So this is what my lil bro and I do when we get bored...
Calgary rules
Edmonton drools
Everyone else
They're a bunch of fools!
You're outta luck
You suck
You're a...puck!
Akayla 1991 stream online svenska undertext
4 years ago
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Poem
Hey guys, sorry about the dark subject matter here, this is a poem I wrote.
Life
It ain’t easy
Trying to scrape by
Going out in public and trying not to cry
You look around wondering
If everybody knows
What really goes on
When you’re at home
Seeing you little brother hide away shaking
As a fist flies through the wall
You try and comfort him and distract him from the screams
You imagine you’re off somewhere else
Maybe flying through space
But you can’t stop the tears from running down your own face
And the pain, it hurts
The blood drips down your arms
While you sit and fall apart
Holding onto the pieces of your shattered heart
Life away from home is no break either
People never treat you right
All they ever seem to do is look for a fight
They don’t see you for you
They poke and they tease
And the rejection...it kills
Cos life’s tough when you got no social skills
Sometimes you start to wonder
What’s the use?
Why keep carrying on when life itself seems like a noose?
Life
It ain’t easy
Trying to scrape by
Going out in public and trying not to cry
You look around wondering
If everybody knows
What really goes on
When you’re at home
Seeing you little brother hide away shaking
As a fist flies through the wall
You try and comfort him and distract him from the screams
You imagine you’re off somewhere else
Maybe flying through space
But you can’t stop the tears from running down your own face
And the pain, it hurts
The blood drips down your arms
While you sit and fall apart
Holding onto the pieces of your shattered heart
Life away from home is no break either
People never treat you right
All they ever seem to do is look for a fight
They don’t see you for you
They poke and they tease
And the rejection...it kills
Cos life’s tough when you got no social skills
Sometimes you start to wonder
What’s the use?
Why keep carrying on when life itself seems like a noose?
Monday, April 27, 2009
Friday, April 24, 2009
Random...
Mmkay... I can't show you these pictures 'cause my cell phone didn't come with the disc to take pictures taken WITH the phone--OFF of the phone. So... I'll just tell you the story. Hopefully it won't be terribly long. ^^;
Okay... Before going bowling on Tuesday my two friends and I met at the nearby mall to kill some time before bowling. The Tuesday night bowling starts at 9PM and this was an hour before. Okay, so, we were at the mall trying to kill time... Well, we decided to go to that Spencer gift store. You know, where all the nasty dirty gag stuff is? Plus cool stuff at the same time... Saw a spiffy pair of rainbow suspenders--but that's going off topic a bit. 'Kay... So, my friend went back to the back where the um *ahem* toys are. "Toys". And he laughs and calls me back there. Well, he pointed out a little sign underneath one of the uuhh "toys" and it said, "Please be advised: Due to the personal nature of these products, all sales are final. Products are intended for adult use only." then right above it, on one of the boxes said, "As seen on TV," and he looked at me and said, "Now how the hell does that work? It's a sex toy for crying out loud!" and I couldn't help it, I took out my phone and took the pictures.
Talk about random... Anyway... I'm done now. Got a kick out of that and I thought you all would. What? I'm a perv just like everyone else lol
"Grab life by the balls and laugh!" - My good friend's deceased aunt
Okay... Before going bowling on Tuesday my two friends and I met at the nearby mall to kill some time before bowling. The Tuesday night bowling starts at 9PM and this was an hour before. Okay, so, we were at the mall trying to kill time... Well, we decided to go to that Spencer gift store. You know, where all the nasty dirty gag stuff is? Plus cool stuff at the same time... Saw a spiffy pair of rainbow suspenders--but that's going off topic a bit. 'Kay... So, my friend went back to the back where the um *ahem* toys are. "Toys". And he laughs and calls me back there. Well, he pointed out a little sign underneath one of the uuhh "toys" and it said, "Please be advised: Due to the personal nature of these products, all sales are final. Products are intended for adult use only." then right above it, on one of the boxes said, "As seen on TV," and he looked at me and said, "Now how the hell does that work? It's a sex toy for crying out loud!" and I couldn't help it, I took out my phone and took the pictures.
Talk about random... Anyway... I'm done now. Got a kick out of that and I thought you all would. What? I'm a perv just like everyone else lol
"Grab life by the balls and laugh!" - My good friend's deceased aunt
So sorry
hey guys... so sorry that i havn't been anywhere near here lately. Both of my blogs are somewhat lacking in attention lately. Been going though some things, and really havn't felt like even looking at the world, let alone write anything possibly related to it. So, I'm sorry to say, but I'm gonna take a 'break' from the Rat pack. I'll still be trying to comment and read all of your stuff (You guys have the best shit out here man), and I might make a post on my own blog (runaways-hideout.blogspot.com if your interested), but I need to get my life somewhat straitened out... or imma gonna esplode big time.
Dear me.
So, I'm not really saying goodbye, I'm definitly planning to bombard you guys with my shitty thoughts come June, but I really need to get things in order first.
Sorry about this guys, i fell like I've done nothing here at all. But i really do want to be a part of this. I'll try and see you guys later.
-Mia
Dear me.
So, I'm not really saying goodbye, I'm definitly planning to bombard you guys with my shitty thoughts come June, but I really need to get things in order first.
Sorry about this guys, i fell like I've done nothing here at all. But i really do want to be a part of this. I'll try and see you guys later.
-Mia
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Stupid pennies...
Seriously wtf is it with pennies? They're always littering up your pockets and wallet causing unnecissary jingling and excess weight. Whenever you go to reach into your pocket to say pay for a parking meter, you always come up with a handful of ugly shiny little things staring back at you with beadly little maple leaf eyes. Of course you count them up only to realize your are two cents short. Two freaking cents which could mean the difference between the ultimate fate of a parking ticket and the reassurance that your car won't have mysteriously dissapeared out of thin air when you return.
The vending machines won't take them either, leaving you standing there in utter dissapointment with a watering mouth looking at the delicious chocolate that's staring you down, teasing you. You can almost hear it laughing at you because the only thing separating you between divine satisfaction and starvation is a bloody pane of glass and five fucking cents that makes the vending machine sick.
In the end, it all come down to the pennies. They are the coppery annoying works of pure evilness.
Oh and get this. Today I saw a lovely shiny penny right in the middle of the floor so I just had to bend down to pick it up. And guess what happened when I stood back up. Freaking whacked my head on the god damned table.
You know what they say, find a penny pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck. Spork that, it's just an evil plot. Those pennies, they're all coming up with this evil plot to piss off all of humanity. They're coming to invade all of our change and mulitply so we will have a giant mountain of hideous shiny brown-ness that we can do nothing with. If you take a look at your change jar, they're already at work. They've dominated over half the change you already have. It can only get worse from here. Pretty soon there will be no other coins left and the change world will be dominated by those unsightly little buggers.
We'd better do something about it before it's too late! All you rats and other creatures out there, gather up your pennies and prepare for a massive copper spork manufacturing fest!
Pennies are the shit of all change. You pay for something with a larger amount of money and what do you get in change? Always pennies. They're what's left over as waste and there's really nothing you can do with them. You put in a larger bill or coin into a vending machine or pay for something and it shits out pennies.
The vending machines won't take them either, leaving you standing there in utter dissapointment with a watering mouth looking at the delicious chocolate that's staring you down, teasing you. You can almost hear it laughing at you because the only thing separating you between divine satisfaction and starvation is a bloody pane of glass and five fucking cents that makes the vending machine sick.
In the end, it all come down to the pennies. They are the coppery annoying works of pure evilness.
Oh and get this. Today I saw a lovely shiny penny right in the middle of the floor so I just had to bend down to pick it up. And guess what happened when I stood back up. Freaking whacked my head on the god damned table.
You know what they say, find a penny pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck. Spork that, it's just an evil plot. Those pennies, they're all coming up with this evil plot to piss off all of humanity. They're coming to invade all of our change and mulitply so we will have a giant mountain of hideous shiny brown-ness that we can do nothing with. If you take a look at your change jar, they're already at work. They've dominated over half the change you already have. It can only get worse from here. Pretty soon there will be no other coins left and the change world will be dominated by those unsightly little buggers.
We'd better do something about it before it's too late! All you rats and other creatures out there, gather up your pennies and prepare for a massive copper spork manufacturing fest!
Pennies are the shit of all change. You pay for something with a larger amount of money and what do you get in change? Always pennies. They're what's left over as waste and there's really nothing you can do with them. You put in a larger bill or coin into a vending machine or pay for something and it shits out pennies.
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Fear the--Julie, you'll see this coming.
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POO POO PAWS! Yes, fear them! For they are dirty and covered in perverted brain gutter poo! IT WASN'T ME! ...Believe it or not, another started that. And it wasn't me. I only laughed at it and made it stick. Eew... Sticky yucky poo poo paws... WASH THEM! Must... WASHTHEM!! o-x; *twitch chitter*
HI NICE TO MEET YOU SHAKE MY POO POO PAW! Wait... My mind wasn't in the gutter today... Yesterday--but not today. NOPE.
MUFFIN MURDERER~! x-x Not I, said the squirrely squirrel of wrath and random.
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POO POO PAWS! Yes, fear them! For they are dirty and covered in perverted brain gutter poo! IT WASN'T ME! ...Believe it or not, another started that. And it wasn't me. I only laughed at it and made it stick. Eew... Sticky yucky poo poo paws... WASH THEM! Must... WASHTHEM!! o-x; *twitch chitter*
HI NICE TO MEET YOU SHAKE MY POO POO PAW! Wait... My mind wasn't in the gutter today... Yesterday--but not today. NOPE.
MUFFIN MURDERER~! x-x Not I, said the squirrely squirrel of wrath and random.
It all starts off with a facebook status...
Shannon Is not having octuplets LOL I am having une bebe tabernac!
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which resulted in this mad assault of replies
Natalie at 10:15pm April 19
No, no, it's octuplets for sure. I checked the ultra sounds myself, I see eight of them. *takes another sip of whiskey* Or is that nine? Five? Six? *another sip of whiskey* your babies keep multipying in your stomach, sorry to inform you, hun, 'tis true!
Julie
>.> hey I am supposed to ask you how are those octuplets comign along...you better be treating them fairly in that belly lol
*runs* please dont' hit me
*runs* please dont' hit me
Natalie
I wonder if i get take one of the Octuplets home? Julie can maybe, too. We can name one Zombie and the other one Gnome. We'd raise them along with our batch of flying monkeys and take over the world with Dr. Steel as our spokesman!
Shannon
Julie
Shannon
I told Tai I am naming the baby Aladdin
Julie
I want the one named gnome :D then I could train it like a toy solider and train it so well it will be a one gnome world take over machine....while zombie will feast on the souls of the unpure
while we full fill the loyal duties of Dr.Steel
Natalie
Natalie
while we full fill the loyal duties of Dr.Steel
Natalie
Aladdin is a good name. And so is Samara if it's a girl.
I'd say go with Samara!
Julie
I'd say go with Samara!
Julie
rofl do not name the kid nala or I will kick your arse biscuits :d
and I am so game for samara
and I am so game for samara
Natalie
Totally, Wolf -- that sounds like a really good plan. And my batch of flying monkeys should hatch soon. I've got the eggs under a heat lamp. Wait -- checking on the eggs -- tabernac! I put the heat up too much and now the eggs are cooked. awww *sad face* Well, I guess I have flying egg monkey omelets for dinner now *happy face* omelets are good. :D
Julie
Julie
I am trying so dang hard to not near piss my self laughing
flying egg monkey omelets
tabernac! you where supposed to rotate the eggs nat not eat them
Natalie
Julie
Natalie
flying egg monkey omelets
tabernac! you where supposed to rotate the eggs nat not eat them
Natalie
Damn, rotation, rotation, rotation... I keep forgetting about that. It says her right in the instructions to rotate the eggs often, and once hatched no not let them touch water and do not feel them after midnight. Damn! I knew I should of paid attention. Oh, shiney! I found a lucky lighter on my computer desk. It's pretty. *lights lighter* Shhhhineeeeyyy!
Julie
*head desks* you are not supposed to "feel them" after midnight nor feed them and yes rotate ....rotate....ro....hey look over there something shiny
Natalie
oh, yeah, feed 0_o not feel. See, I can't read instructions very well. I gets 'em all confused as I am distracted by the shiny things in life.
Alana at 11:18pm April 19
Julie
Alana at 11:18pm April 19
*dies laughing* I wants one of them flying monkeys. He would make a good pet long as he didn't try and shove bananas up my nose in my sleep
Julie
*sneaks a taste of said monkey egg omlet*
Natalie
Alana at 11:21pm April 19 rofl nooo nat, don't let the shinys lure you in with their mystical powers...
Natalie at 11:22pm April 19 shhhhhinnnnyyyyyy!
Natalie
Natalie
So, Shannon gets one baby, and Wolf and I get to keep one... that's 8 - 3 = 5. Yay I can count like the count.... One baby, Mu-ha-ha-ha, two babies, Mu-ha-ha-ha, Three... um, okay, I'll stop. Anyway, to the destructible point, there's 5 babies left -- who's gonna get them.
Alana at 11:21pm April 19 rofl nooo nat, don't let the shinys lure you in with their mystical powers...
Natalie at 11:22pm April 19 shhhhhinnnnyyyyyy!
Natalie
We should make a movie called, "The Shiny"
Alana
Alana
yes and the villian should some giant sequin encrusted brain hungry spork :P
Julie
Julie
and a prequel the day of the sporks
this is where it ended I hope I have to stop im laughing to hard here I am crying
this is where it ended I hope I have to stop im laughing to hard here I am crying
Saturday, April 18, 2009
The horror!
I had to flush my goldfish! But not before Barret took off the poor things fins and made it into a lovely scarf for me. He must have thought, "In loving memory of your goldfish... Here's his remains you can wear around your neck!" ...Doesn't that just sound... Terrible? I think so.
...But it looks so pretty! I'm a terrible, horrible person... What can I say? Just keep swimming... Just keep swimming... Doo di doo doo doooooo... I like to swiiiiiim--and when you waaaant to swim you want to keep on swimming! And it starts all over again!
Done.
...But it looks so pretty! I'm a terrible, horrible person... What can I say? Just keep swimming... Just keep swimming... Doo di doo doo doooooo... I like to swiiiiiim--and when you waaaant to swim you want to keep on swimming! And it starts all over again!
Done.
Friday, April 17, 2009
Lmao
Friend: Heh... There should be a 24 hours ervice chapel somewhere here like in Vegas.
Me: Chapel, yes, don't know about the twenty-four hour service though lol
Friend: Haha why not? Elvis needs to be here somewhere.
Me: Who would Elvis be marrying? Lol
Me: Himself?
Me: I uh-huh-huh-dooo lol
Friend: lol
Me: Vegas priest: I now pronounce you um... Narcesist and umm self
Me: Lol
Me: Sorry
Me: That was bad
Friend: Noooo... BY him.
Friend: and no, it was funny
Me: I can see it now. He'd jig up the isle then do his little dance moves, moon walk a little bit then do his thing lol
Me: And at the end... "You may now kiss the bride---THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH,"
Me: Chapel, yes, don't know about the twenty-four hour service though lol
Friend: Haha why not? Elvis needs to be here somewhere.
Me: Who would Elvis be marrying? Lol
Me: Himself?
Me: I uh-huh-huh-dooo lol
Friend: lol
Me: Vegas priest: I now pronounce you um... Narcesist and umm self
Me: Lol
Me: Sorry
Me: That was bad
Friend: Noooo... BY him.
Friend: and no, it was funny
Me: I can see it now. He'd jig up the isle then do his little dance moves, moon walk a little bit then do his thing lol
Me: And at the end... "You may now kiss the bride---THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH,"
Hyper squirrel vs tired wolf
[12:35] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: Thunder woke me up a few minutes ago but you know the weird thing is... IT'S SNOWING OUTSIDE. o-0;;
[12:36] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: O_O
[12:36] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: Exactly the response I gave when I looked out my patio door.
[12:38] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: nice
[12:38] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: nods
[12:39] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: transfers you to canada
[12:39] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: chitters
[12:45] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: wo
[12:45] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: chitter dances drinks coffee yummyyyyy
[12:45] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: mmm java
[12:46] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: chitters then immitates Bruce from Family Guy ooh noooo bounceb ounce
[12:47] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: Grr punker didn't give me a chance to say BE SAFE IN THAT EFFING SNOW
[12:47] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: damn
[12:47] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: Ah well, he's a safe driver. I hope o-0
[12:47] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: yeah
[12:48] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: Bastards! All the good Trillian skins aren't for basic! ;3;
[12:48] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: chitters and chews on Trillian
[12:48] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: chitters
[12:48] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: jumps
[12:48] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: o-x
[12:48] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: Wolves don't chitter!
[12:48] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: What's wrong with yyooooouuuu o-0 lol
[12:49] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: O_OP
[12:49] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: i ate a squirrel?
[12:49] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: gasps then hides under a hoodie
[12:49] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: noses
[12:49] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: No eat! No eat!
[12:49] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: lol
[12:50] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: throws a steak chew toy out of the hoodie
[12:50] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: *attacks it*
[12:51] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: pokes her head out from under the hoodie, gasps again then hides...again
[12:51] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: That poor chew toy!
[12:52] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: O_O looks at you
[12:52] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: squeaks and curls up in the hoodie not realizing her tail is poking out of the hoodie
[12:53] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: *attacks tail*
[12:53] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: squeaks
[12:54] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: yawns
[12:54] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: noses out a bag of coffee beans
[12:54] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: watches
[12:55] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: chitters, pokes her head out and sniffs her tail it smells like axe o-0
[12:55] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: O_O what you doing smelling my tail foo
[12:55] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: blinks wrong tail o-x
[12:56] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: Brb
[12:56] Meebo Message: RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!! is offline
[12:58] Meebo Message: RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!! is online
[12:58] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: chitters then rolls on the hoodie mark mark mark
[12:59] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: chuckles
[12:59] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: does the breast stroke on the hoodie, in place maaarrrk
[12:59] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: rofl
[12:59] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: and this wins the rat emmy
[12:59] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: omfg it's a squirrel *pounces*
[12:59] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: rolls on
[13:00] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: mark mark mark
[13:00] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: there nice and stinky
[13:00] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: chitter--stroke! chitter--stroke~ --eep!
[13:00] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: pah
[13:00] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: paws
[13:02] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: sorry lets you breath
[13:02] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: resumes pawing
[13:03] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: chuckles this belongs int he rat blog
[13:03] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: chitter--sneeze--chitter wuff dander!
[13:03] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: Yus
[13:03] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: likes i have no dander
[13:04] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: sneeze
[13:04] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: Gotta be something else lol
[13:04] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: I KNEW IT
[13:04] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: Squirrel dander!
[13:04] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: sneeze
[13:04] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: >.> you owe me 200 for the fur cleaning
[13:04] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: tries to put you in the sink with the running water bath time!
[13:05] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: noooooooo
[13:05] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: growls and swat
[13:05] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: Water is your friend!
[13:05] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: Oh, that's right, sink too small
[13:05] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: ...Tub!
[13:05] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: drags
[13:05] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: Winston draw the bath!
[13:07] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: rofl
[13:07] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: chitter
[13:07] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: No bath? Ok! More for me! *jumps in the tub* Wheeee
[13:07] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: splash splash
[12:36] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: O_O
[12:36] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: Exactly the response I gave when I looked out my patio door.
[12:38] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: nice
[12:38] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: nods
[12:39] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: transfers you to canada
[12:39] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: chitters
[12:45] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: wo
[12:45] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: chitter dances drinks coffee yummyyyyy
[12:45] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: mmm java
[12:46] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: chitters then immitates Bruce from Family Guy ooh noooo bounceb ounce
[12:47] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: Grr punker didn't give me a chance to say BE SAFE IN THAT EFFING SNOW
[12:47] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: damn
[12:47] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: Ah well, he's a safe driver. I hope o-0
[12:47] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: yeah
[12:48] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: Bastards! All the good Trillian skins aren't for basic! ;3;
[12:48] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: chitters and chews on Trillian
[12:48] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: chitters
[12:48] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: jumps
[12:48] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: o-x
[12:48] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: Wolves don't chitter!
[12:48] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: What's wrong with yyooooouuuu o-0 lol
[12:49] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: O_OP
[12:49] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: i ate a squirrel?
[12:49] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: gasps then hides under a hoodie
[12:49] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: noses
[12:49] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: No eat! No eat!
[12:49] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: lol
[12:50] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: throws a steak chew toy out of the hoodie
[12:50] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: *attacks it*
[12:51] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: pokes her head out from under the hoodie, gasps again then hides...again
[12:51] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: That poor chew toy!
[12:52] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: O_O looks at you
[12:52] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: squeaks and curls up in the hoodie not realizing her tail is poking out of the hoodie
[12:53] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: *attacks tail*
[12:53] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: squeaks
[12:54] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: yawns
[12:54] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: noses out a bag of coffee beans
[12:54] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: watches
[12:55] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: chitters, pokes her head out and sniffs her tail it smells like axe o-0
[12:55] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: O_O what you doing smelling my tail foo
[12:55] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: blinks wrong tail o-x
[12:56] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: Brb
[12:56] Meebo Message: RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!! is offline
[12:58] Meebo Message: RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!! is online
[12:58] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: chitters then rolls on the hoodie mark mark mark
[12:59] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: chuckles
[12:59] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: does the breast stroke on the hoodie, in place maaarrrk
[12:59] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: rofl
[12:59] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: and this wins the rat emmy
[12:59] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: omfg it's a squirrel *pounces*
[12:59] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: rolls on
[13:00] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: mark mark mark
[13:00] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: there nice and stinky
[13:00] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: chitter--stroke! chitter--stroke~ --eep!
[13:00] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: pah
[13:00] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: paws
[13:02] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: sorry lets you breath
[13:02] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: resumes pawing
[13:03] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: chuckles this belongs int he rat blog
[13:03] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: chitter--sneeze--chitter wuff dander!
[13:03] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: Yus
[13:03] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: likes i have no dander
[13:04] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: sneeze
[13:04] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: Gotta be something else lol
[13:04] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: I KNEW IT
[13:04] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: Squirrel dander!
[13:04] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: sneeze
[13:04] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: >.> you owe me 200 for the fur cleaning
[13:04] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: tries to put you in the sink with the running water bath time!
[13:05] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: noooooooo
[13:05] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: growls and swat
[13:05] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: Water is your friend!
[13:05] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: Oh, that's right, sink too small
[13:05] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: ...Tub!
[13:05] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: drags
[13:05] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: Winston draw the bath!
[13:07] §ilentWolf we all fade away someday: rofl
[13:07] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: chitter
[13:07] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: No bath? Ok! More for me! *jumps in the tub* Wheeee
[13:07] RiC@ : radioactive rubber pants!!: splash splash
erm...question
Ok, please don't hit me here but...
If you come to a class late, like insanely late I'm talkin' missed half the class, is it better to go in and interrupt the class to take your seat and face the weird stares or is it better to just skip out on it entirely?
If you come to a class late, like insanely late I'm talkin' missed half the class, is it better to go in and interrupt the class to take your seat and face the weird stares or is it better to just skip out on it entirely?
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Cute :)
Really hope this works as I'm posting via proxy here at school, but I came across this and just felt the need to share...
A boy broom and a girl broom are dating.
Girl Broom: "I don't know how to tell you this. But I think a little broom is on the way."
Boy Broom: "That can't be. We haven't swept together yet."
A boy broom and a girl broom are dating.
Girl Broom: "I don't know how to tell you this. But I think a little broom is on the way."
Boy Broom: "That can't be. We haven't swept together yet."
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
No title here
Gah I don't even know how to start this off...I just feel the need to write right now. Please don't reply to this, I'm not looking for attention. I'll probably snap at you if you do. For that I'm very, very sorry. I just have not been my normal self lately.
I have not felt this down in quite a long time. It's not the normal type of sad/frusterated type down either. I feel just flat out depressed. Don't feel like doing anything, even the things I love. All I want to do right now is just curl up in my room and cry. I can't seem to face life right now. Even music isn't doing anything to make me feel better. I don't feel like hanging out with my best buddy at lunch like I normally do. I just want to go home and sleep off my lunch and spare period, which I probably will. I missed that Union meeting yesterday and I feel really bad about it, but I just could not bring myself to get out of bed. I think I'm annoying my supervisor right now cos I'm being too clingy and asking too many questions. I'm just excited and want to help out. I guess I just gotta step on my crust and shut up.
I'm falling severely behind in school due to just not feeling like going and the fact that I most likely won't be walking the stage. I just feel like why bother coming to a place that you fucking hate and that sucks the life out of you if you're not getting anything out of it? It seems pretty damn pointless, doesn't it? Although there are a couple of classes here that I really do enjoy (like the one I'm in right now) I just seem to be losing all motivation and interest for them. I'm burning out hardcore here.
There's a few other things that are really bugging me and are causing most of this depressed state I'm in, but I prefer not to share them. The pies stupid little brain is about to explode here, so I'd better leave you guys.
Oh ps, happy belated easter sporks!
I have not felt this down in quite a long time. It's not the normal type of sad/frusterated type down either. I feel just flat out depressed. Don't feel like doing anything, even the things I love. All I want to do right now is just curl up in my room and cry. I can't seem to face life right now. Even music isn't doing anything to make me feel better. I don't feel like hanging out with my best buddy at lunch like I normally do. I just want to go home and sleep off my lunch and spare period, which I probably will. I missed that Union meeting yesterday and I feel really bad about it, but I just could not bring myself to get out of bed. I think I'm annoying my supervisor right now cos I'm being too clingy and asking too many questions. I'm just excited and want to help out. I guess I just gotta step on my crust and shut up.
I'm falling severely behind in school due to just not feeling like going and the fact that I most likely won't be walking the stage. I just feel like why bother coming to a place that you fucking hate and that sucks the life out of you if you're not getting anything out of it? It seems pretty damn pointless, doesn't it? Although there are a couple of classes here that I really do enjoy (like the one I'm in right now) I just seem to be losing all motivation and interest for them. I'm burning out hardcore here.
There's a few other things that are really bugging me and are causing most of this depressed state I'm in, but I prefer not to share them. The pies stupid little brain is about to explode here, so I'd better leave you guys.
Oh ps, happy belated easter sporks!
Monday, April 13, 2009
Rofl moment...brought to you by the mayonegg and the pie
The picture:
emmer mayonegg. says:
nice dp haha
AJ. Scatter brain. says:
thanks
poor jason lol
emmer mayonegg. says:
haha
it's his own fault
there was 2 in a row this year
he shouldv'e caught them
AJ. Scatter brain. says:
haha
he's been spending too much time playing violent video games to pay attention to the date
emmer mayonegg. says:
tsk tsk
killers these days
....master of sporkaster...pt.7...no wait it's eggtastic
whats for sporkfest?......sporking eggs we got them sporked boiled,sporkable and sporky side up
along with many more sporking ways for these eggs.
oh wait I forgot about sporkled eggs thank you rica for the reminder :)
now then while I am so very very sporking bored/hyper/collecting easter eggs on gaia
this post is not gonna make sense,nore will it be proper
It's the Eye of the sporker , it's the prong of the fork
sporkin up to the challenge of our rats
And the last known gnomer stalks her sporks in the night
And she's sporkin us all in eye of the sporker
oh oh side note rica joined in on the fun so now imma be the red and she gonna be the blue
Look mommy look! What is it dear? The Easter spork!! He's come to put sporks, chocolate sporks and marshmallow sporks in my spork!
I swear I know it's a lil late for easter sporkings but still
Sporkzilla now with 90% more Tokyo for your diet
To understand spork, one must be sporked
Imma gonna spork you up then toss you and hey look over there a sporkaria
I wanna spork you like an animal!
sporkergizer it just keeps on sporking....and sporking and .....
"I am Arnold Swhartzin-sporker, I'LL BE BACK!"
I like big sporks and I can not lie
You other gnomers can't spork
That when a mayon egg walks in with an itty sporky waist
And a sporking thing in your face
You get sporked, wanna pull out your gnome
'Cause you notice that spork was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's sporking
I'm hooked and I can't stop gnoming
Oh baby, I wanna get sporked
And gnome your picture
My gnomeboys tried to spork me
But with that gnome you got makes me feel so sporky
Ooh, Rump-o'-sporky-spork
You say you wanna get in my gnome?
Well, spork me, spork me
'Cause you ain't that average gnomie
I've seen them sporking'
The gnome with sporkancin'
She's gnome, sporkmiet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'sporkette
I'm tired of sporkzines
Sayin' flat spork are the thing
Take the average ratting gnome and spork them
She gotta spork much back
So, sporkellas! (Yeah!) sporkellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the spork? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to gnome it! (spork it!) spork it! (spork it!)
spam that healthy butt!
Baby got spork!
this was a short belated easter sporking for all you rats
happy belated easter
along with many more sporking ways for these eggs.
oh wait I forgot about sporkled eggs thank you rica for the reminder :)
now then while I am so very very sporking bored/hyper/collecting easter eggs on gaia
this post is not gonna make sense,nore will it be proper
It's the Eye of the sporker , it's the prong of the fork
sporkin up to the challenge of our rats
And the last known gnomer stalks her sporks in the night
And she's sporkin us all in eye of the sporker
oh oh side note rica joined in on the fun so now imma be the red and she gonna be the blue
Look mommy look! What is it dear? The Easter spork!! He's come to put sporks, chocolate sporks and marshmallow sporks in my spork!
I swear I know it's a lil late for easter sporkings but still
Sporkzilla now with 90% more Tokyo for your diet
To understand spork, one must be sporked
Imma gonna spork you up then toss you and hey look over there a sporkaria
I wanna spork you like an animal!
sporkergizer it just keeps on sporking....and sporking and .....
"I am Arnold Swhartzin-sporker, I'LL BE BACK!"
I like big sporks and I can not lie
You other gnomers can't spork
That when a mayon egg walks in with an itty sporky waist
And a sporking thing in your face
You get sporked, wanna pull out your gnome
'Cause you notice that spork was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's sporking
I'm hooked and I can't stop gnoming
Oh baby, I wanna get sporked
And gnome your picture
My gnomeboys tried to spork me
But with that gnome you got makes me feel so sporky
Ooh, Rump-o'-sporky-spork
You say you wanna get in my gnome?
Well, spork me, spork me
'Cause you ain't that average gnomie
I've seen them sporking'
The gnome with sporkancin'
She's gnome, sporkmiet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'sporkette
I'm tired of sporkzines
Sayin' flat spork are the thing
Take the average ratting gnome and spork them
She gotta spork much back
So, sporkellas! (Yeah!) sporkellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the spork? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to gnome it! (spork it!) spork it! (spork it!)
spam that healthy butt!
Baby got spork!
this was a short belated easter sporking for all you rats
happy belated easter
o-0
Murder has been commited!! WHO DONE IT?! Was it the pumpernickel with the butcher knife in the bathroom?! ;3;
Sunday, April 12, 2009
. . . . . .
That play was amazing!! Gave me chills, brought tears to my eyes--MULTIPLE times. But of course, something like that would bring tears to anyone's eyes. BUT... I enjoyed it none the less. Sadly, they changed a few scenes and added a few scenes. For example... "Arise My Love" by New Song--wasn't in it this go 'round. Made me sad... But, it was still really, really good.
Wanted to get my picture taken with the actor who played Jesus--But damn he was popular lol. Go figure, huh?
IT'S FUCKING SNOWING OUTSIDE!! o-x;; I mean seriously--It's spring time! >.<;; Stupid weather...
Friend of mine (the one who's preg in Second Life) wants me to be there in four and a half weeks. I'm thinking, "Eh, sure, why not?" but also thinking, "That's gonna be ODD as all hell," lol OK I'M DONE NOW!! *chitter*
Happy Easter to all the Radtacular *random* rats!
Wanted to get my picture taken with the actor who played Jesus--But damn he was popular lol. Go figure, huh?
IT'S FUCKING SNOWING OUTSIDE!! o-x;; I mean seriously--It's spring time! >.<;; Stupid weather...
Friend of mine (the one who's preg in Second Life) wants me to be there in four and a half weeks. I'm thinking, "Eh, sure, why not?" but also thinking, "That's gonna be ODD as all hell," lol OK I'M DONE NOW!! *chitter*
Happy Easter to all the Radtacular *random* rats!
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Thorn!
One of the most popular Easter plays at the biggest church here in the state. TONIIIIGHT. I'm excited! Finally get to go with one of my friends whom I haven't gotten to hang out with in a long time due to her dad. Me thinks... Her folks aren't gonna be together much longer... I wouldn't be around that negative attitude either.
But anyway... I'll be taking pictures. So I'll come home with lots. =3
If you read this and go, "Feh," that's cool, I don't care because I enjoy this play.
But anyway... I'll be taking pictures. So I'll come home with lots. =3
If you read this and go, "Feh," that's cool, I don't care because I enjoy this play.
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Shine Of The Tinner....wolfs ode to pie
Risin' up, back on the shelf
Did my time, took my spatula
Pied the baker, now I'm gooped all over
Just a pie and her will to survive
So many times, it rises too fast
You change your filling for glory
Don't lose your crust on the dreams of the past
You must rotate just to keep them fresh
It's the shine of the tinner , it's the cream of the crop
Risin' up to the challenge of our baker
And the last known pie stalks her oven in the night
And she's tinning' us all in the shine of the tinner
pie to pie, out in the oven
Risin' tough, stayin' goopy
They stack the tins 'til we take to the oven
For we bake with the skill to survive
It's the shine of the tinner , it's the cream of the crop
Risin' up to the challenge of our baker
And the last known pie stalks her oven in the night
And she's tinning' us all in the shine of the tinner
Risin' up, straight to the crust
Have the filling, got the glory
Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop
Just a pie and her will to survive
It's the shine of the tinner , it's the cream of the crop
Risin' up to the challenge of our baker
And the last known pie stalks her oven in the night
And she's tinning' us all in the shine of the tinner
.....the shine of the tinner
Did my time, took my spatula
Pied the baker, now I'm gooped all over
Just a pie and her will to survive
So many times, it rises too fast
You change your filling for glory
Don't lose your crust on the dreams of the past
You must rotate just to keep them fresh
It's the shine of the tinner , it's the cream of the crop
Risin' up to the challenge of our baker
And the last known pie stalks her oven in the night
And she's tinning' us all in the shine of the tinner
pie to pie, out in the oven
Risin' tough, stayin' goopy
They stack the tins 'til we take to the oven
For we bake with the skill to survive
It's the shine of the tinner , it's the cream of the crop
Risin' up to the challenge of our baker
And the last known pie stalks her oven in the night
And she's tinning' us all in the shine of the tinner
Risin' up, straight to the crust
Have the filling, got the glory
Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop
Just a pie and her will to survive
It's the shine of the tinner , it's the cream of the crop
Risin' up to the challenge of our baker
And the last known pie stalks her oven in the night
And she's tinning' us all in the shine of the tinner
.....the shine of the tinner
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
hell explained by a chemistry student ....O_o
Following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well: Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell,then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell,then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.
Who likes spam?
I like big spams and I can not lie
You other brothers can't spam
That when a girl walks in with an itty spammy waist
And a spam thing in your face
You get spammed, wanna pull out your spam
'Cause you notice that spam was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's spamming
I'm hooked and I can't stop spamming
Oh baby, I wanna get spammed
And spame your picture
My spameboys tried to spam me
But with that spam you got makes me feel so spammy
Ooh, Rump-o'-spammy-spam
You say you wanna get in my spam?
Well, spam me, spam me
'Cause you ain't that average spammy
I've seen them spammin'
The spam with romancin'
She's spam, spammiet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'spamette
I'm tired of spamzines
Sayin' flat spams are the thing
Take the average black spam and spam him that
She gotta spam much back
So, spamellas! (Yeah!) spamellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the spam? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (spam it!) spam it! (spam it!)
spam that healthy butt!
Baby got spam!
You other brothers can't spam
That when a girl walks in with an itty spammy waist
And a spam thing in your face
You get spammed, wanna pull out your spam
'Cause you notice that spam was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's spamming
I'm hooked and I can't stop spamming
Oh baby, I wanna get spammed
And spame your picture
My spameboys tried to spam me
But with that spam you got makes me feel so spammy
Ooh, Rump-o'-spammy-spam
You say you wanna get in my spam?
Well, spam me, spam me
'Cause you ain't that average spammy
I've seen them spammin'
The spam with romancin'
She's spam, spammiet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'spamette
I'm tired of spamzines
Sayin' flat spams are the thing
Take the average black spam and spam him that
She gotta spam much back
So, spamellas! (Yeah!) spamellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the spam? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (spam it!) spam it! (spam it!)
spam that healthy butt!
Baby got spam!
CHECK THIS OUT!
Someone's Gaia signature had this. Didn't ask, but then who does anymore? Besides--I thought it would be funny if you all got to see it.
there is no spork ....O_O OMFG
You know how we went from saying this
to the fearing of the all mighty spork to the all might spork rants which turned out to be quite sporkafiying weird mind you even though half them were sporkatic and and made no sporkense they truly made a person go inspork.
oh how much I loved them but it is time to do this *jedi hand waves*
yes you heard that right now repeat after me.....there....is...no...spork
very good now you see it has come to the attention of me that day by day the sporks were driving me nuts oh how I loved to rant about them how much did I just go overboard ranting and a sporking about thy beloved sporks.....will you know I figured it out all along it was the evil plot of the vile gnomes and evil sneaky penguins to get me so entranced in with the spork that it would sidetrack me .
thus giving them due time to build up there armies and defenses and sadly half the time get poor me gnomed to nearly death by pointy little gnome shoes.
also I am saying El-mango is nothing but a kebler elf cleverly disguised as a human being O_O she is a spy I tell you a spy....hey she may seem all innocent selling those christmas tres but whoa let me tell ya......it's all a bluff just something to throw you off while Aj is with her in the evil plotting of the mass stealing and hording just like a squirrel mind you of the beloved tim tams.
O_O how can you be so cruel how can you be so heartless....how....how...hey garland *pounces it and plays around with it*
.....25 mins later... Oh pardon me it was all shiny you know and then I was all "OMG A SHINY"
who is distracting me now...Rica how many times have I told you to lock away the sparklies cause you know I always wanted a sparkly and if it seems I am slamming my own team bloggers I am not really as you can see.
this could all be a plot to confuse the vile gnomes to thinking that there plan is working but it's not you hear me O_O *grabs you by your shirt collar* ITS NOT GONNA WORK
......BAM "gets tackled by oompa loompas" *flails and whines*
.......30 mins later.... Oh I am so sorry I do not know what came over me there I am so sorry.
so now are we all good yes no more misunderstandings good
oh ya there is no spork O_O
this message has been brought to you by the wu....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh oh the evils noooooo
*the sounds of gnome feet and penguin flaps can be heard in the background*
quick everybody run they caught on I said RUN DANG IT RUN....
*dives for the in case of gnome and penguin attacks press this button*
to the fearing of the all mighty spork to the all might spork rants which turned out to be quite sporkafiying weird mind you even though half them were sporkatic and and made no sporkense they truly made a person go inspork.
oh how much I loved them but it is time to do this *jedi hand waves*
yes you heard that right now repeat after me.....there....is...no...spork
very good now you see it has come to the attention of me that day by day the sporks were driving me nuts oh how I loved to rant about them how much did I just go overboard ranting and a sporking about thy beloved sporks.....will you know I figured it out all along it was the evil plot of the vile gnomes and evil sneaky penguins to get me so entranced in with the spork that it would sidetrack me .
thus giving them due time to build up there armies and defenses and sadly half the time get poor me gnomed to nearly death by pointy little gnome shoes.
also I am saying El-mango is nothing but a kebler elf cleverly disguised as a human being O_O she is a spy I tell you a spy....hey she may seem all innocent selling those christmas tres but whoa let me tell ya......it's all a bluff just something to throw you off while Aj is with her in the evil plotting of the mass stealing and hording just like a squirrel mind you of the beloved tim tams.
O_O how can you be so cruel how can you be so heartless....how....how...hey garland *pounces it and plays around with it*
.....25 mins later... Oh pardon me it was all shiny you know and then I was all "OMG A SHINY"
who is distracting me now...Rica how many times have I told you to lock away the sparklies cause you know I always wanted a sparkly and if it seems I am slamming my own team bloggers I am not really as you can see.
this could all be a plot to confuse the vile gnomes to thinking that there plan is working but it's not you hear me O_O *grabs you by your shirt collar* ITS NOT GONNA WORK
......BAM "gets tackled by oompa loompas" *flails and whines*
.......30 mins later.... Oh I am so sorry I do not know what came over me there I am so sorry.
so now are we all good yes no more misunderstandings good
oh ya there is no spork O_O
this message has been brought to you by the wu....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh oh the evils noooooo
*the sounds of gnome feet and penguin flaps can be heard in the background*
quick everybody run they caught on I said RUN DANG IT RUN....
*dives for the in case of gnome and penguin attacks press this button*
Monday, April 6, 2009
Don't Spork Us Now
Tonight we’re gonna have ourselves a real ratty time
We feel cheeesy
and the world, it's sporking it's self inside out
Floating around in coffee
We’re like dinosaurs bounding through Jurassic Park
Like a pixie sticks getting snorted up somebody’s nose
We’re zombies nomming brains out
Here comes the blood blood blood
There’s no sporking us
We’re burning through dumpsters and such
With twenty litres of gasoline
That’s why they call us rats pyros
We’re zooming at the speed of gnomes
Making a supersonic escape
Don’t spork us now,
We’re having such a wicked time
We’re having ball,
Don’t spork us now
If you wanna have a cheesy time
Just give us a call
Don’t spork us now (we’re having a cheesy time)
Don’t spork us now (we’re having a radtacular time)
Never wanna spork at all
We’re pickles on our way to the gourmet deli
Ready to be made into a sandwhich
We’re groupies, we’re out of control
Ready to jump up onto the stage
Like a plugged toilet about to
Oh oh oh overflow
We’re burning through dumpsters and such
With twenty litres of gasoline
That’s why they call us rats pyros
We’re falling at the speed of gnomes
Getting super stupid arrested
Don’t spork us, don’t spork us
Don’t spork us, squeak squeak squeak
Don’t spork us, don’t spork us, chatter chatter (we like cheese!)
Don’t spork us, don’t spork us
Have a wicked time, have a cheesy time
Don’t spork us, don’t spork us, ahh!
We’re burning through dumpsters and such
With twenty litres of gasoline
That’s why they call us rats pyros
We’re zooming at the speed of gnomes
Making a supersonic get away
Don’t spork us now,
We’re having such a wicked time
We’re having ball,
Don’t spork us now
If you wanna have a cheesy time
Just give us a call
Don’t spork us now (we’re having a tasteful time)
Don’t spork us now (we’re having a radtacular time)
Never wanna spork at all
We feel cheeesy
and the world, it's sporking it's self inside out
Floating around in coffee
We’re like dinosaurs bounding through Jurassic Park
Like a pixie sticks getting snorted up somebody’s nose
We’re zombies nomming brains out
Here comes the blood blood blood
There’s no sporking us
We’re burning through dumpsters and such
With twenty litres of gasoline
That’s why they call us rats pyros
We’re zooming at the speed of gnomes
Making a supersonic escape
Don’t spork us now,
We’re having such a wicked time
We’re having ball,
Don’t spork us now
If you wanna have a cheesy time
Just give us a call
Don’t spork us now (we’re having a cheesy time)
Don’t spork us now (we’re having a radtacular time)
Never wanna spork at all
We’re pickles on our way to the gourmet deli
Ready to be made into a sandwhich
We’re groupies, we’re out of control
Ready to jump up onto the stage
Like a plugged toilet about to
Oh oh oh overflow
We’re burning through dumpsters and such
With twenty litres of gasoline
That’s why they call us rats pyros
We’re falling at the speed of gnomes
Getting super stupid arrested
Don’t spork us, don’t spork us
Don’t spork us, squeak squeak squeak
Don’t spork us, don’t spork us, chatter chatter (we like cheese!)
Don’t spork us, don’t spork us
Have a wicked time, have a cheesy time
Don’t spork us, don’t spork us, ahh!
We’re burning through dumpsters and such
With twenty litres of gasoline
That’s why they call us rats pyros
We’re zooming at the speed of gnomes
Making a supersonic get away
Don’t spork us now,
We’re having such a wicked time
We’re having ball,
Don’t spork us now
If you wanna have a cheesy time
Just give us a call
Don’t spork us now (we’re having a tasteful time)
Don’t spork us now (we’re having a radtacular time)
Never wanna spork at all
sporkdise gnomeity
Take me down
To the sporkdise gnomeity
Where the gnomes are vile
And the squirrels are pretty
Take me home
Spork a' mango
gnomin under the spork
I'm a Spork case
that's gnome to spork
I'm your sporkity case
So gnome me somethin' to spork
I'll gnome you at another time
spork it to the end of the line
pies to mayoneggs or so they spork
Ya gotta-keep sporkin
for the spork and gnome
It's all a sporkamble
When it's just a gnome
Ya treat it like a sporkital crime
Everybody's gnomin their time
Take me down
To the sporkdise gnomeity
Where the gnomes are vile
And the squirrels are pretty
Take me home
sporked in the chair
of the gnomitys spork chamber
Why I'm here I can't quite sporkember
The gnome general says
it's sporkazrdous to breathe
I'd have another sporkarette
but I can't see
Tell me who you're gonna believe
Take me down
To the sporkdise gnomeity
Where the gnomes are vile
And the squirrels are pretty
Take me home
So spork away
So spork away
So spork away
So spork away
Captain maxride has been sporked apart
Now she's a court sporker
with a broken heart
she said-
Turn me around and
take me back to the spork
I must be losin' my mind-
"Are you blind?"
I've sporked it all a million times
To the sporkdise gnomeity
Where the gnomes are vile
And the squirrels are pretty
Take me home
Spork a' mango
gnomin under the spork
I'm a Spork case
that's gnome to spork
I'm your sporkity case
So gnome me somethin' to spork
I'll gnome you at another time
spork it to the end of the line
pies to mayoneggs or so they spork
Ya gotta-keep sporkin
for the spork and gnome
It's all a sporkamble
When it's just a gnome
Ya treat it like a sporkital crime
Everybody's gnomin their time
Take me down
To the sporkdise gnomeity
Where the gnomes are vile
And the squirrels are pretty
Take me home
sporked in the chair
of the gnomitys spork chamber
Why I'm here I can't quite sporkember
The gnome general says
it's sporkazrdous to breathe
I'd have another sporkarette
but I can't see
Tell me who you're gonna believe
Take me down
To the sporkdise gnomeity
Where the gnomes are vile
And the squirrels are pretty
Take me home
So spork away
So spork away
So spork away
So spork away
Captain maxride has been sporked apart
Now she's a court sporker
with a broken heart
she said-
Turn me around and
take me back to the spork
I must be losin' my mind-
"Are you blind?"
I've sporked it all a million times
.....master of sporkaster pt 6 aka this is has gone spork hill
"Guess who's spork guess who's spork,spork again tell a friend" (okay I know in all my cheesiness that was beyound cheesy)
The spork and I
Sporkage 2 the sporkdown
"I will make you chop down the largest tree in the forest with a.....sporkling"
"We are the knights that say spork"
"bring out your spork"
"but im not sporked yet"
"the sporks are going, So why can't I?"
"marty the sporks are sporkotic"
"We live in a bloody spork we need all the land we can get"
"sporker....don't you think we should tell them that the boat's out of gas?"
Monty sporkon and the holy sporkail
"I have a sporkache, and with a spork this big, that's no joke."
"You won't spork me foolish child! Don't you know who I am?"
"The sporkberries tasts like spork berries"
" I'll get you my pretty... and your little spork, too!"
" Just because I cannot spork it, doesn't mean I can't believe it!"
Guess who's spork spork again mongoose mafia is back tell a gnome
Spork and destwoy
No more mr. spork guy
the man behind the spork
sporks out for the summer
Sorry pardon me were is the sporkroom I really got to spork *crosses legs*
"I spork you, you spork me we are all one big sporkany"
"This is the spork that never ends it goes on and on my friend some people started sporking it not knowing what it was for this is the spork that......"
Fear the grim sporker
"Oh sporko were art thou sporko"
sporkbusters
The four sporkmen
to live is to spork
of wolf and spork
enter the sporkman
sporking on heavans doors
boulevard of broken sporks
Dirty sporks done spork cheap
you spork me all night long
bed of sporks
welcome to my sporkmare
hungry like a spork
spork like that
sporker were going down
sporks on fire
goodbye blue spork
I dare you to spork
Dirty little sporket
spork at the devil
inmortally inspork
bark at the spork
sporkdise city
Okay that's all I have for now I was inspired today no wait.....I was insporkired
The spork and I
Sporkage 2 the sporkdown
"I will make you chop down the largest tree in the forest with a.....sporkling"
"We are the knights that say spork"
"bring out your spork"
"but im not sporked yet"
"the sporks are going, So why can't I?"
"marty the sporks are sporkotic"
"We live in a bloody spork we need all the land we can get"
"sporker....don't you think we should tell them that the boat's out of gas?"
Monty sporkon and the holy sporkail
"I have a sporkache, and with a spork this big, that's no joke."
"You won't spork me foolish child! Don't you know who I am?"
"The sporkberries tasts like spork berries"
" I'll get you my pretty... and your little spork, too!"
" Just because I cannot spork it, doesn't mean I can't believe it!"
Guess who's spork spork again mongoose mafia is back tell a gnome
Spork and destwoy
No more mr. spork guy
the man behind the spork
sporks out for the summer
Sorry pardon me were is the sporkroom I really got to spork *crosses legs*
"I spork you, you spork me we are all one big sporkany"
"This is the spork that never ends it goes on and on my friend some people started sporking it not knowing what it was for this is the spork that......"
Fear the grim sporker
"Oh sporko were art thou sporko"
sporkbusters
The four sporkmen
to live is to spork
of wolf and spork
enter the sporkman
sporking on heavans doors
boulevard of broken sporks
Dirty sporks done spork cheap
you spork me all night long
bed of sporks
welcome to my sporkmare
hungry like a spork
spork like that
sporker were going down
sporks on fire
goodbye blue spork
I dare you to spork
Dirty little sporket
spork at the devil
inmortally inspork
bark at the spork
sporkdise city
Okay that's all I have for now I was inspired today no wait.....I was insporkired
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Time to gnome things up...GNOMES they be vile
Okay now hear this for I shall give you all why I think gnomes are vile and why they must be hunted down
1. Those really tall lawn gnomes sure they guard your lawn but secretly they plan to join the NBA and thus widen there grip on gnoming the world
2. there vile little gnome spit sure it may be all colorful but once you step in it will either be ewwww *does a silly little dance* I just stepped in vile gnome spit or oh god ahhhhhh *runs around* it burns it burns little do you know sometimes that vile gnome spit is quite acidic
3. They steal your underwear
4. they can cleverly disguise them selves as you kids gi joe or even barbie doll O_o....Don't ask why they just can
5. they have a horrible fashion statement come on pointy little hat and tunic thing oh so out now pirate clothes now that's hot....*ahem* sorry about that I meant to say pirate clothes now that's more like it yarrghh
6. The way they stand in your garden motionless and those beady little eyes just watching you...maybe even following you then *BAM* you get smacked in the head with the end of the rake see there that's what the gnomes do that's there silly little game of smack the poor human with the rake
7. Flesh eating gnome lice you know folks that skeeter bite you have on ya is probably really not a skeeter bite it's probably that flesh eating gnome lice!!!! that's gotten to you and you wanna know why cause you never followed the fellow captain larry bobs warning signs a gnome has been in your house
8. Gnome gas ya you got that right the most vile of all there gnome gas you may think it's the dog or cat but oooooo no its that dang blasted vile gnome who runs around so quickly and then lets one of those go you swear you just been knocked back in to the 1980's
9. *hears footsteps* oh no they come after me noooooooo spare me noooooooo *runs*
*the sounds of many footsteps shouting and quick get the tranquilizer are heard followed by crashing and more screaming*
10. A little gnome pops up dressed like the men in black no this is the gnome in black he pulls a little de nerulizer and flashes it at you "You have not seen this message and gnomes are really not vile what you have been reading has been nothing but the rants of a raving nutball"
1. Those really tall lawn gnomes sure they guard your lawn but secretly they plan to join the NBA and thus widen there grip on gnoming the world
2. there vile little gnome spit sure it may be all colorful but once you step in it will either be ewwww *does a silly little dance* I just stepped in vile gnome spit or oh god ahhhhhh *runs around* it burns it burns little do you know sometimes that vile gnome spit is quite acidic
3. They steal your underwear
4. they can cleverly disguise them selves as you kids gi joe or even barbie doll O_o....Don't ask why they just can
5. they have a horrible fashion statement come on pointy little hat and tunic thing oh so out now pirate clothes now that's hot....*ahem* sorry about that I meant to say pirate clothes now that's more like it yarrghh
6. The way they stand in your garden motionless and those beady little eyes just watching you...maybe even following you then *BAM* you get smacked in the head with the end of the rake see there that's what the gnomes do that's there silly little game of smack the poor human with the rake
7. Flesh eating gnome lice you know folks that skeeter bite you have on ya is probably really not a skeeter bite it's probably that flesh eating gnome lice!!!! that's gotten to you and you wanna know why cause you never followed the fellow captain larry bobs warning signs a gnome has been in your house
8. Gnome gas ya you got that right the most vile of all there gnome gas you may think it's the dog or cat but oooooo no its that dang blasted vile gnome who runs around so quickly and then lets one of those go you swear you just been knocked back in to the 1980's
9. *hears footsteps* oh no they come after me noooooooo spare me noooooooo *runs*
*the sounds of many footsteps shouting and quick get the tranquilizer are heard followed by crashing and more screaming*
10. A little gnome pops up dressed like the men in black no this is the gnome in black he pulls a little de nerulizer and flashes it at you "You have not seen this message and gnomes are really not vile what you have been reading has been nothing but the rants of a raving nutball"
Saturday, April 4, 2009
The Truth is a Lie
So... I've decided that the Truth is a Lie.
No questions asked, the truth is a lie. Simple as that.
So, how ya'll doing doing right now? I'm sitting here, writing and watching a movie called Elizabethtown. It was just... a really great movie. it had so many different things to do that you really need to think about. There was one quote 'Life and Death, a hairs span separating them'. It's true too, it's not the Truth (which is a Lie), but it's true.
What is the truth? not sure... but it's a lie at this moment.
Maybe this is the truth (this post is getting kind of weird and all over the place), that you are a river, and you are forever shaped by things you meet (rocks and roots in the river), and you also meet people (rivers joining). And it doesn't matter just how long you are with that person, or how you are with that person-- whether it is a phone call, or the most intimate relationship face to face-- you take a part of that person with you... always.
Really don't know what else to say... so see you all later.
-Max out
No questions asked, the truth is a lie. Simple as that.
So, how ya'll doing doing right now? I'm sitting here, writing and watching a movie called Elizabethtown. It was just... a really great movie. it had so many different things to do that you really need to think about. There was one quote 'Life and Death, a hairs span separating them'. It's true too, it's not the Truth (which is a Lie), but it's true.
What is the truth? not sure... but it's a lie at this moment.
Maybe this is the truth (this post is getting kind of weird and all over the place), that you are a river, and you are forever shaped by things you meet (rocks and roots in the river), and you also meet people (rivers joining). And it doesn't matter just how long you are with that person, or how you are with that person-- whether it is a phone call, or the most intimate relationship face to face-- you take a part of that person with you... always.
Really don't know what else to say... so see you all later.
-Max out
The Radioactive Superhero
This is what a wolf and a pie and early morning hyper madness brings...
Lycanrebel:fuck this, let’s be superheros
Lycanrebel:superheros get all the cool powers and chicks
Ajthewonderpie:*hands you cape*
Lycanrebel:my cape is my blanket
ajthewonderpie:hahah awwe
ajthewonderpie:and heck yes, let's go on a rescue mission and pick up chicks while we're at it!
lycanrebel:rofl baahahah
lycanrebel:damn better be nice chicks
ajthewonderpie::D
lycanrebel:i dont' care if there hot looking thats a bonus
ajthewonderpie:hehe
ajthewonderpie:long as they're not cheerleaders
lycanrebel:or chicks like *****
lycanrebel:*shudders*
lycanrebel:I shall blow all ye up with my nuclear wolf farts
ajthewonderpie:hahaha knock 'em down wolfie!
ajthewonderpie:*puts on radiation suit*
lycanrebel:stronger than a whales blow hole
ajthewonderpie:ohh shit
lycanrebel:tidal fart
ajthewonderpie:that means we be gettin blown all the way to texas!
ajthewonderpie:bahaha rip roarin'
lycanrebel:>.> and then dorthy said toto I don't think we in kansas no more
ajthewonderpie:hahaha rofl
ajthewonderpie:*feeds you bean burritos*
ajthewonderpie:time to get fueled up
ajthewonderpie::P
lycanrebel:look ma im a motor boat
ajthewonderpie:hahaha that's quite wake you got the....
ajthewonderpie:*gasps for air*
lycanrebel:lol knock em dead kid....umm i think i already have in the wrong way
lycanrebel:woo hoo
ajthewonderpie:no wonder they’re all bright green!
lycanrebel:quatum physics
lycanrebel:bahahahah
Lycanrebel:fuck this, let’s be superheros
Lycanrebel:superheros get all the cool powers and chicks
Ajthewonderpie:*hands you cape*
Lycanrebel:my cape is my blanket
ajthewonderpie:hahah awwe
ajthewonderpie:and heck yes, let's go on a rescue mission and pick up chicks while we're at it!
lycanrebel:rofl baahahah
lycanrebel:damn better be nice chicks
ajthewonderpie::D
lycanrebel:i dont' care if there hot looking thats a bonus
ajthewonderpie:hehe
ajthewonderpie:long as they're not cheerleaders
lycanrebel:or chicks like *****
lycanrebel:*shudders*
lycanrebel:I shall blow all ye up with my nuclear wolf farts
ajthewonderpie:hahaha knock 'em down wolfie!
ajthewonderpie:*puts on radiation suit*
lycanrebel:stronger than a whales blow hole
ajthewonderpie:ohh shit
lycanrebel:tidal fart
ajthewonderpie:that means we be gettin blown all the way to texas!
ajthewonderpie:bahaha rip roarin'
lycanrebel:>.> and then dorthy said toto I don't think we in kansas no more
ajthewonderpie:hahaha rofl
ajthewonderpie:*feeds you bean burritos*
ajthewonderpie:time to get fueled up
ajthewonderpie::P
lycanrebel:look ma im a motor boat
ajthewonderpie:hahaha that's quite wake you got the....
ajthewonderpie:*gasps for air*
lycanrebel:lol knock em dead kid....umm i think i already have in the wrong way
lycanrebel:woo hoo
ajthewonderpie:no wonder they’re all bright green!
lycanrebel:quatum physics
lycanrebel:bahahahah
I am not a squirrel I repeat I am not twitchy
For it has come to my recent attention that some of you may have watched hoodwinked and have labeled me twitchy from the movie hoodwinked.
Okay so in reply I am not twitchy there is no way I well ever be that hyperactive squirrel
what is it about that hyperactive nutjob that reminds everybody that squirrel is me
you know what I could go for right now a nice steaming hot cup of coffee
cause coffee is good and there is always so many choices to choose from
come on flavored coffee rocks.
that squirrel is breaking the coffee commandments come on you all should know what I'm talking about.
1.Thou shall not let thy coffee get cold
2.Thou shall always replace the coffee in the coffee pot if you are the last one to empty it
3.Thou shall never switch to decaf coffee
4. Thou shall respect thy coffee and thy coffee maker
5.Thou shall never ruin said coffee by adding too much cream or sugar
6. Thou shall never allow coffee to spill and be wasted
7. Thou shall never make stale coffee. Fresh beans or die.
8. Thou shall never give coffee to animals (like squirrels)
9. Thou shall always make sure there is always coffee in the house
10. Thou shall never become dependent on fancy expensive starbucks coffee with ridiculous names (macchiato, etc.)
11.Thou shall never drive and caffienate whilst trying to dodge potholes
12. Thou shall never disrespect coffee at a guests house(no matter how bad it is)
13. Thou shall never make excuses about coffee induced behavior no matter how crazy or vile
14.Thou shall remember that coffee turns you to the dark side of the force and there is no return
15.Thou shall remember that decaf drinkers are not to be trusted and they are really vile gnomes in disguise
16.Thou shall never sacrifice coffee for a cookie
17.Thou shall try to part coffee like the red sea
18. Thou shall never tempt the mongoose mafia with coffee or you will find your sanity on ebay
19. Thou shall never drink coffee while attempting to commander ships of any sort or make bargains with pirates while high on coffee
This are the coffee commandments follow or beware or suffer consequences
Here is the final statement
Why is the coffee gone its not allowed I shall come over there now and spork you
Okay so in reply I am not twitchy there is no way I well ever be that hyperactive squirrel
what is it about that hyperactive nutjob that reminds everybody that squirrel is me
you know what I could go for right now a nice steaming hot cup of coffee
cause coffee is good and there is always so many choices to choose from
come on flavored coffee rocks.
that squirrel is breaking the coffee commandments come on you all should know what I'm talking about.
1.Thou shall not let thy coffee get cold
2.Thou shall always replace the coffee in the coffee pot if you are the last one to empty it
3.Thou shall never switch to decaf coffee
4. Thou shall respect thy coffee and thy coffee maker
5.Thou shall never ruin said coffee by adding too much cream or sugar
6. Thou shall never allow coffee to spill and be wasted
7. Thou shall never make stale coffee. Fresh beans or die.
8. Thou shall never give coffee to animals (like squirrels)
9. Thou shall always make sure there is always coffee in the house
10. Thou shall never become dependent on fancy expensive starbucks coffee with ridiculous names (macchiato, etc.)
11.Thou shall never drive and caffienate whilst trying to dodge potholes
12. Thou shall never disrespect coffee at a guests house(no matter how bad it is)
13. Thou shall never make excuses about coffee induced behavior no matter how crazy or vile
14.Thou shall remember that coffee turns you to the dark side of the force and there is no return
15.Thou shall remember that decaf drinkers are not to be trusted and they are really vile gnomes in disguise
16.Thou shall never sacrifice coffee for a cookie
17.Thou shall try to part coffee like the red sea
18. Thou shall never tempt the mongoose mafia with coffee or you will find your sanity on ebay
19. Thou shall never drink coffee while attempting to commander ships of any sort or make bargains with pirates while high on coffee
This are the coffee commandments follow or beware or suffer consequences
Here is the final statement
Why is the coffee gone its not allowed I shall come over there now and spork you
Friday, April 3, 2009
Duck Call
One day a lady went into a fishing shop to buy her husband a fishing pole for his birthday.
She picked up a really nice looking pole and asked the salesman how much it was. The sales man says, "I am blind but if you give me the pole I can tell how much it is by the weight."
So the lady gives him the pole and he says, "That pole is worth $45." She was amazed at how cheap that was.
So then she picked up another really nice pole, hands it to the man and he says, "This pole is worth $55." she decided that was also really cheap.
And then she picks the nicest looking pole in the place and handed it to the man and he says, "This pole is our best and it is $70." she told him that she would take it.
As she was getting the fishing pole all rung up, she had to fart really really badly. She decided since the man was blind that it really wouldn't matter if she farted in front of him so she just let it loose.
All of a sudden the man says, "It all comes up to $80."
Confused the lady says to him, "But you said the fishing pole was only $70."
He said, "It is. Its $70 for the fishing pole and $10 for the duck call."
She picked up a really nice looking pole and asked the salesman how much it was. The sales man says, "I am blind but if you give me the pole I can tell how much it is by the weight."
So the lady gives him the pole and he says, "That pole is worth $45." She was amazed at how cheap that was.
So then she picked up another really nice pole, hands it to the man and he says, "This pole is worth $55." she decided that was also really cheap.
And then she picks the nicest looking pole in the place and handed it to the man and he says, "This pole is our best and it is $70." she told him that she would take it.
As she was getting the fishing pole all rung up, she had to fart really really badly. She decided since the man was blind that it really wouldn't matter if she farted in front of him so she just let it loose.
All of a sudden the man says, "It all comes up to $80."
Confused the lady says to him, "But you said the fishing pole was only $70."
He said, "It is. Its $70 for the fishing pole and $10 for the duck call."
Pieness
I was born a pie
A certain flavour of pie
And that I will stay
Till the day I die
You can change my crust
You can give me a new tin
But you cannot change what’s within
A certain flavour of pie
And that I will stay
Till the day I die
You can change my crust
You can give me a new tin
But you cannot change what’s within
ZOMG ZOMG OMG WHEEEE
No, not a hyper moment. Close, but not quite. I haven't had enough coffee yet this morning to be anywhere close to hyper.
Anyways... What I'm going nuts over (no pun intended lol...ok well maybe pun intended) is that Smackdown is coming to the World Arena this year! May 26th and my friend is going to try and get us good seats. Sadly... That means we'll likely get to see Vickie Gurero live. Hopefully at least one of you knows who this is. GODS SHE'S ANNOYING.
Can you imagine? ... "EXCUSE MEEE!" live? Ugh my ears will be BLEEDING. But hell, it will be worth the damaged braincells. Don't you think?
FUNNY STORY!! (yes, you saw this coming) ... (and no, it's not about squirrels, sorry) ;3;
Ok... So, I was hanging out with my good friend Kari yesterday, after our math study session. UGH. And we were sitting in her car yakking about random stuff when I felt something sticky under my shoe.
"Um, honey you have gum on the floor of your car," I blurted after picking my shoe up. She only looked at me with this grossed out face and said, "Ew, who put that there?"
Then she was kind enough to try and scrap what there was off my shoe. So, invision this... I'm sitting back, my left foot propped on the dashboard of the passanger side of her car, she's crouched over, scraping the gum off with an old ciagarette box while others outside are looking at us funny. Invision that? Yeah, weird, eh? Here's the funny part...
"Should I make faces?" she looks at me and goes, "What?" and I said, "Make faces, you know like, oh yeah that's good keep it right there, kind of faces," and she laughed her ass off and played along. So I'm here looking like I'm enjoying something that everyone else can't really see very well.
All it was is I was getting gum scraped off my shoe. Or WAS it? LOL sorry. It was funny and I just had to share it.
Almost as funny as that one day I sat and watched squirrels run from tree to tree for forty minutes before they looked like they were humping each other. After that forty minutes, they WERE humping each other. The whole time I was giving my own commentary. So, my friend in the other seat is laughing her ass off at me.
"MY TREE DAMNIT! GET OFFA MY TREE!" as the other squirrel chased the first one off of the pine tree. Then the other. Then another and another. Up until... HUMP HUMP VON HUMPY HUMP HUMP MIIIIINE
Done!
~RiC@
Anyways... What I'm going nuts over (no pun intended lol...ok well maybe pun intended) is that Smackdown is coming to the World Arena this year! May 26th and my friend is going to try and get us good seats. Sadly... That means we'll likely get to see Vickie Gurero live. Hopefully at least one of you knows who this is. GODS SHE'S ANNOYING.
Can you imagine? ... "EXCUSE MEEE!" live? Ugh my ears will be BLEEDING. But hell, it will be worth the damaged braincells. Don't you think?
FUNNY STORY!! (yes, you saw this coming) ... (and no, it's not about squirrels, sorry) ;3;
Ok... So, I was hanging out with my good friend Kari yesterday, after our math study session. UGH. And we were sitting in her car yakking about random stuff when I felt something sticky under my shoe.
"Um, honey you have gum on the floor of your car," I blurted after picking my shoe up. She only looked at me with this grossed out face and said, "Ew, who put that there?"
Then she was kind enough to try and scrap what there was off my shoe. So, invision this... I'm sitting back, my left foot propped on the dashboard of the passanger side of her car, she's crouched over, scraping the gum off with an old ciagarette box while others outside are looking at us funny. Invision that? Yeah, weird, eh? Here's the funny part...
"Should I make faces?" she looks at me and goes, "What?" and I said, "Make faces, you know like, oh yeah that's good keep it right there, kind of faces," and she laughed her ass off and played along. So I'm here looking like I'm enjoying something that everyone else can't really see very well.
All it was is I was getting gum scraped off my shoe. Or WAS it? LOL sorry. It was funny and I just had to share it.
Almost as funny as that one day I sat and watched squirrels run from tree to tree for forty minutes before they looked like they were humping each other. After that forty minutes, they WERE humping each other. The whole time I was giving my own commentary. So, my friend in the other seat is laughing her ass off at me.
"MY TREE DAMNIT! GET OFFA MY TREE!" as the other squirrel chased the first one off of the pine tree. Then the other. Then another and another. Up until... HUMP HUMP VON HUMPY HUMP HUMP MIIIIINE
Done!
~RiC@
Thursday, April 2, 2009
OMFG master squrriel
so here we go....you ready?.....really grab onto your pants and prepare for the most bizzare post yet...O_O.
Hey I can speak squirrel...Cheeko cheeko cheeko....and the translation for it please okay we got what that means is "Were are the nuts....were are the nuts....OMG were are the nuts
What is it with us and the squirrels of doom you might ask they are by far the best creatures yet to help provide us with all the itty bitty details in this crazy thing we call life...they help Rica bring her wrath onto others...they help me bombard you all with the tales of the mass gnome genocide and many other things.
...Heck we even got a special stealth team of ninja squirrels....and yes they come complete with your choice and colors of ninja suits....now that I come to think of it the colors pink and purple are not on the list of colors for ninja suits O_o...*Aj comes in and pokes me* oww dont poke me....all right fine the colors pink and purple are only for the female squirrels there you happy now O_O
.....oh hey do you ever wonder if snowmen get carrot nose envy....like you know for example one snow man to another ..."hey my carrot is bigger then yours oh ya check out that carrot"
oh righty then so sorry I went off topic...now back to the squirrels
all right so you got me on this part the squirrels are our friends not enemies ....okay minus the little evil ones that go stark crazy and crawl up your pant leg looking for nuts....O_o umm hey squirrel squirrely mcpudding pie....you wont be finding nuts up there...unless your thinking of something else.
Enough O_o all this talk about squirrels has made me hungry for.....3.14....Hey who wants pie I do oh ya...
To the pie cave piebin were there is pie....and pudding O_O right away pieman
Hey I can speak squirrel...Cheeko cheeko cheeko....and the translation for it please okay we got what that means is "Were are the nuts....were are the nuts....OMG were are the nuts
What is it with us and the squirrels of doom you might ask they are by far the best creatures yet to help provide us with all the itty bitty details in this crazy thing we call life...they help Rica bring her wrath onto others...they help me bombard you all with the tales of the mass gnome genocide and many other things.
...Heck we even got a special stealth team of ninja squirrels....and yes they come complete with your choice and colors of ninja suits....now that I come to think of it the colors pink and purple are not on the list of colors for ninja suits O_o...*Aj comes in and pokes me* oww dont poke me....all right fine the colors pink and purple are only for the female squirrels there you happy now O_O
.....oh hey do you ever wonder if snowmen get carrot nose envy....like you know for example one snow man to another ..."hey my carrot is bigger then yours oh ya check out that carrot"
oh righty then so sorry I went off topic...now back to the squirrels
all right so you got me on this part the squirrels are our friends not enemies ....okay minus the little evil ones that go stark crazy and crawl up your pant leg looking for nuts....O_o umm hey squirrel squirrely mcpudding pie....you wont be finding nuts up there...unless your thinking of something else.
Enough O_o all this talk about squirrels has made me hungry for.....3.14....Hey who wants pie I do oh ya...
To the pie cave piebin were there is pie....and pudding O_O right away pieman
Here's a good rant.
Why is our world so obsessed over how people look? When it comes right down to it, people don’t really care that much. What people remember most and what makes a good impression is whether or not you’re polite and if you do a good job at what you’re doing. Appearances are just one of those nitpicky things that are based upon personal opinion. So what if somebody doesn’t like the way you dress? At least you made them a damn good sandwich or completely saved their arses or whatever it is that you’re doing. I think it’s just ridiculous that some employers won’t hire people based only upon how they look. Even if they’re the most talented, smartest person in the field out there, potential employers won’t even look twice at their qualifications and talent just because they have a certain piercing or style of clothing. If everyone in the world was unable to see, well then it wouldn’t matter so much, would it? I believe that people should be free to be who they are and dress as they want without having to worry about being discriminated against.
Gnome red alert
Yes that is right folks this is a emergecy broadcast from the wolf herself its true the gnomes have gotten together for a mass overtaking of your home your life and...even your animals.
So in this vast emergecy of gnome take over here are a few basics to prevent gnomes stealing your sanity or any item you own yes that includes your animals.
step 1.Do not I repeat do not put tinfoil on your head thats for aliens silly plus gnomes like shiny objects
step 2. Hide all your shiny/expensive stuff gnomes go for that first
step 3. if all else fails curl up into the fetal postion and cry out mommy the gnomes got me oh god my sanity were or were did it go
followed by the singing of "How much is that sanity in the window"
as you have noticed I rant a lot about gnomes and sporks and they have amassed run for your lives you hear me RUN
and never look back...*looks around* oh god no....what are you doing here....*backs away slowly and screams*
*this part censored to mass gnomes jumping and beating me not good for little kiddes to see on this news flash*
this is all that I have to say....*crawls away and mumbles they not only got my sanity they got my underwear in that battle*
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Yet another rant....
My annoying friend woke me up this morning with her constant calling. Early this morning. Earlier than I'm used to waking up. All over a headache. Obviously this headache was so unbearable she had to see a doctor about it. Here's how it played out...
She called my house line, I didn't pick up... She then called my cell phone barely a minute later, so I hear my angry ringtone going off. I roll over and plug my ears with my pillow. Well, no more than five minutes later she calls my house line AGAIN. So I immediately change my ringtone to "Jumper" by Capsule. So it would be easier on my ears.
I then got up and took a shower. So, five or ten minutes later I get out and check my cell phone. Well, in that span of time she'd called my cell phone four times. Then when I get upstairs to make my coffee, I see her drive out of the overflow parking lot. So I'm sitting here going, "Holy freaking crap, what the hell is up," so then I get my coffee and wait a few minutes before calling her back. Called her back and it turns out she had a bad headache.
I don't think it'd been enough to see a doctor over. But, I don't know. Could have been. But honestly, I think her brain exaggerates pain a little too much causing her to see a doctor and that makes her folks spend more money they don't have.
Dunno. Just annoys me when I hear, "I'm in the hospital," just makes me roll my eyes and think, "Gees, what now?" you know?
Meh, sorry for the rant. The past few things have been humorous up until now and I apologize. It just, really annoys me when she does these things.
And through all of that--not a single voice mail TELLING me what was wrong until I actually called her back. Luckily, clouds are engulfing the mountains right now, which means it's going to snow later today. THUSLY, keeping her home. Hopefully. But anyways... I'm done now.
~RiC@
She called my house line, I didn't pick up... She then called my cell phone barely a minute later, so I hear my angry ringtone going off. I roll over and plug my ears with my pillow. Well, no more than five minutes later she calls my house line AGAIN. So I immediately change my ringtone to "Jumper" by Capsule. So it would be easier on my ears.
I then got up and took a shower. So, five or ten minutes later I get out and check my cell phone. Well, in that span of time she'd called my cell phone four times. Then when I get upstairs to make my coffee, I see her drive out of the overflow parking lot. So I'm sitting here going, "Holy freaking crap, what the hell is up," so then I get my coffee and wait a few minutes before calling her back. Called her back and it turns out she had a bad headache.
I don't think it'd been enough to see a doctor over. But, I don't know. Could have been. But honestly, I think her brain exaggerates pain a little too much causing her to see a doctor and that makes her folks spend more money they don't have.
Dunno. Just annoys me when I hear, "I'm in the hospital," just makes me roll my eyes and think, "Gees, what now?" you know?
Meh, sorry for the rant. The past few things have been humorous up until now and I apologize. It just, really annoys me when she does these things.
And through all of that--not a single voice mail TELLING me what was wrong until I actually called her back. Luckily, clouds are engulfing the mountains right now, which means it's going to snow later today. THUSLY, keeping her home. Hopefully. But anyways... I'm done now.
~RiC@
Rawr...yes bunnies are evil
once upon a time there was a green oyster named Lil' T and he spat rainbow bubles from a purple mouth at everyone it hated.
One day the zombie space cows came and bit him on the ass.
and he started to glow from the bite mark it grew bigger and bigger until he glowed rainbow from the intergalactic space residue.
(ewww space snot)
Lil' T sprouted legs and walked into a blue whales blow hole.
unbeknowst to him somewhere deep within this blow hole was something....shiny!
the blue whale blew lil T so hard he flew on to land.
where he now walks the earth seeking squirrel monkey brains and just plain being a zombie oyster.
strangely enough at that same time lil T saw a gnome skipping across his path with a banana slug on its shoulder.
The gnome was singing "THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY AH HA!" and the slug had a cute little white jacket made especially for the gnome.
though the jacket was quite restricting the gnome accepted it with glee and pulled out a tinfoil hat to try to put it on lil T.
Then in a big hurry they had to run from the psychotic sugarcoated rainbow bunny (NOW COMES WITH MEAT CLEAVER!)
The bunny hopped and hopped and hopped and stamped an 'APPROVED'in rainbow ink on the slug which fell off the gnomes shoulder.
AND THEN!!!! along came a baby dragon which tried to eated it!!!
unfortunately for the dear dragon slugs are not lemon drops nor are they wolfy flavored.
all of a sudden lil T saw a red and black rabid chipmunk running across his path quoting shakespear while holding a squirrel monkey brain.
lil T ran after the chipmunk but then it threw chopsticks at him while ranting about underwear stealing gnomes.
lil T made a huge flying leap for the brains but the gnome stole them and ran away.
leaving the poor poor zombie oyster with no brains.
the gnome then ran home to it's lair of peanut butter and cherry jam.
throwing the brain in some boiling water where it begins to shake and bake.
after shaking and quaking and baking some more the brain suddenly hatches into the half eaten banana slug named connor.
then the psychotic bunny named devilvirgin bounds into the lair of PB&J with the rabid chipmunk on her shoulder.
the chipmunk starts gagging because it is ironic the chipmunks only weakness is cherry jam.
while the poor rodent is dying devilvirgin hops to the pot and steals the half eaten banana slug named connor.
picking up the chipmunk on the way out the three dash quickly to the zombie march.
the moral of this story is stay away from zombie space cows damnit!!!
One day the zombie space cows came and bit him on the ass.
and he started to glow from the bite mark it grew bigger and bigger until he glowed rainbow from the intergalactic space residue.
(ewww space snot)
Lil' T sprouted legs and walked into a blue whales blow hole.
unbeknowst to him somewhere deep within this blow hole was something....shiny!
the blue whale blew lil T so hard he flew on to land.
where he now walks the earth seeking squirrel monkey brains and just plain being a zombie oyster.
strangely enough at that same time lil T saw a gnome skipping across his path with a banana slug on its shoulder.
The gnome was singing "THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY AH HA!" and the slug had a cute little white jacket made especially for the gnome.
though the jacket was quite restricting the gnome accepted it with glee and pulled out a tinfoil hat to try to put it on lil T.
Then in a big hurry they had to run from the psychotic sugarcoated rainbow bunny (NOW COMES WITH MEAT CLEAVER!)
The bunny hopped and hopped and hopped and stamped an 'APPROVED'in rainbow ink on the slug which fell off the gnomes shoulder.
AND THEN!!!! along came a baby dragon which tried to eated it!!!
unfortunately for the dear dragon slugs are not lemon drops nor are they wolfy flavored.
all of a sudden lil T saw a red and black rabid chipmunk running across his path quoting shakespear while holding a squirrel monkey brain.
lil T ran after the chipmunk but then it threw chopsticks at him while ranting about underwear stealing gnomes.
lil T made a huge flying leap for the brains but the gnome stole them and ran away.
leaving the poor poor zombie oyster with no brains.
the gnome then ran home to it's lair of peanut butter and cherry jam.
throwing the brain in some boiling water where it begins to shake and bake.
after shaking and quaking and baking some more the brain suddenly hatches into the half eaten banana slug named connor.
then the psychotic bunny named devilvirgin bounds into the lair of PB&J with the rabid chipmunk on her shoulder.
the chipmunk starts gagging because it is ironic the chipmunks only weakness is cherry jam.
while the poor rodent is dying devilvirgin hops to the pot and steals the half eaten banana slug named connor.
picking up the chipmunk on the way out the three dash quickly to the zombie march.
the moral of this story is stay away from zombie space cows damnit!!!
>.< I really need sleep....
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels
Acorns in a half-shell
Squirrel power!
They're the world's most sporksome sporking team (We're really hip!)
They're Acorns in a half-shell and they're Gnomes (Hey - get a grip!)
When the evil Shredder attacks
These squirrel boys don't cut him no spork!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels
Splinter taught them to be ninja spleens(He's a radical rat!)
sporknardo leads,gnometello does machines (That's a fact, Jack!)
Raphael is sporking but crude (Gimme a break!)
squirrelangelo is a party dude (Party!)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels
Acorns in a half shell
Squirell power!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels
Acorns in a half-shell
Squirrel power!
They're the world's most sporksome sporking team (We're really hip!)
They're Acorns in a half-shell and they're Gnomes (Hey - get a grip!)
When the evil Shredder attacks
These squirrel boys don't cut him no spork!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels
Splinter taught them to be ninja spleens(He's a radical rat!)
sporknardo leads,gnometello does machines (That's a fact, Jack!)
Raphael is sporking but crude (Gimme a break!)
squirrelangelo is a party dude (Party!)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels
Acorns in a half shell
Squirell power!
Master of sporkaster pt.5?
"A wedding? I love weddings. sporks all around."
"Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... sporkid."
"So you expect to leave me standing on some beach with nothing but a name and your word it's the one I need and watch you sail away on my spork?"
"You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself sporked him back out?"
"A sporksman is always proud to hear his work is appreciated."
"Greats sporks think alike"
Spring Pigs On Rasin Kurdle
Snappy Porcupines Often Receive Kicks
Sultry Penguins Often Rekindle Koolaid
Super Pirates On Rum Koolaid
Serious People Organize Real Kicks
"I smell.....I smell.... I smell sporky"
kiss my spork
I see spork people
I am the insporkaration of insporkness
Don't make me use my sporkitsu against you *poses in my stance*
"Look at this. I'm so ticked off that I'm sporking"
"You're sporkless, I see. A fine quality in a wife. "
"He's got a spork. You idiots. We've all got sporks. "
"For sporks sake, open the spork door! They're coming for us and it's our only way out! Oh my God, we're doomed!"
"Why sporks? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?"
"That's enough sporking for now, lads... looks like there's dirty work afoot."
"Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... sporkid."
"So you expect to leave me standing on some beach with nothing but a name and your word it's the one I need and watch you sail away on my spork?"
"You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself sporked him back out?"
"A sporksman is always proud to hear his work is appreciated."
"Greats sporks think alike"
Spring Pigs On Rasin Kurdle
Snappy Porcupines Often Receive Kicks
Sultry Penguins Often Rekindle Koolaid
Super Pirates On Rum Koolaid
Serious People Organize Real Kicks
"I smell.....I smell.... I smell sporky"
kiss my spork
I see spork people
I am the insporkaration of insporkness
Don't make me use my sporkitsu against you *poses in my stance*
"Look at this. I'm so ticked off that I'm sporking"
"You're sporkless, I see. A fine quality in a wife. "
"He's got a spork. You idiots. We've all got sporks. "
"For sporks sake, open the spork door! They're coming for us and it's our only way out! Oh my God, we're doomed!"
"Why sporks? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?"
"That's enough sporking for now, lads... looks like there's dirty work afoot."
