A somewhat intelligent conversation (with one of my non-rat creatures of epic proportion :P)

Garth
"Ello
Alana
yooo
sup?
Garth
not much had my last Cigarillo last night so no more smoking for me anymore
Alana
awe man that sucks haha
just don't get all grouchy on us
Garth
lol I'm pretty good at keeping myself in control.
stupid Ice cream truck!
Alana
haha that's good
Garth
it's almost 9
Alana
lol who wants ice cream this late? it's time for beer dangit!
they should have a beer truck
Garth
that's what I always say
Alana
haha it's very true though...image the big bucks one could make by doing that
Garth
it double as exercise for American's, they'd hear it and then chase after it while it continues driving too the liquor store lol
Alana
bahaha it's an instant solution to the obesity problem!
Garth
yep and make's 'em have to walk twice for their alcohol, no shirt no service lol
Alana
rofl I'm just envisioning a line of drunken idiots with no shirts trailing after a little white truck playing beer anthems
Garth
lol
I'd love the job of driving one of those/ owning the company
Alana
you could start up a new business
but first you'd have to question the legality of such an operation...
Garth
The law would have to be changed first though because you can't sell Liquor in public, it has too be behind closed doors.
Alana
yeah very true...unless you just called it "root beer" lol
or had like designated spots where you could sell it
Garth
yeah "as long as I'm in the back alley's it's fine , park it in they're garages to sell it to them lol
Alana
haha that works, pretty much door to door liquor service
or park like a block away so they'd still have to do some walking
Garth
lol, it would make so much f***ing money it'd be ridiculous 2 truck's one year could accumulate over 400 million $
Alana
I know like holy fuck if you think about it, people are so god damn lazy that they'd be willing to pay a large delivery fee to avoid spending too much time away from their couches
Garth
no I've noticed the delivery fee for booze is moot, 'cause people would rather walk walk then pay delivery fees to the cab company's that'll pick up your booze for you
Alana
hmm well maybe you'd have to turn it into some sort of novelty so that people will be willing to pay to see this thing, like deliver it all in blow-up coolers or something haha
Garth
offer the lowest price's in town with the widest range of selection, everyone will forgo going to other liquor store's and await your arrival
Alana
lol yeah low prices=more demand which=more money made
Garth
exactly