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Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Monday, September 28, 2009
I shall have thy socks!!
Warning, this is a post made in a previous blog and I thought I'd switch it around a bit and bring it back to life. LIFE. So, enjoy.
I shall have your socks to chew and to rip to shreds, then put them in a box and when it comes Christmas time, shove 'em under your Christmas tree! Bwa hahahaha! And attached to it, a little note that will read, "Merry Christmas to all, and to all shoish and give me candy canes and caffeine!!"
Woo! Socks? Where?! Soooooocks!! They shall all be MINE!
*takes the socks and chews them up, ripping them to shreds and such while salivating all over the tattered remains of what was once a $2 sock* Om nom nom nom nom!
I'm too much to handle, you'll want to duct tape my mouth shut, shove me in sheet after sheet of bubble wrap; then turn on a hair dryer to drown out my chatter. Mmhm. Squirrel baaaanter banter, banter, banter, banter, banter!!
I'm only slightly hyper. And irritated at the same time. So, that's not a good mix. NOPE. Not a good mix at all. Nom, nom, nom, nom, soooocks...
Sunday, September 27, 2009
BAM!
Not so hyper anymore. But, that was before I woke up at 7 in the AM today... UGH. All 'cause my friend wanted me to spend the night last night. Honestly, if I hadn't, I probably could have slept in an extra thirty minutes. During church this morning, during the brief moment of greeting people around you--I shook some gal's hand and she said, "Good morning!" with a big smile on her face and I grinned and said, "Tell me when it is," and she paused and said, "Well, you're awake," and I went, "Very good point," then did my whole goofy greeting my friends on either side of me.
Got into a little argument with my friend this morning 'cause she kept trying to put her hands in the midst of her dogs play fighting. Told her, "Won't rush you to the hospital if one of them accidentally bites you," and she gave me this look of, "Scoff! They're sweet dogs they wouldn't dream of biting me!" eh, not if it got out of hand. It even made me chuckle in the back of my mind when she'd go, "No..." when they'd resume play fighting. Gotta let them be dogs, just like with children. Got to let them be children while being firm. But with dogs, it's not as easy 'cause they don't like to listen as often as kids don't listen.
This afternoon, actually, evening--yeah, evening... My friend's 2 yr old son kept his usual high pitched screeching/screaming. You know, the same pitch and length 'cause they like the sound? Well, it was amusing, my friend who was driving said, "Put a cork in it," and the 2 yr old, being in that repeat what you say phase, looks to his mom after she says, "Stop that," he goes, "Put a cork in it," and my friend and I just looked at each other as she paused and went, "Oops,"
But, then my clingy friend, this morning, went and accused me of calling her 'dumb'. Which, I didn't. THEN she said, after we argued a little more, "So, stop accusing me of not training my dogs," and I just looked at her with an offended look on my face and said, "There you go, twisting what I say around," and she goes, "No I'm not," that's when I lightly rolled my eyes and went, "Yes, you are. I said you weren't giving them as much exercise as the breed needs, nothing about not training them," and she shut up real quick.
Oye... Sorry for ranting like that. Just had to get it out of my system. My folks (probably along with quite a few friends) are probably getting tired of hearing me basically complain about that same thing. My friend doesn't listen to me when I give her advice, she resumes her usual which often times makes me THINK that she's kind of dumb.
Honestly, if she'd think before acting or speaking, I'd stop thinking, "Wow, that was a dumb response," or, "Wow, that was just flat out dumb of you," then there wouldn't be any reason for others to have that even cross their minds.
Oh, she started veering into another lane again this morning. The sun wasn't even in our eyes, so she can't use that as an excuse. Always with the, "Sorry, sorry!" but then does it again. I know she's not doing it on purpose, but I just really, REALLY don't understand why her folks allow her to drive when she has a mental condition like this. I mean, here's what's telling me she SHOULDN'T.
-Meds
-Government telling her she can't work 'cause she THINKS she can't
-Service dog
And last but not least...
-The mental disorder in general
Honestly, it scares me. I don't see how she can comfortably drive knowing that she has her precious service dog in the back seat. If she were to get into a wreck, she'd get injured and her dog would be the first to go. Last night she passionately, again, exclaimed, "But, I need her!" And I thought to myself, "Yeah, uh-huh, sure you do. You need her companionship,"
Another thing and I swear I'll be finished... A dog notices, ANY animal actually, when you're upset and such, right? Right. Well, her dog clearly thought, "Okay, my owner is just a little upset," probably due to the prayer and such this morning, I was waiting for her dog to prompt me like she's supposed to, but here's what got me... My friend FORCES her dog to notice that she was crying. The dog wanted to lay down, but she forced the dog up and pretty much forced the dog to lick her face and such. It's like, she's not gonna do that ALL the time. My friend may THINK she HAS to, but I don't notice she cries all the time 'cause I figure, I'm giving into behavior I don't like. Which is what I do with her dog. I pet her dog when she's calm. Telling the dog, you have to be calm and such before you get my affections.
I may sound harsh and such, but you know... That's just how it is with me. I don't want to give into her behavior 'cause, like a child, she'll learn from those responses and resume them. Not only that, she used to "cry wolf" all the time a few years ago, so nobody believes her really when something supposedly happens. You know? I take it with a grain of salt, 'cause I don't know if she's faking it or just blowing it out of the water.
Okay, I said I was going to be done what... A paragraph ago? Sorry. Didn't mean to go on a rant like that. I'm finished now.
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Random
Don't mind me. I'm very random right now and feel like being on the web cam. ;^^ Ehehe... Yup, that's me. Being random. And hyper... And amused by small things. I'm always amused by small things. Even my stuffed wolf. YUP. HUGZ. :D Pbbbbllt.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
The pie is really messed up...
For the first time in my life, I am having somebody expressing interest towards me. And by interest, I mean actually liking me for me. I'm not sure how to feel as this is the first time this has ever happened. I'm so used to pouring my heart out to somebody and having them do nothing in response. This feels pretty weird cos for once, it's not me who's being all romantic. I'm not sure what to make of it though. I really do care about this guy alot and I think he is an amazing person. I know that I mean the absolute world to him but I'm just so not used to having somebody care about me so much. It feels so strange. I'm not sure if I'm ready for a relationship because every time I think about it, I start to feel nauseous and all my previous relationship failures come back to me. I don't know if I truely know what love is or how to express it or if I'm just too deeply emotionally scarred to even accept it at this point in my life. I'm so scared and worried that something bad is going to happen even though it probably is not. I almost feel as if I don't deserve to be treated so nicely...fuck what is wrong with me? *goes off into the corner and sobs*
Monday, September 21, 2009
Sheldon + caffeine = BAM
Watch and find out. Just, don't drink anything while watching the clip. It might come out your nose... I hear it burns... Oww... Enjoy!
ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM! I'll be back before this banana hits the ground ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM! Gods, sounds like me on caffeine... ;^^
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Sigh
I understand why life isn't fair yet I don't. I'm so sad that one of my good friends will be moving to Nevada. Her folks are already putting up their house for sale. And it's a pretty house, no doubt they'll sell it fairly quickly. I don't want them to! :( And my friend can't find a job out here to resume living out here. So she'll be moving to Nevada with her folks... Damn, it's like middle school all over again. Making good friends then having them move away... *pout* So depressing... And the more I think about it the sadder I get. xAx
I don't like this feeling. Got this feeling the other day when I found out my friend's mom only has about a year or so left. She's not a NICE lady, but she's not a MEAN lady either. She's been nice to me. Ugh, that just made the feeling worse. Damnit. Okay, I'll shut up now. Don't mean to bring anyone else memories that they're also trying to temporarily tune out. Sorry.
Friday, September 18, 2009
Squirrel is alive!
Nearly got run off the road last night. It was amusing, kind of. The guy was an idiot. Though we were gonna yield to the jackass and let him keep going. He was going about 30mph on an on ramp whereas you're supposed to SPEED up typically. Well, he nearly ran my friend and I off the road 'cause we tried to go around him. This was before the two lanes merged into one. What a jackass...
Anyway! Had fun with my friend. Did lots of fun stuff. However, my ears bled quite a bit due to her niece who is such an effing drama queen. SERIOUSLY. You tell this 2yr old "no" and she'll scream and wail like you took away her favorite stuffed animal. Every single time, too. Oye... Like I said, my ears bled 'cause I gave them a quarter to get Skittles at Walmart well, the niece wanted the ones off the floor and when my friend took her away from that spot, we were in the little area before getting into the store and sound echoes in there. So, yeah... BLEEDING. I not only said that but, "I'm awake now,"
Sheesh, I'm never EVER having kids. NEVER.
Computer was dead but came back to life! This was spooky... The other day I looked into my Compaq user folder and nothing was in there. NOTHING. Nothing but the folder of the new name I gave my 'puter. But I check back yesterday and IT WAS THERE. So I'm all, "WTF?!" literally had a spazz attack I was so excited and confused.
But, if it's not one thing, it's another. My stupid camera memory card is acting up now. It won't work unless I format it. And there's no way in hell I'm gonna do that unless I can figure out another way. Wuff why can't I get to you? I'd see if you can help since you have a lot more tech smarts and such than I do. x3x;; Urrff... Not only that, but I'd let ya mess around with my hair.
Did that come out wrong? Oh well. I'm kind of hyper.
HYPER. No more Pepsi for squirrel past 6PM... NO MORE. Take it all away! Give squirrel caffeine free soda for this late at night. xAx;;
FAIR WARNING... There WILL be random bursts of energy. And they will be intense at times. A lot of them might not be, but you never know with how much effing wrath fills me each and every day. Ooookay that one sounded wrong too. JEEZ. xO
What's wrong with the squirrel? What? I don't know, was hoping you could tell me. I already know EVERYTHING is wrong, tell me something I don't know! x.x; PWEEAAASEUUHH.
CHITTER! ....o.o Hiii... Hihi... DONE. BAAAIIIIIIIIhdmeiapovanbjk;adkjkjjjjjjjealflkdandjgmk378nhfjf:Kdsbje;kfnkjaf;gajb;eeeyiouvpNKl...
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HI.
Anyway! Had fun with my friend. Did lots of fun stuff. However, my ears bled quite a bit due to her niece who is such an effing drama queen. SERIOUSLY. You tell this 2yr old "no" and she'll scream and wail like you took away her favorite stuffed animal. Every single time, too. Oye... Like I said, my ears bled 'cause I gave them a quarter to get Skittles at Walmart well, the niece wanted the ones off the floor and when my friend took her away from that spot, we were in the little area before getting into the store and sound echoes in there. So, yeah... BLEEDING. I not only said that but, "I'm awake now,"
Sheesh, I'm never EVER having kids. NEVER.
Computer was dead but came back to life! This was spooky... The other day I looked into my Compaq user folder and nothing was in there. NOTHING. Nothing but the folder of the new name I gave my 'puter. But I check back yesterday and IT WAS THERE. So I'm all, "WTF?!" literally had a spazz attack I was so excited and confused.
But, if it's not one thing, it's another. My stupid camera memory card is acting up now. It won't work unless I format it. And there's no way in hell I'm gonna do that unless I can figure out another way. Wuff why can't I get to you? I'd see if you can help since you have a lot more tech smarts and such than I do. x3x;; Urrff... Not only that, but I'd let ya mess around with my hair.
Did that come out wrong? Oh well. I'm kind of hyper.
HYPER. No more Pepsi for squirrel past 6PM... NO MORE. Take it all away! Give squirrel caffeine free soda for this late at night. xAx;;
FAIR WARNING... There WILL be random bursts of energy. And they will be intense at times. A lot of them might not be, but you never know with how much effing wrath fills me each and every day. Ooookay that one sounded wrong too. JEEZ. xO
What's wrong with the squirrel? What? I don't know, was hoping you could tell me. I already know EVERYTHING is wrong, tell me something I don't know! x.x; PWEEAAASEUUHH.
CHITTER! ....o.o Hiii... Hihi... DONE. BAAAIIIIIIIIhdmeiapovanbjk;adkjkjjjjjjjealflkdandjgmk378nhfjf:Kdsbje;kfnkjaf;gajb;eeeyiouvpNKl...
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Wednesday, September 16, 2009
>.< oh no hide your children Rica and Wolf are up late....
яic@ says:
Lol no kidding
stretches all fours and yawns
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
aww is the squirrel tuckering out
яic@ says:
tired chitter and a nod yuh
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
sticks you in wuff bed
яic@ says:
circles a couple times
pauses then circles some more
flops down and chitters
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
oh cheese I just got a mental image of you laying in wolf bed and me peering over with a large roll of duct tape
яic@ says:
Lmao
Oh boy
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says: Rica
one day you should sketch up a squirrel a wolf and a pie around a table playing poker using pixie stixs as the chips
яic@ says:
Hehe I'll write that down, it might get me back into the swing by giving me a challenge
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
with me around your drawing hand would hate me
яic@ says:
;^^ Probably after a while
I'd be laughing but my hand would be all rawr nooo give me a break raaaa
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
x.X this guy has 42 pet ferrets
umm ouchie costly bills for that one then
яic@ says:
o3x;
I can imagine that would be worth a lot
kneading the blankets before circling some more
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
one ferret alone cost 1200-1500 in a year
яic@ says:
Yea x.x
kneads fluffy tail before noming on it like a security blanket
then asks in a high alien/cute voice tell me a stowy
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
oh the things you could sketch out
once upon a time there was a magical pie tin stuck in stone
яic@ says:
Hehe
noms tail what happened to the pie tin?
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
nobody could pull it out the knights of the spork table tryed the villagers tried nobody could pull out this
pie tin in stone
яic@ says:
;3; that poor, poor pie tin...
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
>.> this is going in the blog
яic@ says:
Lmao yus
Some sort of prince going to pull out that pie tin?
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
oh you see dear squirrel there was this kid
that was the lacky for a large powerful knight
we shall call them aj
яic@ says:
noms tail again it's getting interesting where did this aj come from?
A land far far away in some oven of sorts?
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
yes we could say that
яic@ says:
om nom nom nom tell me more
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
little did this little aj know ....that fate would come upon them that day when they watched from the trees all these people trying to pull out this pie tin in stone
яic@ says:
Did anybody try to stop them? Squirrel ninjas mayhaps? Throwing their ninja acorn stars at them? nom nom
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
yes of course ninja squirrels guarded this shiny anybody not worthy of the upper class got ninja acorn stars thrown at them
maybe once in a while a egg or a mango
яic@ says:
Did they taste good? nom nom I crave eggs...but they don't crave me. x.x
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
no the egg was nearly rotting and the mango would be squishy
яic@ says:
Squishy... lol
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
anyways dearest Aj went to the pie tin in stone late one night while the squirrels where out collecting nuts in a brilliant flash of light there the AJ stood pie tin in hand
яic@ says:
circles on the blankets then curls up in her tail again and listens intently
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
maybe another time it seems to be bed time for a certain squirrel
яic@ says:
whimper oh okay
That's where this ended ...maybe the rest of this story shall be finished off one day by Rica and I but still hope everybody out there enjoyed this.
Lol no kidding
stretches all fours and yawns
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
aww is the squirrel tuckering out
яic@ says:
tired chitter and a nod yuh
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
sticks you in wuff bed
яic@ says:
circles a couple times
pauses then circles some more
flops down and chitters
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
oh cheese I just got a mental image of you laying in wolf bed and me peering over with a large roll of duct tape
яic@ says:
Lmao
Oh boy
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says: Rica
one day you should sketch up a squirrel a wolf and a pie around a table playing poker using pixie stixs as the chips
яic@ says:
Hehe I'll write that down, it might get me back into the swing by giving me a challenge
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
with me around your drawing hand would hate me
яic@ says:
;^^ Probably after a while
I'd be laughing but my hand would be all rawr nooo give me a break raaaa
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
x.X this guy has 42 pet ferrets
umm ouchie costly bills for that one then
яic@ says:
o3x;
I can imagine that would be worth a lot
kneading the blankets before circling some more
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
one ferret alone cost 1200-1500 in a year
яic@ says:
Yea x.x
kneads fluffy tail before noming on it like a security blanket
then asks in a high alien/cute voice tell me a stowy
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
oh the things you could sketch out
once upon a time there was a magical pie tin stuck in stone
яic@ says:
Hehe
noms tail what happened to the pie tin?
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
nobody could pull it out the knights of the spork table tryed the villagers tried nobody could pull out this
pie tin in stone
яic@ says:
;3; that poor, poor pie tin...
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
>.> this is going in the blog
яic@ says:
Lmao yus
Some sort of prince going to pull out that pie tin?
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
oh you see dear squirrel there was this kid
that was the lacky for a large powerful knight
we shall call them aj
яic@ says:
noms tail again it's getting interesting where did this aj come from?
A land far far away in some oven of sorts?
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
yes we could say that
яic@ says:
om nom nom nom tell me more
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
little did this little aj know ....that fate would come upon them that day when they watched from the trees all these people trying to pull out this pie tin in stone
яic@ says:
Did anybody try to stop them? Squirrel ninjas mayhaps? Throwing their ninja acorn stars at them? nom nom
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
yes of course ninja squirrels guarded this shiny anybody not worthy of the upper class got ninja acorn stars thrown at them
maybe once in a while a egg or a mango
яic@ says:
Did they taste good? nom nom I crave eggs...but they don't crave me. x.x
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
no the egg was nearly rotting and the mango would be squishy
яic@ says:
Squishy... lol
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
anyways dearest Aj went to the pie tin in stone late one night while the squirrels where out collecting nuts in a brilliant flash of light there the AJ stood pie tin in hand
яic@ says:
circles on the blankets then curls up in her tail again and listens intently
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
maybe another time it seems to be bed time for a certain squirrel
яic@ says:
whimper oh okay
That's where this ended ...maybe the rest of this story shall be finished off one day by Rica and I but still hope everybody out there enjoyed this.
Monday, September 14, 2009
ZOMGWTFBAWB...OMG!!
Don't ask about the bawb part. It was something my family and I came up with this past weekend at the Anime convention. Oh em gees it was AWESOME and FUN. But I'm practically 99.9% worn the fuck right out.
It's been about a week since I've posted, eh? I'M ALIVE MY RANDOM RATS! ...Yus. Might not feel like it, but my knee hurts from the Con so I know I'm alive. HURT. PAIN. AAHHURRRGH.
Wolf gave me a good idea, I should so, totally blog in vid. But, I don't post in Youtube. Don't know why. Don't know if I wanna. But, eh... SO... Umm, let's see... Curses, Facebook hasn't been prompting me that I have new messages from friendses and suches. DAAARRRUUUGH. Wow, random sounds. I have NO idea. NO IDEA.
I'll tell all about the convention if all want to hear. Otherwise, I'll just chatter about banter and chitter until I twitch and fall over.
MOO. Holy CRAP. I hate this! When someone in FB posts something, I can't type anywhere else. ANYWHERE. Else... Until I click on the FB IM a couple times. It irritates me... Especially when those are chattery and full of sugar hyperness. Oye, man... Amusing, BUT... BUM BUM BUUUUUM... I have no idea.
Let's see... Umm, what else... What else... GRR. I can't think of anything else. ;3; Oh well! Oh, oh! I has pictures! I need to take them off my camera and put them here somewhere. However... Those will be all the pictures I have. PERIOD.
Why?
'Cause this afternoon, I decided to wake my computer up from standby mode. Which... I realize, leaving it like that for four days isn't necessarily a good thing. So... It kept bitching at me, telling me a file was corrupt. SO... What I had to do in order to access ANYTHING in this computer was to do a system restore. Well, if I can recall... It backs up all the files.
NO IT DIDN'T.
It deleted EVERYTHING. I can't find anything I once had on this computer. Anywhere. NOWHERE. It's annoying and it has upset the squirrely wrath. Sigh... Oh well, right? I guess I should be thankful that I even have this bad boy up and running again. PHEW. I thought I was gonna be boned and out of a computer for a long, long time. Well, at least until I get a job or something.
Curse this economy!! ;3; So hard to find a fucking job these days... I've even tried at Walmart for crying out loud. But, have I gotten any calls back? NO. Have I gone in there a couple times asking about my app? YES. But do they get back to me?
...NO.
Bastards... Ass munching donkey ball sucking fucking butt monkeys! ...Wow, that was incredibly vibrant and such.
Anyway... I think I'm done now. Just thought I'd update to tell all the rats that I'm alive and well. NO CARS CAN HOLD ME DOWN! No matter how heavy and how soft the pavement is. THEY WILL NOT GET ME DOWN! o: BWAHAHAHAHA...chitter
Baibaichitter
It's been about a week since I've posted, eh? I'M ALIVE MY RANDOM RATS! ...Yus. Might not feel like it, but my knee hurts from the Con so I know I'm alive. HURT. PAIN. AAHHURRRGH.
Wolf gave me a good idea, I should so, totally blog in vid. But, I don't post in Youtube. Don't know why. Don't know if I wanna. But, eh... SO... Umm, let's see... Curses, Facebook hasn't been prompting me that I have new messages from friendses and suches. DAAARRRUUUGH. Wow, random sounds. I have NO idea. NO IDEA.
I'll tell all about the convention if all want to hear. Otherwise, I'll just chatter about banter and chitter until I twitch and fall over.
MOO. Holy CRAP. I hate this! When someone in FB posts something, I can't type anywhere else. ANYWHERE. Else... Until I click on the FB IM a couple times. It irritates me... Especially when those are chattery and full of sugar hyperness. Oye, man... Amusing, BUT... BUM BUM BUUUUUM... I have no idea.
Let's see... Umm, what else... What else... GRR. I can't think of anything else. ;3; Oh well! Oh, oh! I has pictures! I need to take them off my camera and put them here somewhere. However... Those will be all the pictures I have. PERIOD.
Why?
'Cause this afternoon, I decided to wake my computer up from standby mode. Which... I realize, leaving it like that for four days isn't necessarily a good thing. So... It kept bitching at me, telling me a file was corrupt. SO... What I had to do in order to access ANYTHING in this computer was to do a system restore. Well, if I can recall... It backs up all the files.
NO IT DIDN'T.
It deleted EVERYTHING. I can't find anything I once had on this computer. Anywhere. NOWHERE. It's annoying and it has upset the squirrely wrath. Sigh... Oh well, right? I guess I should be thankful that I even have this bad boy up and running again. PHEW. I thought I was gonna be boned and out of a computer for a long, long time. Well, at least until I get a job or something.
Curse this economy!! ;3; So hard to find a fucking job these days... I've even tried at Walmart for crying out loud. But, have I gotten any calls back? NO. Have I gone in there a couple times asking about my app? YES. But do they get back to me?
...NO.
Bastards... Ass munching donkey ball sucking fucking butt monkeys! ...Wow, that was incredibly vibrant and such.
Anyway... I think I'm done now. Just thought I'd update to tell all the rats that I'm alive and well. NO CARS CAN HOLD ME DOWN! No matter how heavy and how soft the pavement is. THEY WILL NOT GET ME DOWN! o: BWAHAHAHAHA...chitter
Baibaichitter
A Random Poem...
Too fast
Like a rabbit
Darting across the road
No time to stop
The tires screach
Hearts race
Two seconds too late
Sorrow in the air
Guilt and regret ensue
Another day
Another disaster
Put on the breaks
Get back in control
Like a rabbit
Darting across the road
No time to stop
The tires screach
Hearts race
Two seconds too late
Sorrow in the air
Guilt and regret ensue
Another day
Another disaster
Put on the breaks
Get back in control
*sniff... looks around sniffs* Is something burning?
No nothing is burning what's so every....I might have burnt a little fur on me x.x mostly the hair on top my head from to much thinking.
The wolf needs sleep it's 2 something in the AM
Sleep is a wonderful tool
but the wolf is cool
no I am not acting like a fool
RAWR I craves....chocolate cream pie how dare you deny me some good pie
doot diddly doot doot can't wait to get a tin full oh it can be quite sinful
To spork or not to spork for....what was the gnoming question again?
Moooohahhahahaha excellent the uber sour milk bombs are ready light them up and launch them with the cowtapult
.....now what was that smell >.> bad mayo and eggs?
funky at least wait....maybe it's rotting mango
aggghhhh fruit flies quick get the spray no....not olive oil I need bug spray
>.> fruit salad? from outter space !!!!!!
okay nearly 2:30 AM and I am rambling about nothing....like the contents of my stomach *shifty eyes* it be growling
oh rumbly grumbly be quiet stomach
Remember Sporks r us if we can't spork it you get 50% off on your next chance on the wheel of sporktune
that is all that is it.....I need to figure out a way to sleep before I leave even more weird ramblings
Spork you all later pssst don't let the mongoose mafia get ya *falls down trap door*
The wolf needs sleep it's 2 something in the AM
Sleep is a wonderful tool
but the wolf is cool
no I am not acting like a fool
RAWR I craves....chocolate cream pie how dare you deny me some good pie
doot diddly doot doot can't wait to get a tin full oh it can be quite sinful
To spork or not to spork for....what was the gnoming question again?
Moooohahhahahaha excellent the uber sour milk bombs are ready light them up and launch them with the cowtapult
.....now what was that smell >.> bad mayo and eggs?
funky at least wait....maybe it's rotting mango
aggghhhh fruit flies quick get the spray no....not olive oil I need bug spray
>.> fruit salad? from outter space !!!!!!
okay nearly 2:30 AM and I am rambling about nothing....like the contents of my stomach *shifty eyes* it be growling
oh rumbly grumbly be quiet stomach
Remember Sporks r us if we can't spork it you get 50% off on your next chance on the wheel of sporktune
that is all that is it.....I need to figure out a way to sleep before I leave even more weird ramblings
Spork you all later pssst don't let the mongoose mafia get ya *falls down trap door*
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Return of the Pyro Pie and the Mighty Caterwolf
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
*snarls and crust chomps you*
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
heheh
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
*grabs a hockey stick* hockey time
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
*pucks you around*
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
*lights hockey stick on fire*
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
*rawr turns in to caterwuff*
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
guess who buffed out on leaves
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
and I still like to eat pies * chompy chompy*
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
oh god...ahhhh
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
*sprays self and you down with bitter apple*
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
AHHH my eyes
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
x.x waaaa
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
squirms around then hoses you down
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
*jumps inside waterproof pastry box*
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
>.>builds a small fire under that
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
*snorts and leaks filling on it, smothering the flames*
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
ewww
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
bad pie how many times have I told you to not wet the tin
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
*grabs oven mitts and sticks you in time out oven*
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
*pouts and rocks around in tin pushing the door open*
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
*bounces away and hides under the fridge*
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
bad pie
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
*gets out broom and poke at you*
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
but but *whines*
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
but but nothing
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
arghhh watch where you poke that thing caterwolf!
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
x.x sorry
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
pushes you out
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
yay I'm free!
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
*looks at you cheekily*
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
*attempts to lures you into the shower with treats*
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
ignores the treats and curls up and watches you
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
x.x OWWWW
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
hot hot hot hot
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
holy shit
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
I don't think that thing was that fucking hot
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
yuck...what smells like burning fur?
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
I ended up laying my back against the power cord for the laptop
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
the lil battery pack on that is piping hot
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
bahaha the caterwolf has been defeated by a feeble machine...
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
rawr *bites your tin*
*snarls and crust chomps you*
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
heheh
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
*grabs a hockey stick* hockey time
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
*pucks you around*
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
*lights hockey stick on fire*
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
*rawr turns in to caterwuff*
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
guess who buffed out on leaves
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
and I still like to eat pies * chompy chompy*
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
oh god...ahhhh
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
*sprays self and you down with bitter apple*
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
AHHH my eyes
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
x.x waaaa
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
squirms around then hoses you down
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
*jumps inside waterproof pastry box*
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
>.>builds a small fire under that
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
*snorts and leaks filling on it, smothering the flames*
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
ewww
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
bad pie how many times have I told you to not wet the tin
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
*grabs oven mitts and sticks you in time out oven*
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
*pouts and rocks around in tin pushing the door open*
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
*bounces away and hides under the fridge*
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
bad pie
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
*gets out broom and poke at you*
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
but but *whines*
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
but but nothing
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
arghhh watch where you poke that thing caterwolf!
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
x.x sorry
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
pushes you out
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
yay I'm free!
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
*looks at you cheekily*
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
*attempts to lures you into the shower with treats*
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
ignores the treats and curls up and watches you
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
x.x OWWWW
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
hot hot hot hot
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
holy shit
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
I don't think that thing was that fucking hot
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
yuck...what smells like burning fur?
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
I ended up laying my back against the power cord for the laptop
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
the lil battery pack on that is piping hot
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
bahaha the caterwolf has been defeated by a feeble machine...
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
rawr *bites your tin*
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
MY TURN!!
Jump jump! Here I am the squirrely wrath, here to make your ears bleed and your brains fry and turn into brain goo!
I want to put some brain goo into a bowl, put some ice cream in it and suck it down in a giant crazy straw. I remember those... Those were awesome.
JUMPING ALL OVER, ALL OVER, ALL OVER THE WORLD.
Bounce, bounce! In retaliation to wuff's sour milk bombs--NUT CRACKERS OF DOOM!
THIS JUST IN: I've been dubbed Rica the queen of the noodles. Now, how did this come to pass, you may be wondering? I myself am wondering the very same... First, I was struck down violently by big thick beef'n noodles. 9 of them to be exact. I DIED. Bluntly, I DIED. I effing DIED. Then came back as the queen of noodles. WOW... What are we on?
NEWS FLASH! I've been suddenly stuffed into a freezer to stiffen up again because apparently I've become a very soggy soggy noodle. Okay, that's just... Odd. But, practically everything that comes out of my mouth is ODD.
I SHALL GET THE LOTION FROM THE UPPER DRAWER! ...HAHA. Sorry, that suddenly came back to me.
Uh-oh... Too much brain goo! I'm about to hurl up noodle! ...Okay, that one wasn't all that funny. Actually, it was gross. ;^^ Sorry.
"We~ are the no~odles, my fri~ends. And we~'ll keep on so~ggin'... 'Ti~ll the e~nd!"
Noodles are marching in two by four, they couldn't get through the bathroom door so they did it on the floor!
The noodles are coming to steal your brain meats and turn them into brain goo so they can use their giant crazy straws. KEEP THE ICE CREAM AWAY FROM THEM!! o:
I CRAVE... CRAVE... BRAAIIN MEEAATS! ...Okay, I'm done now. Burst of energy gone. Thanks for the random help wuff! I'm sure you'll probably get a kick out of it. Note to self: Don't drink Coke before 9PM... MY PIXIE STICKS! *hoards and hides in basement to sugar deal* My precious, precious pixie sticks... WE ARE UNITED ONCE AGAIN! <3
...o_O;
2+2=I R Quackers
What about ducks ....there is nothing wrong with being a little ducky at times.
So there fore I ratticus von cheesebottom shall now claim the status of duck...why a duck because we can fly and quack and ....now I am hungry for some duck.
Enough about the ducks do you dare laugh at me, I say not for I have the power of milk to toss at you
come on bessie shoot milk at them....no don't make butter....ewww nevermind sour milk bombs ahoy.
I hope this got some of you laughing for I can not sleep and this just a random post of moo evil
So there fore I ratticus von cheesebottom shall now claim the status of duck...why a duck because we can fly and quack and ....now I am hungry for some duck.
Enough about the ducks do you dare laugh at me, I say not for I have the power of milk to toss at you
come on bessie shoot milk at them....no don't make butter....ewww nevermind sour milk bombs ahoy.
I hope this got some of you laughing for I can not sleep and this just a random post of moo evil
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
ZOMGGG
Squirrel is no longer a dirty blonde. o: She dyed her hair black to accomidate her costume this weekend at the Anime convention. I've been going on about it, but the deed is done. Thank goodness it's only temporary. It lasts up to about 26 to 28 shampoos. And with how frequently I wash my oily hair, that shouldn't take very long lol. Good, 'cause it's only for the convention. Squirrel doesn't look all that spectacular in black hair lol
Just waiting for somebody to ask me if I'm trying to go emo or something. ;^^ Juuust waiting for it. I'm sure somebody, one of these days (after seeing my profile picture in Facebook) will ask that.
I'm one of those black squirrels now! With the little tufts of fur on the tips of their ears? So, so cute! Nah, I'm still regular hyperactive squirrely wrath, I just got it temporarily dyed. :3
Anyway, that's it for the updates. WOO! Hyper... x3x;
Mommy she beat me up!
scratches at the pie crust then floofs squirrel tail
1:43amAlana
sporks
1:48amRica
ow
1:48amAlana
oopsie sorry I didn't mean to poke you in the eye there
1:53amRica
rubs eye
1:58amAlana
tosses you an icepack for it
1:59amRica
dodges but gets hit in the head with it x3x;
1:59amAlana
oh noez!
gets you advil
2:00amRica
chews
2:01amAlana
careful it's the liquid stuff
it tastes very nasty if it pops in your mouth
2:02amRica
slowly stops chewing then noms it down HACK ahh
2:04amAlana
uh oh
grabs slurpee
2:12amRica
nom
2:13amAlana
rawr ah crap that weasn't a slurpee...that was my spare filling!
2:14amRica
pauses then opens her mouth letting her tongue lap out then hacks again
2:15amAlana
bounces and grabs water then accidentally spills it on you
2:16amRica
is now wet with her tongue hanging out Ehh...
2:17amAlana
I'm soo sowwie
2:17amRica
scoot scoot scoot...scoot...SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE
2:17amAlana
wraps you in a towel and gets you a sippy cup full of chocolate milk
2:18amRica
shake shake squeak Blanket! rolls on it
Alana
ooo yay!
throws some cheese in for the rats
2:35amRica
Nom cheeeeeese
2:35amAlana
crackers?
2:35amRica
And wine
NOM
Cheese, crackers and wine
Tipsy rats
2:35amAlana
yummy
2:35amRica
With some snacks
Alana
uh oh tipsy rats=cheesy trouble
Rica
Yus, very
*BURP* That's all I gotta say. :P
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
A somewhat intelligent conversation (with one of my non-rat creatures of epic proportion :P)
Garth
"Ello
Alana
yooo
sup?
Garth
not much had my last Cigarillo last night so no more smoking for me anymore
Alana
awe man that sucks haha
just don't get all grouchy on us
Garth
lol I'm pretty good at keeping myself in control.
stupid Ice cream truck!
Alana
haha that's good
Garth
it's almost 9
Alana
lol who wants ice cream this late? it's time for beer dangit!
they should have a beer truck
Garth
that's what I always say
Alana
haha it's very true though...image the big bucks one could make by doing that
Garth
it double as exercise for American's, they'd hear it and then chase after it while it continues driving too the liquor store lol
Alana
bahaha it's an instant solution to the obesity problem!
Garth
yep and make's 'em have to walk twice for their alcohol, no shirt no service lol
Alana
rofl I'm just envisioning a line of drunken idiots with no shirts trailing after a little white truck playing beer anthems
Garth
lol
I'd love the job of driving one of those/ owning the company
Alana
you could start up a new business
but first you'd have to question the legality of such an operation...
Garth
The law would have to be changed first though because you can't sell Liquor in public, it has too be behind closed doors.
Alana
yeah very true...unless you just called it "root beer" lol
or had like designated spots where you could sell it
Garth
yeah "as long as I'm in the back alley's it's fine , park it in they're garages to sell it to them lol
Alana
haha that works, pretty much door to door liquor service
or park like a block away so they'd still have to do some walking
Garth
lol, it would make so much f***ing money it'd be ridiculous 2 truck's one year could accumulate over 400 million $
Alana
I know like holy fuck if you think about it, people are so god damn lazy that they'd be willing to pay a large delivery fee to avoid spending too much time away from their couches
Garth
no I've noticed the delivery fee for booze is moot, 'cause people would rather walk walk then pay delivery fees to the cab company's that'll pick up your booze for you
Alana
hmm well maybe you'd have to turn it into some sort of novelty so that people will be willing to pay to see this thing, like deliver it all in blow-up coolers or something haha
Garth
offer the lowest price's in town with the widest range of selection, everyone will forgo going to other liquor store's and await your arrival
Alana
lol yeah low prices=more demand which=more money made
Garth
exactly
"Ello
Alana
yooo
sup?
Garth
not much had my last Cigarillo last night so no more smoking for me anymore
Alana
awe man that sucks haha
just don't get all grouchy on us
Garth
lol I'm pretty good at keeping myself in control.
stupid Ice cream truck!
Alana
haha that's good
Garth
it's almost 9
Alana
lol who wants ice cream this late? it's time for beer dangit!
they should have a beer truck
Garth
that's what I always say
Alana
haha it's very true though...image the big bucks one could make by doing that
Garth
it double as exercise for American's, they'd hear it and then chase after it while it continues driving too the liquor store lol
Alana
bahaha it's an instant solution to the obesity problem!
Garth
yep and make's 'em have to walk twice for their alcohol, no shirt no service lol
Alana
rofl I'm just envisioning a line of drunken idiots with no shirts trailing after a little white truck playing beer anthems
Garth
lol
I'd love the job of driving one of those/ owning the company
Alana
you could start up a new business
but first you'd have to question the legality of such an operation...
Garth
The law would have to be changed first though because you can't sell Liquor in public, it has too be behind closed doors.
Alana
yeah very true...unless you just called it "root beer" lol
or had like designated spots where you could sell it
Garth
yeah "as long as I'm in the back alley's it's fine , park it in they're garages to sell it to them lol
Alana
haha that works, pretty much door to door liquor service
or park like a block away so they'd still have to do some walking
Garth
lol, it would make so much f***ing money it'd be ridiculous 2 truck's one year could accumulate over 400 million $
Alana
I know like holy fuck if you think about it, people are so god damn lazy that they'd be willing to pay a large delivery fee to avoid spending too much time away from their couches
Garth
no I've noticed the delivery fee for booze is moot, 'cause people would rather walk walk then pay delivery fees to the cab company's that'll pick up your booze for you
Alana
hmm well maybe you'd have to turn it into some sort of novelty so that people will be willing to pay to see this thing, like deliver it all in blow-up coolers or something haha
Garth
offer the lowest price's in town with the widest range of selection, everyone will forgo going to other liquor store's and await your arrival
Alana
lol yeah low prices=more demand which=more money made
Garth
exactly
Squishy romance...ewwy *wrinkles crust*
So you ever notice how you always laugh at somebody who head over heels for somebody else and is always getting upset and doing the silliest thing? It looks pretty farkin ridiculous, right? Well in the end it isn't because it will eventually happen to you and then you will see how terrible it actually feels.
Love is a strange thing. It can get even the strongest of all people blindsided and down on their hands and knees. It catches them completely off guard and before they know it, here they are with their lives and feelings revolving around one single indivdual. Not saying that this thing we call love is a bad thing, there are just many, many complications that come with it.
I never thought it would happen to me and now here I am caught up in this whirlwind of emotions with a big mess on my hands to deal with.
Blargh oh silly pie...why must you get yourself into these situations...
Love is a strange thing. It can get even the strongest of all people blindsided and down on their hands and knees. It catches them completely off guard and before they know it, here they are with their lives and feelings revolving around one single indivdual. Not saying that this thing we call love is a bad thing, there are just many, many complications that come with it.
I never thought it would happen to me and now here I am caught up in this whirlwind of emotions with a big mess on my hands to deal with.
Blargh oh silly pie...why must you get yourself into these situations...
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