Yes that is right folks this is a emergecy broadcast from the wolf herself its true the gnomes have gotten together for a mass overtaking of your home your life and...even your animals.
So in this vast emergecy of gnome take over here are a few basics to prevent gnomes stealing your sanity or any item you own yes that includes your animals.
step 1.Do not I repeat do not put tinfoil on your head thats for aliens silly plus gnomes like shiny objects
step 2. Hide all your shiny/expensive stuff gnomes go for that first
step 3. if all else fails curl up into the fetal postion and cry out mommy the gnomes got me oh god my sanity were or were did it go
followed by the singing of "How much is that sanity in the window"
as you have noticed I rant a lot about gnomes and sporks and they have amassed run for your lives you hear me RUN
and never look back...*looks around* oh god no....what are you doing here....*backs away slowly and screams*
*this part censored to mass gnomes jumping and beating me not good for little kiddes to see on this news flash*
this is all that I have to say....*crawls away and mumbles they not only got my sanity they got my underwear in that battle*
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