Trifecta of evil

Now why doors cause there knobbits you got it they bite ya and make ya bled they make you run into them

The doors are vile you got me there are so many lost to the door

I nearly wokked the mighty bob him self thinking he was a vile gnome but as he said

"Bob's war machine moves again, greater and bobbier then ever" (side note bob or captain bob is the nickname I gave to a close friend many many years ago)


oh wait...I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED TO USE THE BATHROOOM...*runs off*

....three and a half hours later....MY BUSINESS IS DONE


now then quick Computer take me the weasels

now that is all from the wolf *gnome comes running in and spears me in the gut*

Owww my squeedly spooch

You do not know me I am a invader and Invader’s blood marches through my veins like giant, radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"


Now then you see *looks at the floor* hi floor! Make me a sandwich!"

now I feel all dirty quick were is the soap mighty slave squirrel pass me the soap

*takes soap and rubs self with it*....pauses hey why is there bacon in my soap...slave squirrel replies I made it my self.

ends this post with hey all Im gonna sing ya the doom song now

Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom...wont keep on going its five minutes long

hahaha this is a mighty post and my business is done