WARNING: steaming filling here...

You stupid fucking banana butt. What in cucumber's name did I ever do to you? I never tried to shove a pepperoni stick anywhere, not even up your nose. All I tried to do was offer you a popsicle here and now and always have a plentiful supply of jellybeans at hand. But you never took those jelly beans. You always saw them as the black nasty ones although there was a plentiful supply of delicious fruity flavours and I made sure to pick out all the black ones. But nope, you didn't focus on that. You focused only on that one stray offender that I had overlooked and forgotten to pluck out. For that I grant you the title of toilet licker. You should be condemned to kneel down 24/7 with your head in a toilet at all times. Maybe that will teach you to get your head out of your arse hole and appreciate all the wonderful boston cream donuts that life has to offer. The cream is the best part you know. ^_^