MY TURN!!

Jump jump! Here I am the squirrely wrath, here to make your ears bleed and your brains fry and turn into brain goo!

I want to put some brain goo into a bowl, put some ice cream in it and suck it down in a giant crazy straw. I remember those... Those were awesome.

JUMPING ALL OVER, ALL OVER, ALL OVER THE WORLD.

Bounce, bounce! In retaliation to wuff's sour milk bombs--NUT CRACKERS OF DOOM!

THIS JUST IN: I've been dubbed Rica the queen of the noodles. Now, how did this come to pass, you may be wondering? I myself am wondering the very same... First, I was struck down violently by big thick beef'n noodles. 9 of them to be exact. I DIED. Bluntly, I DIED. I effing DIED. Then came back as the queen of noodles. WOW... What are we on?

NEWS FLASH! I've been suddenly stuffed into a freezer to stiffen up again because apparently I've become a very soggy soggy noodle. Okay, that's just... Odd. But, practically everything that comes out of my mouth is ODD.

I SHALL GET THE LOTION FROM THE UPPER DRAWER! ...HAHA. Sorry, that suddenly came back to me.

Uh-oh... Too much brain goo! I'm about to hurl up noodle! ...Okay, that one wasn't all that funny. Actually, it was gross. ;^^ Sorry.

"We~ are the no~odles, my fri~ends. And we~'ll keep on so~ggin'... 'Ti~ll the e~nd!"

Noodles are marching in two by four, they couldn't get through the bathroom door so they did it on the floor!

The noodles are coming to steal your brain meats and turn them into brain goo so they can use their giant crazy straws. KEEP THE ICE CREAM AWAY FROM THEM!! o:

I CRAVE... CRAVE... BRAAIIN MEEAATS! ...Okay, I'm done now. Burst of energy gone. Thanks for the random help wuff! I'm sure you'll probably get a kick out of it. Note to self: Don't drink Coke before 9PM... MY PIXIE STICKS! *hoards and hides in basement to sugar deal* My precious, precious pixie sticks... WE ARE UNITED ONCE AGAIN! <3

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