Gotta love being random....

Today my friend was randomly talking about losing weight and I told her...


Squirrel: You know, my brother-in-law told me a really good weight loss program on Mother's Day.

Friend: Oh? What's that?

Squirrel: Pretend like your budget for food is $50

Friend: Yeah, those celebrities can afford to just stop eating...

Squirrel: Liposuction, why sweat it out when you can suck it out?

Friend: Oh... My... GOD! You're sick!

Squirrel: What? That's likely their motto anyway. Besides, I'm sure it's true.

Friend: That gave me such a mental image! You're not allowed to speak the rest of the day!

Squirrel: ... *snicker*

Friend: ...What?

Squirrel: Liposuction... *snickergiggle*

Friend: ...SHOISH!


Main reason why squirrels shouldn't be allowed to drink anything with caffeine in it.