Nut Spray

Prescription Flonase: Nut Deterrent (Nut Spray)

*it's being said in a Billy Maze sort of sale's pitch tone*

Deter any guy from wanting to expose his nuts, while in the process deterring other women from wanting to get within a five mile radius of said nuts that have been sprayed! It will, to another woman, (and smell a different odor to each individual) like something that they wouldn't want to smell!

Scents include, and are not limited to: Underarm pit, garbage, bad tacos, rotten hamburger meat, rotten 3 week old fish, feet, athlete's foot, poop, cow's rear, rotten garbage, etc!

Airport security; TSA will not want to get within five feet of you or less, because the best part about this stuff is, it deters everybody! Yes, you heard me, EVERYBODY! It's not used for just the men's testicles, but for everybody wanting to be left the hell alone!


(BEHIND THE INSIDE JOKE):

Prescription nasal spray to help with headaches, while wanting to buy assorted nuts also. Life ain't a bowl of assorted cashews, but nut deterrent also!

AND THAT'S NOT ALL!

Best for squirrels who don't want other pesky squirrels to attempt to steal their nuts! Just spray, and sit back and watch the fun unfold before your very eyes! NOBODY WILL WANT TO GET NEAR YOU NOR YOUR NUTS! Assuring you, that you'll have a full tree, or whatever for the upcoming winter, spring, sports event, etc.

BUY NOW FOR ONLY TEN DOLLARS!! (LITERALLY!!)