Update from the pie

Hello there and season's greetings fellow rats. I the pie am getting ready for the holidays and let me tell ya, it has not been easy. The past week at school really took it's toll. I'm glad I stayed with it though and didn't give up. Although I got very, very close to breaking, I managed to pull through losing only minimal amounts of filling. Yes the pie is ok, still alive and well. The other night, the pie had the most fun it's had in quite a long time. That will not soon be forgotten :D. Oh and if you want to see the fruit of pie labour, check out http://www.ajsnowbored.webs.com/. This is the website that nearly made the aj completely lose it. Will not go into detail there as it will probably make you want to spork your eyes out...blast that vile evil whatever it was that was stopping this thing from working properly.

But now on to a more severe problem...the pie has failed to do any christmas shopping this year! Ahhh what is a broke pie to do when it doesn't even have any money to buy presents for it's family and homies? I feel so bad that I don't have any gifts to give this year :( The only gift I do infact have is love and christmas spirit. I have told my friends this year that I do not wish to recieve any gifts cos honestly, I have pretty much everything that a pie would ever need. I have my guitar, my fish, my music and family and friends. That's all that really matters. Everything else is just stuff and is of little importance. The only thing that the pie does want though is a furry little friend. That will come with time though when I manage to find myself a steady job and have saved up enough. In leu of getting me gifts this year, I want my friends to help out animals in need and donate something to the SPCA in the true spirit of christmas.

This year as part of christmas celebrations, members of the rat crew and a few others have decided to do something very special to help out and give back to the community. Tomorrow, we are going to get together and go to the pet store and buy supplies to donate to the Humane Society. To a pie who loves animals so much and cares so much, this is probably the best thing to do to celebrate christmas. Afterall, the true meaning of christmas is giving and the best gift you can give is hope to those who need it most, no matter if they have two legs or four and if they have fur or scales or feathers.

The next few days to follow will be filled with advetures and yes, mass candycane bombings and perhaps a...transmas? The pie only wishes that a certain special little creature could join us. But even though she won't be here in person, she'll be here with us in spirit :). Hope everybody has a wonderful joyful holiday, no matter what you want to call it. The pie loves you all and hope you all have a great time.

Now then, the pie has things that it should be doing right now, so I'll leave you with this note and be sporking on my merry way...

Ohhhh...We wish you a Merry Ratmas
We wish you a Merry Ratmas
We wish you a Merry Ratmas and a Sporking New Year.

Good gnomings we bring to you and your toast
Good gnomings for Ratmas and wish you good cheer.

Zach wrote it - I inspired it

Find the happiness in life
Find comfort in love
Finding joy in beauty
Find honor from courage
Finding hope of safety
Find the fun of strength
and find the pleasure of lust

Tis the season for some de gnoming....okay anyways ...

Away in a sewer,
No cheese for their crew
The little Lord ratitcus
sporked down there evil plan

The mayonegg declared look up at the sky
the crew looked and...
little lord ratitcus said
asleep on the mango again

The humans are screaming
The poor humans are looking
But little Lord ratitcus
said what never seen a talking rat before?

Lord ratitcus gathered up the humans
pointed to the pie
and said may I have some for me and my crew,
for we have nothing left down in the sewers

but lord ratiscus the human said
why the pie
silly human
thats a rat pie

the plan was done
the pie was in tender care
but through it all we forgot the cheese
dang it well try again next year
but for now we remain away in our sewer


oh yes this is the wolf hiding in the rat crew again for I am Sir ratitcus bitus sporkamaxius

reason we say sir is because madam just sounds to fruity

Spork the walls with loads of cheese,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
gnomes the season to be ratty,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

spork on the walls now our rat apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
gnome the spam time carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

See the blazing pie before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
spork the mayonegg and join the mango.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Follow me in wolfy pleasure get your mind out the gutter,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While I tell of wolf time adventure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

paste away the old year masses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail in the new rats and masses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.


spork we all deems it, all rats together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
sporkless of the sewers and humans,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Ode to RENT

Firstly, the vocalists in rent actually believe in what they are singing. They put their everything into it; it makes the biggest difference. FOR EXAMPLE-- AMERICAN IDOL VERSION: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Youzr-9otfs

VS REAL ONE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8iTeDl_Wug&feature=related

Oh, the main characters are Mimi (the stripped at an S&M club – she has HIV/AIDS, is determined to get Rodger{ends up dating him/falling in love with him}), Rodger (a musician with a troubled past – had HIV/AIDS – no job – depressed until he meets Mimi and finally lets himself fall in love with her), Mark (the film maker – no job – the ex of Maureen who is now dating Joanne), Joanne (Maureen’s new lesbian lover – they break up and then get back together. Is a lawyer.) Maureen (the bi girl – Mark’s ex – drama queen – holds a protest against Benny), Benny ( the ex roomie of Mark, Maureen, Collins – now a rich ass who is wanting to tear down tent city {tent city it where all the homeless people find shelter and live} to build a cyber studio. Maureen’s protest against this is what provokes Benny to ask for the entire years rent all at once), Collins (black guy, has HIV/AIDS – falls in love with Angel), Angel (the drag queen and one of the most powerful characters. She brings everyone together. She has HIV/AIDS.)
The first song in the MOVIE rent (since there are fewer song in the movie version than Broadway version) is called, seasons of love (you heard that one). It is about the different ways some people could measure a year, for example, 525600 minutes, report cards, cups of coffee, in laughter or strife...Or, in love. The different seasons, types of love. Even the 525600 minutes has a meaning as well. They say that each minute can be a completely different experience and having meaning. It is also saying, that that would be one of the best ways to go about life – seeing love, feeling love.
The second song is based on paying “last year’s rent” and how that affects them. “Last year’s rent” is literally the fact that their old roomie got rich, promised them free rent, and then took back that promise (they live the bohemian life, so money is like, a no go). But how it affects them makes them glaze over their lives a bit. The song describes it better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDKtJJ9pouA (crappy quality)
THREE MOST IMPORTANT CHARACTERS:
Ok, more on Rodger. His last girlfriend died of HIV/AIDS, which they both got from their drug addiction. He was in love with her, and when she died, his talent did to. He blames himself for her death, he never smiles, until he meets Mimi. He has been a year free of drugs when he meets Mimi.
Mimi – She brings light back into Rodgers life. But, it takes him awhile to push through his pain and let himself take another stab at love. She first gets his attention by going up to his door (they both live in the same apartment, that of Benny’s *he shut off all of the power due to the lack of rent*)asking him to light her candle; which she keeps blowing out so she can stay with him. He then ends up telling her his ex girl friend died by mentioning that she looks familer and she is like “who is she?”, so he is like “her name was April, she died”. At one point, she looks like she is going to leave, but then she realizes her drugs went missing somewhere in Rodger/Mark’s flat. So, that is when Rodger finds out she is a druggie. Rodger finds her stash on the ground, and hides it from her, but she notices that he did so, when he obviously tries to keep it away from her, she flirts her way into getting it back. After that, she interrupts him when he is all alone, trying to come up with any sort of song, and goes ape shit and demands she leave and tells her “if you’re looking for romance, come back another day”. Her response (since she knows his ex died) she tells him “
“The Heart May Freeze Or It Can BurnThe Pain Will Ease If I Can LearnThere Is No FutureThere Is No PastI Live This MomentAs My LastThere's Only UsThere's Only ThisForget RegretOr Life Is Yours To MissNo Other RoadNo Other WayNo Day But Today”
SONG THIS LINE IS FROM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzuJp2tHstg
The meaning of this line comes up often.
Her and Rodger end up breaking up because, she tried to quit drugs for him, and then relapsed, which for him was the last straw; and left her. After that, she ended up just getting more and more sick. By the time Rodger realized he was being a dumb ass, and came back from Santa Fe to find her and apologize – she had run away, and quit drugs by herself, and was living on the streets. Maureen and Joanne found her, nearly dead, and brought her back to Rodger/Mark’s place (ALL OF THIS OCCURED AFTER ANGEL DIED). Rodger FINALLY made a song when he was away from Mimi, about how much he loved Mimi. When he was singing it to her, she died (for a bit)...Rodger called out her name, and then, after a few moments, she can back to life and said that she saw Angel, and that Angel told her to come back and listen to Rodger’s song.
Angel – Angel is just amazing. She brings everyone together and is fully into supporting everyone around her. Her first song she sings “today for you, tomorrow for me”. She always puts others before her. She, in the end, dies of HIV/AIDS. The only one in the story who ends up doing so. She and Collins fall in love.
A way the meaning of RENT can be defined is that, love is the most important thing, and that you should not waste a single moment of your life by regretting the bad shit you’ve done – the bad crap that has happened, but to learn from it. “No day but today” to do anything but live. You can’t live in the past, and you can’t live in the future. Love who you are, love what you have, love those around you.

Interesting fact...many of Jonathan Larson’s (the creator of rent) friends had/have AIDS. He also died right before rent made it to Broadway. It was in production and ready to go, but he died before his dream fully came true. Also, rent is the longest running Broadway play!!

C'mon rats, let's get in the spirit of Xmas!

Dashing through the snow
In a one gnome open sleigh
O'er the streets we go
Rockin’ all the way
AC/DC songs play
Making rat spirits bright
How cheesy it is to dook and sing
A ferret song tonight

Oh, jingle sporks, jingle sporks
Sporking all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one gnome open sleigh
Oh, jingle sporks, jingle sporks
Sporking all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one gnome open sleigh

A day or two ago
I thought I’d eat some cheese
And soon I figured out
That I was about to sneeze
For the cheese had a funny smell
I thought it came from hell
Then I looked under the tree
And saw that it wasn’t for me

Oh, jingle sporks, jingle sporks
Sporking all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one gnome open sleigh
Jingle sporks, jingle sporks
Sporking all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one gnome open sleigh, Yay!

To do: Sort life out.

The AJ has been doing some major thinking and feels that it really needs a major change in it's life, and it means MAJOR. AJs are curious creatures who have a never-ending lust for adventure. AJs get very bored very quickly if they are stuck doing the exact same thing day after day. AJs cannot sit and waste their lives away in front of the computer. AJs cannot lay around the house and eat socks and let their minds wallow away into nothing. If they do, then extreme boredom sets in and they become very destructive to themselves and the people around them. AJs need to be out and about discovering new things and engaging in new adventures. That way, they can keep their over active minds stimulated and not have any time to start thinking of any "funny buisness."

But there is one major road block for the AJ in doing so. For you see, AJs are not very social creatures and are afraid of most people. No they are not anti-social, infact they love talking to other creatures of their own type who respect them and love them for who they are. AJs love Wolves, Mangos, Mayoneggs, Shenaniganz, Sarwuhs, just to name a few. Sad thing is is there are very few people out there who are that fond of AJs. Many people consider them annoying pests and buy special AJ repellant just to get rid of them.

Do dee do, Time for a Rat Review!

As many of you fellow rats already know, the pie here was lucky enough to attend a very, very special concert over the weekend. Now this was no ordinary everyday concert like the ones the pie goes to on a weekly basis, this was a once in a lifetime opportunity. None other than the pie's lifelong rock 'n roll heros... *drumroll* AC/DC!!!

Now since I'm writing this review a few days late, it won't be as detailed as I would like it to be. I'll try my best though to rack my brain and dig into every last corner of my memory. I know that I am probably one of the luckiest people on earth to actually have attended this concert. This was probablty the most sought after event in many years. When tickets for it were released on Ticketmaster, within 4 minutes they were all gone. My dad ended up have to go on eBay to buy us tickets for several times their original value. He didn't seem to care though about the price. He was ecstatic that we were actually going. He was probably more excited than I was!

When we got to GM place that night, we were such keeners that we were there an hour and a half before the doors even opened. We didn't care though or even seem to notice the conditions outside. It was pooring rain and fucking windy and freezing as hell, but nobody could even give a damn. We were all caught up in anticipation of what was about to come. When we got inside the building, it was nothing short of total chaos. Everybody was rushing to the merch booth to be the first get their hands on one of AC/DC's legendary concerts shirts. Red light-up devil horns were also a big hit with the crowd. I didn't fully understand why until the lights went down in the stadium and in the darkness was a sea of blinking red lights.

The show started off with Irish openers "The Answer." They had a raw rock 'n roll sound which of course, resembled that of AC/DC's. After their half-hour set, the crowd really started to get wild. Drunken shouts of AC fuckin' DC could be heard throughout. After what seemed like an eternity well for me anyways, ahh bless the impatient teenage mind, it was really happening. The crowd rose to their feet. The TV screens played a short animated clip featuring hot chicks hijacking an AC/DC train and causing it to overheat and overspeed. Then just as the train was about to crash, and explosion of fireworks went off and behind the smoke and fury, a full sized model locomotive was revealed. And all 5 members of the band appeared from behind it.

They immediatelly started rippin' into everly catchy Rock 'n Roll train and I was in complete awe of the whole scene. I've watched many AC/DC live DVD's before, but actually seeing them in real life is a completely different story. I was blown away in ways that I never have been before. To see Angus Young start shredding and bouncing around on stage truely was something, epecially for a man his age. Especially for all members of AC/DC. I find it spectacular how they are still rocking today just as hard as they were 20 or so years ago.

Now there's just something special about AC/DC shows. Although you can predict and you know exactly what's coming next, it doesn't make the show dissapointing at all. Infact, it just enhances the thrills of it all. You know that Angus Young is going to do his infamous strip tease and show off his ancient AC/DC boxers. You know that Brian Johnson is going to swing from the giant church bell during Hells Bells. And you know that a huge blow-up doll, bearing excessively large umm cleavage, is going to appear out of nowhere for Whole Lotta Rosie. But yet there's just something that seems almost comforting and very thrilling at the same time in this very simple, yet powerful formula.

The show concluded with an encore of Highway to Hell, which featured lots of spectacular pyrotechnics, and in which Angus Young donned his famous red devil horns. Since Highway to Hell is my personal favourite AC/DC song, this was one of the highest points in the show for me. Their last song, For Those About To Rock, was probably one of the best ways to end such an epic show. With the boom of the real cannons and the "We Salute You!" I don't think there could have been a better way in ending such an epic night. This is one night that I will definately never forget. It was truely a once in a lifetime experince.

When it comes to rockin' out hard and thrilling fans, AC/DC sure know what they're doing. They are something that almost everybody loves and they will never get old. I predict that my kids will still be listening to AC/DC and I will beable to tell them that I was lucky enough to see them live in concert when I was 17.

Now then, without further adue...Rock'n Roll ain't noise pollution, Rock 'n Roll ain't gonna die!

brownie points

firstly, this is a LOL, so much of a LOL that it is going into both of my blogs (rad rats and my personal one)

Brownie points.

So, at lunch, Isaac, Katie, Me and Zach were talking and the topic of earing brownie points came up. Zach was like "what would a brownie point earn me?"

KATIE: "100 get you a kiss, 150 get you a kiss with toung, 500 gets you second base, 5000 get you 3rd base and a diamond with a white gold band gets you a mother-in-law"

ZACH and ISAAC: "wow you guys are expensive!"

JUST ISAAC: "with my girl friend 50 brownie points gets me 3rd base"

ME: "Wait, katie!! for me 50 brownie points gets a kiss, 100 get a kiss with toung, 150 get you second base, 3rd base is still 5000+ and LOL AT THE MOTHING-IN-LAW"

KATIE: "it's true though!!!"

this is nearly word for word. think it's funny now? shoulda been there!!

BTW I AM DATING ZACH :)

Good morbraining....everybody taken from my blog enjoy

ps it's been majorly edited

Natalie is at the cemetery attempting to resurrect people to build up my zombie army. Oooh, maybe I'll find a cute zombie lesbian girl friend while I'm at it...

Nat at 5:15am November 29
Wait, is is necrophilia if the girl is the living dead? She is living, kinda? *Ponders, and wonders if vampires, another of the living dead, is necrophilia as well.* *reconsiders* Maybe I should just find a living lesbian girl friend, eh? Although, a vampire gf could be sweet; I don't mind the taste of blood. *evil grins*

Wolf at 5:18am November 29
nat....lay back and crack open a cold....but yes go ...and find those zombies but do find a living gf a zombie lesbian girlfriend would totally eat you out but in the wrong way, said zombie girl would eat your brains out so there for find a living one it be much better lol

Natat 5:20am November 29
yeah... i guess with a zombie gf when I ask her to eat me out, she's go for my brains, and not my ****. Besides, the zombie gf would probably be a dead lay. (sorry, I couldn't help myself with that bad joke. ha!)

Wolf at 5:24am November 29
rofl okay lets put into thought here...Zombie gf eats out your brains instead of your vaja....living does eat you out the right way

zombie gf i agree total dead lay

real gf could be a dead lay if they are sleeping

zombie gf things maggots equal I love you

real gf makes a effort to make you feel special

zombie gf speaks weird for example...*grunt grunt braaaaainnnnns*

in choice bring on the zombie army but in turn zombie army find nat a real gf


Nat at 5:26am November 29
totally. I agree. zombie lez not so good of an idea.

Nat at 5:27am November 29
nom, nom, nom... brain muffins!? o_0

Nat at 5:28am November 29
hum, what happens if my army of zombies are vegetarians? It would be a disaster for wheat fields everywhere! "Ummm, grains!"

Wolf at 5:29am November 29
those poor farmers

Wolf at 5:36am November 29
hmm sexy bodies and umm tofu carved heads

Natat 5:42am November 29
yes! Perhaps we can make a zombie dating site? zHarmony (z for zombie, duh!) And a zombie trading site -- we shall call it eBrain. And fast food chains, called McBrains, Zombie Queen and Brain King. *sings* "Duh-duh-ta-da, I'm eating you!"

Nat at 5:50am November 29
all i want for Zombiemas is an iBrain.

Wolf at 5:50am November 29
silly gnomes brains are for zombies

Nat at 5:52am November 29
those damn gnomes are always after my lucky brains!

Wolf at 5:53am November 29
frosted brains there ......grrrrrrreat

Nat at 5:56am November 29
Two scoops of raisins in a box of killoggs raisin brains!

Wolf at 5:59am November 29
count brainchula

Nat at 6:07am November 29
hum, we should have a brainbook, or a facebrain... brainberry's, and brain bucks. Maxwell brains, *sings* "there's nothing like waking up, to brain in your cup!" Brainogle for your interbrain/brainweb searching needs. We shall rename Canada to Canbrainada and the USA to the United States of Brains! the UK will be the UB (United Brains). Ode to our zombie nations. Zombie Power!

Wolf at 6:15am November 29
O canbrainada!
Our gnome and sportive land!
True patriot love in all thy sporks command.

With zombie hearts we see thee rise,
The True zombie strong and free!

From far and wide,
O canbrainada, we nom on brains for thee.

God keep our land brainless and free!
O canbrainada, we nom on brains for thee.

O canbrainada, we nom on brains for thee

Speaking of cheese....

All hail Sir Ratacus Stinkrottcuss Cheese!....yep thats me shhh what do you say a wolf among mere rats you say.

No cause the aj is a .....*drum roll*.....Rat pie butterfly

and somehow im a wolf rat now woot I am so the fuzzy transformer that can turn into a rat is that not grand everybody.

now then we are the ones nobody has ever thought to give the chance to be known

We are students

We are friends among many

we have been bullied

we have been shot down by the views of society

We are the proud rats of the rat crew hiding so far down into the underground voicing our words...let them be silly or crazy ranter banter like the mad hatter.


So there for after a long chat with the aj who is now a butterfly pie yes we have figured out what kind of pie aj is.

and then we have a egg somewhere in here and a mango...

but it has been written in the books of the umm rat gods?

now you see why mere judgement these days holds nothing get to know a person for what they are for there personality not there looks


no way

yes somehow we went from a rambling rat crew full of crazy to a crazy rat crew with a voice shouting out among the underground we are who we are and damn proud....now aj back to the stinky cheese talk

The Stinky Cheese Theory.

So we are rats who love stinky cheese. We like to eat it and we are much like it ourselves. We also go well with some fine wine and gourmet biscuits.

You see now the reason why us rats are so much like stinky cheese has to do with the way the world views rats. When people see a rat walkin’ down the street, they think “Eww omg, it’s a rat! Run away! Call an exterminator!” But the people who actually know us rats know that we are kind, gentle creatures who would not hurt a gnome fly.

Now back to the stinky cheese. Of course stinky cheese well...it freakin’ stinks and it looks like a rotting crumpet carcass. Upon first encounter, you probably wouldn’t want to come within 10 metres of it. You would probably never even dream of letting it get anywhere near your mouth or nose for that matter. But if you have actually tried it before, you know that is in fact incredibly delicious. So scrumptious indeed that you will start eating your pillow in your sleep thinking that it is stinky cheese and you will wake up drooling with disappointment and a fuzz-filled mouth. Alas, you have discovered one of the most secretly delectable foods on earth.

Now us rats are quite often misunderstood in life. People seem to view us as evil, demon creatures who how come from the depths of the sewers to destroy the earth. They seem to think that all we want to do is start a ruckus and eat every food item in your fridge and destroy your bathroom by digging our claws into the wall. This is very wrong indeed. For you see, we will be the ones who will someday change the world for the better. We will teach lessons of love, loyalty and respect. We will make your lives a joy.

Next time you see a rat on the street, don’t turn in the opposite direction. Walk up to it and offer it a lovely block of stinky cheese. You’ll be glad you did.

Rawr, rawr, all hail Sir Ratacus Stinkrottcuss Cheese!

Time for a special wolf Ac/dc moment...turkey and random editon...

All you women who want a Turkey of the street But you don't know which way you wanna turn Just keep a coming and put your hand out to me 'Cause I'm the one who's gonna make you make you burn i'm gonna gobble you down down down down
so don't fool around im gonna stuff it stuff it pull the trigger shoot to thrill play to kill



now then one to dirty deeds done dirt cheap or.....


If your having trouble stuffing that turkey and he's giving you the blues and you want to graduate to bigger turkeys heres what you gotta do
pick up the phone tell mom your all alone and you need help stuffing this slaver of a turkey cause it's a life of crime stuffing turkeys done dirt cheap



okay enough of the little parts pulled from the songs time for big jack...or...fill in the blank


The gnome is a burning
turkey' up and down the line
The pot is getting ready
He's been sporking it so hard
When it comes to nomming'
Big turk is on his way
spork of sparkisfaction
His gnome is going on

I'm like a bad sporkender
Smoking holy stuffing
He's a big gnometender

Look out for turk
He's on his way
Big turk
Big turk
You know it's only sporkanal
He gets you up to mongooses
Big turk
Big turk
You've spork a gnomeputation
You really got the cat
Big turk
Big turk
He sporked that he's the only one
Who got a full belly
Big turke
Look out turk
He's always sporking at your back

You never leave a dollar
sporking up the balls
You like to spork it on fast
Back there sporking tall
When he sporks the siren
He's gonna put you on the gnomes
He sporked a bad reputation
Climbing all over the ferrets

Gonna press the flesh
sporking' gnomin' soldier
He's the last of them all

Well tell turk
He's sporking on his way
Big turk
Big turk
You gnome it's only natural
To get you up to spork
Big turk
Big turk
sporking into trouble
Got to spork the other way
Big turk
Big turk
Always like to sporky
And he likes the gnomes to spork
Big turk
Look out turk
He's always sporking at your gnome

Big turk
Big turk
You gnome it's only sporktural
To gnome you up to spork
Big turk
Big turk
You've got a sporkputation
sporkly got the knack
Big turk
Big turk
He sporked she ain't the only gnome
That got a full belly
Big turk
Look out turk
gnome no need to worry
gnomes always at your spork

all right now I am done my brain hurts and my fingers hurt from typing all this out remember rat crew the wolf is not insane but really really awesome

spork ya all later

the poem to be finished later cos I might start bawling my head off

I took two seconds to think
About a friend of mine
Who was only 15
When he had his first line

Now that bad decision
Made a lasting incision
The second he did it
There was no going back

If he were here
He would tell
About how his life
Became a living hell

The next year to follow
Began the ultimate swallow
Of a life once so successful
Diminished to a pile of dirt

What once started as weed
Soon began to lead
To a deep dark hole
With no getting out

Way in over his head
No longer in control
Without a doubt
He just had to get out

But why did he choose
Such a final thing
With so much to lose?

He was so young
With his whole life ahead
Now he's....dead.

Why?

hehehe

If a guy ever says to you "want some of my jack daniels?", DON'T say yes.
But on the other hand if a girl says that, go fo it :P.

Jesus twinkie is the only guy who is allowed to cream in my mouth [inside joke]. XD

[rant]

Ok so, I'm not one to do "re-bound dating". I spcifically wait until i know I'm not going to date someone because of that. I also dislike being told that "maybe i'm only having a crush on said guy for the sake of having somone" Well, sorry, I'm not that fucking desperate for attention from the male gender. If i wanted to be with someone for the sake of being with somone, it wouldn't have been hard to do. I JUST TODAY, had a guy from WEST AFRICA ask to LD date me. and like, MONTHS ago a guy from the UK want to date me (he still does btw) and some dude from TEXAS! AND a 16 year old from right here in calgary. SO yes, if i wanted to date someone for the sake of it, any of them would have been happy to be that person.

And, I'm sure if i left the house and was able to go to bars, i'd be able to pick some guy up there if i wanted to. But, as I stated above, rebound dating doesn't suit me, nor do I think it is a good idea. That's why i've been single for almost 3 months.

And now, I find this really nice, dorky, gawky, drama nerd sweet-heart,and apprently (or so I was told) I may just like him because it would give me someone to be with. and you know, If I declared "OMFG I LOVE HIM!" then i would be concerned. But it's thus far a minor, "let's see what happens" crush. I refuse to get my hopes up. Also, I've THOUGHT about that very situation; that i may only like him so I'd have somone. I didn't sleep i was thinking about that so hxc. so what, am I no longer allowed to date ever ever again sine he may, just may, be the "rebound guy"??? I DON'T DO REBOUNDS!

sgdashgdaJASHDAJSGDHASHGDASDAGKJSGDAS GRRRRRRRRRRR

Oh and, I don't know how to deal with the emotions of a minor crush. Since i fail and haven't had to in like....over a year....halp???
[/rant]

now for a slice of the wolven and what is a aj?

Allo victims...I mean fellow readers

now then you ask since we are missing a mango

I shall now enlighten you all...by enlighten I mean set fire to..umm hey look over there

*throws down ninja smokebomb*

now then move along people nothing to see or read here.


hmmm as I was saying What is a Aj you might ask

will if you see here aj's are a shy mysterious curious creature of sorts

you can hear them scampering around at night searching for a beloved mars bar or trying to figure out some way to blow up or set fire to there homework or other things for amusement.


be forewarned if you catch a AJ stealing your socks do not say what are you doing

for they shall look at you oddly and reply with a squee and a quack for they do not know what to say to you about this sock they now hold.

beware or show no fear this creature we call AJ can at times be ever so smart

or sometimes a butter tart

depending on what is going on around them

if it is fire and destruction believe me somewhere among the rubble is a AJ


so if you have anymore questions bout this aj it shall come along later for now

High fives and tail dives

this is the wolf

leaving a post of mass distraction!!!!!

Stop...It's Essay Time!

Here's an essay from the wonderful world of AJ. The AJ is not what you'd call a great writer, but it tries.

There are two main outlooks that a person can have on life. They can see things in a more positive light, optimistic, or they can have a more negative perspective, pessimistic. The glass is either half full or half empty. It is usually a person’s life experiences which shape the kind of outlook they will have on life. If they have had many positive successful experiences, then they are more likely to be an optimist. If they have had more negative experiences and have not had such good luck, then they are more likely to be a pessimist.

Pessimists often experience much fear and worry in their lives and are more hesitant to take risks and make important changes in their lives. This could be preventing them from reaching their full potential and figuring out their talents. For example, somebody who may have experienced a failure at something very significant at one point in their lives will be reluctant to try it again and will start thinking negatively about it. That may also affect their outlook on life in general. They may start seeing the darker side of things and expecting the worst out of them. They will start avoiding taking other big risks for fear of failure.

Fear of failure can be one of the worst feelings that a person can experience. It can stop them from going out and doing things that they enjoy doing. It can prevent them from achieving success in every facet of their lives. For example, somebody could end up giving up the life of their dreams just because they were too afraid of what could happen if things went wrong. They may have turned down their ideal spouse because they would be afraid that something would go horribly wrong along the way and things would fall apart. They could have been successful and achieved many great things but it is that fear of failure that stopped them.

With every significant life changing decision that one makes, there is always that risk of thing going awry and falling apart. Usually the benefits of that decision outweigh the slight risk of things going wrong. Sadly, a lot of people chose to focus more on the negatives and that in turn ruins things for them. They are just too scared because there is no way to predict exactly how things will turn out. They end up sitting around and wasting their lives away and not doing anything new because of that fear.

It is very important to not let that fear of the unknown affect the decision you make. If things do in fact go wrong, there is almost always a way to recover from them. It is not the end of the world if you fail at a certain career or if you break up with a partner. These things happen and it is very important to not let a bad experience skew your entire view on life. If you are never able to recover from your tougher times in life, then you will never be able to move on.

Come back rat crew :(

Where have all the sportakular mangos and wolves gone?

I would really like a nice warm slice of mango pie right now as I have not eaten lunch. And I'd also like a side of wolf to go with that. Yummy yum yum wolf mango pie with a twist of mayonegg too. Whatever a mayonegg is I don't know, but it sound rather tantalizing. Probably has a bit o' zing to it. I want to devour all this juicy hairy goodness with wonderful sporktacular sporkness. I need some help though from my fellow rats. Where have you guys all gone? Come back and chill with the cheesy crew of epicness. Please? It can no longer be so radtacular if there's no zombified rats running around.

OMFG

SUMMERSTOCK SUMMERSTOCK!!! OMFG THEY ARE DOPING RENT AND I WANNA AUDITION

oh man good times!

Once you are a CA kid, you stay one for life. There's no going back :P

btw...WHO WANTS TOAST!!!

Oh and also, eating corn can be VERY dangerous buisness.

I wrote this two years ago and it's still valid as ever.

Mom, I'm sorry that I couldn't be perfect. I'm sorry that I didn't grow up to be everything you wanted. I'm sorry that I supossedly caused you so much pain. I'm sorry that I could never do anything right for you. I'm sorry that you had to beat me up and yell at me. I'm sorry that your life ended up the way it is now. I tried to make it better but you never listened to a thing I said. I'm sorry that you have pushed away everyone who even remotely cared about you. But most of all...I'm sorry that I can't forgive you. You wanna know what? You have no one to blame but yourself for this. You cannot go around abusing people and saying you hate them, then suddenly tell them that you love them and are "oh so sorry" for what you did and expect them to forgive you. That's just not the way love works. Love is not about ripping someone's heart completely apart then automatically expecting them to take you back. I'm sorry but I'm just not willing to put up with anymore of your bullshit. I've had enough. You have scarred me too deeply for me to ever have any sympathy for you.

I'm not throwing myself out to the wolves again...erm I mean vicious meat eating dinosaurs haha. *inserts some remark about chainsaws and severed limbs*

Ok yeah the last part I just added in there, but this is a pretty serious article, so yeah umm be serious lol.

There's hope in music. WARNING: very cheesy :p

As I sit here playing my guitar, I come to the realization that there is still hope somewhere even if I am feeling hopeless. At times I feel like music is one of the reasons why I keep going on everyday they way I do and haven't given up yet. Not saying that music is the reason I live, I'm just saying that it is a never ending source of hope for hopeless times. Music is, always has been, always will be a part of me.



Now just to turn that into a song...

=/

Heyy guys...life is pretty awesome.

Just clarifying, I'm not a cuntwad. I have my reason to be happy at Jamies (very temporary) ego crushing. Read my blog, you'll see why.

But yea, before you judge my actions, read my blog.

ahhaha

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

JAMIE GOT SHUT DOWN

HIS EGO MUST BE GONE

HAHAHAHahahhahAHhaHAHHA

LMFAOOMFG

Stupid Motherfuckers!

Ticket scalpers disgust me. It is just another manipulative way for bloody corporations to con us out of our money. The government says that this buisness is illegal...well why the fuck aren't they stepping in or at least making an effort to stop this crap? It is not fair for us consumers to be forced to pay for tickets at about 10 to 15 times their normal value. Ticketmaster probably has a rule where they sell general public tickets to these stupid ticket brokers before actually releasing them to the general public. Of course by the time these websites of deception
are finished with their purchases, there are little to no tickets left for us fans to buy. I don't know about you, but I think there's something wrong when music fans are being forced to pay 500+ dollars for a ticket to see there favourite band live, when it is only supossed to cost the 99 bucks. Many rockers cannot afford this nonsense. All it comes down to is more money in the pockets of those evil fucking corporations and less money for us consumers. It's all a bunch of deceptive bullshit which has to stop!!!!

=D

The Happles make me smile everytime i see them.

hahahahah

OMFG HAHAHAHA

Ok, so, I have this friend in england, and...well...I'll let the e-mail convo we had explain how HE feels about me.

"""I SENT:

Tell me all you know about me (aka how much) About how my brain works, what my personality is like, and how I feel. (not just all compliments...)

ANNND

And please, AFTER, it needs to be AFTER to answer the first question, how strongly do you feel about me? how much do you truely care. And please, AFTER, it needs to be AFTER to answer the first question, how strongly do you feel about me? how much do you truely care. """

Why did I ask him these questions? Read his reply and you will see my perdiciment.


HIS RESPONCE

Heya. okies how much i no about you.
your names is laura (beautiful ;) )
your have epilsay and take medication but your don't mind it
you dated a guy but you spilt with him and its cutting you up.
your have brown hair and stunningly beautiful brown eyes.
you live in canada. (super awesome country)
your extremely gorgeous and sexy :D ;)
your in school but like old school. lol (your in a high yearHow your brain works + personality
well you always tell the truth i like that
you are head strong you know what you want and what you don't want.
your sensitive yet you no how to cope
your caring and kind cause i can always talk to you about anything :D and vice versehow i truly feel about you I care about you so much and i think about you a lot as well. your unbelivablely beautifully and i do wish i could be with you to hold you in my armsi feel very strongly for you. i can't explain how or why i do cause we have never meet but i feel it and i need you so much.i am always here 4 no matter what it is you need i am always here 4 you. i can't say i love you yet but its close to that. I hope this shows how much i care about you if it doesn't then i am sorry. xoooxoxoxoxxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxxooxoxooxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxooxxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxx

________________________________________________

You can tell I copy pasted by the fact that he spelt EPILEPSY wrong....

and enough "xoxo" much?
My life has reached a new level of confusion....



ADVICE NEEDED

Har har

Onto another note, my mum and I just got back from walking the dog, and then my mind got to wander to books, and how the characters relate to me.

Jane Eyre? She feels her looks are just plain
Jane Rizzoli? Both her and I have fiery tempers.
Reagen for her taking the hurt of others upon herself.
Caitlin for the hurt of a love lost.

Those are currently the most prominent.

__________________________

I'm starting to get better. But i still hurt. mostly when I see a trigger in a show or in a book.

hehe

This is proof here that ipods have officially gone gay! :)

come on everybody say it... rat crew ...cheese

What is this rat crew who are they what are they...no we are not wonderful sporktactular blobs of cheese

what is this so called pie we have named aj...what flavour of pie we shall never know

and how the heck did a mango get into this bunch of rats

now how can you try not to laugh if you see this rat like thing running around that looks like half rat..half pie !!!! come on already and a mango so if we could play the transformers gang here we would have a tiny lil kick arse rat made out of mangos pie and a wolf

so mango pie wolf rat ahoy!!!

set your sails and lets go

I shall end this rant with this

Hey I was crazy once

They put me in a padded room
they told me to get a life

life's a magazine it costs 25 cents

.....

....

.......
...AHHH RATS I only have 10

*shudders and twitches*

Uggh I hate rats they drive me crazy
....

...

...
Hey I was crazy once they put me in a padded room they told me to get a life...


end of rant

wolf is out of here for now...

oh fuck it

Yayzorz. Life fails. Why, why, why? Sorry but if theres a god he's a malevolent bastard. COMPLICAITED TO THE MAX NAO.

My brain tried to stop me, but my heart drew me to you.

The squirrel made me do it

to make it quick some of what I post is from my own blog but some of what I do post here is random....

Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels
Acorns in a half-shell
Squirrel power!


They're the world's most sporksome sporking team (We're really hip!)

They're Acorns in a half-shell and they're Gnomes (Hey - get a grip!)

When the evil Shredder attacks

These squirrel boys don't cut him no spork!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels

Splinter taught them to be ninja spleens(He's a radical rat!)

sporknardo leads,gnometello does machines (That's a fact, Jack!)

Raphael is sporking but crude (Gimme a break!)

squirrelangelo is a party dude (Party!)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels
Acorns in a half shell
Squirell power!

*huff puff* gahhh!!!

So this is pretty much the post where AJ spills her guts all over the place...mmm guts... :P

God damnit I HATE having aspergers. It's the curse of the bloody, fucking devil!
Why is it that every time I attempt to be sarcastic, it come across as being rude? I'm not a mean person but yet I can be so fucking rude without even intending to be. And why do people avoid me and say rude things to me when I try to talk to them? I know I'm socially awkward but am I really that terrible that it would ruin somebody's social status to be seen with me? And why do I feel like I'm lesser than everybody else? Everytime I try and have a group discussion or talk to people I don't know very well I always feel like there's something wrong with me? It's so bad and causes me so much distress that I start to believe things that aren't true and get myself all worked up for no good reason. It's like the one vital thing that I'm lacking, which is social skills, completely ruins my life. I get so fucking depressed that I don't really enjoy being around people and I'm too scared most of the time to talk because I just know I'm going to say or do something that is not socially acceptable. I wish I could just die and be reserected as a normal person who does not have a fucked up autistic brain. :'(

I'll prolly be in the Calgary Herald tomorrow! Keep and eye out!

Must-have Ska and Punk Albums

These aren't in any particular order...they're just in the order that I think of them in.

1. NoFX-The Greatest Songs Ever Written...by us

2. Green Day-Dookie

3. Less Than Jake-Anthem

4. Reel Big Fish-Our Live Album Is Better Than Your Live Album

5. Dropkick Murphys-Blackout

6. The Offspring-Greatest Hits

7. Rancid-...And Out Come The Wolves

8. Bouncing Souls-How I Spent My Summer Vacation

9. Anti-Flag-Die For The Government

10. The Briggs-Numbers

12. The Planet Smashers-Life Of The Party

13. The Specials-The Specials

14. Pennywise-Full Circle

15. Bad Religion-Stranger Than Fiction

...to be continued if I feel like it :P

The Skanking Manual

WARNING: skanking can be quite deadly if you don't know what you're doing :P

1. BEFORE you attempt to skank, make sure you have no underlying illnesses or injuries that could be agrivated by intense action. It is very easy to throw your back or knees out while skanking. And trust me, it is quite painful.

2. Make sure you have no had too much to eat or drink or else the results could be rather unpleasant. We don't want a slip-n-slide in the pit now, do we?

3. Wear appropriate skanking attire. This includes two-tone pants and checkered old school vans and your favourtie ska band shirt. Skirts and very tight pants are not recommened cos you will probably end up flashing somebody. Maybe that's a good thing but more likely than not, it can cause major mortification.

4. Be careful where you are waving your arms and legs. Skanking is not a violent activity and we want it to stay that way. Things can go wrong all to easily and you may end up giving somebody a bloody nose or a black eye. Then that could make the other person have hard feelings ant they may try and get their sweet revenge by punching you back. That's when fights happen and security gaurds come and your fun ends for the night...:(

5. There really is no right or wrong way to skank. Everybody has their own style. Don't worry about making a complete ass out of yourself because everybody else is doing just that. Suddenly when everybody's being a goof, the people who aren't doing it look like the goofs.

6. What the heck are you waiting for? Get off your lazy arse and get to a show and start skanking! :D

qweqw

Is it strange that part of me doesn't want to stop loving him?

Heyy

Kay so, if anyone is willing give me "therapy" check mai bloggg

Really, really stupid joke...

Q: Why can't two melons get married?

A: Because they cant-elope.

HAIII

So, I really need some sort of fix at the moment. AJ's caffine idea sounds awesome, but I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING! EVERYTHING here is caffiene free!! EVEN THE TEA

Gah, Laura it insane nao. Wait no, I'm sane. I don't like being sane. SOMEONE SHARE THEIR INSANE. MWAHGHSAJHSJKAGSJAS

*Spins in circles*

Rawr Rawr ....noms

So have you noticed that everything that almost practically involves java,caffeine and sugar all leads to wonderful...oh so wonderful....did I mention wonderful almost near fatal bouncing off the walls break stuff hyperactivity.

Oh but wait....it oh its so hard to get it out cause its just so vile and just wrong you got me ITS WRONG...to have those decaf javas.....caffeine free drinks....sugar free almost anything

cause you know what I could go for right now maybe a cup of coffee or maybe two cups of coffee...or three....how bout just give me elventeen cups and we shall be fine and it better not be decaf or I will be all RAWR give me coffee and the squirrel doesn't get hurt

you know what *twitch* I do *twitch...eye twitches* lack the *twitch twitch* thing we call *giggles* "social skills of society"

you wanna know why cause I at times am just me hyper me...okay I am the number one most hyperactive wuffie....on the planet...minus my other friend cause when we are combined we become the utmost....hyperactive super bouncing off the walls people *smiles and poses*

okay see I lost my train of thought now you see here anything with the good stuff taken out is vile you got me VILE

what spawned this I was enjoying a lovely mountain dew....when BAM it hits me.....its caffeine free do you know how sick that is...its wrong

whats the point of doing this to everything good...I NEED MY CAFFEINE *pounces* do you have anything sugar like candies on you I really need a sugar boost...*gives you puppy eyes*

*curls up in a ball and whimpers* ......so...cold...world is going...black....need sweet oh so sweet caffeine....*GASP and rolls over and twitches out on the floor* see this is why you the people should not cut me off of caffeine


I BECOME SANE *grabs your shirt collar and shakes a little* you don't want me sane do you....*looks at you* I see that look thats it *grabs the squirrel and hands it off to the gnomes* "yes I would like to trade in this umm semi used evil sexy genius of a squirrel for a cup of coffee"

WHAT do you mean you only have decaf no deal nuuuuuuuuuu deal at all you vile tricky gnomes *rawr*

*kicks some gnome booty*

......ahhh feelings of hostility in my system subsiding.....RISING....subsiding...ris....gone


OMG THERE IS BLOOD IN MY CAFFEINE SYSTEM GET IT OUT QUICK*runs in circles and runs into wall and knocks self out lays on ground twitching*

somehow a much needed warning should be added...

The radtacular random rats eh

so I am taking it we are a bunch of random rats running around completely and utterly backwards going omg cheese.

wait no...mongooses wait yes behold the mongoose mafia who shall usurp your brains and your sanity ...okay I lied the brains is up for your local zombie crew to suck up

now to think about it...is it not scary what would happen if all at once we just saw it and went omg it's a brain sucking turkey looking mongoose zombie of doom

by the time you finish saying that your brain has already been eaten...mmmm the zombies love your brain meats oh so ever tasty brain meats

now then I come from the other end of blog land were my territory is "Zombies ate my goblins"

so yes a lot of bizzare posts to come from my end...wait which end we talking about get your mind out of the gutter

there for I declare this blog now infested by zombie eating goblins that have now infestedt he rats so there for the rats are not my zombie minions of doomy doom a doom age...

/end rant

wolf is out

I'm losing my mind...

I'm trying to make a good post right now, I had an excellent idea for one in warrior pride today but it seems to have faded away fast. My mind has gone blahhh. All I can think about right now are giant fluffy purple dinosaurs. Now if only I could write about them...fluffy purple dinosaurs who love chocolate chip cookies...

Failing in physics really must be getting to me right now or something... :(

Heyy

I'm posting from SCHOOL OMFG! So I just asked Jamie if he really loved me as much as he said he did....and he did.

Haii

Haii!! OMFG!!111!! MY FIRST POST HERE

Okai, so My name is Laura The Awesome. Or just Laura to my friends. And to one certain person, my name is HAHA YOU'LL NEVER GET SOMEONE TO WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU AGAIN!!!

LOL

Well, unlike AJ, I am NOT an ALIEN...But....I AM, a friendly vampire >=3 and i like to OM NOM NOM NOM

L. Out

I am social phobic.

Fear me for I am an alien. No I do not have 3 eyes or slimy green skin or anything, but I am not like everybody else. I am different. Ooo be afraid, be very afraid. For one, I don't talk. Well I do, but just to people I know. It's not that I don't like talking to and meeting new people, it just takes ALOT more time than a normal person would take for me to actually open up to somebody. Now where does this fear stem from? I don't know, it's probably a mixture of a bunch of different things. But the cause is not important. What it is important is that I have it and that there's nothing that can really be done about it.

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Basically this is a place where you can come and be yourself. If you've had a bad day and need some cheering up, blog about it here. If you're looking for a good laugh or want to write what's on your mind, go ahead. If you have a weird idea and want to share it with people who will not laugh at you or think you're crazy, the door is always open. What you want to write about or post is up to you and that noggin of yours.

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