Lmao

Friend: Heh... There should be a 24 hours ervice chapel somewhere here like in Vegas.
Me: Chapel, yes, don't know about the twenty-four hour service though lol
Friend: Haha why not? Elvis needs to be here somewhere.
Me: Who would Elvis be marrying? Lol
Me: Himself?
Me: I uh-huh-huh-dooo lol
Friend: lol
Me: Vegas priest: I now pronounce you um... Narcesist and umm self
Me: Lol
Me: Sorry
Me: That was bad
Friend: Noooo... BY him.
Friend: and no, it was funny
Me: I can see it now. He'd jig up the isle then do his little dance moves, moon walk a little bit then do his thing lol
Me: And at the end... "You may now kiss the bride---THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH,"