sporkdise gnomeity

Take me down
To the sporkdise gnomeity
Where the gnomes are vile
And the squirrels are pretty
Take me home

Spork a' mango
gnomin under the spork
I'm a Spork case
that's gnome to spork
I'm your sporkity case
So gnome me somethin' to spork
I'll gnome you at another time
spork it to the end of the line

pies to mayoneggs or so they spork
Ya gotta-keep sporkin
for the spork and gnome
It's all a sporkamble
When it's just a gnome
Ya treat it like a sporkital crime
Everybody's gnomin their time

Take me down
To the sporkdise gnomeity
Where the gnomes are vile
And the squirrels are pretty
Take me home

sporked in the chair
of the gnomitys spork chamber
Why I'm here I can't quite sporkember
The gnome general says
it's sporkazrdous to breathe
I'd have another sporkarette
but I can't see
Tell me who you're gonna believe

Take me down
To the sporkdise gnomeity
Where the gnomes are vile
And the squirrels are pretty
Take me home

So spork away
So spork away
So spork away
So spork away

Captain maxride has been sporked apart
Now she's a court sporker
with a broken heart
she said-
Turn me around and
take me back to the spork
I must be losin' my mind-
"Are you blind?"
I've sporked it all a million times