Lycan Blog PT 5 (F Bomb Coffee Edition)

Here you go my fellow watchers and fellow members of the rat crew I give to you the F bomb edition of the org Coffee Edition

Lycan Blog PT 5 (Coffee Edtion)

The Cheese Rap

BEWARE: Squirrel jingle "Jingly Squirrels"

Like it says... Beware for squirrely randomness is coming your way this Christmas season! No presents or even coal this year, for all the good little boys and girls squirrely wrath brings... NUTS! And lots of them! If you're allergic, well then, no problem! I have something else up my squirrely rodent sleeve! ...COAL! Yep! Even if you've been naughty or nice, you'll get coal. But, that's only if you're allergic to nuts. Or any kind of nut. CAN'T BE ALLERGIC TO THIS NUT OTHERWISE I'LL KNOCK YOU OUT WITH MY JOLLY BOOTS OF DOOM. Anyway, here's the random... Hope you like it. :P





Hope you liked it! :D

Squirrely Tunes Of Joy

яic@ says:
Here comes squirrely wrath
Full of squirrely cheer
Watch out for your rear
I may just bash it in

Bells on my tail ring
Making my wrath worse
If you piss me off
I may just slay you with my nuts

OH

Jingly squirrels,
jingly squirrels,
Watch me steal your nuts
Watch out or I'll knock you out
with my jolly boots of doom

*squeaks and bounces*

Rawr hey there rats. How's the cheese doing? Not too stinky the pie hopes. Yes the pie knows it's been absent for a while. It's just...there's alot been going down in this bakery of mine. I just want to share with you and awesome random moment that made me giggle.

So my boyfriend and I were in his kitchen cleaning up and I was commenting on the fact that he didn't have a broom. I asked him "did somebody get on it and fly away?" His response, "Yeah they just got on there and flew off the handle."

Hehehe I know, the pie's a sucker for bad puns ^_^

Beware...

Just a fair warning... Do not eat, drink, or hold the urge to answer the call of the wild before reading this next post... You'll fail miserably... Anyway, happy reading! :D







Wack a Grunny... THE VIDEO GAME! Impress your friends! Impress your lady friend *wiggle brow* if you have one that is. THE VIDEO GAME THAT MAKES YOU FEEL LESS TERRIBLE ABOUT YOURSELF BECAUSE IT'S A VIDEO GAME!

Side affects include and are not limited to: Feeling bad for yourself, anal seepage, Emo-like tendencies, wanting to go outside and paint a bunny green just to wack it, losing your mental state, runny nose, itchy eyes, seeing a long dead celebrity in your fridge, vomiting, vomiting blood, phlegm seepage, rash and all around bleeding.

***It would be best if the game was never, ever made...***

Warning: Grunny abuse ahead

Julie Wolf Leong Attack of the grunnies 0_o

Rica Squirreleigh Gray
Oh nuuuuuu! x.x

Julie Wolf Leong
Don't worry I already wacked one

Rica Squirreleigh Gray
Grunny: *twitch twitch bleed bleeeeed* Wh-whyyyy? x0x;

Julie Wolf Leong
*looks around and pokes the said grunnY* ....uh oh *nudges a little with foot paw* .....CHIT

Rica Squirreleigh Gray
You killed it! You actually, actually KILLED it! That poor little thing! o:

Julie Wolf Leong
I swear they where attacking me...and one even peed on my leg...*looks around for a shovel....oh wait it's tiny enough,picks up grunny and dumps it in the toilet and flushes it* ......FOOK *jiggles handle and grabs the plunger*

you well not stay around as evidence

Rica Squirreleigh Gray
Lmfao!! ...o.o SHIIIIIT! You clogged the tooooiiileeeeet! xD

Julie Wolf Leong
uggh I did...HOLY CHIT theres another grunny *WACK*....dang where are these coming from like holy fook.....what the you shall not lunge at me *swings*

oh umm sorry *brushes self off* I did not clog the toilet it was that evil prunny

Rica Squirreleigh Gray
Grunny abuse! Grunny abuse!! Wait... .0.;; Prunny? UH-OH!! *pulls out a lead pipe and starts swinging*

Julie Wolf Leong
0.o holy fook you just splatted that prunny >.<>

Rica Squirreleigh Gray
*blinks* ...Oh holy crap... *looks to the splattered Prunny on the wall* SHIT! ...Umm... Whoops... *slowly passes Draino and throws the lead pipe it smacking into another Grunny's head knocking it clean off* ...I'm just going to sit on my hands now...o.0;;

Julie Wolf Leong
*looks around and gathers up the grunny bodies and tosses the prunny's into the wastepaper basket*

and today we hold victory over the mass of grunnies that tried to attack...and with that I turned those oh so cute vicious grunnies into a shirt...I am so going to wear it now *looks into the toilet* expect for that grunny he's to urr soggy to be part of the great grunny shirt making

Rica Squirreleigh Gray
*peeks into the toilet and twitches and lurches* FLUSH IT FLUSH IIIT!! *flails* Make me one! :P

Julie Wolf Leong
*face palms* you have to go on your own grunny hunt I got these with my own two paws you got that my own...*watches the grunny flush away*

Rica Squirreleigh Gray
*watches it swirl down the drain* Aww for real? No fair... :( ...lol


(Hey all this is the wolf thought I add in a comment,yes this was addd in from facebook because that was my status about grunny attacks to explain how the status commenting started I provided a pic below of my current Gaia Avator)




[Squirrel here!! It's safe to say that we have nothing better to do with our time AND have way too much time on our paws. Gotta admit though, it's funny, huh? Cruel, but funny.]

12 cups later...

I know it's been a long time since I posted so....


Hello my fellow minions I mean.....

it has been flippen forever since I posted and I know I am not around as much but you know what

suck it.....suck it up like a dirty ole sponge that has to soak up coffee cause some .....x.x sinner had to spill the coffee..


now repent sinner he who breaks the said coffee commandments...

quick what you dare laugh at me mock me for liking my coffee so much well I till ya

*grabs you by your shirt collar and shakes*

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE CAFFEINE

urrr *lets go* I'm so sorry I don't know what came over me....oh I see

the caffeine tanks are running low I must refuel them.....to the kitchen where coffee shall be made....

Oh coffee grounds go in the filter...go in the filter

yeah coffee brewing down ...brewing down into the pot

my fair ...*coffee pot clanks off in the distance*

ahhhh dinner bell mine mine mine mine mine

*runs off*

I swear in now way does the title of this post hint at anything nor does it imply what I do...

what you read here is just the simple working of a wuffs mind and with that said


I am in no way clearly insane or off my rocker

but I shall end this post with ......

gotta gotta grab that

gotta gotta tap that

gotta gotta play that

Yo, I saw that glow than grabbed that tank
You can get that booty overload
I got the blue green gold
That future glow

That virtual gold
Next tank visual flow
I got that booty booty grab
How the booty grabbing, booty booty grab

We're happy little narwhals, yes we are...

Julie Wolf Leong SWEET BABY MERMAIDS

Rica Squirreleigh Gray NOM RAMEN WHY CAN'T CARPET TATER HAS?? ;3;...NOM... ♥

Julie Wolf Leong because your not here to enjoy the epicness of how big this ramen bowl is...I do beleive I have a even bigger bowl

Rica Squirreleigh Gray Heh nom, nom, niiiice. Why can't I has? *pouty eyes*

Julie Wolf Leong Because your not here

Julie Wolf Leong Ps EPIC WIN for the name wooo who's our fave squirrely wrath yes you are

Rica Squirreleigh Gray Awwwn... ;3;

Julie Wolf Leong yes you are my friend XD ps I'm a epic geek

Rica Squirreleigh Gray Hooray for being geeks! Does that mean you're squirrelly too by association? x3

Julie Wolf Leong Fooken eh lol I can be as nutty as a quacker bar x.x woo for squirrely

Rica Squirreleigh Gray Quacker bar, huh? That's one I haven't heard yet. *writes it down* x3

Julie Wolf Leong yes quacker bar ....I could go on going....squirrely nut cheerios.....

Rica Squirreleigh Gray Yays! Can I has squirrely nut cheerios? Those sound good! :P

Julie Wolf Leong squirrel loops now a part of squrrielly wrath diet.....

Rica Squirreleigh Gray With 8 essential vitamins and 10 minerals, it's a part of a wrathy balanced breakfast! So, buy yours and be squirrely today! :D ...Wow...lol

Julie Wolf Leong by chance did you have coffee?

Rica Squirreleigh Gray Oh and PS... THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!

Julie Wolf Leong Narwhal narwhals swimming in the ocean causing a commotion cause there so awesome
there pretty big and pretty white ...beat a polar bear in a fight cause they got a kick ass facial horn ......but why ....but why ....is the rum gone thats not good enough ......

I got a jar of dirt ....I got a jar of dirt and guess what's inside it

Rica Squirreleigh Gray Lmfao! Now I see why I got a little sound in response to "does it involve narwhals?" xDD

Julie Wolf Leong das end this

RANDOM AHOY BEWARE...

§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
urrrps
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
Nom
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
hi
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
chitter
wraaaaath nom nom x.x
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
*hugs and gives coffee*
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
nom nom nom sits down, chibi, little legs out nomming on the coffee cup rim floof floof
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
aww cute
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
nom nom
chitter
like a little chibi blob 'cause that's how I feel x.x
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
aww same here with wuff *scoops you up in jar and carrys you around*
I got a jar of squirrel I got a jar of squirrel and you can't have it
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
I bet you can guess what came out of hearing that one...lol
x3;;
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
urr a guffaw?
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
First...
A face palm
Then a guffaw
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
XD
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
But now I'm shaking my head and laughing
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
yes got ya to do both
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
And singing it aloud caused another face palm
Lol you're on a roll
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
and don't get me wrong I picutred my self holding up a jar or bucket
with chibi squirrel inside and me prancing about going I got a jar of squirrel
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
As I'm laying in there face down, tail in the air going urf?
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
yep
that is total rat blog worth
worthy
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
So totally
xP
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
glad I got ya to laugh
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
I'm still giggling at the mental image
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
well at least your not so rawr
Boo yeah
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
Lol yea for now
x3
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
*cracks whip* wuff master of taming squirrel
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
But I think that mental image will keep me going
xO
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
can I name the jar peanut butter
now with 40% more nuts
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
Slap a sticker on there "Now with 40% more nuts!" while I'm inside going, "Peanut butter? Awwwrrn can I has some?" paws at the jar
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:

rofl
this is all to funny
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
And THIS time...
YOU started it
point
xDD
I think you broke squirrel ribs hurt lol
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
*duct tapes* ^.^ nope
all fixed see
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
FETCH ME THE ROYAL DUCT TAPE!
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
*adds bubble wrap*
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
*echo echo*
WOO
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
who's putting this in the rat blog
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
Lol I don't care xD
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
you?
I well post later
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
Whichever, doesn't matter to me. I'm sure nobody else but you and I and maybe AJ are wondering why I haven't been posting lately lol
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
yeah I have been wondering
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
floofs tail then tries to pounce on it from inside the jar iiiiitty bitty living space! NUTTY
randomly mooshes face against the jar
slowly sticks out tongue
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
O_o
ewwwwww my wuffie face
*half flails and half puts out paw*
nu uh you nuttily totally did not go there squirrel friend
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
crosses eyes and chitters
ow ow ow
xD
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
if you do that long enough you well see stars and carpet tater well make a grand exit
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
Lol
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
who's a happy ...lil.....
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
*makes a fart sound*
NAAAARRWHAAAAAAL
o.x
floof floof
pounces on the bubble wrap
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
causing a commotion cause there so awesome
there pretty big and pretty white
beat a polar bear in a fight !
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
Lol ALL of this is going in the blog we are RANDOM today
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
you want random...YOU CAN"T HANDLE THE RANDOM.....
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
o.x squeak
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
*jig a jigg jiggy jig yo*
I'm th wuff and no I ain't no fluff no my name is not mcduff dont make me kick ya in the buff you luffy mcpuffy
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
literally tilts head with a look of confusion on face
Uuuurrr?
xD lol
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
you did not see nothign
you got it *leaps across table and grabs you*
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
squeaks
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
*shakes a little* nothign you got it no more nilly silly gnomes
THERE OUT TO GET ME

....NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they got my boxers
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
*puts on gnome hat and gives chase*
YAAAAAAA
YALALALALALALALALALAWOOOchitter
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
*slaps ninja wear* I shall get ya
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
GNOMES VS NINJAS
chitters
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
fook that
cause everybody wants wuff fu fighting
doot de doot doot de
яic@: "Team Edward?" "Team Jacob?" I choose "Team wooden stake and revolver with silver bullets" says:
SQUIRRELY THE GNOME *hums the David the gnome theme*
jig jig jig
§ilentwolf No nails to untie the knots says:
noo
btw facebook status look at it

Warning *SPOILERS* slightly for twliights new moon...it's a spoof x.x

We Weren't Born To Follow

Cheesy Jokes brought to you by The Pie

After a long abscense, the pie has finally emerged from it's oven to bring you these few words...ok yes you are free to squash my filling beforehand lol


Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was excellent.

There are two snakes in a zoo. One asks the other "are we poisonous?" "Not sure," said the other, "Why?" The other snake replies "Cos I just bit my tongue."


What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.

If a bulldog mated with a shi-zu, what would the new breed be called?

I went to buy some camoflauge pants the other day but I couldn't find them.

A dyslexic guy walked into a bra.

What did the father tomato do to the child tomato as they walked through the garden and the child lagged behind? He squashed him on the ground and said "Ketchup!"


Two atoms are drinking at the bar. Suddenly one says to the other, "I've just lost one of my electrons!""Are you sure?" asks the other."Yes," replied the first atom. "I'm positive."


Ok, ok I know you've all probably got you palms to your faces by now so I will finish it off with this...Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery.

Shoes In Asian Homes

Epic geek day wolf is having mmm yes

I have to let out my inner geek

BORED. . . .

Hvor er narhval? Lykkelige lite narwhal! . . . Er du en lykkelig liten narwhal? Jeg er!



Yea, probably best not to ask. I'm sure there's only one out there in the rat blog who knows what I'm talking about...

Er du? Er du en lykkeilg liten narwhal? x3 Okay, finished now. MMMM COFFEEEEEEE~

You taste like.....

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y129/xsilentwolfx/graphics%20and%20what%20nots/Caffeinecomic_inked.jpg?t=1256183526

Zombie-rific Rap

Who you tryin to get crazy with people?
Don't you know I'm undead?

To the one with fangs and the rotten flesh
I'll just toss those brains in the fryin pan
like spam, get done when I come and nom
Damn, I feel like the Son of Gnome
Don't make me bite shit, hectic
Next get the guts got me goin like House of the Dead
Annnd, the lights are blinkin I'm thinkin
It's all over when I go out drinkin
Blood, makin my mind slow
That's why I don't fuck with the big spork-oh
Bro, I got to maintain
Cause a zombie like me is goin insane

Insane for the membrane.. insane nomming brains!
Insane for the membrane.. insane nomming brains!
Insane for the membrane.. crazy insane, chowing down brains!
Insane for the membrane.. insane nomming brains!

*licks* YOU TASTE LIKE CAFFIENE

Do I dare say it ....oh I do dare say it Rica is squirrely yes she is squrirely she isn't a furby but she's oh so squirrel yeah that's right and imported from the kacheeka islands ^.^ comes a new brand of coffee.

Brought to you daily by SPOOTS INC that's right it's brewed by squirrel made for squirrels

there is nothing greater in the morning then a fresh cup of coffee.

While yes sadly Ricas is not yet ready enough to handle the CAFFEINE of champions cause her caffeine tanks are low so very low that you can't see them yet while I the wolf *smirks* has a might tank of doom you hear me DOOOOOOOM

Guess what I am writing this post and I have count with me ZERO coffee that is correct dear rats of the blog I have nada,zilch, the big fat zero in caffeine intake today.

I shall now leave you all with the...as rica started it yesterday

They see me grabbin
They hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me grabbin booty
Tryin to catch me grabbin booty
Tryin to catch me grabbin booty
Tryin to catch me grabbin booty
Tryin to catch me grabbin booty

WOO OH NO BATTLE REAR!!!

Squirrels have toes. Yes, they do. It may sound odd, but they do. *counts toes* Seven, eight... Nine... *pauses* Nine... Hmm... Nine? OH NO! NARWHAL CANCER! Made me lose a toe! Oh nooooo! This is terrible! How will I walk? How will I eat? How will I CLIMB TREES with only NINE?! *cryyy* Horrible, horrible day for squirrel!


Ooh look shiny! Shiny, shiny, shiny, shiny... *on a mission for the shiny* WTFFWTHHHHWhere did it gooo? Shiny? SHINY! I thought what we had was special! I thought you loved me, dear shiny! So, so sad... First it's my toes, then the shiny leaves me. What next? WHAT NEXT?! *into the sky*

TUMNUUUUUUUUS! Get back here with my fracking socks!! *gives chase into the closet* ... *WHAM!* Owww... Closet dark. x.x;; Closet's contents including the WALL... DANGEROUS in the dark. Oww ow ow ow ow owowow... *rubs snoot* Speaking of snoot... Where is my human tissue? TISSUE! I needs me a tissuuuuuuue! *finds*


*rubs snoot on wolf's arm* Ahhh... Much better! Still can't find that effing off switch, but I'll find it! ...I'll find it... *wiggles fingers* ...I'll find iiiiit. *slinks off into the dark, only tail visible* Doo di doo di doooot. *wiggle wiggle wiggle*

Either she's right about my caffeine tolerance level, or I'm just naturally... DARE I SAY IT????


SQUIRRELY! HA! Oh, I said it! I SO said it! xD I'm squirrely, I'm squirrely, I'm not a Furby, I'm squirrely... WOO! *victory dance* DANCEU! *WIGGLE WIGGLE FLOP* HI FLOOR! MAKE ME A SAMMICH!! *rolls on the carpet*


Yeah, something tells me I'm just naturally squirrely and nutty. ;^^ It only gets worse when caffeine is brought into the equation. BUTT. ...HA. I said butt. xDDD Why? I don't know... Okay, before I blow up anybody else's heads--*pulls out duct tape in case* --I'm gonna go act squirrely elsewhere. Hopefully, nobody will admit me. BUBBLE WRAP! *pounces and pops*


Leave you with...

THE NARWHAL SONG!!

For we are all happy little narwhals, yes happy little narwhals just feed us some coffee or maybe some chai tea! And we become hyper little narwhals, yes hyper little narwhals, hyper little narwhals are weeeeee!

Hehe... Yep! I went there. SO went there. BOOM! This has blown up the rat blog and sent thousands of our rat pieces into SPACE! Byebye little rat pieces!! *waves* TO THE CLOSET WITH ME! I shouldn't be out in the open where they can find me... *shimmy shimmy shimmy... BOLT! ...CHITTER*

More random for your everyday life...

Rica Gray
ROFL... No more caffeine for you. *boogies all the caffeine and hoards it* Mine. MINE MINE MINE MINE MIIIINE. *chitters and sits on the caffeine only to yipe and flail* HOT HOT HOT BURNS THE BUM SQUIRREL BUM ON FIRE OW OW OW BURN BUTT BURRRRNS. *noms... the coffee* MINE. Mmm squirrel boogies nom nom yum. *shares?* ....xD

Julie Wolf Leong
HA I got the last laugh I have a extra storage of coffee you can keep the booger filled one cause as I said you seem like a sick little narwhal and you can has your own area back...BACK I SAY to your confined bubble where I shall commense with the w...rapping of you in bubble wrap and duct tape .....oooo look a hill BAHAHAHA time to play roll the squirrel down the hill time

Rica Gray
LOL Nuuuuu! Hills are my worst enemy aside from big bag ugly toad sized spiders! Nooooo wheeee nooo it's not fun but wheee! COFFEE!! Waaaaaant *chews on the bubbles and pops them all before reaching the bottom of the hill* I will find that stash.... I WILL. And when I DO. I'll BOOGER it up too. NOM NOM NOM NOM NARWHAAAAAAAL OF WOO. Only one cup of coffee, can ya believe that? *chitter*

Julie Wolf Leong no you shall not ...really one cup? wow your caffeine tolerance is low getme LOOOOOOWWWWW you need to up the anti and drink more then you gain the I'm half immune I can drink it past this time and still go to bed

Julie Wolf Leong *SLURPS* YOU TASTE LIKE CAFFINE rawr *bounces*

Rica Gray
CAFFEINE HOLY CRAP HOLY NARWHALS 'N FUDGEBUTTER WOOOOOOOO!! Holyyyyyy.... Mmmmmmonkey buttssssss! Did you know that if you run over a squirrel, somewhere in the world a nerd gets laid. Please, please think of the squirrels. And if you have glowi...ng meats, please seek a physician for it could cause narwhal cancer. Side affects include: Nausea, running trots, runs, and uncontrollable urges for caffeine and burping. :D :D :D

Julie Wolf Leong OH HOLY CHIT you series narwhal meat cancer x.x oh dear no more booty grabbing if that is the common side effect of grabbing but ARRRR I must grabbith thy booty for it rains blue and green wooooo MUTHA FACKO I just dunked a squirrel in caffiene *LICKS* you taste like pixie

Rica Gray
OH NOOOOOOOO. Pixie is the other side affect of booty grabbing narwhal cancer! We've been infected! OH NOOOOO! What shall we do? Wait, dunked in coffee? YUM! I wanna bathe in moooooore and then we'll sell it back at a higher price than Star...bucks! We'll say it's imported from umm... Umm... Um... Don't know, we'll say it's imported from somewhere, and really really good and then they'll drink it and they'll get urges to BOOTY GRAB AND GET NARWHAL CANCER... Well, they'll only get the grabbing cancer, the urge to grab booties on the street. BUT, if they're NARWHALS, then they're screwed. BURP. Ahh... ♥

Julie Wolf Leong oh spazz x.x that is a horrible to hear ^.^ lets say the coffee is imported from kacheeka islands and damn lol wth are we on like holy pirate booty

Rica Gray SPAZZY SPAZZY HOSHIIIIIIT Fudgiebuttuuuurrrrr. Yes, it will be imported from Kacheeka islands and they are the best coffee but really it's had squirrels marinating in it haha woooooo hyper... :D

Julie Wolf Leong O_O wow you are way ......waaaaaaaaaaaay to hyper ^.^ I likes I needs more coffee

Rica Gray
And you know the funny thing? It wasn't strong coffee either. Just shows you how coffee and caffeine affect this hyperactive squirrel. :D I'm tellin' ya, squirrel does NOT need caffeine at all. HEHEHEEHE.... YES... Coffee IS good. I ne...ed to go make something warm to drink... Maybe some freshly brewed imported Kacheeka coffee. :D At least I won't have to worry about itchy butt WOO!

Julie Wolf Leong
O-o Itchy butt? ....*hands you talcum powder* how dare you ...you forgot to protect the battle rear....yes I know we have the battle front covered but really come on DIAPER RASH BATTLE REAR it must not happen you can't just leave it out there flapping in the wind you can't leave it exposed for all to see protect your battle rear

Random facebook doomage

So to say this much I'm kinda not feeling that great but then I decided to bomb Rica's facebook wall with crazy wolf spammage which you can now see below....

Wolf: I really ....have to say this but.....SPOOT your a squirrely nut case of narwhal beware the squrirels for they be out nut hunting doot de doot do.....I am in no reason on my caffine high of the day....out of many ...*slurps* squirrel tastes like caffine

Rica: ROFL... Wow, what are you on and why aren't you sharing the wealth, Wuff? xD You should totally share with squirrel. Squirrel needs caffeine and tissues. THE RUBBER PANTS COMMAND TISSUES OF DOOM. And when you find an off switch to a leaky snoot,... let me know 'cause I'd really like to know that bit of info. *CHITTER*


Wolf: I dont think I can share it's all in the caffine sacks BOO YEAH thats right caffine sacks right behind the lungs they fill up and retain all the precious delicous caffine and with that being said THOU SHALL NOT PASS but you thou can has coffee a...nd tissues and not leak squirrel boogies all over me *RAWR* I said NO I am not not a uber soft kleneex bad squirriel bad



Rica: You're not? Aww, awwww... *poutpoutpout* Why noooot? *rubs snoot on Wuff again* Uber soft tissue! You said it yourself! Uber soft tissue! *chitterchitter snooooooot* I want caffeine of nom nom goodness and hyper and all that is good in this world and yummmm


Wolf:

EWWWWWW *whines* nasty gross I got squrirel boogies on me *whines some more* get it off of me yucky and you can has the coffee cause I has it to ^.^ rawr

for we are all happy little narwhals yes happy little narwhals just feed us some coffee or mayb...e some chai tea and we become hyper little narwhals yes hyper little narwhals

oh wont' you follow me in this little tune of who's a happy little narwhal are you a happy little narwhal? oh yes I am a very super happy narwhal how about you? and you?

TIRED LITTLE NARWHAL

Was watching [adult swim] like I usually do when the new episode of Family Guy was interrupted by all these annoying brief black bumps. I was doing fine, just relaxing actually preparing to doze when those got me so pissed off I went to the site to rant--found out I had to sign up. So, when I did, there wasn't any place to rant about that NOR was I allowed to make a new topic in their discussion board. Pff, talk about annoying... So, like I said, I was all fine and dandy to doze off when watching that pissed me off to no end. Now I'm just riled up. x.x


Stop the madness! Stop the cake! Pleeeeaase no more cake! However good it is, it's all a lie. LIKE THOSE DANG TANKS! TANKS OF LIES! LIIIEEES! ...Now, I'm not gonna go back to that, not until tomorrow. I close my eyes and see the annoyances of the tanks mocking me. HAHA YOU CAN'T GET THE GOLD 'CAUSE I'M FULL OF LIES AND CAKE HAHA. Yeah, not gonna torture myself with that tonight... Erm, today. URF, you get the idea.




So, enough with the rant, I'm gonna head to bed now. I got it out of my system in the [adult swim] message board. Somewhere. But it's in there. I commented negatively about that Tim and Eric crappy show shitty job show. So... Here it is for your either amusement or sheer face pawing.

Such an annoying show, I agree. Total and complete waste of time. They're clearly full of themselves, I mean, look at the title. Yeesh. Can they GET anymore self absorbed? Seriously...

And about the blank bumps, since I can't make a new effing post... ANNOYING. Knock it off [adult swim]!! There, now that I got that out of my system... Anymore pointless shows to put on television to take up air space? Like a crotch show like that stupid Assey show? No more... Stop the pointless crap being put on television.

Yup. That's what I wrote. Okay, my vision is getting blurred now... Ooh I gotta see if it's still snowing outside! Woo snow! Sucks 'cause I won't be able to go anywhere with friends due to the fact that it's all icy and shit. BUT, at least this time, I'm going for a walk in the cold. And getting pictures. That's what I'm gonna put on my Christmas list... A tripod so I can take pictures without holding the camera myself. And they come cheap now-a-days. Seen quite a few at pawn shops and they're not all that expensive. So, yeah... Gotta write that down. Also, gotta write down a brief Christmas list for a friend 'cause she says if she doesn't get one from me, knowing there's Taco Bells here in the Springs, she's gonna give me a Taco Bell gift card. I actually cheered when she told me that. Until she said she was all serious then I said, "Okay, I'll write up a Christmas list for you," she wants it by Halloween. So... Yup.

Okay, I'm done now. For real this time. And no, I'm not gonna go back to Gaia. No matter how much I want to, I'm not gonna. Hold off on the grabbing for now squirrel... HOLD OFF, HOLD OFF... URF the booty is just too tempting!! Not fair... NOT FAIR.

I swear it's an addiction... OKAY. DONE. BAIBAI chitter

Ch-check it out!

This will make you both drool and barf at the same time :P

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

WOOOOWW...

What's wrong with us lately, Wolf? HYPER AS ALL DICKENS HOLY CRAAAAP. xD I'm going to resign to your closet now where it's nice and warm. I hope you've refilled my pixie sticks and such, I'm all out. I should stop bringing my own socks 'cause of that Tumnus. He stole another pair yesterday! Grr! I'll find him, steal back my socks and make him wish he were never born. And those gnomes... They stare at me. From through the waaaalls.... *twitches* OH MAN DO THEY EVER PEER. THROUGH TO MY VERY SOOOUUUUL. Squirrelly soul!


I've only had about.... Half a cup of coffee and I'm already hyper. DAMN. Again, what's wrong with me? URF. Hehe. *SQUEAK* COLD. *bolts for the closet* If you need me you know where I'll be! ...Plotting against that sock stealing Tumnus! *shakes fist into the air inside that dark closet*

...Is it safe to come out yet? Are they gone? THE DEMOCRATS!! They scare meeeee! Then again, they all do. SCARY, SCARY, SCARYYYY.

Well, adieu for now random rats! Erm... Or whoever reads and keeps up anymore. ;^^

Wow, that was so emo the grass cut itself

This, again, is what happens when a squirrel and a wolf have too much time on their paws. If anybody knows where to find decent lives and reasonable prices... Feel free to let us know, we'd love to find one or two and sell them back to others at higher prices. That's how the world rolls! Anyway, onto the randomness!!


§ilentwolf What you see here is just a illusion of your own mind says:
lol my eyes hurt from so much grabbin
яic@ says:
Watch you'll have messed up dreams about grabbing all kinds of booty and getting gold from it. I can see it now, walking down the street you see all kinds of little booties no those won't give gold then a BIG one and GRAB WHOOPS wrong booty!
§ilentwolf What you see here is just a illusion of your own mind says:

яic@ says:
And then you're chased to where you can climb a building like Spiderman and shoot gold from... Um... No, scratch that. THROW MONKEYS AT THEIR HEADS. BACK HETHANS! BACK!
...No, nothings wrong with me.
Everybody else would look at me and go Erica are you running a fever or something damn you're off
Heh whoa close friend of mine had a run in with a mama bear and two cubs a little bit ago
*waits for the story*
§ilentwolf What you see here is just a illusion of your own mind says:
oh god
your random like spootness
яic@ says:
...She's gonna think I'm nuts. I just said, "*puts on a random hat and calls it the story hat* Tell away story teller!"
I sure am
And once you get to the top of the building, 23 stories high, you throw more monkeys at their heads. However, these monkeys arse BIGGER and full of JELLO. So once they hit the victim's heads, SPLAT.
I told her, "Don't worry, everything is wrong with me. It's not life threatening,"
§ilentwolf What you see here is just a illusion of your own mind says:

ROFL oh damn this is hurting my sides I'm laughign that hard
яic@ says:
xD;

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The remainder of the pie story! Hope you all remember this slice of random!

§ilentwolf What you see here is just a illusion of your own mind says:
so this pie just pulled the pie tin out of stone she proudly waved it around and then quickly coverd up hopping into the tin
goign I am the wonderpie for all of piealot to see
and then with one swoop and zap x.x all of piealot sees a cocoon

Hehe... Yeah. Well, that's not all of the random 'cause a lot of it was through voice chat. I'm tellin' ya, we need to record one or two of those voice chats briefly. Because they're so epically funny and random! Our sides were splitting at half the stuff that was randomly spewed out! WOWZAH. Okay, done now! Have fun!

7 AM CRAZYYY

This is what happens at 7 am when both squirrel and wuff have no sleep and are reminiscing on old school hilarious awesome cartoons on youtube. Well, the aftermath... But you can hear her in it! Listen closely. xD

Next time we do one of these, we should be able to hear wuff better. I hope. Right? Yeah. I hope so. Darn you Tumnus for stealing my fuzzy socks! URF. x.x

SPOOT

HOSHIT

Heads up, I think I provoked a wuff video. So, fair warning... YOU WERE WARNED. I'll tell ya this now, we weren't tired, random stuff was brought up all over the place so... RANDOM. BEWARE!!



x3 Hehe...

Thumb Wars pt 1 of 2

Thumb Wars pt 2 of 2

I shall have thy socks!!

Warning, this is a post made in a previous blog and I thought I'd switch it around a bit and bring it back to life. LIFE. So, enjoy.

I shall have your socks to chew and to rip to shreds, then put them in a box and when it comes Christmas time, shove 'em under your Christmas tree! Bwa hahahaha! And attached to it, a little note that will read, "Merry Christmas to all, and to all shoish and give me candy canes and caffeine!!"

Woo! Socks? Where?! Soooooocks!! They shall all be MINE!

*takes the socks and chews them up, ripping them to shreds and such while salivating all over the tattered remains of what was once a $2 sock* Om nom nom nom nom!

I'm too much to handle, you'll want to duct tape my mouth shut, shove me in sheet after sheet of bubble wrap; then turn on a hair dryer to drown out my chatter. Mmhm. Squirrel baaaanter banter, banter, banter, banter, banter!!

I'm only slightly hyper. And irritated at the same time. So, that's not a good mix. NOPE. Not a good mix at all. Nom, nom, nom, nom, soooocks...

BAM!

Not so hyper anymore. But, that was before I woke up at 7 in the AM today... UGH. All 'cause my friend wanted me to spend the night last night. Honestly, if I hadn't, I probably could have slept in an extra thirty minutes. During church this morning, during the brief moment of greeting people around you--I shook some gal's hand and she said, "Good morning!" with a big smile on her face and I grinned and said, "Tell me when it is," and she paused and said, "Well, you're awake," and I went, "Very good point," then did my whole goofy greeting my friends on either side of me.

Got into a little argument with my friend this morning 'cause she kept trying to put her hands in the midst of her dogs play fighting. Told her, "Won't rush you to the hospital if one of them accidentally bites you," and she gave me this look of, "Scoff! They're sweet dogs they wouldn't dream of biting me!" eh, not if it got out of hand. It even made me chuckle in the back of my mind when she'd go, "No..." when they'd resume play fighting. Gotta let them be dogs, just like with children. Got to let them be children while being firm. But with dogs, it's not as easy 'cause they don't like to listen as often as kids don't listen.

This afternoon, actually, evening--yeah, evening... My friend's 2 yr old son kept his usual high pitched screeching/screaming. You know, the same pitch and length 'cause they like the sound? Well, it was amusing, my friend who was driving said, "Put a cork in it," and the 2 yr old, being in that repeat what you say phase, looks to his mom after she says, "Stop that," he goes, "Put a cork in it," and my friend and I just looked at each other as she paused and went, "Oops,"

But, then my clingy friend, this morning, went and accused me of calling her 'dumb'. Which, I didn't. THEN she said, after we argued a little more, "So, stop accusing me of not training my dogs," and I just looked at her with an offended look on my face and said, "There you go, twisting what I say around," and she goes, "No I'm not," that's when I lightly rolled my eyes and went, "Yes, you are. I said you weren't giving them as much exercise as the breed needs, nothing about not training them," and she shut up real quick.

Oye... Sorry for ranting like that. Just had to get it out of my system. My folks (probably along with quite a few friends) are probably getting tired of hearing me basically complain about that same thing. My friend doesn't listen to me when I give her advice, she resumes her usual which often times makes me THINK that she's kind of dumb.

Honestly, if she'd think before acting or speaking, I'd stop thinking, "Wow, that was a dumb response," or, "Wow, that was just flat out dumb of you," then there wouldn't be any reason for others to have that even cross their minds.

Oh, she started veering into another lane again this morning. The sun wasn't even in our eyes, so she can't use that as an excuse. Always with the, "Sorry, sorry!" but then does it again. I know she's not doing it on purpose, but I just really, REALLY don't understand why her folks allow her to drive when she has a mental condition like this. I mean, here's what's telling me she SHOULDN'T.

-Meds

-Government telling her she can't work 'cause she THINKS she can't

-Service dog

And last but not least...

-The mental disorder in general

Honestly, it scares me. I don't see how she can comfortably drive knowing that she has her precious service dog in the back seat. If she were to get into a wreck, she'd get injured and her dog would be the first to go. Last night she passionately, again, exclaimed, "But, I need her!" And I thought to myself, "Yeah, uh-huh, sure you do. You need her companionship,"

Another thing and I swear I'll be finished... A dog notices, ANY animal actually, when you're upset and such, right? Right. Well, her dog clearly thought, "Okay, my owner is just a little upset," probably due to the prayer and such this morning, I was waiting for her dog to prompt me like she's supposed to, but here's what got me... My friend FORCES her dog to notice that she was crying. The dog wanted to lay down, but she forced the dog up and pretty much forced the dog to lick her face and such. It's like, she's not gonna do that ALL the time. My friend may THINK she HAS to, but I don't notice she cries all the time 'cause I figure, I'm giving into behavior I don't like. Which is what I do with her dog. I pet her dog when she's calm. Telling the dog, you have to be calm and such before you get my affections.

I may sound harsh and such, but you know... That's just how it is with me. I don't want to give into her behavior 'cause, like a child, she'll learn from those responses and resume them. Not only that, she used to "cry wolf" all the time a few years ago, so nobody believes her really when something supposedly happens. You know? I take it with a grain of salt, 'cause I don't know if she's faking it or just blowing it out of the water.

Okay, I said I was going to be done what... A paragraph ago? Sorry. Didn't mean to go on a rant like that. I'm finished now.

VNV Nation - defiant

The Good Life

Random

Don't mind me. I'm very random right now and feel like being on the web cam. ;^^ Ehehe... Yup, that's me. Being random. And hyper... And amused by small things. I'm always amused by small things. Even my stuffed wolf. YUP. HUGZ. :D Pbbbbllt.

The pie is really messed up...

For the first time in my life, I am having somebody expressing interest towards me. And by interest, I mean actually liking me for me. I'm not sure how to feel as this is the first time this has ever happened. I'm so used to pouring my heart out to somebody and having them do nothing in response. This feels pretty weird cos for once, it's not me who's being all romantic. I'm not sure what to make of it though. I really do care about this guy alot and I think he is an amazing person. I know that I mean the absolute world to him but I'm just so not used to having somebody care about me so much. It feels so strange. I'm not sure if I'm ready for a relationship because every time I think about it, I start to feel nauseous and all my previous relationship failures come back to me. I don't know if I truely know what love is or how to express it or if I'm just too deeply emotionally scarred to even accept it at this point in my life. I'm so scared and worried that something bad is going to happen even though it probably is not. I almost feel as if I don't deserve to be treated so nicely...fuck what is wrong with me? *goes off into the corner and sobs*

The Emperor Gets a Job

Sheldon + caffeine = BAM

Watch and find out. Just, don't drink anything while watching the clip. It might come out your nose... I hear it burns... Oww... Enjoy!

ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM! I'll be back before this banana hits the ground ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM! Gods, sounds like me on caffeine... ;^^

Sigh

I understand why life isn't fair yet I don't. I'm so sad that one of my good friends will be moving to Nevada. Her folks are already putting up their house for sale. And it's a pretty house, no doubt they'll sell it fairly quickly. I don't want them to! :( And my friend can't find a job out here to resume living out here. So she'll be moving to Nevada with her folks... Damn, it's like middle school all over again. Making good friends then having them move away... *pout* So depressing... And the more I think about it the sadder I get. xAx

I don't like this feeling. Got this feeling the other day when I found out my friend's mom only has about a year or so left. She's not a NICE lady, but she's not a MEAN lady either. She's been nice to me. Ugh, that just made the feeling worse. Damnit. Okay, I'll shut up now. Don't mean to bring anyone else memories that they're also trying to temporarily tune out. Sorry.

. . .

ZOMGWTFF



HOLY CRAAAAAP


*quiet chitterrrrrr*

Squirrel is alive!

Nearly got run off the road last night. It was amusing, kind of. The guy was an idiot. Though we were gonna yield to the jackass and let him keep going. He was going about 30mph on an on ramp whereas you're supposed to SPEED up typically. Well, he nearly ran my friend and I off the road 'cause we tried to go around him. This was before the two lanes merged into one. What a jackass...


Anyway! Had fun with my friend. Did lots of fun stuff. However, my ears bled quite a bit due to her niece who is such an effing drama queen. SERIOUSLY. You tell this 2yr old "no" and she'll scream and wail like you took away her favorite stuffed animal. Every single time, too. Oye... Like I said, my ears bled 'cause I gave them a quarter to get Skittles at Walmart well, the niece wanted the ones off the floor and when my friend took her away from that spot, we were in the little area before getting into the store and sound echoes in there. So, yeah... BLEEDING. I not only said that but, "I'm awake now,"

Sheesh, I'm never EVER having kids. NEVER.


Computer was dead but came back to life! This was spooky... The other day I looked into my Compaq user folder and nothing was in there. NOTHING. Nothing but the folder of the new name I gave my 'puter. But I check back yesterday and IT WAS THERE. So I'm all, "WTF?!" literally had a spazz attack I was so excited and confused.

But, if it's not one thing, it's another. My stupid camera memory card is acting up now. It won't work unless I format it. And there's no way in hell I'm gonna do that unless I can figure out another way. Wuff why can't I get to you? I'd see if you can help since you have a lot more tech smarts and such than I do. x3x;; Urrff... Not only that, but I'd let ya mess around with my hair.

Did that come out wrong? Oh well. I'm kind of hyper.

HYPER. No more Pepsi for squirrel past 6PM... NO MORE. Take it all away! Give squirrel caffeine free soda for this late at night. xAx;;


FAIR WARNING... There WILL be random bursts of energy. And they will be intense at times. A lot of them might not be, but you never know with how much effing wrath fills me each and every day. Ooookay that one sounded wrong too. JEEZ. xO

What's wrong with the squirrel? What? I don't know, was hoping you could tell me. I already know EVERYTHING is wrong, tell me something I don't know! x.x; PWEEAAASEUUHH.


CHITTER! ....o.o Hiii... Hihi... DONE. BAAAIIIIIIIIhdmeiapovanbjk;adkjkjjjjjjjealflkdandjgmk378nhfjf:Kdsbje;kfnkjaf;gajb;eeeyiouvpNKl...

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HI.

>.< oh no hide your children Rica and Wolf are up late....

яic@ says:
Lol no kidding
stretches all fours and yawns

§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
aww is the squirrel tuckering out

яic@ says:
tired chitter and a nod yuh

§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
sticks you in wuff bed

яic@ says:
circles a couple times
pauses then circles some more
flops down and chitters

§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
oh cheese I just got a mental image of you laying in wolf bed and me peering over with a large roll of duct tape

яic@ says:
Lmao
Oh boy


§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says: Rica
one day you should sketch up a squirrel a wolf and a pie around a table playing poker using pixie stixs as the chips

яic@ says:
Hehe I'll write that down, it might get me back into the swing by giving me a challenge

§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
with me around your drawing hand would hate me

яic@ says:
;^^ Probably after a while
I'd be laughing but my hand would be all rawr nooo give me a break raaaa

§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
x.X this guy has 42 pet ferrets
umm ouchie costly bills for that one then

яic@ says:
o3x;
I can imagine that would be worth a lot
kneading the blankets before circling some more

§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
one ferret alone cost 1200-1500 in a year

яic@ says:
Yea x.x
kneads fluffy tail before noming on it like a security blanket
then asks in a high alien/cute voice tell me a stowy

§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:

oh the things you could sketch out
once upon a time there was a magical pie tin stuck in stone

яic@ says:
Hehe
noms tail what happened to the pie tin?

§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
nobody could pull it out the knights of the spork table tryed the villagers tried nobody could pull out this
pie tin in stone

яic@ says:
;3; that poor, poor pie tin...

§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
>.> this is going in the blog

яic@ says:
Lmao yus
Some sort of prince going to pull out that pie tin?

§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
oh you see dear squirrel there was this kid
that was the lacky for a large powerful knight
we shall call them aj

яic@ says:
noms tail again it's getting interesting where did this aj come from?
A land far far away in some oven of sorts?

§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
yes we could say that


яic@ says:
om nom nom nom tell me more

§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
little did this little aj know ....that fate would come upon them that day when they watched from the trees all these people trying to pull out this pie tin in stone


яic@ says:
Did anybody try to stop them? Squirrel ninjas mayhaps? Throwing their ninja acorn stars at them? nom nom

§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
yes of course ninja squirrels guarded this shiny anybody not worthy of the upper class got ninja acorn stars thrown at them
maybe once in a while a egg or a mango

яic@ says:
Did they taste good? nom nom I crave eggs...but they don't crave me. x.x

§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
no the egg was nearly rotting and the mango would be squishy

яic@ says:
Squishy... lol

§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
anyways dearest Aj went to the pie tin in stone late one night while the squirrels where out collecting nuts in a brilliant flash of light there the AJ stood pie tin in hand

яic@ says:
circles on the blankets then curls up in her tail again and listens intently

§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
maybe another time it seems to be bed time for a certain squirrel

яic@ says:
whimper oh okay


That's where this ended ...maybe the rest of this story shall be finished off one day by Rica and I but still hope everybody out there enjoyed this.

HARRY POTTER has ADHD?

ZOMGWTFBAWB...OMG!!

Don't ask about the bawb part. It was something my family and I came up with this past weekend at the Anime convention. Oh em gees it was AWESOME and FUN. But I'm practically 99.9% worn the fuck right out.


It's been about a week since I've posted, eh? I'M ALIVE MY RANDOM RATS! ...Yus. Might not feel like it, but my knee hurts from the Con so I know I'm alive. HURT. PAIN. AAHHURRRGH.

Wolf gave me a good idea, I should so, totally blog in vid. But, I don't post in Youtube. Don't know why. Don't know if I wanna. But, eh... SO... Umm, let's see... Curses, Facebook hasn't been prompting me that I have new messages from friendses and suches. DAAARRRUUUGH. Wow, random sounds. I have NO idea. NO IDEA.

I'll tell all about the convention if all want to hear. Otherwise, I'll just chatter about banter and chitter until I twitch and fall over.


MOO. Holy CRAP. I hate this! When someone in FB posts something, I can't type anywhere else. ANYWHERE. Else... Until I click on the FB IM a couple times. It irritates me... Especially when those are chattery and full of sugar hyperness. Oye, man... Amusing, BUT... BUM BUM BUUUUUM... I have no idea.

Let's see... Umm, what else... What else... GRR. I can't think of anything else. ;3; Oh well! Oh, oh! I has pictures! I need to take them off my camera and put them here somewhere. However... Those will be all the pictures I have. PERIOD.

Why?

'Cause this afternoon, I decided to wake my computer up from standby mode. Which... I realize, leaving it like that for four days isn't necessarily a good thing. So... It kept bitching at me, telling me a file was corrupt. SO... What I had to do in order to access ANYTHING in this computer was to do a system restore. Well, if I can recall... It backs up all the files.

NO IT DIDN'T.

It deleted EVERYTHING. I can't find anything I once had on this computer. Anywhere. NOWHERE. It's annoying and it has upset the squirrely wrath. Sigh... Oh well, right? I guess I should be thankful that I even have this bad boy up and running again. PHEW. I thought I was gonna be boned and out of a computer for a long, long time. Well, at least until I get a job or something.

Curse this economy!! ;3; So hard to find a fucking job these days... I've even tried at Walmart for crying out loud. But, have I gotten any calls back? NO. Have I gone in there a couple times asking about my app? YES. But do they get back to me?


...NO.

Bastards... Ass munching donkey ball sucking fucking butt monkeys! ...Wow, that was incredibly vibrant and such.


Anyway... I think I'm done now. Just thought I'd update to tell all the rats that I'm alive and well. NO CARS CAN HOLD ME DOWN! No matter how heavy and how soft the pavement is. THEY WILL NOT GET ME DOWN! o: BWAHAHAHAHA...chitter


Baibaichitter

A Random Poem...

Too fast
Like a rabbit
Darting across the road

No time to stop
The tires screach
Hearts race
Two seconds too late

Sorrow in the air
Guilt and regret ensue
Another day
Another disaster

Put on the breaks
Get back in control

*sniff... looks around sniffs* Is something burning?

No nothing is burning what's so every....I might have burnt a little fur on me x.x mostly the hair on top my head from to much thinking.

The wolf needs sleep it's 2 something in the AM

Sleep is a wonderful tool

but the wolf is cool

no I am not acting like a fool

RAWR I craves....chocolate cream pie how dare you deny me some good pie

doot diddly doot doot can't wait to get a tin full oh it can be quite sinful

To spork or not to spork for....what was the gnoming question again?

Moooohahhahahaha excellent the uber sour milk bombs are ready light them up and launch them with the cowtapult

.....now what was that smell >.> bad mayo and eggs?

funky at least wait....maybe it's rotting mango


aggghhhh fruit flies quick get the spray no....not olive oil I need bug spray


>.> fruit salad? from outter space !!!!!!


okay nearly 2:30 AM and I am rambling about nothing....like the contents of my stomach *shifty eyes* it be growling


oh rumbly grumbly be quiet stomach


Remember Sporks r us if we can't spork it you get 50% off on your next chance on the wheel of sporktune

that is all that is it.....I need to figure out a way to sleep before I leave even more weird ramblings


Spork you all later pssst don't let the mongoose mafia get ya *falls down trap door*

Return of the Pyro Pie and the Mighty Caterwolf

AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
*snarls and crust chomps you*
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
heheh
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
*grabs a hockey stick* hockey time
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
*pucks you around*
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
*lights hockey stick on fire*
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
*rawr turns in to caterwuff*
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
guess who buffed out on leaves
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
and I still like to eat pies * chompy chompy*
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
oh god...ahhhh
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
*sprays self and you down with bitter apple*
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
AHHH my eyes
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
x.x waaaa
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
squirms around then hoses you down
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
*jumps inside waterproof pastry box*
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
>.>builds a small fire under that
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
*snorts and leaks filling on it, smothering the flames*
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
ewww
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
bad pie how many times have I told you to not wet the tin
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
*grabs oven mitts and sticks you in time out oven*
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
*pouts and rocks around in tin pushing the door open*
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
*bounces away and hides under the fridge*
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
bad pie
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
*gets out broom and poke at you*
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
but but *whines*
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
but but nothing
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
arghhh watch where you poke that thing caterwolf!
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
x.x sorry
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
pushes you out
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
yay I'm free!
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
*looks at you cheekily*
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
*attempts to lures you into the shower with treats*
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
ignores the treats and curls up and watches you
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
x.x OWWWW
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
hot hot hot hot
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
holy shit
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
I don't think that thing was that fucking hot
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
yuck...what smells like burning fur?
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
I ended up laying my back against the power cord for the laptop
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
the lil battery pack on that is piping hot
AJ. Currently getting life back on track... says:
bahaha the caterwolf has been defeated by a feeble machine...
§ilentwolf if you see me on here it's just a illusion of your own mind says:
rawr *bites your tin*

>.> what's this...is it true?

Skillet - Monster

MY TURN!!

Jump jump! Here I am the squirrely wrath, here to make your ears bleed and your brains fry and turn into brain goo!

I want to put some brain goo into a bowl, put some ice cream in it and suck it down in a giant crazy straw. I remember those... Those were awesome.

JUMPING ALL OVER, ALL OVER, ALL OVER THE WORLD.

Bounce, bounce! In retaliation to wuff's sour milk bombs--NUT CRACKERS OF DOOM!

THIS JUST IN: I've been dubbed Rica the queen of the noodles. Now, how did this come to pass, you may be wondering? I myself am wondering the very same... First, I was struck down violently by big thick beef'n noodles. 9 of them to be exact. I DIED. Bluntly, I DIED. I effing DIED. Then came back as the queen of noodles. WOW... What are we on?

NEWS FLASH! I've been suddenly stuffed into a freezer to stiffen up again because apparently I've become a very soggy soggy noodle. Okay, that's just... Odd. But, practically everything that comes out of my mouth is ODD.

I SHALL GET THE LOTION FROM THE UPPER DRAWER! ...HAHA. Sorry, that suddenly came back to me.

Uh-oh... Too much brain goo! I'm about to hurl up noodle! ...Okay, that one wasn't all that funny. Actually, it was gross. ;^^ Sorry.

"We~ are the no~odles, my fri~ends. And we~'ll keep on so~ggin'... 'Ti~ll the e~nd!"

Noodles are marching in two by four, they couldn't get through the bathroom door so they did it on the floor!

The noodles are coming to steal your brain meats and turn them into brain goo so they can use their giant crazy straws. KEEP THE ICE CREAM AWAY FROM THEM!! o:

I CRAVE... CRAVE... BRAAIIN MEEAATS! ...Okay, I'm done now. Burst of energy gone. Thanks for the random help wuff! I'm sure you'll probably get a kick out of it. Note to self: Don't drink Coke before 9PM... MY PIXIE STICKS! *hoards and hides in basement to sugar deal* My precious, precious pixie sticks... WE ARE UNITED ONCE AGAIN! <3

...o_O;

2+2=I R Quackers

What about ducks ....there is nothing wrong with being a little ducky at times.

So there fore I ratticus von cheesebottom shall now claim the status of duck...why a duck because we can fly and quack and ....now I am hungry for some duck.


Enough about the ducks do you dare laugh at me, I say not for I have the power of milk to toss at you


come on bessie shoot milk at them....no don't make butter....ewww nevermind sour milk bombs ahoy.


I hope this got some of you laughing for I can not sleep and this just a random post of moo evil

ZOMGGG

Squirrel is no longer a dirty blonde. o: She dyed her hair black to accomidate her costume this weekend at the Anime convention. I've been going on about it, but the deed is done. Thank goodness it's only temporary. It lasts up to about 26 to 28 shampoos. And with how frequently I wash my oily hair, that shouldn't take very long lol. Good, 'cause it's only for the convention. Squirrel doesn't look all that spectacular in black hair lol

Just waiting for somebody to ask me if I'm trying to go emo or something. ;^^ Juuust waiting for it. I'm sure somebody, one of these days (after seeing my profile picture in Facebook) will ask that.

I'm one of those black squirrels now! With the little tufts of fur on the tips of their ears? So, so cute! Nah, I'm still regular hyperactive squirrely wrath, I just got it temporarily dyed. :3

Anyway, that's it for the updates. WOO! Hyper... x3x;

Mommy she beat me up!

scratches at the pie crust then floofs squirrel tail

1:43amAlana

sporks

1:48amRica

ow

1:48amAlana

oopsie sorry I didn't mean to poke you in the eye there

1:53amRica

rubs eye

1:58amAlana

tosses you an icepack for it

1:59amRica

dodges but gets hit in the head with it x3x;

1:59amAlana

oh noez!

gets you advil

2:00amRica

chews

2:01amAlana

careful it's the liquid stuff

it tastes very nasty if it pops in your mouth

2:02amRica

slowly stops chewing then noms it down HACK ahh

2:04amAlana

uh oh

grabs slurpee

2:12amRica

nom

2:13amAlana

rawr ah crap that weasn't a slurpee...that was my spare filling!

2:14amRica

pauses then opens her mouth letting her tongue lap out then hacks again

2:15amAlana

bounces and grabs water then accidentally spills it on you

2:16amRica

is now wet with her tongue hanging out Ehh...

2:17amAlana

I'm soo sowwie

2:17amRica

scoot scoot scoot...scoot...SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE

2:17amAlana

wraps you in a towel and gets you a sippy cup full of chocolate milk

2:18amRica

shake shake squeak Blanket! rolls on it

Alana

ooo yay!

throws some cheese in for the rats

2:35amRica

Nom cheeeeeese

2:35amAlana

crackers?

2:35amRica

And wine

NOM

Cheese, crackers and wine

Tipsy rats

2:35amAlana

yummy

2:35amRica

With some snacks

Alana

uh oh tipsy rats=cheesy trouble

Rica

Yus, very

*BURP* That's all I gotta say. :P

A somewhat intelligent conversation (with one of my non-rat creatures of epic proportion :P)

Garth
"Ello
Alana
yooo
sup?
Garth
not much had my last Cigarillo last night so no more smoking for me anymore
Alana
awe man that sucks haha
just don't get all grouchy on us
Garth
lol I'm pretty good at keeping myself in control.
stupid Ice cream truck!
Alana
haha that's good
Garth
it's almost 9
Alana
lol who wants ice cream this late? it's time for beer dangit!
they should have a beer truck
Garth
that's what I always say
Alana
haha it's very true though...image the big bucks one could make by doing that
Garth
it double as exercise for American's, they'd hear it and then chase after it while it continues driving too the liquor store lol
Alana
bahaha it's an instant solution to the obesity problem!
Garth
yep and make's 'em have to walk twice for their alcohol, no shirt no service lol
Alana
rofl I'm just envisioning a line of drunken idiots with no shirts trailing after a little white truck playing beer anthems
Garth
lol
I'd love the job of driving one of those/ owning the company
Alana
you could start up a new business
but first you'd have to question the legality of such an operation...
Garth
The law would have to be changed first though because you can't sell Liquor in public, it has too be behind closed doors.
Alana
yeah very true...unless you just called it "root beer" lol
or had like designated spots where you could sell it
Garth
yeah "as long as I'm in the back alley's it's fine , park it in they're garages to sell it to them lol
Alana
haha that works, pretty much door to door liquor service
or park like a block away so they'd still have to do some walking
Garth
lol, it would make so much f***ing money it'd be ridiculous 2 truck's one year could accumulate over 400 million $
Alana
I know like holy fuck if you think about it, people are so god damn lazy that they'd be willing to pay a large delivery fee to avoid spending too much time away from their couches
Garth
no I've noticed the delivery fee for booze is moot, 'cause people would rather walk walk then pay delivery fees to the cab company's that'll pick up your booze for you
Alana
hmm well maybe you'd have to turn it into some sort of novelty so that people will be willing to pay to see this thing, like deliver it all in blow-up coolers or something haha
Garth
offer the lowest price's in town with the widest range of selection, everyone will forgo going to other liquor store's and await your arrival
Alana
lol yeah low prices=more demand which=more money made
Garth
exactly

Squishy romance...ewwy *wrinkles crust*

So you ever notice how you always laugh at somebody who head over heels for somebody else and is always getting upset and doing the silliest thing? It looks pretty farkin ridiculous, right? Well in the end it isn't because it will eventually happen to you and then you will see how terrible it actually feels.

Love is a strange thing. It can get even the strongest of all people blindsided and down on their hands and knees. It catches them completely off guard and before they know it, here they are with their lives and feelings revolving around one single indivdual. Not saying that this thing we call love is a bad thing, there are just many, many complications that come with it.

I never thought it would happen to me and now here I am caught up in this whirlwind of emotions with a big mess on my hands to deal with.

Blargh oh silly pie...why must you get yourself into these situations...

The Master of sporkaster returns.....*hide your squirrels*

All right to explain this I am semi back but I return..I do play this game online called wonderland online it's really weird spoken in broken english in some parts.

So to explain this when I started the game I registered my self for Libra server

which strange as it is there are some arseholes that scam players for there equips,gold or other items....It got so bad one day I ended up saying this in guild chat.

Libra is falling down,falling down
beware the noobers all they do is scam and scam

Their even full of spam
lets make them meet my fair whomper (sidenote here the whomper or fugly whomper as most call it is really a heavy spear in wonderland and it's the equip I have)

there they fall sticks and stones
Break some bones

Whomping is never fair,never fair
stop complaining or you shall get a swift swipe from the whomper

....and yeah that's where I promptly ended it kinda of

cause then I started up with the whole

why I should just udderly call the Madcow moofia to get rid of the idiots

...udderly?

why yes such as things like are you udderly insane you want to bring out the cowtapult and launch it at the milk maidens.

that sounds cheesely evil

wumpscut x.X launch the manure makers now

no.....chit you just dropped that cow like way to go mooinstien

...are you laughing yet...has you brain went...POP

darn guess not *snatches up a few calfs*

Hasta la moosta mootherfooker

okay ...I think i should stop now...before I get charged as a moodurer

for making the fellow rats laugh them selves to death.

....okay one last one...or two...or eleventeen

I am count moocula from moosavainla

now let me rest in my moofin before the the milk maidens arrive

to milk me x.x....that's it that's all

spork you very much the master of sporkaster leaves you all with the post of mooderate laughter

More random to make your head go boom

8:14pmRica

bouncey bouncey bouncey bounds at Kitt, chitters and chases her tail

8:14pmJulie

weeeeee heheheh

8:15pmRica

chase chase chase then chases wuff tail

8:16pmRica

Lol I just said this to a friend, "Make sure that booty kicking foot doesn't get too itchy. Might misfire and you'll kick somebody else's booty lol"

8:17pmJulie

rofl

8:43pmRica

Murrf I got distracted by that last match. Women wrestled. x.x; It's a weakness, I guess

8:44pmJulie

umm boobies?

8:44pmRica

Well, that and the spandex probably

My superhero weakness is boobies

8:45pmJulie

rofl

be all hey look hot chick...squirrel follows

8:46pmRica

Squirrel's boobie radar appears and tail starts twitching as I go, "Boop, boop, boop,"

Or if you want to get ridiculously funny, "Boob, boob, boob, boob," instead of boop

8:48pmJulie

XD

8:48pmRica

"boobies, boobies, boobies," like a magnet lol

Like my step-dad is a big booty magnet

8:49pmJulie

tilts head

8:49pmRica

We left the grocery store last week and this lady who had shoved herself into sweatpants started walking her cart in front of us and my step-dad oh man, he was going on and on about it while I"m trying not to laugh, 'cause I didn't want to embarrass the lady.

8:49pmJulie

chuckles

8:50pmRica

He has a tendency to not keep things to himself, he'll speak his mind. ;^^

8:50pmJulie

arfs and paws at all cute like

8:53pmRica

head s'plodes from the cute overload

8:53pmJulie

ewww cleans it up

brain goo

8:54pmRica

Brain goo: You made me s'plooode!

in odd little alien voice

8:55pmJulie

x.x

8:55pmRica

smothers in brain goo

IWIN

8:55pmJulie

eww hoses you off

8:55pmRica

slithers down the drain Nuuuuu

8:56pmJulie

grabs by tail and hangs you tail first on the clothes line

8:57pmRica

x.x blinks then wiggles Urrf urrf urf... What the? My powers have weakened? looks up which is down and sees a street YIPE!

This is what happens when a squirrel and a wolf have too much caffeine, time and boredom on their paws. Near chaos ensues! xD

Jealousy...

Jealousy is probably one of the worst of human emotions next to anger and pain. I always wonder why we feel this emotion... And when we do, why we act so harshly. Again, probably just in the human nature... But, I still wonder why. Why? Often times jealousy rears it's ugly head when it doesn't need to. Or we tell ourselves that, to make ourselves feel better. I often times do that... But like I said, human nature, so that's to be expected, right? More like a doi moment there... Anyway, don't know why I decided to bring it up. Probably 'cause I'm feeling that emotion right now.

Hate it.

Hate jealousy.

Hate people. Okay, hate is a strong word for that... Strongly dislike. There we go, strongly dislike other people.


Okay, I was about to go on into people and how I dislike them, but I won't. Again, I don't even know why I brought up the whole jealousy thing. Oh well. A reason to post right? I HATE PMS. Now THAT I CAN use the word hate. 'Cause I do hate it. The whole monthly time.

Gross, painful and annoying. But, it let's me know that I'm alive and I can still feel 'cause there are certain days where I just feel so mentally numb... UGH. DONE. Sorry.


~RiC@

Noooo!

Unnoticed gnome post pushed off the first page! *wiggles flails and chitters* No, no, no, nonono, no, no no noooooo! ...Hi. Had caffeine today, sooo that would explain my mood.


Or I'm just weird.

Yeah, I'm just weird...


*Chitters and mafias all hair dryers no matter how shiny they are then takes all the bubble wrap, sugar and pixie sticks and goes to the basement* I'll be sugar dealing if anybody needs me! *chitters and quickly closes the door* AND FOR THE RECORD, IF A MAN IN A SUIT COMES TO THE DOOR ASKING FOR 100k IN PESOS, I DIDN'T DO IT!! *chitter* sugar sugar yea yea sugar *chitter chitter*


Yeah, I'm odd. Hyper and odd. I need to let it out at a Walmart. Eehhhh!! Want to go walk around the Walmart but a 40 minute walk is too far! I'll be worn out by the time I got there. x.x DONE.

*squeaks*

Rawr rawr rawr, quit poking me...

Ohh all right *yawns and stretches crust and shakes off a few stray flakes*.

*rolls out of oven* oof!

*gets up and dusts off more flakes only to fall and splat into the wall*

Fine, fine ok ya got me. It’s been a while hasn’t it?

We have late breaking news here...The pie has finally emerged from it s oven after a very long period of pie-bernation. It has very much missed its fellow rats and their epic cheesiness.

Now what has this pie been up to you may ask? Well let’s just say it is far too much to merely list in this blog *pulls out giant roll of parchment paper* What? It’s the only decent paper you can find in a bakery.

You see, this pie has been one very busy being. It has quickly turned into quite the party pastry venturing away from its own familiar bakery into new bouncing grounds and has met many, many new creatures along the way. No, it has most certainly not forgotten about its beloved rat family, it still holds them near and dear in its filling and that won’t change. It doesn’t have nearly as much time under its tin as it used to. For that it feels guilty and apologizes greatly and will try and post more often.

Diet Pepsi Zero...

Tastes like Tab. x.x

Empty

Sorry about the long random poem. Thought about how many friends I'm losing to lack of communication or getting relationships. This poured out last week and I just kept writing and writing. Adding onto it as I kept thinking. I called it, "My friend," but, that'll be evident.

Friends we are,
Friends we were,
But through the dark,
I see no light.

No positive,
No negative,
Nothing.

You've grown distant,
My friend,
I can't see your light,
I see nothing.

My friend,
Where have you gone?
Where am I now?
Where are you?

Gone.

My dear friend,
Things aren't the same,
Where is my hero?
The one who said it would be okay?
Where is my light?
My friend?

A thousand words wouldn't be enough,
To bring you back.
My friend,
You're gone.

But my friend,
Life isn't easy,
This is clear now.
You've taken,
A bit of me,
With you.

Without you my friend,
Storms rumble,
Lightning flashes,
Showing me nothing.

It's stupid sometimes,
My friend,
How life can change,
With the blink of an eye.

Leaving me alone,
Without you,
My friend.

Without you,
My friend,
My life is broken,
Like puzzle pieces.

Where are you,
To put the puzzle together again?

Gone,
My friend,
You're gone.

I've cut those strings,
You're free,
No longer a dove.
You're free...

My friend,
I've set you free.


So, yeah, don't mind that. Just a random poem I felt like sharing, just in case anybody saw my newest status update. That's where I got it from. The last little bit, I added as I was typing it out.

I've lost so many friends. But, thus is life, right? If they're true, they'll stick by you to the end, no matter the distance between them. I feel I have quite a few true and good friends, so I shouldn't worry about those that I've lost throughout my life, right? Screw them...lol


DONEKTHNXBAI