Yar sporks!!

Come one, come all! All ye happy little rats in fancy hats! Come to the house of plentiful shit tickets! The land if milk and sporks! Were the root beer drizzles like warm black coffee! The coffee gods, oh the almighty coffee gods! Fill my cup, and never let me stir with a lollipop and never let thy coffee get cold or room temp! Never let the tasty sweet flavor of the demon's chocolate chips curse my coffee's flavor! I know you all missed this. Don't deny it! Squirrel out!