The Radtacular Random Rats: It all starts off with a facebook status...

Sunday, April 19, 2009

It all starts off with a facebook status...

Shannon Is not having octuplets LOL I am having une bebe tabernac!

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which resulted in this mad assault of replies
Natalie at 10:15pm April 19

No, no, it's octuplets for sure. I checked the ultra sounds myself, I see eight of them. *takes another sip of whiskey* Or is that nine? Five? Six? *another sip of whiskey* your babies keep multipying in your stomach, sorry to inform you, hun, 'tis true!

Julie at 10:58pm April 19

>.> hey I am supposed to ask you how are those octuplets comign along...you better be treating them fairly in that belly lol

*runs* please dont' hit me

Natalie at 11:04pm April 19

I wonder if i get take one of the Octuplets home? Julie can maybe, too. We can name one Zombie and the other one Gnome. We'd raise them along with our batch of flying monkeys and take over the world with Dr. Steel as our spokesman!

Shannon at 11:05pm April 19 via Facebook Mobile Texts

I told Tai I am naming the baby Aladdin

Julie at 11:06pm April 19

I want the one named gnome :D then I could train it like a toy solider and train it so well it will be a one gnome world take over machine....while zombie will feast on the souls of the unpure

while we full fill the loyal duties of Dr.Steel

Natalie at 11:06pm April 19

Aladdin is a good name. And so is Samara if it's a girl.
I'd say go with Samara!

Julie at 11:08pm April 19

rofl do not name the kid nala or I will kick your arse biscuits :d

and I am so game for samara

Natalie at 11:09pm April 19

Totally, Wolf -- that sounds like a really good plan. And my batch of flying monkeys should hatch soon. I've got the eggs under a heat lamp. Wait -- checking on the eggs -- tabernac! I put the heat up too much and now the eggs are cooked. awww *sad face* Well, I guess I have flying egg monkey omelets for dinner now *happy face* omelets are good. :D

Julie at 11:11pm April 19

I am trying so dang hard to not near piss my self laughing

flying egg monkey omelets

tabernac! you where supposed to rotate the eggs nat not eat them

Natalie at 11:14pm April 19

Damn, rotation, rotation, rotation... I keep forgetting about that. It says her right in the instructions to rotate the eggs often, and once hatched no not let them touch water and do not feel them after midnight. Damn! I knew I should of paid attention. Oh, shiney! I found a lucky lighter on my computer desk. It's pretty. *lights lighter* Shhhhineeeeyyy!

Julieat 11:15pm April 19

*head desks* you are not supposed to "feel them" after midnight nor feed them and yes rotate ....rotate....ro....hey look over there something shiny

Natalie at 11:17pm April 19

oh, yeah, feed 0_o not feel. See, I can't read instructions very well. I gets 'em all confused as I am distracted by the shiny things in life.

Alana at 11:18pm April 19

*dies laughing* I wants one of them flying monkeys. He would make a good pet long as he didn't try and shove bananas up my nose in my sleep

Julie at 11:19pm April 19

*sneaks a taste of said monkey egg omlet*

Natalie at 11:20pm April 19

So, Shannon gets one baby, and Wolf and I get to keep one... that's 8 - 3 = 5. Yay I can count like the count.... One baby, Mu-ha-ha-ha, two babies, Mu-ha-ha-ha, Three... um, okay, I'll stop. Anyway, to the destructible point, there's 5 babies left -- who's gonna get them.

Alana at 11:21pm April 19 rofl nooo nat, don't let the shinys lure you in with their mystical powers...

Natalie at 11:22pm April 19 shhhhhinnnnyyyyyy!

Natalie at 11:23pm April 19

We should make a movie called, "The Shiny"

Alana at 11:26pm April 19

yes and the villian should some giant sequin encrusted brain hungry spork :P

Julie at 11:30pm April 19

and a prequel the day of the sporks

this is where it ended I hope I have to stop im laughing to hard here I am crying