followed by a mass supply of duct tape....for umm vanity sakes

Step Four call Kiba and tell him to hurry up and get as many as he can out of Lonetiggs armory

Step Five if that Fails ....will when all else fails just blow it up again ....and again...till there is either certain death or a huge crater in the ground
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